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BusinessRe: Herbert Wigwe Crash: Another family to get $75m compensation by Govocrete: 10:09am On Feb 12, 2024
Baseless reporting. Even if the family is to be paid $75m what's your business. You gave a report not mentioning the beneficiary names but prefer to involve family that are mourning the breadwinner.

SportsRe: AFCON: Funny Picture Of An Osun Ejigbo Man Residing In Ivory Coast by Govocrete: 1:25pm On Feb 11, 2024
You are right, it would have been neutral if the cap was not included in the dressing
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi, Atiku Swimming In Wealth, Yet Nigerians Drown In Poverty - APC Group by Govocrete: 8:29pm On Feb 10, 2024
Who is this Pro Max fool?

Since APC have ran out of ideas, they should desolve the party and the President and vice resign.

Now I know why they decide to travel and watch the Super Eagles in Ivory Coast. Just because Peter Obi went there to cheer the boy, they decided to follow suite. They never had such idea but copied from Peter Obi.

After Mohammed Kailani finished the branded campaign rice and 5k voting gift, he now talking about the wealth of opposition party candidates.

APC as a party don't know where to start

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi, Atiku Swimming In Wealth, Yet Nigerians Drown In Poverty - APC Group by Govocrete: 8:05pm On Feb 10, 2024
Foolishness Pro Max!

Less than a year APC is indirectly saying they lack ideas. Thank God, its not only the opposition party that is feeling the pain.

E dey pain them now after selling their vote for branded bag of rice and 5k for transportation.
EventsRe: Is 1.5million Naira Enough To Do A Low Budget Traditional And Church Wedding? by Govocrete: 10:47pm On Feb 09, 2024
Nobody had hosted the best wedding or wedding guest.

Plan you future after wedding and what is left can be use for the wedding and traditional.

Cut you coat according to the material at hand.
CrimeRe: Man Murders Canada-Bound Lover, Kills Self In Lagos by Govocrete: 7:16pm On Feb 05, 2024
Which report will we believe? Sister's account on twitter is so so different from what I am reading here.

I saw the news, video and pictures on twitter but no picture, or video of the blood covered room, knife deep cits on both parties here.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Uncovers Religious Sect Laundering Money For Terrorists - Olukoyede by Govocrete: 2:21pm On Jan 31, 2024
As long as you can not mention names, then remain silent. We need facts not assumption.

Even villagers in amazon forest know terrorist are being funded, what they don't know is who is funding them.

We have been yearing times without numbers the these funding the terrorist are being investigated.
TravelRe: Lagos-New York Flight Price Throwback: This Was Nigeria. What Do You Think Now? by Govocrete: 7:34pm On Jan 14, 2024
If 1 Naira was equal to 1 dollars then, that means the present ticket rate is cheaper.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Who Tortured Civilians In Rivers State Have Been Arrested by Govocrete: 8:11am On Jan 11, 2024
Racoon:
Next is to court marshal and punish them accordingly. No soldier should flex muscle with civilians, but do that with bandits and terrorists.
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They are always power drunk, we want to allow them to flex muscle without uniform or gun. As a civilian we can allow them use koboko but no uniform, not gun.

With a Plain playing field, we will show them that thier training is useless by beating them shege.
CrimeRe: Amotekun Arrests Two Over Removal Of Fresh Dead Human Head From Graveyard(Video) by Govocrete: 4:16am On Jan 11, 2024
Now I know better when thr dead are told to rest in peace (RIP).

Some are not allow to rest peacefully in thier gave.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Busted For Selling Fake Drinks In Sierra Leone by Govocrete: 9:15pm On Jan 07, 2024
BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!

Its about time for NL to sanction peddlers of false/fake news.

This happened in Liberia about 2years ago and not in Sierra Leone.

PoliticsRe: Customs Releases Impounded Bullion Van Loaded With Smuggled Rice by Govocrete: 8:27pm On Jan 06, 2024
Enddy50ty:
Nigerian customs service are only active in the south, but the northern borders remains unhindered, everything goes in and out of the country, weapons, hard currencies used in financing terrorism, hard drugs consumed by terrorist.
Especially weapons from war torn Libya.
Na true talk.

When there is community protest in the south, they send soldier to add fuel to the crisis.

