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RomanceRe: I Am Having Feelings For My New Female Tenant by Govocrete: 10:37am On May 24, 2025
brain54:
"She paid for everything" abi...?

Free rent loading!
As a player after packing, get a lawyer or a caretaker to handle rent collection henceforth.

Life na mathematics.
Car TalkRe: 10 Best Used Cars Under ₦5 Million In Nigeria (2025) by Govocrete: 10:26am On May 24, 2025
Please tell your reader that your writeup is for Nigerian used cars and not direct tokunbo.

Let use Honda Accord 2010 as an example:

Buying in the US, cheapest (Accidented): $2,500
Shipping: $1,650
Tow: $200
Total: $4,350 x #1,635=#7,112,250
Clearing: #3,500,000

Total: #10,612,250

Some unforseen expenses are not included.
PoliticsRe: INEC Approves Creation Of AI Department To Check False Narratives by Govocrete: 8:40am On May 23, 2025
Another avenue to embezzle and rig election again. On election day, it will not work and they will result into manual just to rig.
Car TalkRe: What Will You Do If You Were In My Position? by Govocrete: 5:13pm On May 13, 2025
All used vehicles are sold 'as-is.' Once a vehicle is paid for and driven off the lot, the buyer assumes full responsibility.

This is the practice.
CrimeRe: Here Is Tompolo Mutilating The Naira Efcc Wont See This by Govocrete: 6:48am On May 13, 2025
If you're ever caught spraying naira, just say you were creating content. If that excuse works for the Okoya children, it should work for you too
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Genuine Born Again Christian Not Know The Date He Or She Got Born Again? by Govocrete: 8:48pm On May 11, 2025
I'm just curious—what does a specific date have to do with your salvation? Will you really be asked on Judgment Day for the date?

We often stress our minds over things that ultimately don't matter.

EventsRe: Family Slams Nigerian Uk-based Man With N21.57m Wedding Bills by Govocrete: 12:21pm On May 07, 2025
"Is there no second option where the family would be willing to accept just the dowry and allow you to handle your own event for just 15 people?

Some of these family members are just looking to show off with someone else's hard-earned money. If they don't want to be reasonable, let them marry their daughter elsewhere. Otherwise, in six months, they'll be asking you to sponsor and train the other siblings in the UK too.
CelebritiesRe: EFCC Grants VeryDarkMan Bail, Reveals Why He Was Arrested by Govocrete: 12:22pm On May 06, 2025
Criminals who embezzled funds from the states, ministries, and the entire nation walk freely, often escorted by police and military personnel—while those standing up for the masses are harassed, detained, and silenced.

CrimeRe: Help, My Car Was Stolen by Govocrete: 6:34am On May 05, 2025
Based on you VIN/Chasis number the Toyota Sienna is a 2003 model and not 2006. The picture below is the shape of 2006 model.

Get your facts right.

TravelRe: LASG Releases Diversion Plan Ahead Of Oworonshoki Bridge Repairs by Govocrete: 12:43pm On May 03, 2025
What stopped them completing the project a less time working over night daily?

We delay project unnecessary for too long.

Just imagine a contract of 5 miles awarded in the last day of Pres. Jonathan from Area 1 roundabout to Galadimawa Roundabout is still in progress. The same time Apo - Karishi link road was award. These project a not complete yet.

Shame.

BusinessRe: Enugu Traders Count Losses As Beans Prices Crash by Govocrete: 12:38pm On May 03, 2025
Dud you keep or hoarded the beans for excess profit, now you are disappointed.
PoliticsRe: $3 Billion Refinery Fraud: ₦‎80 Billion Found In Sacked MD’s Bank Accounts by Govocrete: 11:00am On May 03, 2025
In a system where justice is compromised, all that is required is to swiftly align yourself with a political party's 2027 agenda and contribute 20% of the misappropriated funds.

Once you make this pledge, your case is conveniently overlooked, allowing you to freely enjoy your gains.

Evil people whose agenda is 2027, they don't care if the whole nation is on fire with corruption, insecurity and bad economy.

RomanceRe: Your Sister's Boyfriend Did This To Her, What’s Your Next Move ? by Govocrete: 10:35am On Apr 29, 2025
As a wise person, I will need to hear from both parties before judging.
PoliticsRe: Time For Climate Action Is Now, Not Tomorrow - Tinubu To World Leaders by Govocrete: 10:17am On Apr 24, 2025
The time to eliminated BH terrorist is now
The time for Nigerian to enjoy steady electricity is now
The time for Nigerian to enjoy steady water supply is now
The time for Nigerian to enjoy good road is now
The time for Nigerian to enjoy housing for all is now
The time for Nigerian to enjoy good road is now
The time for Nigerian to enjoy ease of transportation by rail is now
The time for Nigerian to enjoy good healthcare is now

Let put our house in order first, then world leader and our citizens Wil take us serious.
HealthRe: Japa: Nigeria Loses $366 Milion As 16,000 Doctors Move Abroad by Govocrete: 11:41am On Apr 09, 2025
Our President, ministers and other goes abroad for medical treatment. Nigerian doctors want to share in the medical bills being paid abroad, that is why they are moving abroad.

