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Properties / Re: 80% Of Lekki Buildings Have No Approval, Says LASG by Gordson: 7:47am On May 06
tiger28:
Lekki?

SAME place these SE PPL boast every day that they have bought all the lands from the "Hungry" indigenes??

We will NOW know who the REAL Landlords are.....

I said it before during the last elections.....they had NO PLAN B when they were gallivanting up and down, abusing their host.

We don't want to hear any marginalization cry o!

I am a Northerner and I support the Indigenes.....they will NEVER try their nonsense in the North.

You are hempty
Computers / Re: HP Folio 9480 Corei5 8gb Ram Keyboard Light For 180k by Gordson: 9:54am On Mar 23
Heads up...

This seller is not honest

If you like hear, if you like no hear...body go tell you

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Phones / Re: Subsea Cable: Glo Shades MTN, Others (Photo) by Gordson: 1:33pm On Mar 20
Glo is a very useless network


Tueh
Politics / Re: Adeleke Berated For Renovating Govt House With ₦‎1 Billion Amid Hardship by Gordson: 9:35am On Mar 19
Janegreg:


I stay in Osun and currently road works are underway, generally he seems to be working, the govt house in question was looted dry by the previous administration infact we all saw how chairs and other items were carted away in broad daylight, the amount for renovation may be much but I think it's worth it, for those that stay in Osun the previous govt house was an eye sore.

1 billion is worth it just to renovate
Abi dem cart away the building join


To build new one nko, he'll sell all the people residing in the state

Smh
Politics / Re: Adeleke Berated For Renovating Govt House With ₦‎1 Billion Amid Hardship by Gordson: 9:24am On Mar 19
Day169:
The people of Osun are truly in a 'state'! undecided
comatose you mean grin

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Politics / Re: Adeleke Berated For Renovating Govt House With ₦‎1 Billion Amid Hardship by Gordson: 9:20am On Mar 19
He used one of the 30billion wey dey David hand do am, he no touch Osun state money grin

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Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With Eighty Thousand Naira Please! by Gordson: 7:37am On Mar 19
epainos:


Bros! No matter how long, biro and paper will fade away. I laugh at both of you cos if you know what GenZs are already doing. Do you think those lads are broke like you guys?

See...dey laugh....when your eyes go clear, e go be like those baba who used to play drafts at bus stops near their betting centres with those papers, and those selling newspapers. Guess what printing is gone.... just ceremonial printing remains, and it will be gone soon. Computer has taken over sports betting....online publications send newspaper vendors packing.

So, keep laughing....you better find GenZs to educate you about AI. Se una don see how immigration officers are cursing Tunji-OJo. AI has been deployed to make our passports, and also to check us in and out of airports. Na self-service dem dey call am. E go shock una when 70% of civil workers are weeded out of job soon. Dey laugh ooo.

Oga rest!!

How long has computer being in existence, how many institutions are using in, even our citadel of learning are still behind, health care nko

Make we show workings.....cho cho cho on technology in this part of the world too much

And you think all millennials are daft like you
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With Eighty Thousand Naira Please! by Gordson: 1:36pm On Mar 18
epainos:
Most Nigerians are passing through a lot. Poverty is so rampant, yet, they compound it more. It is a sad story.

Just imagine someone who wants to start a business with N80k ($50). I mean, what exactly will $50 do? Oh Lord of mercy.

If you are reading this, go acquire an evergreen skill that will keep putting food on your table. When I look at people around this country, I just shake my head cos honestly, these people will suffer seriously in this time of AI. Most will lose their jobs very soon.

My prayer is that Nigeria should return to Agriculture. Govt should deliberately find a way to create jobs for these people on farms. Cos if you don't have the skills needed these days, na hunger ooo. I just pray govt comes to their aid by going into agric massively so they can be fruit pickers on farms.


Which job is A.I taking in Nigeria

With Biro and paper methods we are still using here bah grin

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Computers / Re: Lenovo E540 by Gordson: 1:07pm On Mar 18
You are not serious if you can't put price


Una too like Wayo

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Computers / Re: Super Clean Lenovo 8th Generation 8gb Ram For 155k by Gordson: 11:51pm On Mar 13
So this is how you bin dey move here uhn

you will run seh

Computers / Re: Super Clean Lenovo 8th Generation 8gb Ram For 155k by Gordson: 11:18pm On Mar 13
LogicSense29

When I have your time I'll probably send you away from Nairaland cos you won't be able to sell anything here

One of the battery was practically dead, and you acted like you didn't know what you were selling.

