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Celebrities / Re: Banky W And Joke Silver With Aisha Buhari [PICS] by Goyim: 12:21pm On Sep 02, 2016
Damn, banky's beards looks tight
Romance / Re: How To Meet A Girl And Get Her Number Immediately by Goyim: 11:48pm On Sep 01, 2016
Nasa28:


blushing already....

Thanks bro

Blushing for a guy

Beta nu-male spotted

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Politics / Re: Mark Zuckerberg: FFK And Reno Omokri Spar On Facebook Over Comment About Hausa by Goyim: 1:43pm On Sep 01, 2016
obailala:
Jesus Christ!! shocked

Reading through the entire conversation, I'm sure Reno would be extremely shocked and may even lose sleep tonight over the sort of psychopathic being FFK has degenerated to. How does a person like FFK even sleep at night?

Sometimes one begins to just wonder how a person like FFK with all his fine education and exposure degenerated to the sort of psychopathic, hate-filled being he is today; he's obviously sipping from the same polluted chalice as Nnamdi Kanu and his worshippers. Apparently FFK wants to stoke ethnic disaffection in Nigeria based on a simple opinion of a young American Mark Zuckerberg; probably when he asks Nigerians to "think and think," he's soliciting Nigerians to increase ethnic suspicion and hatred cos even Mr Zuckerberg is now conniving with the Hausas to marginalise and undermine southern Nigeria?

I just can't help but wonder how a person with the putrid soul of FFK rose to the levels he attained in life. Lawd hav merci! undecided

I dont see anythig wrong with his reply. He stated facts without caring about anybodies feelings
That is the definition of political Incorrectness at its finest cool

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Phones / Re: 5 Signs That Show Your Android Smartphone/tablet Has Been Infected By Malware by Goyim: 10:33am On Sep 01, 2016
McBrooklyn:



Mtcheeeew! Why not buy an IOS phone for all of us here before you start taking panadol on top another person headache undecided




Even Buhari sef no dey use IOS phone for this him Buharinized Era angry

Hahahaha
Phones / Re: 5 Signs That Show Your Android Smartphone/tablet Has Been Infected By Malware by Goyim: 9:26am On Sep 01, 2016
annnikky:

cheesy cheesy we'll use urs 4 d experiment first grin tnx tho

Lol, you got me. You're welcome though.
Phones / Re: 5 Signs That Show Your Android Smartphone/tablet Has Been Infected By Malware by Goyim: 9:19am On Sep 01, 2016
annnikky:
Gud info buh hw do we deactivate it then undecided

By Microwaving the phone
I think theres an article about this on phonearena :^)

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Phones / Re: 5 Signs That Show Your Android Smartphone/tablet Has Been Infected By Malware by Goyim: 9:15am On Sep 01, 2016
This only applies to Lagdroid phones, not superior iOS.

-2016
-Still using android

I feel bad for you, fam

Romance / Re: Five Things That Are More Gratifying Than Sex. by Goyim: 8:48am On Sep 01, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
grin Dopamine can actually be bought in the market. E g drugs..... Painkillers, weed, cocaine, meth, heroin.... Also food that you like release dopamine in the brain tongue Dopamine is everywhere

I meant you cannot "Literally" buy dopamine in the market, you can only buy drugs that will stimulate your reward pathway to release dopamine which is also why i said you can "Cheat" your brain into releasing dopamine AKA cheating.

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Makes Me Drink His Sperm All The Time by Goyim: 2:15am On Sep 01, 2016
rokiatu:
Why a grown woman will allow any man to control her is beyond me.


If you like be Obama son in fact be Obama himself no dude is controlling me. Never!!


I ain't gonna do what I don't want to do end of discussion.


Am not desperate for love neither am I afraid of loneliness or being alone. Am not gonna depend on any man for my happiness either. Nobody but myself can make myself happy so my existence don't depend on a man or love.


Some women just knows how to take nonsense. God forbid bad things not with me.


From this post alone (third line specifically> i can tell that you get 95percent of your knowledge from nairaland.
And thats not a good thing.
And your fourth line just screams "I've been through hell with men"
Romance / Re: Attention seeking? by Goyim: 2:08am On Sep 01, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:
Your ban fit reach 2030 from wetin I dey look so, enjoy the vacation

[size=40pt] The Mods Are Asleep. [/size]

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Investment / Re: SEC Warns Nigerians Of The Dangers Of MMM, Calls It Fraud by Goyim: 1:37am On Sep 01, 2016
I was asked to come a job interview and also dress smart while coming.
Had to travel and leave my state to go there. I was very exited and prepared.
When i got there a young fellow told me to pay 180k to join one MMM scheme like that.
Tears rolled freely from my eyes when i heard the amount.

