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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: From USA, is It Real Or Fake (photos) by Govocrete: 12:25pm On Oct 17, 2023
Tell him to decline the offer.
Food › Re: How I Prepared The Alligator I Killed by Govocrete: 5:57pm On Oct 15, 2023
Kestolove:
How do you people manage to eat this stuffs still baffles me
Anything you are fed during your young age, eating it as an adult is just a normal thing like eating chicken.
Romance › Re: Video Of Single Ladies In Wedding Gowns Praying For A Life Partner (pics/video) by Govocrete: 7:06am On Oct 15, 2023
May the master of the universe answer their prayers.

I have come to realise that when seeking for a life partner, expect the unexpected because you can actually miss your true partner if you attached conditions (Tall, long nose, light skin, tribe, etc.) to your search.

It's not easy, when you are young, you see older people get married and now that you are old, you see younger people getting marry and you ask yourself "when will it be my turn".

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Sentenced To 99 Lashes For Hugging A Woman While Taking Photo by Govocrete: 3:49pm On Oct 13, 2023
What a practice

Career › Re: Woman Loses Her Corporate Job After Revealing How Many People She's Slept With by Govocrete: 8:43am On Oct 11, 2023
VinnyBaba:
How I Wish there was a Device invented, which you can Place on a lady's Veejay
to know how many Guys she has Slept with. shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I would have prefer and antenna that extend from the ears for 5 days after s£x.
Family › Re: My Son Is Getting Married Without My Approval. by Govocrete: 2:57pm On Oct 07, 2023
Buy him a house, and a new car, then forgive him.

Come to think about it, you did not tell us what happened in the past.
Politics › Re: LP: No Ticket For Obi In 2027, He Should Go Back To APGA - Apapa-faction by Govocrete: 8:30am On Sep 21, 2023
Obi is already a winning brand. If he register a new party a week before election, he will still win.

The youth will contribute and make sure Obi win again in 2027.
Politics › Re: Military Invades & Burns Ehime Mbano, Imo Over The Killing Of Officers by Govocrete: 8:25am On Sep 21, 2023
jmoore:
No be only gorilla, na chimpanzee. They should attack the governor na, governor dey wear uniform?
I like your comment.

The agitators should target governor, Senators, house of rep members from the state(s) and not compare their masses to stay at home loosing financially. Why will agitators burn down vehicle, houses etc. of the masses then claimed they are fighting for.

You talked about the soldiers attacking the governor, the governor did not attack any soldier or police.

Agitators should face those in government until they achieve their goal. Agitators should go after officials of government alone both home and away.
Politics › Re: Military Invades & Burns Ehime Mbano, Imo Over The Killing Of Officers by Govocrete: 7:51am On Sep 21, 2023
jmoore:
We should tell army how to tell the difference between civilian and armed terrorists?
Is the army filled with brainless individuals? Intelligence is the hallmark of military operations.

The Nigerian army is just acting like other terrorist groups.
In gorilla warfare everyone is a suspect since the enermy is not wearing uniform.

If you have follow or have experience war, you will understand what I am talking about.
Politics › Re: Military Invades & Burns Ehime Mbano, Imo Over The Killing Of Officers by Govocrete: 9:01pm On Sep 20, 2023
All these sympathisers, where you expecting the army to cook rice and celebrate the slaying of their colleagues?

Someone above said, the army should go after the biafra figthers, please tell the army on how to identity the civilian and biafra fighter.

As far as the army is concerned, they are fighting a gorilla warfare, and that makes everyone in the region a suspect.
Crime › Re: Disabled Man Dies As Father, Pastors Attempt To Sell Hunchback ‘mercury’ by Govocrete: 7:49pm On Sep 10, 2023
The story have a K-leg.
Crime › Re: Police Recover First Gas Gun In Nigeria In Lagos, Arrest 66 Criminals by Govocrete: 1:40pm On Sep 03, 2023
This is an ordinary paint gun that is cut to size. I was expecting a special gun. I thought it was gun that can be filled with laughing gas.

This more or less a toy but due to the fear of the men of the underworld, I will remain loyal should I see someone holding this

Sports › Re: AFCON Qualifier: Eguavoen To Lead Super Eagles Again by Govocrete: 8:32am On Sep 03, 2023
NFF, thanks for refusing to pay $70,000 (#63,000,000.00) monthly.

Eguavoen can perform better if:

When he is paid the same amount NFF is proposing to the foreign coach, given the same respect, freedom to operate and if his salary is automated from NFF account direct to his account every month.

With these conditions met, Eguavoen will use his wisdom, sweat, blood, prayer, and all the spiritual aides under the earth to perform and deliver.

No body can perform excellently well when he is distracted and not sure of the position of things.

Travel › Re: FG To Close Third Mainland Bridge For Emergency Maintenance by Govocrete: 4:54pm On Aug 31, 2023
Which way 4ward,?

Crime › Re: Fruda In Union Bank Nig Plc (main Market Branch Warri Delta State by Govocrete: 9:57pm On Aug 30, 2023
Involve a lawyer
Foreign Affairs › Re: Military seizes power in Gabon by Govocrete: 7:06am On Aug 30, 2023
Francophone countries coup are coup against France dominant. They want to break free of France control.

Over to you

Crime › Re: Am Considering Money Ritual by Govocrete: 3:30pm On Aug 29, 2023
To enjoy your money avoid using someone else. You can donate your organ and fingers. Doing that you will have peace of mind and fear of being haunted.

Fool like you, how rich is the people who will prepare the ritual for you?
Politics › Re: Major General VT Okoro Traces Chief Sergeant Major CSM To Ibadan by Govocrete: 3:08pm On Aug 29, 2023
Commendable gesture.