When there is herdsmen attack in the south, they keep quiet.

When your have an expire vehicle particular in the North, police will advise you to try and renew your paper but in the South you must reach station and pay fine over the counter.

It's only in the south they have drugs baron, smuggling kingpin, etc.

Which way Nigeria.

PoliticsRe: Nigerians Should Be Allowed To Carry Guns - Senator Nwoko by Govocrete: 7:58pm On Jan 04, 2024
We should be allow to carry stun guns and teasers
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Attacking LASBCA Officials With Charm by Govocrete: 7:20pm On Jan 04, 2024
Na fashion neckchain, what turn it to charm.
EducationRe: Kenya University Launches Degree In Witchcraft(pix) by Govocrete: 8:47am On Jan 03, 2024
In five years, people will be addressed as
Witch Dr. Qwerty.

We need to really understand the course outline because witch doctors are traditional healers. May its meant to educate people on the processes of healing spiritually or healing herbally.
CelebritiesRe: Woman Spotted Spraying Flavour $100 Bills At An Event (Photos, Video) by Govocrete: 5:58pm On Jan 01, 2024
I remember when I was a DJ in 1991. Invited entertainers will give us their own cash to spray them when the enter the stage to entertain guest.

This was meant to open the floor for other at the party to start spraying.

At the end of the party, we were paid some percentage of what was realised by the entertainers.

For this reason, I no longer believe some of the things that goes on at parties.
BusinessRe: Wrong Bank Transfer To Another Recipient Who Is To Blame by Govocrete: 8:48pm On Dec 25, 2023
No need for who is right or wrong.

Report that matter to the bank and you will receive your money. It might take a while but you will.
Christianity EtcRe: Will God Answer This Lady's Prayer? by Govocrete: 11:40am On Dec 24, 2023
God will definitely answer her prayers. God look at the heart and not the outer appearance.

Before anyone can judge her, they should walk in a shoe for at least six (6) month.
CrimeRe: My Brother Threatened To Kill Me by Govocrete:
You are not alone. Have a half brother who is also into drugs. All effort made for him to have a better future failed.

The money send to him to pay off his balance IT course training ended in voicemail.

As I result, I turned my back on him for over 2yrs now. Anytime he sees me, he is quick to say, I have changed but I no longer give him listening ears.

My only advise is you walk away and face your future. Once a druggie always a druggie.
FamilyRe: My Husband Flirt With Girls Alot Help Me !! by Govocrete: 5:33pm On Dec 14, 2023
You said he is as useless as his friends. It take a useless woman to marry a useless man.

You club together, others wives and fiancé are involved in quickie at the bar or club you patronise with your husband.

My father will always say "show me your friends, and I will tell you who you are".

From the story, I have concluded

CrimeRe: How I Was Kidnapped By A Someone I Met On Jiji Online Marketplace by Govocrete: 7:24pm On Dec 08, 2023
I have escape this type on several occasions by God's grace. Must of those calls are from River State, Imo, Ebonyi, Oyo etc.

This is how I respond:

If you ask me to visit a site, I ask you for the exact address with the nearest landmark. If you tell me when you get to xyz bus stop, call me and I will send someone to pick you up. That is a red flag. With such response, I will never answer your calls again.

Another one is, when you call and ask me if I can handle a project (government, NGO or for a brother abroad). My response is simple, you mate have graduated from local scam and now gone international. With that, they will hangup immediately.

A lady suffered the same fate, the kidnapper credited her account with 10m naira as advise for a project in government House in River State. She was pickup upon arrival at the airport, took her to their hideout and empty her account and her family paid a raison of another 10million before she was released.

To all workmen, artisan, contractors, engineers etc. Please be careful and plan your moves. May God guide us all
RomanceRe: When A Girl You Are Wooing Says This To You by Govocrete:
Simple, if you have reason to cheat on me, don't allow me to know because that will wreck my heart.

Or

I know men always want to taste other flavor, you are free but to return with an infection.
BusinessRe: How I Replied A Customer That Promise To Get Back To Me( Read Chat) by Govocrete: 9:02pm On Nov 30, 2023
This was how I respond to a client that promise us his project after 6 month.

Hello Sir,

We have not heard from you after submitting our quotation. Your project is very important to us at this time of the year. Apart from helping offset our bills, we want to use your project to increase our clietele.

