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CrimeRe: Woman In Tears As ₦243K Vanishes 20 Minutes After ATM Seizes Card(photos/video) by Govocrete: 7:11am On Feb 10, 2025
Love800:
I don't understand this.
Can you talk more about it?
What are the benefits of this?
Most people have a single account they use for their savings, and this account has a debit card they use at an ATM machine or a POS outlets for withdraw and payment.

I recommend that people create a separate account specifically for ATM and POS transactions. This way, you’ll have two accounts: a main account and an ATM account. Your main account should not have an ATM card attached to it, and it should be used for saving and for funding the ATM account when needed.

By doing this, even if your ATM card is compromised, there will be only a small amount of money in the ATM account, minimizing potential losses.
CrimeRe: Woman In Tears As ₦243K Vanishes 20 Minutes After ATM Seizes Card(photos/video) by Govocrete: 4:34pm On Feb 08, 2025
Let us all learn this lesson.

Setup an only ATM/POS account and from you main account you will fund the ATM/POS account when you need to use ATM/POS.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor and Church Members Publicly Destroy Bibles, Claiming Inaccuracies (Video) by Govocrete: 11:01am On Feb 02, 2025
Just a few questions :

*** How long have he been a pastor?
*** Whats the name of his church?
*** How many members are in his congregation?

Anyone can claim to be a pastor and do otherwise.
TravelRe: I Want To Return Back To Nigeria From UK Permanently by Govocrete: 8:45am On Jan 31, 2025
So after enjoy his life abroad, you want him/her to come and die in Nigeria? Is Nigeriaa burial ground.

He should stay here and die where he/she is and save village the stress.

If he want village people to eat and drink after his/her death, let him send the money for that now he is alive but remain there, die there and be buried there


Namaster:
First of all, you need to realise that depression is like body odour. It'll follow you EVERYWHERE you go.

If you feel so depressed that you're already suicidal, you need to get it treated ASAP.

DON'T let your depression push you into making a life-threatening MISTAKE.

TACKLE your depression in UK.
DON'T make any DRASTIC decision until you've done that.

If you think your life is HARD in UK, Nigeria would make it look like a tutorial.

Returning to Nigeria should NEVER be an option unless you are 83 and waiting to DIE.
PoliticsRe: EFCC, Bidders Disagree Over Car Auction by Govocrete: 7:48am On Jan 30, 2025
Na so all of them be. When customs announce auction, you will be required to register. After registering you will never get a confirmation message nor be able to participate.

Nigeria we hail thee
Science/TechnologyRe: Massive Leatherback Turtle Caught In South-West, Nigeria (Video) by Govocrete: 9:32pm On Jan 18, 2025
He/she swam to the wrong seashore on earth. By now, it would have been watered down the stomach.
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Submits Fake Documents To UK Embassy, Fails To Defend Them(photos/v by Govocrete: 4:31pm On Jan 13, 2025
adioolayi:
Is UK Visa application now in person?...Do they conduct interview?
I tire. Who allowed the Camara and who was videoing
PoliticsRe: Sowore Clashes With Police Along Airport Road (Photos/Video) by Govocrete: 3:57pm On Jan 10, 2025
This group of police officers is stationed from 7 a.m. until an unspecified time. They primarily watch for drivers who take the exit ramp as an entrance to the bridge. If you make this mistake, they will abruptly stop your car and demand a bribe of ₦50,000. However, depending on your bargaining skills, you may be able to settle for as little as ₦5,000.

Urheadmaster:
tongue






When sowore dey America can he see police on the road and tell them to leave the road? if something happens on that road it's the same sowore that will be asking where is the police?
BusinessRe: Phone Booths: Do You Still Remember This Business In Nigeria? (Photos) by Govocrete: 3:43pm On Jan 10, 2025
I remembered buying my Sim card for #27,000
And a V55 Motorolla for #50,000.

I also remembered while answering my call on faithful day, hawker at Wilmer Busstop were shouting "E no dey work, E no dey work".

SportsCoach Eguavon For Ghana by Govocrete(op): 4:13pm On Jan 09, 2025
Ghana Football Association guning for coach Eguavon as the Nigeria National Team has recently appointed Malian coach Eric Chelle.

This move highlights the importance of looking inward for coaching talent within Africa before seeking expertise from outside the continent.

PoliticsRe: National Air Carrier To Be Established Soon by Govocrete: 10:48am On Jan 09, 2025
Another milking cow have just been identified.

PropertiesRe: Is It Wrong For A Landlord To Date His Tenant by Govocrete: 10:03am On Jan 08, 2025
As an alpha male, my advice is to ensure you have a lawyer who handles your rent collection. This will help protect you in case your tenant tries to use your relationship as a reason to not renew their lease.

