₦airaland Forum

I remembered buying my Sim card for #27,000
And a V55 Motorolla for #50,000.

I also remembered while answering my call on faithful day, hawker at Wilmer Busstop were shouting "E no dey work, E no dey work".

Ghana Football Association guning for coach Eguavon as the Nigeria National Team has recently appointed Malian coach Eric Chelle.

This move highlights the importance of looking inward for coaching talent within Africa before seeking expertise from outside the continent.

Another milking cow have just been identified.

As an alpha male, my advice is to ensure you have a lawyer who handles your rent collection. This will help protect you in case your tenant tries to use your relationship as a reason to not renew their lease.

You can make it clear that the decision about whether they stay or leave is ultimately in the hands of your lawyer, not influenced by personal matters.

I have some very deep hearted questions to ask:

1. Who get a better funding? Boko Haram or the army?

2. Who get a better training? Boko Haram or the army?

3. Who get a better equipmentand fire power? Boko Haram or the army?

I began to think that they army are only trained on how to be wicked to unarmed civilians during the training classes. Or can someone explain to me that the once dreaded Nigeria soldier during the Peace keeping mission in Nigrua and Sudan has now become toothless and clawless bull dog.

If a passenger plane can be successfully smuggled, it means they have succeeded on several occasions in lift precious metals and californium from the north.

It also raises the possibility that they could also be used to transport weapons and drugs.

The airline should be grounded immediately for investigation. If found guilty, the owner's property should be seized, and they should face prosecution, including serving time in Kuje Prison..

You will need to act in time and rectify the name placement

A university in USA rejected my admission due to the same mistake. Here is an example of what happened:

Names of Passport:

John Ejiro Doe

While on my certificate was:

Ejiro John Doe

Please do a newspaper advert of Name change and an affidavit from the court. After that contact jamb for a correction. You can do same at the university.

Failure to rectify it now will cause you a lot in the future because, you NIN or other documents will not be accepted along with your certificates.

strangest:
Turn your room to hotel...


Buy solar, put Ac.....


That's all

I once told someone, if you're denied Canadian visa in 9ja. Work hard, work smarter and build your Canadian dream here.

I have seen people that are thanking that their visa were denied in the past. Although, it was not easy on them then. I know one who now own a pvc pipe factory, a rice mills and a 96 room hostel.

All from genuine earning. He don't even know how to use msword, so don't think he is a keyboard warrior aka yahoo.

Can someone plesse explain to me better.
The assumed confessed killer is being paraded with a burial poster. My questions are:

How did he get the burial poster?
He murdered 4 preson, why only one person is on the poster?
Was he released on the day of the burial just to carry the poster?

I am confused

NNPC refineries are not in a Free Trade Zone, they do not need foriegn exchange to buy crude oil and our marketets don't need Dollars to buy NNPC products.

Therefore, the prices of NNPC products should be far cheaper than that of Dangote or imported ones.

NNPC was fast to publish how much Dangote was selling, we want to know how much are the product being sold.

Most agencies in Nigeria do not know their work, all they know is to rise to a post of a director, assign themselves the latest SUV with a lead and follow police van.

The market is flooded with expired, adulterated drinks and food.

Tell Nafdac today that they have the right to arrest keyboard warriors (Yahoo workers) they will be in every street and villages working tirelessly like ants.

Somethings need to be put right for Nigeria to move forward. Nigerians in service need to know who are they serving.

The police, military, DSS etc., should know they are serving the people and not lord over the people.

All convoy/escort should know that the roads belongs to every motorist and the lanes are marked properly to control movement of traffic.

I saw an escorts, escorting a private individual block every car from overtaking a landcruiser they were escorting on a 3 lane expressway, they were moving at a 60km/h on a 100km/h highway. This is insane.

There are certain convey for security reasons that should not be overtaken. Like CBN trucks conveying cash, the president and his vice, the governor but not every Tom, Pick and Harry.

Even tout including local government chairman now move around with police escort in convoy.

Let me tell you guys the game plan. In his last post, he said Biafra national team is scheduled to plan a football match but the venue was not disclosed. As a freelancer, here is the details:

Biafra vs 9ja prison warder
Venue: Abuja
Match commissioner: DSS
Ref: Nigeria military.
VAR officials: MNK

For the list of players and tickets
........more

Just walk away. I experienced that in Asaba when I was relocating to Lagos. The landlord refuse rorefund my caution fee (#150,000).

