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TravelRe: We Can’t Afford ₦18 Million Cars — Cab Drivers Protest FAAN's 2020 Vehicle Rule by Govocrete: 11:35am On Jul 13
I read one of the driver calling Nigerians to come and help. Now you need, when you were charging a ride of #5,000 at #20,000 were you helping Nigerians?
CrimeRe: Bandits Kidnap Corpse Of Augustine Ikwue, Mourners, Demand ₦450M Ransom by Govocrete: 9:49pm On Jul 11
Seyi is playing polo in the UK present. Do anyone is government cares.
PoliticsRe: US: We Recovered The Biggest Haul Of Terrorists’ Equipment In Nigeria Since 9-11 by Govocrete: 2:48pm On Jun 29
While those in charge are only concern about 2027, oil well and bogus contract.
SportsRe: Canada Vs South Africa: World Cup 2026 (1 - 0) On 28th June 2026 by Govocrete: 9:58pm On Jun 28
Banana, Banana of Sad Africa can fly back home in time to join the march bill for 30/06/2026.
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actor Joseph Momodu Joins US Army (Photos) by Govocrete: 10:30pm On Jun 26
Ppogbae:
Why? Are there no other career options? Why do Black foreigners always join the US Army?
Benefits:

Citizenship
Huge health insurance
Education pay by the military
Education Debt paid
The military train you on your prefer career path like engineering, IT, Medicine, etc.
You job is 100% secure
In case of death in active service, yoir family is paid over $200k.
Yoi can file for you immediate family (In any part of the world) permanent stay visa with a speedy approval.
You can choose to serve just 3yrs and walk away.
RomanceRe: Should I Agree With No Sex Before Marriage With My Non Virgin Girlfriend by Govocrete: 9:08pm On Jun 16
Taste before buying. Once you have paid and wears the smallest handcuffs in the world on your finger, you are on your own.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Mourns Retired Gen Rabe, Vows Not Bow To Bandits' demand by Govocrete: 12:40pm On Jun 14
Bandit have two demands.

1. Pay ransom or
2. They unlive the captive.

The have unlive the Gwneral, meaning you have already bow down to their condition.
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Celebrates Her 72nd Birthday Today by Govocrete: 8:54am On Jun 13
Congratulations!

A woman of the highest class but preferred to live a simple life. Just imagine her choice of clothes which can be afforded by even the lowest class in the society.
Car TalkRe: Can This 2017 Camry Be Sold for 8.5m Or Too Good To Be True. by Govocrete:
The cheapest you would get this is im America is $4,500 accidentef.

Shipping $1,650
Auction fee: $250
Toll to Port $200
@#1,350=#8,997,500
Cleaning: #3m

Total:#11,997,500

So, when its too cheap, there is a trip waiting for you.
FamilyRe: Suitors Now Prefer Our Maids To Our Daughters For Marriage by Govocrete: 10:14pm On Jun 08
Where was the daughters when the maids was working tirelessly, waking up early and retiring to bed late

Maids are treated harshly in many homes. So, if maids are preferred as a good wife materials, it means, it is their reward for hard work. Hard work pays.
RomanceRe: Busty Lady Unzips Her Jacket While Bouncing At The Gym, Sparks Reactions by Govocrete: 5:35pm On May 08
After speaking with the King of Boys, I was told this was a delibrate art

TravelRe: "I Won't Return To Nigeria Even For $10 Million" – Uk-based Nigerian Man(video) by Govocrete: 11:08pm On May 04
You probably travelled with tourist visit and you have over stayed.

So retuning to Nigeria for a visit means you will not be allowed to re-enter the UK.

Say the truth, let's put the devil to shame.
CrimeRe: Call At Least Two People In Front Of Receptionist Before You Lodge. by Govocrete: 4:21pm On Apr 20
My late brother thought me this vital lesson. Anytime he book a hotel, at the reception, he will call to say i have booked that hotel you recommended for me and I am at room number xyz.
CrimeRe: Nigerian National Arrested At Freetown Airport With Cocaine by Govocrete: 12:50pm On Feb 24
I thought International Passport confirm the carrier nationality. Why linked him to Nigeria instead of just saying an Italian citizen?
PoliticsRe: Every Politician Who Supports Betrayal Will Die - Wike by Govocrete: 5:57pm On Feb 07
To leave forever according the unholy Book is never to betray.
Foreign AffairsRe: Video Showing The Attack At The 101 Airbase Of The Niger Republic Air Force by Govocrete: 3:45pm On Feb 02
This not only unbelievable but unacceptable.

How will men on bike take over and burn down an airforce base without an insider.

Where are the soldiers on duty? If military barracks and airforce bases can be captured then how safe is the civilian population?

Nigeria Arm forces was well respected and feared by our neighbors in the days of Ecomog, when the had men of steel like Gen. Dogoyaro.

