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Travel › Re: Drama At Warri Airport As Lady Clashes With Airport Staff (Video) by Govocrete:
At local airport, we are require to present an government issue ID (Nigeria Passort, Togo passport, America passport, etc for identification purpose only.

Why demand for a Nigerian passport from the lady. Is warri a port of entry?
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Knocks Out Jake Paul, Breaks His Jaw by Govocrete: 12:02pm On Dec 20, 2025
Ashame to walk away from over $50 million. He rather lose and take home $20 million than not fighting at all.
Politics › Re: Soldiers Block Wike, FCTA Officials From Accessing Land In Abuja by Govocrete: 8:14pm On Nov 11, 2025
Body sweet me on this officer's professionalism. See Police and DSS as they realise the soldier is not their mate.

Wike ned ro leave before bullet start raining on hom and his DSS, Police and Civil Defense. The Naval is need a reward for not bowing down but obeying order from his boss.

How will you be telling an officer to shut up.
Family › Re: My Friend's Wife Walks Out Of Their Marriage Just 2 Weeks After A ₦37m Wedding by Govocrete: 6:51pm On Oct 19, 2025
He planned wedding and not marriage.
Crime › Re: Police SUV Stolen Inside Nigeria Force Headquarters In Abuja by Govocrete: 8:09pm On Sep 29, 2025
I remember years back during a press conference, the commission of police cellphone disappeared.

What happened to the CCTV in the premises. Review CCTV footage and know the culprit.
Sports › Re: WCQ: Group C Standings After South Africa's Point, Goal Deductions by Govocrete: 7:54pm On Sep 29, 2025
Guys are say "Calculator Eagle" instead of "Super Eagle".
Family › Re: "Nigerian Beggar's Association" ID Card, by Govocrete: 8:34pm On Sep 28, 2025
I stopped giving money to beggars when I realized that many of them are actually recruited and operate under organized systems where they share their daily collections.

Take Abuja, for example. Many of the beggars in wheelchairs you see at traffic lights are dropped off each morning by someone who returns in the evening to pick them up and collect the day’s earnings.

At that point, they’re essentially workers like everyone else—so why should I feel obligated to contribute to their "salary"?
Career › Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by Govocrete: 9:43pm On Sep 17, 2025
If you move, I will shot you.
Don't move
Bill up (Older police)
Properties › Re: Nigerian Man Shares Shocking Experience At Hotel He Allegedly Booked Online (pix by Govocrete: 4:32am On Sep 14, 2025
The owner is proud to display their belief. This is the same as displaying a cross on your property as a Catholic.

I experienced something similar in Singapore—almost every restaurant had a symbol of their god and an altar of sacrifice at the entrance.

As a traveler, you just have to accept these things. As long as you're not being forced to participate in their worship, you can continue your stay and respect their choice of faith.
Business › Re: The New Tax Acts & Tax Id: What You Need To Know by Govocrete: 4:19am On Sep 14, 2025
I have noticed that all Nigeria government agencies websites are always tempered with just for these agencies to handle whatsoever processes themselves after demanding bribe.

Shame on all of them.
Travel › Re: FG To Connect Lagos-calabar, Sokoto-Badagry Highways With Underwater Tunnel. by Govocrete: 6:19pm On Sep 12, 2025
TouchNfollow:
https://businessday.ng/news/article/fg-to-connect-lagos-calabar-sokoto-badagry-highways-with-africas-first-underwater-tunnel/
Our roads are already in terrible condition with no real solution in sight, and now you're proposing to add more stress on the public. We all know this new project will be financed by a loan — and, as usual, a significant portion (probably 40%) will end up in someone's personal account.

A 5-kilometer road contract awarded nine years ago is still not completed. At this rate, the tunnel road might not be finished until 2065.
Sports › Re: Terry Bollea: Hulk Hogan Dies At 71 by Govocrete: 9:33am On Sep 07, 2025
Katcall:
how is the making done? Will they read a script and the winner is selected?
Yes, they follow written script, the ref often remind them or the next moves. The floor of the ring have springs installed to reduce impact.

98% of their punches and kicks are not real, you will need to watch carefully to notice these tips. You will notice that most time when kicks or punches are about to land, the Camara never focus on the landing

Note: Most of the injuries are real, they are as a result of mistakes or natural occurance..

Maybe you check for making of WWE on YouTube.
Business › Re: What's Happening To Shoprite At Ikeja City Mall? by Govocrete: 8:26pm On Sep 04, 2025
Checkout shop rite Apo Mall in Abuja. They use Fanta and Bottle water decorate over 4 rows not shelves.
Sports › Re: Terry Bollea: Hulk Hogan Dies At 71 by Govocrete: 7:05pm On Jul 24, 2025
ednut1:
Rip. E pain me when I discovered that wwe was acting
.

You are not alone on this, I was a die hard fan of the extend I ran into a ring during a live fight when I noticed the ref was bias.

Years later I watch the making of WWE (formally WWF) and I couldn't believe I was being fooled

Anyway, it's an entertainment sport that has a script that they follow.
Agriculture › Re: How I Plan To Grow Maize Organically From My Backyard by Govocrete: 5:54pm On Jul 12, 2025
NetbizBoss:
Is maize crop seasonal, or can I plant it all season?
I believe it's an all season crop. There is a maize sell I know that sell all seasons. She plant her maize in swampy area where there is always water in the soil.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Think Senators Make Money, But We Struggle After Office - Akpabio by Govocrete: 10:10pm On Jul 09, 2025
Politicians are known for who they are, the lie to be voted, they lie to stay in power and they lie after retirement.

