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 Business › Re: Woman Filmed Hawking Intimacy Gadget Publicly In Lagos Street by gordonsmat(m): 9:06pm On Jan 15, 2024 |
Her advert would be like Era Oko onike. Meaning, buy Toy Di**k |
| Crime › Re: Serial POS Criminal Busted In Lagos. by gordonsmat(m): 3:28pm On Sep 28, 2023 |
His eyes are still shinning. Puncture his eyes. That dude is an idiot! |
| Food › Re: This Is The Milk I Bought For #89,500 For My Children. by gordonsmat(m): 5:42pm On Sep 14, 2023 |
Add a side chick na complete mortuary I swear! |
| Crime › Re: I Removed My Father’s Private Part For Money Ritual – 20-year-old Boy Confesses by gordonsmat(m): 5:54pm On Sep 01, 2023 |
Well, I'm not surprised. Even before I read the story. Immediately I saw the Headline, I know this is coming from Ogun State. The Organ harvesting people. May the Almighty God open their eyes. 4 Likes |
| Travel › Re: "Fathala Wildlife Reserve In Senegal" Where You Can Chill With A Lion With A St by gordonsmat(m): 5:17pm On Sep 01, 2023 |
With or without Stick. Come and do that in Nigerian zoo. All those Lions that are soffering with Unger strike and economy hardship. |
| Politics › Re: 10 FCTA Directors Shun FG’s Directive, Refuse To Retire by gordonsmat(m): 10:41am On Aug 27, 2023 |
Now they're telling you guys to resign. And you refused. Disgrace is coming your way. That shows the level of curruptions they have engaged inn! They should drop their paper b4 their paper dropped them. |
| Politics › Re: Sad, We’ve Lost Brave Men,’ Buhari Grieves Over Soldiers Killed In Niger by gordonsmat(m): 10:03am On Aug 20, 2023 |
I just don't understand this Bubu! You mean the Armies that died during Jagaban regime are brave men. So, what happened to the once that died in Bokoaram den during your administration? Are those once not brave? Cwantinue! https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/08/sad-weve-lost-brave-men-buhari-grieves-over-soldiers-killed-in-niger/amp/[/quote] 1 Like |
| Autos › Re: Upgraded Lexus Gx470 To Prado 019.. Fear Ladipo by gordonsmat(m): 8:35am On Mar 14, 2021 |
slex: 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Angry Policeman Batters His Daughter In Uyo (Disturbing Photos) by gordonsmat(m): 6:25am On Nov 23, 2019 |
Maybe he classified her to be a witch. |
| Phones › Re: Man Captured A Lady's Phone Packed With Rubber Band In Ibadan (Photos) by gordonsmat(m): 8:10am On Nov 08, 2019 |
I tire oooo. Kini big deal? 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: No Bra Day: Chidera Eggerue Goes Braless (Photos) by gordonsmat(m): 9:25am On Oct 14, 2019 |
The breast is actually older than her age. Lawd have Mercy! |
| Family › Re: Daughter Surprised Her Mother At Work With A Car, She Cries (Photos) by gordonsmat(m): 7:23pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
careytommy37:Question? |
| Crime › Re: Man Bites Woman’s Breast During Fight In Asaba by gordonsmat(m): 1:07pm On Aug 01, 2019 |
yarimo:I was also expecting the bite breast? |
| Business › Re: Friend's Message Cursing His Friend For A Debt Of 5 Years by gordonsmat(m): 11:25am On May 30, 2019 |
EmekaBlue:That's true bro. Pastor should pray for positive change not to curse. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Virginity Test In A Yoruba Film (Photos) by gordonsmat(m): 5:22pm On May 29, 2019 |
I'm interested in the movie. |
| Crime › Re: Set To Marry By August, Fiancée Battered By Fiance (Disturbing Photos) by gordonsmat(m): 6:46pm On May 12, 2019 |
Fiance from hell fire[color=#990000][/color] |
| Crime › Re: Two Boys Fighting Over A Dog Knocked Down By Vehicle, Quarrel On Who Will Eat It by gordonsmat(m): 4:10am On May 06, 2019 |
Born2Breed:No, it's plateau State. |