I messed up not listening to the person who came to pick the PC

I chose to ignore you for now, like man, I spent over 12k to get it down to my location, I should spend same amount to send it back then wait till you sell before refund, how much is battery🔋.

Mehn, I dislike businessmen who are not honest

For this economy wey money dey hard to come by make person still dey play wayo with him fellow countryman


You will run seh
Health / Re: Nigerian Nurses In The UK Embroiled In Qualification Scandal by Gordson: 1:50pm On Feb 14
You wan game the system and na you first submit answer booklet cheesy grin

Make dem hold them by their prick and breast

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Crime / Re: Olubodun Sanni Arrested For Killing Ifeoluwa Adekunle Over Her IPhone by Gordson: 10:34am On Feb 14
Ykc2:
loan app 🤣🤣🤣🤣before dem give you the loan the whole nigeria don dey call you to pay back 🤣🤣I ve 3 phones wey I don pay finish here in vienna and those phones still be like new ones

grin grin
Crime / Re: Olubodun Sanni Arrested For Killing Ifeoluwa Adekunle Over Her IPhone by Gordson: 7:33am On Feb 14
Ykc2:
You can take iPhone 15 Pro max here in austria on credit and ask the company to share the money into 18 months for you to pay finish,naija dey far from Morden world


You can borrow money on to buy from loan apps, easy buy and spread for 12 months in Nigeria grin
Crime / Re: Olubodun Sanni Arrested For Killing Ifeoluwa Adekunle Over Her IPhone by Gordson: 7:27am On Feb 14
What's the current price of used iPhone XR

The boy should be sentenced quickly and his remains deposited in a teaching hospital for teaching practice

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Computers / Re: Super Clean Lenovo 8th Generation 8gb Ram For 155k by Gordson: 6:37am On Feb 14
Hello, I am interested in this, is the charger included
Business / Re: Naira Among Africa’s Worst Currencies, Falls By 40% – World Bank by Gordson: 11:41am On Oct 05, 2023
Thanks to Buhari and that short thing that called himself RCCG pastor whose only job for 8 years was to dish out condolences

Now, their first class drug lord accountant is wrecking more havoc to the economy
Religion / Re: DJ Switch Slams Pastor Adeboye by Gordson: 8:00am On Oct 03, 2023
I no rate any man of God again in Nigeria


I am my own man of God. If it was because you could pray 100 days non stop that made you call yourself a God man, I'll do 200 days. If you claim God appeared to you because you fasted 100days non stop, I'll do my fasting 200days to see the same God in 3d

I refuse to be a sheeple grin
Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu Stops A Street Fight In Abuja (Photos) by Gordson: 4:08am On Oct 03, 2023
Like father like son

Chief executive omo ita, chief executive agbero

Religion / Re: DJ Switch Slams Pastor Adeboye by Gordson: 2:28am On Oct 03, 2023
Kobojunkie:
He opened one? undecided


cool
Religion / Re: DJ Switch Slams Pastor Adeboye by Gordson: 1:55am On Oct 03, 2023
Harddiskng:

Everybody has the constitutional right to have a political opinion. Pastor Adeboye has never hold a political position, why is his refusal to castigate anybody in a political causing her pain. Is it his fault Nigeria is bad?

We remember how the political department was hurriedly created thinking the political algebra would favour the puppet minister of condolences grin grin


2023 election opened the yansh of so many minister of gods grin
Religion / Re: DJ Switch Slams Pastor Adeboye by Gordson: 1:44am On Oct 03, 2023
Walehelt:
He who the gods want to kill they first makes him mad

When it happens to that one wey leave the temple to worship deities somewhere in oyo state.... we'll take you serious grin

We also saw how the puppet minister of gods and condolences VP sat and dined with the devil for 8 years.

Ha ha grin

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Education / Re: UK Female Student Kicks Out Male Nigerian Flatmate For Asking If She's A Virgin by Gordson: 3:46pm On Oct 01, 2023
1Sharon:


You guys always love to think you're special undecided

It is what it is cool
Education / Re: UK Female Student Kicks Out Male Nigerian Flatmate For Asking If She's A Virgin by Gordson: 3:26am On Oct 01, 2023
1Sharon:


Thank you !! They don't understand social cues of the West at all. That's why they always make a mess of themselves and eventually have to find a wife from back home.