Travel › Re: I Want To Japa With A Budget Of 20m, Need Suggestions!! by Govocrete: 8:22pm On Jul 04, 2025
Ijaya123:
Why would I want to Japa if I have N20m. Why?

Ain’t no way.
We share the same thought. If you are able ro save #20 million here in Nigeria, why go into slavery abroad.

You can double or triple your #20million in 6months if you import even marches, pen, toothpicks from China.
Travel › Re: I Have Stopped Flying Airpeace ,Last One Was An Unused Ticket- Oshiomhole by Govocrete: 8:34pm On Jun 17, 2025
Airpeace all the way.

Leave our Air Peace if you are not satisfied and start using helicopters, private jet or use the road with your convoy

It would have been a better news, if you resign as a result of hardship and insecurity Nigerians are facing.
Sports › Re: Sabinus Visits Osimhen In His Lagos Mansion, Marvels At Footballer’s ₦369M Car by Govocrete: 9:37am On Jun 12, 2025
The best headline should be:

Sabinus Visits Osimhen in His Lagos Mansion, Amazed by Footballer's ₦369M Car. The Worth of the car (#375m) is equivalent to his (Osimhen) Three Days' Salary.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Paul Adefarasin Denies Holding A Gun In Viral Video by Govocrete: 3:24pm On Jun 08, 2025
I did a little research of the weapon and I discovered it was a pepper spray.

Celebrities › Re: Darey Art Alade's Car Catches Fire On Third Mainland Bridge (video) by Govocrete: 7:53pm On Jun 07, 2025
Watching too much movies have finish us. Just look at the distance between them and the car engine.

They are afriaf of the engine exploding. Car engine doesn't explode as seen in movies. If they were closer and aimed at the point of the fire, the fire extinguisher would have helped save the situation
Science/Technology › Re: Giant Elephant Seal Enters South African Town, Crashes Car - PICTURES by Govocrete: 4:16pm On May 29, 2025
I believe they called animal rescue, if na 9ja instant jungle justice would have nourished those present.
Crime › Saudi Arabia Bars Gumi From Performing Hajj, Deports Him To Nigeria by Govocrete(op): 8:33am On May 27, 2025
The federal government should thoroughly investigate the circumstances surrounding the recent deportation Kaduna-based Islamic Scholar, Sheikh Ahmad Gumi and make the findings public.

Was the individual deported due to allegations of false preaching, or was it in connection with sponsoring terrorism? It is crucial that clarity is provided as deportations typically involve justifiable reasons tied to criminal activity.

Please inform the public about his criminal involvement, if any, to help safeguard others from potential wrongdoing.

What makes this situation even more serious is that he is a prominent religious leader. His deportation from a revered place of worship raises significant concerns about his character and actions. Such circumstances warrant caution and awareness within our community.

There is nothing as shamefully as to be deported or denied your religion duty as a clergy.

Romance › Re: I Am Having Feelings For My New Female Tenant by Govocrete: 10:37am On May 24, 2025
brain54:
"She paid for everything" abi...?

Free rent loading!
As a player after packing, get a lawyer or a caretaker to handle rent collection henceforth.

Life na mathematics.
Car Talk › Re: 10 Best Used Cars Under ₦5 Million In Nigeria (2025) by Govocrete: 10:26am On May 24, 2025
Please tell your reader that your writeup is for Nigerian used cars and not direct tokunbo.

Let use Honda Accord 2010 as an example:

Buying in the US, cheapest (Accidented): $2,500
Shipping: $1,650
Tow: $200
Total: $4,350 x #1,635=#7,112,250
Clearing: #3,500,000

Total: #10,612,250

Some unforseen expenses are not included.
Politics › Re: INEC Approves Creation Of AI Department To Check False Narratives by Govocrete: 8:40am On May 23, 2025
Another avenue to embezzle and rig election again. On election day, it will not work and they will result into manual just to rig.
Car Talk › Re: What Will You Do If You Were In My Position? by Govocrete: 5:13pm On May 13, 2025
All used vehicles are sold 'as-is.' Once a vehicle is paid for and driven off the lot, the buyer assumes full responsibility.

This is the practice.
Crime › Re: Here Is Tompolo Mutilating The Naira Efcc Wont See This by Govocrete: 6:48am On May 13, 2025
If you're ever caught spraying naira, just say you were creating content. If that excuse works for the Okoya children, it should work for you too
Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Genuine Born Again Christian Not Know The Date He Or She Got Born Again? by Govocrete: 8:48pm On May 11, 2025
I'm just curious—what does a specific date have to do with your salvation? Will you really be asked on Judgment Day for the date?

We often stress our minds over things that ultimately don't matter.

Events › Re: Family Slams Nigerian Uk-based Man With N21.57m Wedding Bills by Govocrete: 12:21pm On May 07, 2025
"Is there no second option where the family would be willing to accept just the dowry and allow you to handle your own event for just 15 people?

Some of these family members are just looking to show off with someone else's hard-earned money. If they don't want to be reasonable, let them marry their daughter elsewhere. Otherwise, in six months, they'll be asking you to sponsor and train the other siblings in the UK too.

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