Please update us.


Client replied: My brothers already have someone else execute the project at a cheaper rate.

My final reply:

Ok, Sir. We hope you will consider us for your next project?

Clien replied: Amen, thank you
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As a business man/woman always remember that customers are the king and queen. Them help pay your bills and put food on your table.

Making them feel like a king/queen is the key to success.
AgricultureRe: My Trap Caught A Bush Rat, Let Me Teach You How To Make Bush Rat Soup! by Govocrete: 7:54pm On Nov 29, 2023
Chasito:
where u catch the elephant, I hear say e dey sweet
It was outside 9ja. The meet is so compacted that it swell while chewing.
EventsRe: Beautiful Bride Shoots A Gun At Her Traditional Wedding Ceremony (pics/video) by Govocrete: 7:01am On Nov 28, 2023
Why buy a land for 800k and pay 3.5m for C. Of. O?
AgricultureRe: My Trap Caught A Bush Rat, Let Me Teach You How To Make Bush Rat Soup! by Govocrete: 11:44am On Nov 25, 2023
Chasito:
I Don chop eagle, And monitor lizard, but I never gather mind to chop rat grin
You dey learn, I have eaten monitor lizard, boa (snake) monkey, antelope bush pig, dog, string flog, elephant, na only Eagle you take senior me
CrimeRe: 9 Year-Old Girl Hangs Self In Parents' Bedroom (Photos) by Govocrete: 2:33pm On Nov 12, 2023
hisgrace090:
Convent high school!

It may be the fear of rev sisters.

If you know you know.
It's just a normal day high school like other. I have younger ones that graduated from there.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Your Paper Bible Is Better Than Phone Bible by Govocrete: 2:27pm On Nov 12, 2023
I don't have issue using Bible app. If anyone is against it and you want me to drop the idea.

The solution is we all return to reading from the scroll.
FamilyRe: This Whatsapp Status Was Posted By Someone's Wife. Should I Tell Her Husband? by Govocrete: 7:05pm On Nov 10, 2023
Let me advice you based on experience. The was of my friend told me about 12 year ago that her lecturer gave (dashed) her #250k. I asked her several questions in 5 seconds.

1. Hope you didn't collect
2. If your have collected it, you have to return it.
3. Why did he gave you the money.

She told me, she collected and have spent much of it. She went further to say the lecturer is toasting her. It was then I told myself that monkey hand have entered soup.

This I cannot and will not be able to tell me friend so I decided to play a mind game with my friend when we met few days layer.

I told him, my XYZ friend wife told me that her lecturer gave her 250k, I am concerning and I want to tell my friend.

My friend whose wife collected the 250k to whom I was discussing with told me not to tell the husband. His reason was that the husband reaction could be deadly.

Six (6) years later, the wife decided to pack out and the marriage ended. After he collected his dowry back from the in-law, i finally told him to story and reminded him of his advice to me then.

So use wisdom to handle the situation
FashionRe: Bra With Built-In Nipples (Photo) by Govocrete: 1:28pm On Nov 07, 2023
One visited me in those days when boys were boys for PH to ABJ.

She Removed her padded bra
Removed padded yash

I was shocked and asked her "what is this?"

She reply, na packaging na. We slept on the same bed but I didn't touch her. She left the next morning to her relative place.
Foreign AffairsRe: Hamas Rocket Launchers Found By Israeli Troops Within A Playground(pics). by Govocrete: 5:54pm On Nov 05, 2023
We feel for the lost of lives in Gaza but those in Gaza need to expose hamas fighters in their midst.

When a rocket is lunched from a school play ground when you are at war,its no longer a playground but an enemy lunch pad.

When hamas plan and lunch attack from tunnel below a hospital. That is no longer a hospital but an enemy war room.

When their is a gorilla warfare, everyone is an enemy of the state in this case enemy of Israel.

TravelRe: Trailer Crushes 8 To Death Including Students In Abuja by Govocrete: 7:44am On Nov 04, 2023
Mpape Road is one of the scary road to ply with car, truck, tricycle and even leg.

The area is over populated with a narrow snake like road.

The first time I visited Mpape in 2010, a tipper failed brake while, we were by the bus stop.

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