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PoliticsRe: I Want To Appear In Court But I’m Afraid Of Arrest — Yahaya Bello by Govocrete: 3:22pm On Apr 23, 2024
A whole white lion exhibiting fear? I now know the difference between a white lion and a white ram.

White ram are always known as Yeye character (if you say Yaya, na you know) attitude.
CrimeRe: Man Allegedly Beats His Girlfriend To Stupor In Delta For Refusing To Abort Baby by Govocrete: 10:30am On Apr 22, 2024
Shawama, Pizza, Ice Cream, Recharge Card lover shying away from responsibility.
PoliticsRe: Obi's Borehole Has Stopped Working 2 Weeks After Commissioning - Sani Attahiru by Govocrete: 10:05am On Apr 22, 2024
Project or initiative led by Peter Obi and some confusion or controversy around it. Here's a breakdown:

Peter Obi's Involvement:

Peter Obi didn't directly handle the contract but identified a need in the community for a borehole. He then most likely asked the community members how much was needed for the borehole and provided the required funds.

Where did Peter Obi might have gone wrong in this situation.

Peter Obi's intentions were good, as he addressed a community need.
CrimeRe: Thief's Face Transforms Into Chinese Man's After Beating (photo) by Govocrete: 6:37pm On Apr 21, 2024
Chrisrare:
the kind beating wey wrestlers dey take pass this one, yet their face no dey swell. I wonder how they do it.
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Wrestling is an entertainment sport, they exhibit what they have rehearsal together. WWE is play according to the script. Mind you they do get injure at times.

The real men sport of physical combat is MMA or UFC. Either you pass-out, surrender or ref is forced to end the match due to serious injury.
CelebritiesRe: Moment Cubana Chief Priest Made Money Transfer Instead Of Spraying Cash (Video) by Govocrete: 3:22pm On Apr 21, 2024
Let's thank EFCC at leave the masses will no longer feel disappointed with their life anytime the have an occasion.

People go dey stray money to intimidate other.
FoodRe: What Is The Weirdest Food Combo You Have Ever Eaten? (picture) by Govocrete: 7:22pm On Apr 20, 2024
Rice and draw soup (Ogbolo or okra) so delicious
PoliticsRe: Sudan Calls On Nigeria To Intervene In Crisis With ‘Rebels’ by Govocrete: 9:00am On Apr 20, 2024
While call on Nigeria for help.

We have our own issues like Boko Haram, herdsmen, UGM, and kidnappers.

We are yet to recover from the impact of ECOWAS peacekeeping missions on Nigeria's military in Liberia which cost the nation over $4 Billion Dollars and also corrupted, maim and killed our gallant soldiers.

Allow Nigeria government to address its own security concerns and prioritize the well-being and stability of Nigeria first.
PoliticsRe: Air Peace: Patronise Local Airlines On Int’l Routes, Keyamo Tells Nigerians by Govocrete: 8:38am On Apr 12, 2024
WarriAproko:
Tell Airpeace to reduce local Airline price. Charity start from home
.

Airpeace did it on international route. I believe if another airline slash price locally, airpeace will follow suite.
PoliticsRe: Air Peace: Patronise Local Airlines On Int’l Routes, Keyamo Tells Nigerians by Govocrete: 8:25am On Apr 12, 2024
NoniblaqStore:
Support indigenous companies, is that too much to ask ? My clothing brand is one of the best in the world, but Nigerians Dey always prefer Nike, Adidas and co over mine. meanwhile, we are Currently giving out 3 shirts for 15k, see my thread for details
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You started well until you start to mention those Chinese products they buy over price in the name of brand. In your narrative don't mention their names instead mention brand. It's a form of marketing.

As for me, I buy by quality and dislike brands.
PoliticsRe: Air Peace: Patronise Local Airlines On Int’l Routes, Keyamo Tells Nigerians by Govocrete: 8:16am On Apr 12, 2024
Thanks for this bold statement which is overdue.

Let us forget our tribal differences and promote our local products and services. We have been exploited for so long by these foreign companies and service providers far longer than our various year on planet earth.

Our local companies/service providers should also listen to constructive complains that will improve and promote their services.

To the staffs that represent these local companies, learn to be submissive to your clients/customers as you were submissive on the day of your job interview and your first day on the job.

If we stand with Airpeace today, others will be encouraged to invest locally.

Until another local airline goes international, me and my household, WE STAND WITH AIRPEACE.
CrimeRe: Okuama: Army Invades Another Delta Community, Arrests 10 Persons, Razes Homes by Govocrete: 7:03am On Apr 12, 2024
Slytiger:
Okay. I saw them display some ammunition seized on their twitter account.
The guns are rusted but the magazines are in good state. These guns will will not fire, the only active gun in the picture is the pump action. The others are none operational.
HealthRe: Toddler Branded Witch And Abandoned In Akwa Ibom (Photo) by Govocrete: 3:41pm On Mar 30, 2024
The parents of this refined boy will forever regret their action by now.

PropertiesRe: Rich People In Nigeria In Year 2000 vrs 2024 by Govocrete: 6:21pm On Mar 29, 2024
I ordered this TV stand (only) in 2011 and I still use it till date. People still ask me who can they get one.
PoliticsRe: Police And DSS Clash In Stadium Altercation (video) by Govocrete: 3:31pm On Mar 29, 2024
Hhansome:
This administration will favor me and my family.
Bro, we are in this together. It will favour us. Let's keep faith for a better Nigeria. Remain bless.
AgricultureRe: Poultry Farmer Kills Snake That Has Been Eating His Chickens And Eggs (Photos) by Govocrete: 6:40am On Mar 28, 2024
Poultry farmers. Always cook eggs and place they around your farms.