You can make it clear that the decision about whether they stay or leave is ultimately in the hands of your lawyer, not influenced by personal matters.

PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Army Base In Borno, Kills Soldiers, Burns Vehicles (Photos) by Govocrete: 5:52pm On Jan 07, 2025
I have some very deep hearted questions to ask:

1. Who get a better funding? Boko Haram or the army?

2. Who get a better training? Boko Haram or the army?

3. Who get a better equipmentand fire power? Boko Haram or the army?

I began to think that they army are only trained on how to be wicked to unarmed civilians during the training classes. Or can someone explain to me that the once dreaded Nigeria soldier during the Peace keeping mission in Nigrua and Sudan has now become toothless and clawless bull dog.

PoliticsRe: FGN Investigates Azman Air of Nigeria For Illegal Aircraft Delivery to Iran by Govocrete: 8:59am On Dec 17, 2024
If a passenger plane can be successfully smuggled, it means they have succeeded on several occasions in lift precious metals and californium from the north.

It also raises the possibility that they could also be used to transport weapons and drugs.

The airline should be grounded immediately for investigation. If found guilty, the owner's property should be seized, and they should face prosecution, including serving time in Kuje Prison..

EducationRe: Please Will This Affect Me Later? What Can I Do To Solve It? by Govocrete: 7:22pm On Nov 29, 2024
You will need to act in time and rectify the name placement

A university in USA rejected my admission due to the same mistake. Here is an example of what happened:

Names of Passport:

John Ejiro Doe

While on my certificate was:

Ejiro John Doe

Please do a newspaper advert of Name change and an affidavit from the court. After that contact jamb for a correction. You can do same at the university.

Failure to rectify it now will cause you a lot in the future because, you NIN or other documents will not be accepted along with your certificates.
RomanceRe: The Fastest Way For Your Money To Be Blown Away Is Staying In An Hotel by Govocrete: 1:50pm On Nov 27, 2024
strangest:
Turn your room to hotel...


Buy solar, put Ac.....


That's all
I once told someone, if you're denied Canadian visa in 9ja. Work hard, work smarter and build your Canadian dream here.

I have seen people that are thanking that their visa were denied in the past. Although, it was not easy on them then. I know one who now own a pvc pipe factory, a rice mills and a 96 room hostel.

All from genuine earning. He don't even know how to use msword, so don't think he is a keyboard warrior aka yahoo.

CrimeRe: Man Kills Mum, Sister And Grandma In Quest For Money In Nsukka (pics) by Govocrete: 1:22pm On Nov 27, 2024
Can someone plesse explain to me better.
The assumed confessed killer is being paraded with a burial poster. My questions are:

How did he get the burial poster?
He murdered 4 preson, why only one person is on the poster?
Was he released on the day of the burial just to carry the poster?

I am confused

PoliticsRe: NNPC Shows Off Sample Of Refined Petroleum Product At Port Harcourt Refinery by Govocrete: 4:25pm On Nov 26, 2024
NNPC refineries are not in a Free Trade Zone, they do not need foriegn exchange to buy crude oil and our marketets don't need Dollars to buy NNPC products.

Therefore, the prices of NNPC products should be far cheaper than that of Dangote or imported ones.

NNPC was fast to publish how much Dangote was selling, we want to know how much are the product being sold.
HealthRe: Nigerians Call On NAFDAC To Probe Viral ‘organic Weight Gain Pap’ For Babies by Govocrete: 12:22pm On Nov 26, 2024
Most agencies in Nigeria do not know their work, all they know is to rise to a post of a director, assign themselves the latest SUV with a lead and follow police van.

The market is flooded with expired, adulterated drinks and food.

Tell Nafdac today that they have the right to arrest keyboard warriors (Yahoo workers) they will be in every street and villages working tirelessly like ants.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Army Major General And Escorts Allegedly A§§ault A Man For ‘overtaking by Govocrete: 8:14am On Nov 22, 2024
Somethings need to be put right for Nigeria to move forward. Nigerians in service need to know who are they serving.

The police, military, DSS etc., should know they are serving the people and not lord over the people.

All convoy/escort should know that the roads belongs to every motorist and the lanes are marked properly to control movement of traffic.

I saw an escorts, escorting a private individual block every car from overtaking a landcruiser they were escorting on a 3 lane expressway, they were moving at a 60km/h on a 100km/h highway. This is insane.

There are certain convey for security reasons that should not be overtaken. Like CBN trucks conveying cash, the president and his vice, the governor but not every Tom, Pick and Harry.

Even tout including local government chairman now move around with police escort in convoy.