Over here, we're taught to smile, make small talk and eye contact. But immigrant men don't get it and think it's an invitation to approach. Or they think you're being cheap.


Social cue kwa, same Nigerian girls that'll do all that to a guy and if the guy didn't act on it will later call him ode (mumu) wey no sharp.

hahaha grin grin

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Education / Re: UK Female Student Kicks Out Male Nigerian Flatmate For Asking If She's A Virgin by Gordson: 2:42am On Oct 01, 2023
The I was trying to make him feel comfortable needs to be well explained.

Like making him honey, moving erratic and acting like a bingo on heat around and caressing him?

The question won't pop if the making him comfortable was just the normal comfort we know

How many times your casual male friends don ask you if you be tear rubber before, the only thing that can make anyone ask is if the making each other comfortable has gone to quarter to knacking stage.


Fear women! Fear daughters of eve!! Fear them!!!
Travel / Re: JAPA Fever Among Nigerian Youths by Gordson: 10:23pm On Sep 12, 2023
Idiots saying COVID dealt with them whites, as COVID deal with them reach they still donated to Nigeria and we still collect am grin

Can you now see that Nigeria is useless grin

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Travel / Re: JAPA Fever Among Nigerian Youths by Gordson: 10:19pm On Sep 12, 2023
nomolos92:


For you to even think one will be "considered white" establish the fact that you're a dum-bo

You and your father should continue building castles in the air in a country that has no foundation or direction like your ancestors labored in vain with nothing to show for it

Create your own dictionary and erase racism from it, your dumb ancestors with low self-esteem like you will be glad you did

Baboon that lives in the 63years old zoo that can't boast of a basic thing like stable electricity 😁

Na fool hin be, suffer head don master am grin

63years old baboon wey still dey shout up NEPA grin grin

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Travel / Re: UK Announces Electronic Travel Authorisation As A Travel Requirement Into UK by Gordson: 7:53am On Sep 05, 2023
flokii:
Story for the slaves joyfully embracing their chains..

That you graduated with first class perfect CGPA isn't a proof of wisdom.. you are running to live like a slave in the White man's land with the hope of getting all the goodies of life there. Tomorrow one white kid will see you, get infuriated and end your life in a brutal way or maybe it's white Police that will kill you.

But you are roaming the streets with your first class like a mad man in your country, jobless and useless to yourself, family and your unborn children and you have 100+ things chasing after your life to end you.


Ewu grin

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Travel / Re: I'm Based In Lagos, This Is Where I Go When I Say I'm Going To The Village. by Gordson: 9:51pm On Aug 04, 2023
Who asked you??

Inferior motherfÜckers, they always cry and constitute nuisance cool grin

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Programming / Re: Digital Skill Is No Longer The Way Forward by Gordson: 5:18pm On Jun 27, 2023
19 skills grin grin grin

Better master one and let your work speak.... else you go dey complain


I get person wey know only graphic design and some web design, e dey chop well..dey land big gigs steady.. the person is on nairaland sef make I just no tag am, some of the persons work dey showcase on this platform, if you stumble on it.... you go know say the person sabi the thing.

Your portfolio and work samples shouldn't be for only on those who get your WhatsApp contact...... Make it public
Science/Technology / Re: Helen Ugoeze Okereke Develops Electronics Controlled With Speech (Video) by Gordson: 1:16pm On Jun 27, 2023
Those that are saying it is what 2 year old children are doing abroad and that the knowledge is all over the internet. One thing is knowing the knowledge is on the internet and YouTube, the other is doing something with it.

She is doing something with it, in her own little way, she can refine the little knowledge and bring something unique out of it later.

She's not waiting for someone to come and teach her like 1 + 1 like grown adults (males) are crying in programming section that they don't have someone to sit them down and mentor them.... rubbish people!!

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Science/Technology / Re: Helen Ugoeze Okereke Develops Electronics Controlled With Speech (Video) by Gordson: 8:42am On Jun 27, 2023
Olympiacos:
Kitchen light no off.... She copy it from YouTube channel it shows from the control of her mobile phone she didn't built the app controlling the device on her phone. See her copy and paste project here https://iotdesignpro.com/articles/diy-voice-controlled-home-automation-with-arduino-and-bluetooth
You too can do your own project no let them fool you by telling us is very intelligent 🤓🤓🤓

What were you doing at 19


Mr Loud mouth!!!

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