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Emu4life:
Let him stay there. He's probably one of those idiots calling this country shithole

If you think otherwise, then you are probably insane.

This country is more than a shiithole sef

Idiat boy

Second audio jet

One hard guy dropped

More to go


Haha, wasted, your family and friends will be proud.

ikh777:
very very GOOD RESULT


computer science has NOTHING TO OFFER in most federal universities.... IMAGINE AT 400Level, you are doing ALGEBRA when your mate here in ghana is developing softwares already... and you both wrote the same WAEC o

They don't need algebra? Really

You are Daft


Anyone can learn how to develop software.

They are in school to become a computer scientist and it's way beyond developing software.

They need Algebra for fvck sake.

And people dey like the trash this man typed here, mehn,

It speaks volumes about people here.

iphi:
see am

Well done


We dey wait Part 3

I came late

I no see the picture oo

Mykel51:
Good Script !

I would produce it for you. Tony Umez would be the Husband, Genevieve the Wife and Ini Edo the wife's friend.

Movie Title: My Two Wives

You cracked me Mr Producer

LMAO

iphi

Come and continue what you started

I dey wait

iphi:
I summoned courage to call her just to ask her what was going on in the hospital turned out she was in the O.R, that was why she replied late... Ladies and gentlemen of this humble nairaland Romance section I'm glad to announce to you that she gave me 1 hour tomorrow, turned out she has a date already but she said during break we could go out and grab lunch before her date in the evening... My brothers and sisters this is a win for me...

The end



Watch out for part 2

You don get another job abi?

Your own case might be different sha, shoot your shot

Wow

No comment!

Story accepted

Case dismissed!

budaatum:
You must be a failure if you don't trust your merit.

You foolishness is inherited.

You go come here come rant soon.

[quote author=budaatum post=86575550][/quote]You must be insane if you think you will get this on Merit.

OgbanjeProphet:
I wan shout "ashawoo states", but when I no see Delta and Imo states.... Na something else dey sup.

Meanwhile,

I saw a condom with CHOCOLATE FLAVOUR the other time.

Can anybody here that has used it enlighten me on how he or she experienced the flavour.

How would my penis feel the chocolate flavour bikonu?

The chocolate go penetrate your dick and it will make your thing turn to original joystick that gives Joy

My daughter will not move an inch that day

She go watch Mount Zion movie through out

To watch this video dey hungry me but nbanu

Coldie:
Why is Tacha acting like she's quarrelling with Mercy or they are competing. I thought they had settled.

With all the mouth Tacha make I think say by now she go don buy Mansion.

Wey your own mansion

Ehibiggirl:
and you’re commenting?

Sorry, I wouldn't do that again

How much you go pay for voters card and drivers license?

3kay945:
So this is a matter to discus ? Okay na,

As in Very irritating

bobowaja:
Lol. You guys really want to turn that young man into a sissy?

You've never washed your own clothes before!

See this dummy!

Look at this one, na we go tell you how to train your 4 year old kid.

If you cant mould your child into what you want at this stage.

Blames on you


Na wa ooo, all these social media parents shaa

daddytime:
Nice.

She needs to be encouraged and told the honest truth " no be only school dem take dey make am".

I'm tired of seeing my brothers and sisters do so many years in the school including the strike years, only to come out and decide on learning a trade.

If they had been honestly advised from the cradle, them for don become masters at their chosen trades in all the years they wasted at the universities.

My daughter just buy one gigantic sewing machine now after serving the Nation, say she wan become tailor.

It is well.

.

An educated fashion designer/ tailor will do it differently than an illiterate tailor/fashion designer.

She will standout.

You think say na ordinary roadside tailors dey sew big people cloth.

She will sew 1 iro and buba for 100k self, which an illiterate will sew for 2500 for their illiterate caucus.

Get educated and get skilled along side.
They complement each other.

Education might not get one a job, but would definitely sharpen the mind and thinking

murphyonline:
I just hope is nt the usual man no man issue.

You still dey ask?
Even at PO, APO level na Man no Man

Godwin2am:
there's a colleague at my work place that do talk about cultism ....he said he's a king ....that's what I don't know, maybe I will report him to the police.
some people will buy JAMB form for children to go and join cultist in school

Better mind your business, police too dem dey belong.

All in the same caucus

ZZ22:
humble wetin.. release him and he will be more brutal than before even the community that ratted them out will collect.

Why can't him face those police that came for them.

Hard Guy hard guy

They can only oppress people wey no get weapons, and that's normal law of life, if everyone has weapon, who will run.

Let them face their mates outside man to man (no weapon) and fist to fist. They will collect.

Macsjebs:
I guess they didn't run coz they were confident they would disappear, they must have been failed!

Disappear in front of a better gun, my guy the force from the bullet will drag them back sef

Koralords:
They will be out in 2 weeks latest

And the news will be wiped off the internet.

Wellidone Sir Lordkora

Rilwayne001:
This is from a friend in the same institution

Did they carry him/them and throw him/them inside the garment.

You and your friend needs to be nailed to a bamboo tree