Let our officials starts using the local hospital to know what are lacking in these hospitals then our doctors will be will to stay.
EventsRe: Bride Calls Off Wedding Over Refusal To Join Groom’s Church (Pic) by Govocrete: 11:49am On Apr 07, 2025
For this reason, you shall leave your mother and father and become one. So if they are not ready to leave their father and mother (place of worship), meaning they are not mature yet.
PoliticsRe: Umahi:I Was Unaware Of Independence Bridge Closure, Controller Did It On Her Own by Govocrete: 9:04am On Apr 04, 2025
“I am here as directed by Mr. President. The president watched the agony that Lagosians went through yesterday (Wednesday) for the reason of closing the Independence Bridge for rehabilitation,” the minister said

Who directs visit to where farmers/people are killed or kidnapped.

Why the directive, is it because of the location or state interest.

PoliticsRe: I Will Sack You If APC Does Not Do Well In FCT Elections - Tinubu Tells Wike by Govocrete: 5:14pm On Mar 30, 2025
Must we always involve politic with development. People will clap and laugh over issue that should not be laugh about.
CrimeRe: Nigeria, Turkey Collaborate For Safe Return Of Smuggled Baby Gorilla by Govocrete: 5:10pm On Mar 30, 2025
Bring back our gorilla
TravelRe: Lagos Installs Speed Limit Monitors, Imposes N50,000 Fine by Govocrete: 9:27am On Mar 28, 2025
I hope there are speed limit signs widely displayed on those road.
PoliticsRe: Deceased Nigerians With Unclaimed Assets In The UK (Full List) by Govocrete: 6:48am On Mar 28, 2025
I know very well I don't have a relative in the UK but I have to carefully check the list out of curiosity.

When my father died, out of curiosity I decided to visit his bank(er). My curiosity paid off when I was able to claim millions in the account.
CrimeRe: Thieves Removed All Four Car Tyres At Midnight by Govocrete: 6:31pm On Mar 22, 2025
A tyre wheel lock would have deterred them since they will not have the key handy.

CelebritiesRe: 'Burna Boy Slept With Me For Lambo' – Sophia Egbueje Cries Out by Govocrete: 3:01pm On Feb 28, 2025
Aunty, share more just with us. I know it didn't start from Lamb, so fill in the blank and tell us who promised you the follow after visiting the Red Deposit Bank "Aka promise land".

1. Lqmbo - Burna Boy
2. Tesla -
3. G-Wagon -
4. Landcruiser -
5. Lexus -
6. Toyota -
7. Honda -
8. Volkswagen -
9. Power Bike -

I know you have taste and class, let leave kekenapep out of this.

Aunty over to you.

PoliticsRe: Uniport Professor Addresses False Claims About PMS Performance by Govocrete: 5:44pm On Feb 25, 2025
No be Nigeria we dey again? Who remembered this question on a national newspaper sometimes again?

Are bishops, pastors who attended Tinubu's unveiling of Shettima fake?

Carry on Prof., we know and we know.

CrimeRe: Two Ladies Caught Stealing A Dentist’s Phone At Hospital (Photos) by Govocrete: 10:08pm On Feb 23, 2025
The cameraman should have held them instead of following them with the Camara as they walk away.
CrimeRe: Two Ladies Caught Stealing A Dentist’s Phone At Hospital (Photos) by Govocrete: 10:06pm On Feb 23, 2025
The camaraman should have held them instead of following them with the Camara.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Slams Men Breast-Shaming 25-Year-Old Lady by Govocrete: 10:01pm On Feb 23, 2025
Guests what?

PoliticsRe: 2027: Ijaw, Urhobo, Itsekiri Elites Unite Behind Tinubu by Govocrete: 1:10pm On Feb 22, 2025
Next time say your name, your household and family and pledge your support for the candidate of your choice.

Urhobo, Itsekiri, and Ijaws are not united under your surname. So speak for yourself.

BusinessWhere Are Our Aviation Regulators? by Govocrete(op): 10:25pm On Feb 12, 2025
It has unfortunately become a norm for service providers to deliberately frustrate Nigerians without any sense of accountability or remorse. What makes it even worse is that no one seems to be speaking out about it.

We are constantly forced to endure poor services from GSM providers—dropped calls, and data subscriptions that go unused due to constant service interruptions.

The most recent issue I encountered is with Air Peace. They have been rescheduling their flights without considering the schedules and plans of their passengers.

Air Peace keeps citing "unscheduled maintenance" as the reason for these constant rescheduling. This has been happening on a daily basis.

For instance, I had a flight from Abuja to Lagos that was rescheduled, and another from Lagos to Warri, both on different days and times.

My question to Air Peace is: Why is every maintenance "unscheduled"?

BusinessWhere Are Our Aviation Regulators? by Govocrete(op):
It has unfortunately become a norm for service providers to deliberately frustrate Nigerians without any sense of accountability or remorse. What makes it even worse is that no one seems to be speaking out about it.

We are constantly forced to endure poor services from GSM providers—dropped calls, and data subscriptions that go unused due to constant service interruptions.

The most recent issue I encountered is with Air Peace. They have been rescheduling their flights without considering the schedules and plans of their passengers.

Air Peace keeps citing "unscheduled maintenance" as the reason for these constant rescheduling. This has been happening on a daily basis.

For instance, I had a flight from Abuja to Lagos that was rescheduled, and another from Lagos to Warri, both on different days and times.

My question to Air Peace is: Why is every maintenance "unscheduled"?

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