₦airaland Forum

reiddecuti:
And you take the marriage dey give urself hope sis?

Excuse me, you don't know me in real life!

Rayban25:
i agree with your message but youre the wrong messanger. we hereby take your message and discard you the fellow messenger

Waste product, stfu!

GO0DHardDick:
Lamentation of a broke frustrated evening newspaper!

After your destiny has been zapped abi?
Shiorr!

prophetfire:
. The way he's writing it with braggadocio as if it's the major thing God created us to do.

Tell him he's mad and he should avoid me on this site or else he ll run mad enter market

Happy birthday to this grandma as you age with grace. Who's time never reach you no go die.
I recalled when she had kidney ailment. Money was contributed for her surgery.
Also, I learnt she has been acting for over 35 years. She did one Yoruba movie with Bayowa Films & Records Int'l in the early 90s titled (Ewo, Abomination).

Ahhh

Getting serious

mariahAngel:
Both bones and eggs full the fish body.
If you know how to take fry am, e no go scatter.
E dey always wan make person vomit shaa.

Laise wipe o loyun (when you aren't pregnant)?
It no dey make me vomit o. It's actually nutritional more than mackerel, crocker, catfish etc. Yet it's one of the cheapest fish out there. And if you sabi fry am well, it's so friendly with drinking garri especially if it's fried with flour or yam flour.

notttty:
Why do uou people in the south buy foodstuff like almajari. Take real money to the market. Stick the house n fried with lots. Cook twice in a month n enjoy a living life not struggling to survive. You lot ain't saving money buying petty like this. In the north all thses cost less than 2500. That meat is 400 that tomatoes is like 100 and that fish looks unhealthy. Well eat healthy and work harder to earn money to buy more.

Shey you know say you are rude and abnormal?
See you mouth like dustbin wey Dem dey drop menstrual pad!

Abolodje:
Pipe down brainiac you won’t get the reaction you’re fishing for from me, now go back to sucking dick like the good slut that you are.

Tell that to your mom

Abolodje:
Don’t worry pray to God and your AS will turn to AA

Amen Amen Amen fire!!

You know say you no get brain and good things can't locate you!
Wetin you write for my thread na rubbish wey go happen to you, your you sisters and daughter.

Abolodje:
Did you suck dick to get that meat for 1k cos it’s ridiculously cheap for that quantity

Females in your family ll suck prîcks to eat, ise!

jeromestarks:
E dey pain u baa 🤣.
Worthless piece of shit.

You are mad but nonone is telling you. The real shit that should be flushed.

jeromestarks:
Back to the topic. Lack of attention makes ladies sick. I withdrew attention from a lady I was chasing for sometime.
The idiot went to her status to post " u want me to always be the first to chat u up bcus u're so cute. Me sef I cute die. No come use me learn celebrity lifestyle" 🤣
Weeks later, the idiot enter hospital. Even doctor no know waitin dey do her. Dem just advice her to take some time to rest well.
E pain the idiot.

Lamba. Lying man, bloody midget!

wittywriter:
I hope you are also earning via online since u have access to internet haven uploaded this content online.

12 pieces actually....lolz


Wittyness

Lol. I told her to economically cut it to that size.

ahnie:
Lovely ma'am.please invite me when the meal is ready

You are invited sweetheart 💋

Just got back home from work.
The dinner I m having tonight.
Fish N800
Pepper: 400
Meat: N1,000
Vegetable: N100
Kpomo: N500.
And I bought that groundnut N200 as snack to eat before I finished cooking.
Life of a single girl.

Zonefree:
Rants of a broke and wretched Nairaland ENP!

You know I m very hot and you wished you had me. But it's a pity your tattered life can't fit to my perfect world. So, blow away like smoke.

haslaw:
No one should pay any attention to some online rants from Evening News Papers..


In actual fact, they are looking for who will agree to be given money to pay their bride price

I weep for your condemned destiny. Born throway pikin. See how tattered your life is!

So what?

Englishisamust:
Make I no lieoo, the girl self dey enter my eyes . She is a medical student, footballer, she Kon still dey beautiful on top aam. Please how can I get her contact?? I won dey take my life serious nw. Beauty with brain. God I need this girl. I don sufferoo, have never meet such a girl like this. Make I no talk further

Most are goldiggers. And she's probably engaged so why are they shooting pale shots?

It should be rounded up to N50m.

PerfectStranger:
No girl will boldly come out plain to tell you they will, but they'll actually do. Especially the ENPs

Stfu!
There's nothing like evening newspapers.
The older the wine, the sweeter it is.
Just last Saturday, a 46yrs old woman got married to a 40yrs old man in Lugbe area, Abuja. Everyone ll get fulfillment at one time. Cos I reject your short, black and broke destiny no mean say I go tey before I marry or reach Age 90 like Sarah before I born.
All you boys here dissing women with your childish threads, na una Mama's bweast una dey drag like madman own. You all should get a life.

Se ori man naa o buru? Hope the man isn't an unfortunate one?
Why ll you fail in your first responsibility?
The wedding ll hold when the man's financially buoyant and it must not be long.
Borrowing a man to pay for my bride price is the beginning of SAPA in the marriage.
Men, there are some things you must not fail with in life. Handling your wedding well is part of it.

iCauseTrouble:
This bus approval will favour me and my family

Amen
.

Ambulance - Emergency Life Matters
Fire Service - Safety First
Police - Security Matters
President - You are the one to show care

Taylor90:
Tinubu should leave Niger alone

He’s so scared what happening in Niger might creep into nigeria

Brown teeth drug baron

If it creeps in, you might be a victim

CCIA:
I understand.

Its a daily routine

Who was your trainer today!?

Did he train you well?

Receive brain for once

CCIA:
I love you too



When last did you spread your legs?

Imp, it's sad to see you again. I spread my legs to exercise this morning.

Love you babygirl. Hope you spend some weeks in Nigeria after we v won the cup.

SpatialKing:
Yorubas will never accept you as their own or one of them...

Shebi you saw Saka in Lagos. You eyes won't be blind when Ashley steps into lag to see her folks.

talented321:
I don't like insults'' because my statement don't sound like insult for u to be involving my sisters into it. Don't talk what u couldn't talk in reality just because it is faceless'' life is a mystery.

Mysterious man, I know life is a mystery. That's why I m gentle by mentioning only your sisters.
When you called me werey which means mad person, shey na your mummy's surname?
You threw the first stone. Expect a container to fall on your head.

Worrisome. Drug prevalence is high despite efforts of FG.

talented321:
Are u a victim to the topic? Is like the topic is not palatable to u'' why insulting people instead of avoiding it.

I m not a victim. Them never born such man.
GOODHardDick, I m not a troll. It's you boys that do trolling. By the way, how are you doing?

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