PoliticsRe: Simon Ekpa Will Be Extradited To Nigeria To Face Charges by Govocrete: 7:47am On Nov 22, 2024
Let me tell you guys the game plan. In his last post, he said Biafra national team is scheduled to plan a football match but the venue was not disclosed. As a freelancer, here is the details:

Biafra vs 9ja prison warder
Venue: Abuja
Match commissioner: DSS
Ref: Nigeria military.
VAR officials: MNK

For the list of players and tickets
........more

PropertiesRe: Agent Refusing To Refund CAUTION FEE by Govocrete: 6:56pm On Nov 20, 2024
Just walk away. I experienced that in Asaba when I was relocating to Lagos. The landlord refuse rorefund my caution fee (#150,000).

I was already in Lagos when I told me staff to move my things, after that I demanded for my refund and the landlord refuse on the ground that the outside wall was stained and there were stain on the pop ceiling due to water leakage which was not my fault.

See the picture of the outside wall, it was a foot print of a stray cat. He said I need to repaint the entire house in and out before he will refund. I just walked away.

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Rwanda: AFCON 2025 Qualifier (1 - 2) On 18th November 2024 by Govocrete: 6:53pm On Nov 18, 2024
Operation punish Libya with the result.
RomanceRe: 30-Year-Old Lady Laments Being Single, Says Men She Loves Aren’t Ready To Settle by Govocrete: 9:08pm On Nov 09, 2024
Na so

BusinessRe: What Happens To All The Unclaimed Failed Transactions In Nigerian Banks by Govocrete: 6:41pm On Nov 08, 2024
Many Nigerians living or dead enrich the bank. My bank deducted #15 from my account for no just cause. The following morning I was at the bank and it was reversed as error.

When my father died, I decided to obtain a court order to check if my Dad had some left over change in his bank account out of curiosity. At the end of the day, I claim an inheritance of #1.5m plus through the court.

My advise to everyone, always find out the why, and the how following lay down rules and you will recover what is rightfully tours.
CrimeRe: Grown Man Caught Stealing 2 Packs Of Indomie In A Mall (Photos) by Govocrete: 6:04pm On Nov 07, 2024
Always mention location because this should be in South Africa and not Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: ₦‎14 Million I Earn Monthly As Senator Not Enough – Orji Kalu by Govocrete: 9:28am On Oct 18, 2024
I expected him to say boldly.

"14m monthly is not enought for me, I am now bothered on how civil servant are surviving on 70k monthly".

But his selfishness will not make him to understand that the masses and civil servant buy goods from the same markets and pay for utility equally.
Car TalkRe: Why Is This Camry So Expensive Now by Govocrete: 12:34pm On Sep 21, 2024
ExpressBooking:
You lied when you said that the cost of clearing any car below 2012 is the same. If you mean to say the same make and model of car, I can agree with you. Otherwise Convince me how a 2011 Toyota Corolla and a 2011 Mercedes E350 or 2011 Lexus ES350 is going to be the same to clear
You were hard, I may have missed some point in my narrative. All you would have done is explain to the masses the points I missed.

I am only trying to point out the reason why a $300 car would cost you only #3 million upon delivery.
Car TalkRe: Why Is This Camry So Expensive Now by Govocrete: 8:08pm On Sep 19, 2024
mmadu4:
I'm surprised as well . in USA this car wouldn't cost more than 300 dollars
Let me explain to you the cost of buying, shipping and clearing. We will use your $300 for the calculation :

Buying $300 = #495,000
Shipping $1,640 =#2,722,500
Clearing: #3,200,000.00

Total: #6,417,500

Whereas you can buy a 2009 camry:

Buying: $3,500 =5,775,000
Shipping $1,640 =#2,722,500
Clearing: #3,200,000.00

The cost of shipping every car are the same, while the cost of clearing any car below 2012 is the same. I used 1$ @ 1,650
HealthRe: Hardship: Man Rescued From Committing Suicide In Ajah Lagos (Photos) by Govocrete: 8:45am On Sep 12, 2024
He is lucky it happened in Nigeria.

If this happened in China, he would be executed
If it happened in North Korea, he will be executed and all his relatives will be jailed.

These days, we don't know cloud chasers because everything is now a skit.
BusinessRe: What I Ordered Vs What I Got: Man Calls Out Jumia Over Wrong Product (Video/pic) by Govocrete: 7:55pm On Sep 10, 2024
Jumia delivered what was advertised on their website—a "Wiredless interview adapter"—and you received exactly what you ordered.

Jumia fulfilled their part of the transaction correctly.

You will go back to jumia website and seach for the mic which the adapter is compatible with then place an order.

Jumia never said a wireless mic rather a wireless mic adapter.

CelebritiesRe: Dave Bautista's New Look Got Fans Talking (Photos) by Govocrete: 7:55am On Sep 10, 2024
He is not sick, he is now a vegetarian.

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