| Family › Re: Is It Appropriate For 18+ Lady To Wash Her Father's Under wear? by gordonsmat(m): 8:12am On Mar 31, 2019 |
''but the underwears gave me little stress". Why must you tell your friend such sentence. Don't you have respect for your parent especially your father who gave birth to you? Washing any of his clothes be it underwear or whatsoever, you should be happy doing that. Because one day, your son or daughter will do same for you. Don't let anyone discourage you from helping your parents. God bless you.[/quote] |
| Romance › Re: He Had Sex With My Friend And I Did Same With His Friend Too by gordonsmat(m): 12:48pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
Everything just tied me In this Nigeria |
| Crime › Re: 2 Sisters Explain To Court How Their Father Raped Them Serially For Years by gordonsmat(m): 12:40pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
[quote author=damiloladuke castrate his balls! Let him never taste sex in his life again. He is an animal in human skin. |
| Politics › Re: "No WAEC" - Kemi Olunloyo Reacts To Ademola Adeleke's Victory At The Tribunal by gordonsmat(m): 9:18am On Mar 23, 2019 |
Pls, kemi! Leave that man alone. We like him that way! Controversial blogger, Kemi Olunloyo reacts to Ademola Adeleke'e victory at the tribunal as she says he should stop celebrating mediocrity. Gistvic Reports. She said: Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2019/03/adeleke-my-ass-kemi-olunloyo-reacts-to.html[/quote] |
| Health › Re: Student Discovers She Has 4 Kidneys by gordonsmat(m): 12:17pm On May 20, 2013 |
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]GIVE ME 1 KIDNEY! I USE FOR JUJU! YOU WILL GET 10 KIDNEYS![/quote]are u a juju man? den go to nasarawa |
| Crime › Re: Six Policemen, LASTMA Official Arrested For Extortion by gordonsmat(m): 4:59pm On Feb 13, 2013 |
infact, a big connection indeed! are all their greating not morning sir! even though is nite, is still morning sir! which is simply means "money" so can't blame dem. |
| Phones › Re: ‘iPhone 5S': Photos Of New iPhone Surfaces by gordonsmat(m): 5:28am On Feb 13, 2013 |
d phone is 4 d big thief in our society (government officials) and 4 d dudes. |
| Sports › Re: Super Eagles Arrive In Abuja (Pictures) by gordonsmat(m): 5:20am On Feb 13, 2013 |
Bravo! that's a nice one. hope it'll not take another 19years to win cup? well, let us pray 4 dem 4 more success and more federal government development in this country. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Chinese Man Inserts Snake In His Nose And Out Of Mouth by gordonsmat(m): 5:09am On Feb 13, 2013 |
dis is not magic! what a Chinese man can do, a Nigerian man and woman will do better!! haven't u hear dat a Nigerian woman hide 1kg of cocaine in her pu++y? is dat one not more than magic? |
| Politics › Re: WazobiaFM Journalists Arrested For Kano Polio Killings by gordonsmat(m): 2:23pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
my dear, help me ask ooo! are d 3 journalists Haram boko? let d Security Agents answer d question. They are suppose to go after d killers of d innocent soul, they're there speaking big grammar (charged with culpable offence). God will judge dem! |
| Music/Radio › Re: How Will You Rate D'banj's Performance At AFCON Closing Ceremony by gordonsmat(m): 2:05pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
D Banj! He shld b giving d best hipop star in Africa. d guy tried... There Gbosa!!! for him. |
| Education › Re: OAU Rated As Best University In Nigeria by gordonsmat(m): 1:59pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
dats shows dat, d country is returning 2 is education standard.. |
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