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PoliticsRe: Navy Confirms Delivery Of Yatch, Faces Payment Crisis Over NASS Stand by Govocrete:
We need to see the yatch pictures for us to determine if its suitable for training or pleasure.

Secondly, if the provision for the yacht ŵas made during Buhari watch, and its being delivered now. That means the yacht have been paid for.

Please investigate the Navy properly. The only force that can turn 2 million barrel of cruel oil in a seized vessel under Investigation into water.
HealthRe: Lady Died During Sex Romp With Boyfriend Who Took Drugs In Kwara by Govocrete: 8:05pm On Oct 31, 2023
This is the fear that made me to reduce my thrusting drastically. I use to thrust deeper and faster until I notice a lady's eyes was closing gradually at the point of fainting.

But as a fear fear guy, I just stopped and advise myself quietly. The worst this about these ladies, they will be dying and still tells you, harder, harder, faster, faster.

All these was without drug.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Assembly: Faction Elects Ehie Edison, Fubara Congratulates New 'Speaker' by Govocrete: 6:03pm On Oct 30, 2023
Can someone make me understand the Rt. Hon. Title. It seems this only exist in some states.

These days we don't know who is who. We need to know the right honorable from the ordinarables.
RomanceRe: Missing 17-Year-Old Girl Found In A Hotel In Port Harcourt by Govocrete: 10:31pm On Oct 28, 2023
The usber driver that dropped her off and was being threatened, should sue those that threatened him.
RomanceRe: Your First Time Of Visiting A Guy, And This Happens. What Would You Do? by Govocrete: 11:36am On Oct 28, 2023
It would be wise to approach the mother in the kitchen and say "Is there anything, I can help with in the kitchen?

The mother will diffenayely say no.
FamilyRe: Making This Post Based On Demand: Why I'm Still Single At 42 by Govocrete: 11:25am On Oct 28, 2023
Let me be generic, my answer is not directed to you but you can pick a word or two from it.

I know it's not easy that when you were young, you saw older people getting married and now you are old, you see younger people getting married.

And you ask yourself, where do I belong?

From my personal experience you might have dated your suppose wife/husband as girlfriend/boyfriend and now those you are now considering as wife/husband are just girlfriend/boyfriend material.

My advice base male at these age are:

Stop looking for beauty, it will fade along the line.
Stop looking at complexion, it hold no merit when going through trials.
Stop looking from ladies in her 20's, they are not ready yet.

Look for someone who have been searching and willing to settle down. Ask me how to identify such and I will tell you.

Note:

Don't go for a liability that want iPhone, human hair, or those that knows the names and prices of all designer bags, clothes and shoe.

Only go for them, if their income can afford it.

For ladies:

Stop looking for a ready made man, who is handsome, rich or a multinational company ceo. Stop looking for ready-made that will take you to Dubai.

Look for a prospect, someone who is striving to make it and when given the opportunity he will conquer the world.

BusinessRe: How Much Is BUA Cement In Your Area? by Govocrete: 1:53pm On Oct 20, 2023
There distributors that have over 50 to 100 trucks at the factory when prices were dropped. They need to take delivery and sell before the new price can reflect.

We all know that Nigerian a quick to adjust price upward when there's imprice increase but very slow in reducing prices when price decrease.
FamilyRe: Between Owning A Car Or House Which Would You Advise Someone In His 20's? by Govocrete: 2:18pm On Oct 18, 2023
1. Car is for mobility
2. House is for security.

You cannot use the price of a house to compare the cost of build but here is the take.

You can purchase a car for your daily movement then buy a land and start building gradually.

You don't need a luxury car
Jobs/VacanciesRe: From USA, is It Real Or Fake (photos) by Govocrete: 12:25pm On Oct 17, 2023
Tell him to decline the offer.
FoodRe: How I Prepared The Alligator I Killed by Govocrete: 5:57pm On Oct 15, 2023
Kestolove:
How do you people manage to eat this stuffs still baffles me
Anything you are fed during your young age, eating it as an adult is just a normal thing like eating chicken.
RomanceRe: Video Of Single Ladies In Wedding Gowns Praying For A Life Partner (pics/video) by Govocrete: 7:06am On Oct 15, 2023
May the master of the universe answer their prayers.

I have come to realise that when seeking for a life partner, expect the unexpected because you can actually miss your true partner if you attached conditions (Tall, long nose, light skin, tribe, etc.) to your search.

It's not easy, when you are young, you see older people get married and now that you are old, you see younger people getting marry and you ask yourself "when will it be my turn".

SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Sentenced To 99 Lashes For Hugging A Woman While Taking Photo by Govocrete: 3:49pm On Oct 13, 2023
What a practice

CareerRe: Woman Loses Her Corporate Job After Revealing How Many People She's Slept With by Govocrete: 8:43am On Oct 11, 2023
VinnyBaba:
How I Wish there was a Device invented, which you can Place on a lady's Veejay
to know how many Guys she has Slept with. shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I would have prefer and antenna that extend from the ears for 5 days after s£x.
FamilyRe: My Son Is Getting Married Without My Approval. by Govocrete: 2:57pm On Oct 07, 2023
Buy him a house, and a new car, then forgive him.

Come to think about it, you did not tell us what happened in the past.
PoliticsRe: LP: No Ticket For Obi In 2027, He Should Go Back To APGA - Apapa-faction by Govocrete: 8:30am On Sep 21, 2023
Obi is already a winning brand. If he register a new party a week before election, he will still win.