When those snakes swallow the cooked eggs, the are unable to crack it in their throat as a result they will choke to death.
FoodRe: Group Spotted Eating Frogs At Home by Govocrete: 5:54pm On Mar 20, 2024
People around the world have been eating frog from time immemorial. I tasted it outside Nigeria in 1987. They call it jumping chicken.

I was at a Chinese restaurant in abuja 4yrs ago, I playfully asked if they had frog. I was told it is out of stock. I was shock to learn they frogs are imported from oversea.
PoliticsRe: ₦4.8bn Fraud: Ibeto Has Returned ₦‎1.5bn, To Pay Balance in 3 Months – EFCC by Govocrete: 7:54pm On Mar 12, 2024
The fate of the poor are in the hand of judges. While the rich negotiate the outcome of judgement.
CrimeRe: A Kenyan Woman Arrested By Bees After Stealing From A Man by Govocrete: 11:21am On Mar 10, 2024
Why not send the bees to any senator, ministers, commission that are stealing from the masses per seconds and minutes.
FoodRe: Owl Meat by Govocrete: 10:05pm On Mar 09, 2024
The fatherless owl resemble some ladies without wigs and clothes
TravelRe: Passengers Scamper For Safety As Fire Break Out At Lagos Airport by Govocrete: 4:26pm On Mar 07, 2024
I hope not he area the new equipment was install by ministry of interior.
CelebritiesRe: MR IBU Is Dead.. Gistlover Expose More by Govocrete: 3:45pm On Mar 03, 2024
damoobaba:
How you mean
Correct
CelebritiesRe: MR IBU Is Dead.. Gistlover Expose More by Govocrete:
Confirmed, may his soul rest in peace.

CelebritiesRe: “I Have High Libido, I Can Have Sex Every Day” – Daniel Etim-effiong Reveals by Govocrete: 2:47pm On Mar 01, 2024
My French teacher back in the 80's will always say during lecture that TWT (Time Will Tell). Meaning during exam period, we will know who is in charge.

Bro wait until you reach 53 years then you will join the hand support club. So, enjoy it when it last.
SportsRe: AFCON: The final was our worst game, the home support penalised us - Peseiro by Govocrete: 2:43pm On Mar 01, 2024
We understand, it was really the worst game. During our investigation, we discovered that Ivorian use voodoo (juju) to tie our players leg.

PoliticsRe: Economic Hardship: I Take Full Responsibility - Tinubu by Govocrete: 11:29pm On Feb 28, 2024
I will believe when I see the light in the tunnel and not at the end of the tenure (tunnel).

The light I deserve are:

1. 24hrs electricity supply to homes.
2. Safe drinking water in at least 75% homes.
3. Good road
4. Single currency rate either at CBN, Banks or BDC.
5. Security.
FoodRe: Picture Of Giant Rat I Killed In My Farm by Govocrete: 4:49pm On Feb 26, 2024
MatrixReloaded:
From my observation in this picture, angry its a Google search also the footwear is only wore in Georgia or Texas with a denim jean shocked Looking at the rodent and the feet webs it's only a foreign rat that have pink. tongue
You are just hungry and you can ask for an arms. undecided
Fellow detective, you are right. Here is the source of the picture. The poster should apologise for misleading NL.

RomanceRe: How Long After You Meet A New Partner Do You Initiate Sex? by Govocrete: 1:41pm On Feb 26, 2024
There is no time frame, I had met a lady who was so Hot when we met and within 2hrs I quenched the fire.

Other a day, two, a week, a month and also 7rs before sex.
Christianity EtcRe: Can You Give Your Tithe To Your Parents Or Christians In Need sometimes? by Govocrete: 8:58am On Feb 25, 2024
I believe in the ministry of Jesus Christ. Can someone tell me what Jesus said about tithing. I need to know
FamilyRe: My 13 Years Old Has Become Terrible! I Want To Send Her Back To Nigeria by Govocrete: 8:03pm On Feb 24, 2024
So Nigeria is a dump site for badly trained children and after training her here, you want to take her back when she is 18yrs.

Please do not add 1 more trouble to Nigeria. Let her remain with you.
CrimeRe: Soldiers Neutralize Bandit Linked To NDA Attack And Yauri Schoolgirls Kidnap by Govocrete: 6:00am On Feb 24, 2024
Innocent face but deadly
PoliticsRe: Food Crisis: Prioritise Investment In Agriculture, US Urges Nigeria by Govocrete: 5:07pm On Feb 21, 2024
Each state should create Mega farms, and NYSC members should be drafted to various state farm for the duration of service.

Call it operation feed the nation drive.

If Southern States can produce cassava, kola, rubber, banana, pineapple etc.

Eastern state produce yam, rice

South West: Cocoa, Rice etc.

Northern States: Rice, Yam, Fruits, tomatoes, pepper, etc. (Ranches and Poultry produce inclusive)

While reading, you can add to the list. With state farms, we will have enough to consume and export.

Let's diversity from oil as only source of export.
SportsRe: Ivory Coast Goalkeeper 'Wore Charm' During AFCON: Shehu Sani Calls For Probe by Govocrete: 7:28pm On Feb 14, 2024
When has it become a crime to display your religious beliefs.

He worn and we scored the first goal.

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