I was already in Lagos when I told me staff to move my things, after that I demanded for my refund and the landlord refuse on the ground that the outside wall was stained and there were stain on the pop ceiling due to water leakage which was not my fault.

See the picture of the outside wall, it was a foot print of a stray cat. He said I need to repaint the entire house in and out before he will refund. I just walked away.

Operation punish Libya with the result.

Na so

Many Nigerians living or dead enrich the bank. My bank deducted #15 from my account for no just cause. The following morning I was at the bank and it was reversed as error.

When my father died, I decided to obtain a court order to check if my Dad had some left over change in his bank account out of curiosity. At the end of the day, I claim an inheritance of #1.5m plus through the court.

My advise to everyone, always find out the why, and the how following lay down rules and you will recover what is rightfully tours.

Always mention location because this should be in South Africa and not Nigeria.

I expected him to say boldly.

"14m monthly is not enought for me, I am now bothered on how civil servant are surviving on 70k monthly".

But his selfishness will not make him to understand that the masses and civil servant buy goods from the same markets and pay for utility equally.

ExpressBooking:
You lied when you said that the cost of clearing any car below 2012 is the same. If you mean to say the same make and model of car, I can agree with you. Otherwise Convince me how a 2011 Toyota Corolla and a 2011 Mercedes E350 or 2011 Lexus ES350 is going to be the same to clear

You were hard, I may have missed some point in my narrative. All you would have done is explain to the masses the points I missed.

I am only trying to point out the reason why a $300 car would cost you only #3 million upon delivery.

mmadu4:
I'm surprised as well . in USA this car wouldn't cost more than 300 dollars

Let me explain to you the cost of buying, shipping and clearing. We will use your $300 for the calculation :

Buying $300 = #495,000
Shipping $1,640 =#2,722,500
Clearing: #3,200,000.00

Total: #6,417,500

Whereas you can buy a 2009 camry:

Buying: $3,500 =5,775,000
Shipping $1,640 =#2,722,500
Clearing: #3,200,000.00

The cost of shipping every car are the same, while the cost of clearing any car below 2012 is the same. I used 1$ @ 1,650

He is lucky it happened in Nigeria.

If this happened in China, he would be executed
If it happened in North Korea, he will be executed and all his relatives will be jailed.

These days, we don't know cloud chasers because everything is now a skit.

Jumia delivered what was advertised on their website—a "Wiredless interview adapter"—and you received exactly what you ordered.

Jumia fulfilled their part of the transaction correctly.

You will go back to jumia website and seach for the mic which the adapter is compatible with then place an order.

Jumia never said a wireless mic rather a wireless mic adapter.

He is not sick, he is now a vegetarian.

Xxxxtentacion2:
Maybe he is sick..

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He is not sick, he is now a vegetarian.

All men and women are created to create satisfaction for themselves.

If money, sex and true love is what you desire then you need to work harder to make money, have good sexual life and have genuine love for your partner.

Work for you own money, it taste sweeter when you earn and share with those around you.

Don't depend on your partner, spend your own money on him and he will spend double on you.

Jennyclay:
Sex
Money
True Love.

if a man can’t satisfy my in these 3 things I listed above, I will definitely look else where

This goes to show that electing a leader, should not be base on tribe, religion or as a result of bribery.

Now that nature is flogging you, what are you suggesting we do.

I think you should start by flogging those you pushed of forced against will of the people.

I was thinking it was a result of insecurity through the country.

Services chiefs should also resign as they have failed to secure the nation against internal (kidnapping, unknown gunmen, unresolved murders, etc) and external forces (kidnappers, cross-border car thief, BK, etc.).

Those that might have collected their upfront commission/benefited from the deal by now your egunje go don finish.

I will not be surprise one day to heasr these will happen :

1
Court award printing of the Naira to a Chinese business man to enable him recover his debt.

2.
Court have awarded the printing and issuance of the Nigeria passport to a Chinese company base in Togo

3.
Court have awarded the proceed of all crude sales in Nigeria to a Chinese shoe making company till 2085

4. Court have awarded the sales of land to a Chinese firm that develop bulletproof cars.

Share on all that had served this country (past or present) from local government chairman to president.

CriminalTinubu:
But we already identified him on Nairaland immediately na

I wonder, while it took so long.

I blame those still referring to him as honorable. He should be called dishonorable.