The youth will contribute and make sure Obi win again in 2027.
PoliticsRe: Military Invades & Burns Ehime Mbano, Imo Over The Killing Of Officers by Govocrete: 8:25am On Sep 21, 2023
jmoore:
No be only gorilla, na chimpanzee. They should attack the governor na, governor dey wear uniform?
I like your comment.

The agitators should target governor, Senators, house of rep members from the state(s) and not compare their masses to stay at home loosing financially. Why will agitators burn down vehicle, houses etc. of the masses then claimed they are fighting for.

You talked about the soldiers attacking the governor, the governor did not attack any soldier or police.

Agitators should face those in government until they achieve their goal. Agitators should go after officials of government alone both home and away.
PoliticsRe: Military Invades & Burns Ehime Mbano, Imo Over The Killing Of Officers by Govocrete: 7:51am On Sep 21, 2023
jmoore:
We should tell army how to tell the difference between civilian and armed terrorists?
Is the army filled with brainless individuals? Intelligence is the hallmark of military operations.

The Nigerian army is just acting like other terrorist groups.
In gorilla warfare everyone is a suspect since the enermy is not wearing uniform.

If you have follow or have experience war, you will understand what I am talking about.
PoliticsRe: Military Invades & Burns Ehime Mbano, Imo Over The Killing Of Officers by Govocrete: 9:01pm On Sep 20, 2023
All these sympathisers, where you expecting the army to cook rice and celebrate the slaying of their colleagues?

Someone above said, the army should go after the biafra figthers, please tell the army on how to identity the civilian and biafra fighter.

As far as the army is concerned, they are fighting a gorilla warfare, and that makes everyone in the region a suspect.
CrimeRe: Disabled Man Dies As Father, Pastors Attempt To Sell Hunchback ‘mercury’ by Govocrete: 7:49pm On Sep 10, 2023
The story have a K-leg.
CrimeRe: Police Recover First Gas Gun In Nigeria In Lagos, Arrest 66 Criminals by Govocrete: 1:40pm On Sep 03, 2023
This is an ordinary paint gun that is cut to size. I was expecting a special gun. I thought it was gun that can be filled with laughing gas.

This more or less a toy but due to the fear of the men of the underworld, I will remain loyal should I see someone holding this

SportsRe: AFCON Qualifier: Eguavoen To Lead Super Eagles Again by Govocrete: 8:32am On Sep 03, 2023
NFF, thanks for refusing to pay $70,000 (#63,000,000.00) monthly.

Eguavoen can perform better if:

When he is paid the same amount NFF is proposing to the foreign coach, given the same respect, freedom to operate and if his salary is automated from NFF account direct to his account every month.

With these conditions met, Eguavoen will use his wisdom, sweat, blood, prayer, and all the spiritual aides under the earth to perform and deliver.

No body can perform excellently well when he is distracted and not sure of the position of things.

TravelRe: FG To Close Third Mainland Bridge For Emergency Maintenance by Govocrete: 4:54pm On Aug 31, 2023
Which way 4ward,?

CrimeRe: Fruda In Union Bank Nig Plc (main Market Branch Warri Delta State by Govocrete: 9:57pm On Aug 30, 2023
Involve a lawyer
Foreign AffairsRe: Military seizes power in Gabon by Govocrete: 7:06am On Aug 30, 2023
Francophone countries coup are coup against France dominant. They want to break free of France control.

Over to you

CrimeRe: Am Considering Money Ritual by Govocrete: 3:30pm On Aug 29, 2023
To enjoy your money avoid using someone else. You can donate your organ and fingers. Doing that you will have peace of mind and fear of being haunted.

Fool like you, how rich is the people who will prepare the ritual for you?
PoliticsRe: Major General VT Okoro Traces Chief Sergeant Major CSM To Ibadan by Govocrete: 3:08pm On Aug 29, 2023
Commendable gesture.

CrimeRe: Some Jokes To Brighten Up Your Day And Mood by Govocrete: 6:31am On Aug 26, 2023
Make I add just one

PoliticsRe: Panic As Rogue Killer Soldiers Spread Deaths On Lagos Roads by Govocrete: 12:47pm On Aug 24, 2023
Soldier should stop wearing uniform in public. They should be seen in uniform at the primary place of assignment.

This will reduce the atteocity committed in Army uniform.
PoliticsRe: Chibok Girl, Mary Nkeki, To Marry Repentant Terrorist by Govocrete: 6:47pm On Aug 22, 2023
This life is not balance at all. You want to reunite with your captor while you fellow chibok escapee is studying and getting ready to Wed her lover.

See picture before and fine tune your brain.

FamilyRe: When Your Wife Loves Sex And Always Craves For More by Govocrete: 3:17pm On Aug 21, 2023
I am responding because we played in the same Premier league (Badoo).

Back then I realise not everyone on Badoo was a commercial worker, some are there out of boredom. There I met a female manager of AEDC, Bankers, Students, etc.

Through Badoo, I got to know what control a women brain. If you are able to satisfy them in the other room, you are their king. I really enjoyed myself them as they kept calling me always to come back for more.

I was so good that when I am done, they fall at sleep within 30 seconds and the can sleep for hours. All these was without drug.

I have stopped giving full dosage since most ladies will be at a stage of fainting and yet they want it more harder. Na fear of prison make reduce my thrusting, now i force myself to discharge after 15mins..
Foreign AffairsRe: Mali, Burkina Faso Deploy Warplanes In Niger After Fresh ECOWAS Threat by Govocrete: 8:29pm On Aug 19, 2023
The same colonial masters that makes Northerners, Southerner, Weasterner and Easterner not to live in peace want to create enmity within West Africa States.

African have been glamouring for free border trade, single currency etc., what have been the role of these colonial masters to unite Africa.

France should leave Niger alone.

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