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Dzzzz:
It shows a lot of you people here were born 2005 and some 2010..Am sure some of una papa never even think of bringing una to life when this happened..Have you ever used Nitel before?

They are generation of GSM. They don't know men queued up for hours hold nitel card to make calls at nitel booth.

Men goes all the way to Lagos Island to make calls at oluwole on tapped nitel lines.

Guy man do old.

Keep it up as a virgin man will be born with a golden spoon and tooth in 2065.

The story no too pure for my ears, maybe because my ears are intact.

Get scientists or native doctors to mode your choice of wife for you.

It is the duty of the law enforcement and the Judiciary to investigate and prosecute.

A suspect doesn't have a right to debate the outcome of an investigation.

Schmoople:
People leaving huge money inside bank accounts
Better withdraw and invest your money o in a physical business

Cox if you kpai

Bank managers and workers don cash out

You need to see how some bankers are buying properties inside 90k salary

If you know you know

True talk:

When my dad die, I decided to visit his bank out of curiosity, behold there was an account balance of #1.5m+.

I followed the process and claimed rhe fund without stress.

Where should I start from in other to advise you.

1. Musterbation is not responsible for your fail erection. Done that for over 35yrs.

You need to observe thing that can give you strong erection, every man I know have what give them full erection. For me either Guinness Stout, Dates, Bitter Kola or Schweppes Bitter lemon. If I should take any of these I have to force myself to release. So look carefully for what suit you and avoid drugs meant for impotency.

2. Last month I experienced what you talked about (failed erecting during sex). I didn't panick because I know I am good down below. I asked myself what is happening? The answer was simple as a result of stress.

In other to correct this issue, I read about kegel exercise for men. I did it and I fund my rythem again and it more stronger now.

How do I do a Kegel exercise?

Squeeze the muscles in your anus (like you are holding a bowel movement).
Relax your pelvic floor muscles after each attempt.
Repeat this exercise 10 to 20 times

Try this and thank me later, it work like magic. I am 52yrs, I have never lost a girl friend. I run away from them to avoid someone dying in my hand as a result of pumping for over 30 to 45mins nonstop.

Nonsense. Don't waste your time and data viewing

It was use to purchase Nigeria Air. The plane is scheduled to land in Niger soon tomorrows.

Bros, you be pro

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Na wa
Anyway every one got a right to decide his or her sexual orientation


But wetin dey wonder me be say me nor go fit leave the snail like succulent, wet, moist, slipery, soft, juicy, foamin, creamy and slimy pussy of woman for a man ass
The sweet moaning sound a woman makes alone self whenever you insert your fertile rod into them can't be compared...
Never I will never leave vagina
A vagina feels like a moist, wet, warm satin or silk sliding over my penis. It feels absolutely awesome
Like hot wet magic. I love when the clit swells and especially when I feel her center of gravity enlarging as I massage it.
Warm wet paradise especially if it has fat lips it swallows it so nicely.
Warm smooth with ridges wet and slippery. It gets wetter and wetter.

Now I understand the saying that "poverty is a disease"

Some have money and power, yet they are poor.

What are you going to do with all these number of cars even former world renowned president or the richest people of Forbe magazine don't have these number.

To the extend, you have Kekenapep among your fleet. What a shame.

Why are we still practicing our colonial masters evil practice, they used religion and tribalism to destroy our national unity.

Nigeria will be a great nation like other countries that practice freedom of worship and association. Until we remove Religion, and State of Origin from every form, we will not achieve much.

I have been an advocate of a one Nigeria but if the Northerners cannot trust the Easterners, the Easterner cannot trust the Westerners, and the Muslim cannot trust the Christian verse versal then there is no unity.

Some states in Nigeria are only accommodating the others because of their economic benefit and nothing more.

It is either we love one another as Nigerian or we let go a united Nigeria.

Acting to serve as a warning

Based on your question about you going to hell or heaven after suicide means you are a believer. So let me use the Bible to fine tune your mind.

1. Psalms 23:4 says "though I walk through the [sunless] valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod [to protect] and Your staff [to guide], they comfort and console me".

You are going through a valley niq and the shadow of death (suicide) is trying to envelop you. Be strong, fear not, for God is with you. That is why you have not committed the evil act yet. Ask God to guide (direct you). God promise never to leave you nor forsake you.

2. You are not alone, at a point in our life we (rich, middle class and the poor) falls into depression but let it be for a season. Joseph was depressed when his brothers tried eliminating him but God guided him to become a prime minister in a foreign land.

3. There are force working in the universe that don't want us to wear our crown. The devil told Jesus to jump from a height. That is like tell him to commit suicide.

4. You ability to overcome your state of depression today is what makes you a champion. My cousin lost everything 15yrs ago when he was repatriated from Europe as an illegal immigrant.
There the only thing that came to mind was suicide but he thought of his parents and siblings like you.