Crime › Re: Some Jokes To Brighten Up Your Day And Mood by Govocrete: 6:31am On Aug 26, 2023
Make I add just one

Politics › Re: Panic As Rogue Killer Soldiers Spread Deaths On Lagos Roads by Govocrete: 12:47pm On Aug 24, 2023
Soldier should stop wearing uniform in public. They should be seen in uniform at the primary place of assignment.

This will reduce the atteocity committed in Army uniform.
Politics › Re: Chibok Girl, Mary Nkeki, To Marry Repentant Terrorist by Govocrete: 6:47pm On Aug 22, 2023
This life is not balance at all. You want to reunite with your captor while you fellow chibok escapee is studying and getting ready to Wed her lover.

See picture before and fine tune your brain.

Family › Re: When Your Wife Loves Sex And Always Craves For More by Govocrete: 3:17pm On Aug 21, 2023
I am responding because we played in the same Premier league (Badoo).

Back then I realise not everyone on Badoo was a commercial worker, some are there out of boredom. There I met a female manager of AEDC, Bankers, Students, etc.

Through Badoo, I got to know what control a women brain. If you are able to satisfy them in the other room, you are their king. I really enjoyed myself them as they kept calling me always to come back for more.

I was so good that when I am done, they fall at sleep within 30 seconds and the can sleep for hours. All these was without drug.

I have stopped giving full dosage since most ladies will be at a stage of fainting and yet they want it more harder. Na fear of prison make reduce my thrusting, now i force myself to discharge after 15mins..
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mali, Burkina Faso Deploy Warplanes In Niger After Fresh ECOWAS Threat by Govocrete: 8:29pm On Aug 19, 2023
The same colonial masters that makes Northerners, Southerner, Weasterner and Easterner not to live in peace want to create enmity within West Africa States.

African have been glamouring for free border trade, single currency etc., what have been the role of these colonial masters to unite Africa.

France should leave Niger alone.
Celebrities › Re: Police To Arrest Farida Abdukabir Who Attempted Suicide Over Failed Marriage by Govocrete: 2:31pm On Aug 19, 2023
Yhe police has the right to arrest her for attempted suicide. She is a citizen of Nigeria, so she doesn't have the right to kill herself.

The question, should be what's next after the arrest.

1. Her mental state should be check.
2. She should be refer for counselling.

If the arrest is for extortion purpose, then the police need mental ckeck and counselling.
NYSC › Re: Abosede Esther, A Prospective Corp Member From Osun Has Been Kidnapped In Abuja by Govocrete: 2:17pm On Aug 19, 2023
iWasNotHere:
Scrap NYSC

It has outlived its usefulness.
.

I support your motion, if NYSC cannot be scrap then allow Corp members to serve in their respective state of origin.
Politics › Re: Sarkin Gurku, His Wife kidnapped By Unknown Gunmen In Nasarawa (Photo) by Govocrete: 12:27pm On Aug 07, 2023
In out early days, we believe all traditional rulers were protected by their accestors.

Now reverse is the case. It seems the ancestor are now protecting those with the gun.
Sports › Re: FIFA Women’s World Cup: How Nigeria’s Falcons Can Defeat England’s Lionesses by Govocrete: 12:24pm On Aug 07, 2023
manchyme:
I carried England to beat us ooo, naija don try, they can't beat England.
We lost to England gallantly. I wish it was possible for the falcon keeper to join the super Eagle team. She is a goal stopper even without saving any of thr penalties.
Sports › Re: FIFA Women’s World Cup: How Nigeria’s Falcons Can Defeat England’s Lionesses by Govocrete: 8:30am On Aug 07, 2023
Someone should tell the England play that we are not fighting war but playing soccer.

England players faces indicated a lot on tension in their team.

Sail on the super falcon.
Family › Re: I Can't Forgive My Late Mummy And My Daddy by Govocrete: 3:19pm On Aug 06, 2023
You need to forgive and let go of the past

You parent never planned to divorce but situations beyond their control lead them to choose divorce.

Secondly, did you find out from your parents why none of them visited you and your sister in the village after their divorce?

In your write up, you sounded so bittered about your parent. You mentioned that your father only visited to collect money entitled to him from your sister's marriage. I disagree with you on this, how much is the bride price. The bride price will not be enough to cover his travelling expenses.

If you father is still alive , swallow your bitterness and pay him a visit along with his ground children or pickup the phone and call him.

If your father failed to make you a proud son, make him a proud father by mending fences. Life is short do it today.
Politics › Re: Relocate Aviation Agencies, Reverse Nigeria Air Project, Abubakar Bibi To Tinubu by Govocrete: 6:29am On Jul 29, 2023
Relocate NNPC, DPR and all other oil companies offices to Niger Delta. It also have no business in Abuja as state capital.
Family › Re: My To Be In-laws Are Frustrating Me by Govocrete: 3:16pm On Jul 25, 2023
Let hit the nail on the head.

1. Are the parents sponsoring their daughter abroad? Or you are to foot the bills?

If you are asked to foot the bills. It means once she leaves, the relationship is over forever.

2. The parents are in too much control of your relationship and if this continues, you will loss your home after marriage.

3. You need to take a drastic action, and be ready to start anew.

For your information, your fiancee understand the game more that you do. She is playing out the family script. If I were you, which I am not. This will be my immediate action

Tell my fiancee that by end of this month, if her family are not willing to accept my marriage plan, these will be my next line of action:

1. The relationship must come to an end since your parents don't support it.
2. The family member under my employment will have to also seek employment elsewhere.

You need to be bold and don't listen to her plea or that of anyone. Do this and watch if she will not compare her family to accept your terms.

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