Where are the Generals today? Or have religions and politics have made our General landcruisers SUV Generals, that cruise around town in polo?
SportsNever Give Up - Mali Made It To The Next Stage by Govocrete(op): 11:03pm On Jan 03
Mali prove that never giving up.

Mali played with one man, and one goal down yet the won Tunisa

PoliticsRe: Sokoto Boys Play With U.S. Bomb Fragments, Mock American Military (Video) by Govocrete: 11:29am On Jan 03
Iron condemn loading
TravelRe: Drama At Warri Airport As Lady Clashes With Airport Staff (Video) by Govocrete:
At local airport, we are require to present an government issue ID (Nigeria Passort, Togo passport, America passport, etc for identification purpose only.

Why demand for a Nigerian passport from the lady. Is warri a port of entry?
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Knocks Out Jake Paul, Breaks His Jaw by Govocrete: 12:02pm On Dec 20, 2025
Ashame to walk away from over $50 million. He rather lose and take home $20 million than not fighting at all.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Block Wike, FCTA Officials From Accessing Land In Abuja by Govocrete: 8:14pm On Nov 11, 2025
Body sweet me on this officer's professionalism. See Police and DSS as they realise the soldier is not their mate.

Wike ned ro leave before bullet start raining on hom and his DSS, Police and Civil Defense. The Naval is need a reward for not bowing down but obeying order from his boss.

How will you be telling an officer to shut up.
FamilyRe: My Friend's Wife Walks Out Of Their Marriage Just 2 Weeks After A ₦37m Wedding by Govocrete: 6:51pm On Oct 19, 2025
He planned wedding and not marriage.
CrimeRe: Police SUV Stolen Inside Nigeria Force Headquarters In Abuja by Govocrete: 8:09pm On Sep 29, 2025
I remember years back during a press conference, the commission of police cellphone disappeared.

What happened to the CCTV in the premises. Review CCTV footage and know the culprit.
SportsRe: WCQ: Group C Standings After South Africa's Point, Goal Deductions by Govocrete: 7:54pm On Sep 29, 2025
Guys are say "Calculator Eagle" instead of "Super Eagle".
FamilyRe: "Nigerian Beggar's Association" ID Card, by Govocrete: 8:34pm On Sep 28, 2025
I stopped giving money to beggars when I realized that many of them are actually recruited and operate under organized systems where they share their daily collections.

Take Abuja, for example. Many of the beggars in wheelchairs you see at traffic lights are dropped off each morning by someone who returns in the evening to pick them up and collect the day’s earnings.

At that point, they’re essentially workers like everyone else—so why should I feel obligated to contribute to their "salary"?
CareerRe: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by Govocrete: 9:43pm On Sep 17, 2025
If you move, I will shot you.
Don't move
Bill up (Older police)
PropertiesRe: Nigerian Man Shares Shocking Experience At Hotel He Allegedly Booked Online (pix by Govocrete: 4:32am On Sep 14, 2025
The owner is proud to display their belief. This is the same as displaying a cross on your property as a Catholic.

I experienced something similar in Singapore—almost every restaurant had a symbol of their god and an altar of sacrifice at the entrance.

As a traveler, you just have to accept these things. As long as you're not being forced to participate in their worship, you can continue your stay and respect their choice of faith.
BusinessRe: The New Tax Acts & Tax Id: What You Need To Know by Govocrete: 4:19am On Sep 14, 2025
I have noticed that all Nigeria government agencies websites are always tempered with just for these agencies to handle whatsoever processes themselves after demanding bribe.

Shame on all of them.
TravelRe: FG To Connect Lagos-calabar, Sokoto-Badagry Highways With Underwater Tunnel. by Govocrete: 6:19pm On Sep 12, 2025
TouchNfollow:
https://businessday.ng/news/article/fg-to-connect-lagos-calabar-sokoto-badagry-highways-with-africas-first-underwater-tunnel/
Our roads are already in terrible condition with no real solution in sight, and now you're proposing to add more stress on the public. We all know this new project will be financed by a loan — and, as usual, a significant portion (probably 40%) will end up in someone's personal account.

A 5-kilometer road contract awarded nine years ago is still not completed. At this rate, the tunnel road might not be finished until 2065.
SportsRe: Terry Bollea: Hulk Hogan Dies At 71 by Govocrete: 9:33am On Sep 07, 2025
Katcall:
how is the making done? Will they read a script and the winner is selected?
Yes, they follow written script, the ref often remind them or the next moves. The floor of the ring have springs installed to reduce impact.

98% of their punches and kicks are not real, you will need to watch carefully to notice these tips. You will notice that most time when kicks or punches are about to land, the Camara never focus on the landing

Note: Most of the injuries are real, they are as a result of mistakes or natural occurance..

Maybe you check for making of WWE on YouTube.
BusinessRe: What's Happening To Shoprite At Ikeja City Mall? by Govocrete: 8:26pm On Sep 04, 2025
Checkout shop rite Apo Mall in Abuja. They use Fanta and Bottle water decorate over 4 rows not shelves.

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