Today, he is with his US green card, a duplex in Abuja and other properties outside Abuja. If he had committed suicide then, he would have waited an opportunity million are glamouring for.

Some of us will like to share in your testimony years to come. So face your greatest fear for tomorrow will be greater

My last word, happiness is created in our individual mind, its the only thing that can be produce free of charge. So my advise is whatsoever that will give you happiness and stay out of depression, please go after it. Money have never created an innermost happiness so don't think US$1,000,000 will give you happiness, it only increase your stress and trouble.

That is Buhari private life, let not discuss that on social media.

Secondly, This is his country home, you don't expect a farmer air condition to be compare to that of the State house.

We should be discussion:

1. How will the ordinary man manage with a salary of #75,000 monthly. They need to feed, pay school fees, transportation, rent, fuel generator, etc. in the same society and market those receiving #18,000,000 monthly shop and live.

2. When will the ordinary man have access to constantelectricity and portable water.

3. When will all States have road (State or Federal) like those in Abuja.

Let stop discussing people that have houses in Maitama, Ikoyi, Europe and America. Why discuss people that can afford to buy any type of mansion in any part of the world within a minute.

That is Buhari private life, let not discuss that on social media. Secondly, This is his country home, you don't expect a farmer air condition to be compare to that of the State house.

We should be discussion:

1. How will the ordinary man manage with a salary of #75,000 monthly. The need to feed, pay school fees, transportation, rent, fuel generator, etc.

2. When will the ordinary man have access to electricity and portable water.

3. When will all States have road (State or Federal) like those in Abuja.

Let stop discussing people that have houses in Maitama, Ikoyi, Europe and America. Why discuss people that can afford to buy any type of mansion in any part of the world within a minute.

Since you didn't ask her to leave the house, change your locks and patiently wait for her return.

Let her learn some lesson, by doing these:

1. Don't call her while she is away.
2. Allow her to stay with her mother until she is on her knees begging to return.
3. And when she decided to return, tell her to stay a month longer.

On you part:

You need to take the position as the head of your family and not your mother inlaw.

If your wife and your mother inlaw that are the ones paying your bills. You need to stop accepting her gift.

Who carries $11 million (#8.5 billion) around?

We need a comprehensive report on this matter so we can either sympathise with the victim or prosecute him. We need the following answers:

1. What was the source of the fund?

2. Someone in possession of such amount knows how the bank system work. He should have a contact of his account officer who will reachout to any branch for assistant.

3. No bank in Nigeria that will reject US$ deposit due to the scarcity of the dollar.

4. Was the cash a parting gift for politician.

We need to know if na thief theif thief.

Nigeria Professional League wake up, thats the only way to attract investors into the league

If you sabi, you sabi. There is a reason for the dressing

There is nothing new in the country. We have set all records on earth:

1. A country where we buy all world currencies including our own Naira.

2. A country where politicians, police, soldier, etc, are above the law.

3. I country where judges render judgement to the highest bidders.

4. In A country once you have a revolving light and siren on your pickup you disobey all traffic rules.

5. A country where snake swallows cash.

6. In A country people stocked Naira notes in full 20ft contain, bury currency notes etc.

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Acting, if you doubt here are the reasons:

1. There was a cameraman (woman) who videoed the activities before the bill was brought.

2. The camera followed them outside the resturant.

3. They are all relaxed throughout the drama.

Sambisa forest, I though it was under the army control.

Is the Sambisa forest larger than the amazon forest that its taking 100 years for the army to capture. Or is it an evil forest that the army dare not enter?

If you must carry anythings, let the intended sender give you money to enable you visit any market to purchase the items yourself.

Other than that, "DO NOT CARRY YOURSELF TO PROSON". The person you trust in the day is the witch that doesn't care about your pain.

Instead of you to acquire certificates at your young age, you are crying over what you can achieve without blinking an eye.

Long and short, you satisfy and weaken her whole body system.

It's normal

They are lucky not in China otherwise they would have collected made in China punishment which is execution.

When gamble or businesses rake in huge money, they keep silent. When people lose to gamble or business venture, they cry looking for sympathy.

I was in SA for a week training, the crime rate there is nothing to write about. I don't think anything will even make me visit SA again.

MatrixReloaded:
Wot a country in the South of Africa. I was given 2 weeks visa, I didn't spend 11 days and I'm off the country. Nigeria is beta than South Africa.
Hausa Yoruba IGBO knows themselves but you see this zulu tribes are hatred beings.

I am wondering why the worm are not falling on the umbrella?


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By their fruit, we shall know them.

He should practice what he preach and not find solution from what he preach against, unless he want us to know his source of ministry.