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Romance / Re: Five Things That Are More Gratifying Than Sex. by Goyim: 1:09am On Sep 01, 2016
It all boils down to Dopamine ( and to some degree serotonin) Or the reward pathway

Basically dopamine is a chemical/hormone, released in the brain whenever you achieve something meaningful, its more like a reward system to encourage your hard work.
For instance:

Pass your exams - Dopamine
Eat a Good mean - Dopamine
Finally Scored with that chick - Dopamine
Graduate from Uni -Dopamine
Finally get a job - Dopamine
Business moving well - Dopamine.
Yahoo yahoo is paying off - Dopamine

You literally cannot experience happiness without this chemical and the lack of it will cause sadness/depression. It cannot be bought in the market however. But they are certain way you can cheat your brain to release dopamine.

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Romance / Re: Lets Play!! You Have $10m But Can Only Buy One Thing – What Would You Buy? by Goyim: 7:08pm On Aug 31, 2016
I will buy happiness, i don't care what anybody says.
Sports / Re: Iheanacho Overtakes Mikel As Eagles Highest Earner by Goyim: 1:13pm On Aug 31, 2016
Elxandre:
Lol...
Hardly believable, but Nigerians will believe everything.

Which 20 year old is on £85,000 in Europe?

Especially not a starter!

You think £85,000 is impossible for a 20year old in the premier league?
Dont worry, it always seems impossible until it's done - mandela.

You should start believe things you quote.

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Politics / Re: Has Anyone Noticed An Improvement In Power Supply? by Goyim: 6:51pm On Aug 30, 2016
Boss13:
Is there job. Are they suppose to get thanks. Probably the gas companies are supplying gas. Once there is disruption we are back to square one. so no need to get excited

Probably rain is falling thats why the floor isnwet
probably the sun is shining thats why the weather isnhot
probably your heart stopped working thats why you're dead

Cause and effect
Celebrities / Re: Justine Skye Rocks Nigerian Masquerade Design To MTV Awards [PICS] by Goyim: 6:35pm On Aug 30, 2016
computergeek:
What exactly do you think being a celeb is about??

Its about being an object without feelings that people can hurl insults and aggressive critisism at them when ever they feel like
And as a celeb they are just supposed to take it because that is what being a celeb is all about. Am i right?
Webmasters / Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by Goyim: 5:42pm On Aug 30, 2016
So there are still people in this country that use google?
Lol, keep giving your data to CIA, plebs.
Travel / Re: Calabar Electric Light Rail Ready For Inauguration (Photo) by Goyim: 5:36pm On Aug 30, 2016
dukeolumde:
Am proud to say I worked on the project with my team . Feel free to contact me for all ur scaffolding needs.
We are simply the best!!!...08036892360.


See evidence...
Wow, thats some beautiful stuff right there
Celebrities / Re: Gene Wilder Dies At 83 by Goyim: 11:18pm On Aug 29, 2016
Rest in peace wonka

F.

Celebrities / Re: Justine Skye Rocks Nigerian Masquerade Design To MTV Awards [PICS] by Goyim: 11:09pm On Aug 29, 2016
computergeek:
Seriously?? I just mean her outfit na, haba! Didn't I compliment the girl?

You mean after tearing her apart? Sure.
Romance / Re: Cute Nairalander Takes Photos With Davido by Goyim: 10:11pm On Aug 29, 2016
JESUSBOIY:



I bot those boots from italy yesterday

Cool, i would like to bot from you too.
Celebrities / Re: Justine Skye Rocks Nigerian Masquerade Design To MTV Awards [PICS] by Goyim: 9:52pm On Aug 29, 2016
computergeek:
1/10. You failed. This one is trying to copy Miley Cyrus and co. She just looks stupid. This outfit spells ATTENTION SEEKER. But anyway, the girl is very pretty.

Wow, girl on girl hatred no be here
Phones / Re: Ten Places Where You Could Charge Your Phone... by Goyim: 8:17pm On Aug 29, 2016
Checked86:
Third world

What is life like in first world country, for a black man.
Romance / Re: Dilema by Goyim: 8:00pm On Aug 29, 2016
Simple, i will freeze some of my sperm at a sperm bank for later use
Have the vasectomy, defraud the rich lady and elope with my girlfriend.

Its like yahoo plus without any downside. Plus you get to Ice-Cream your GF everyday without worries wink

Wew lad!!! sign me up.

Romance / Re: How To Catch Babe For Nairaland!!! by Goyim: 7:05pm On Aug 29, 2016
Chai, nothing comes easy this days
[size=22pt]10 fûcking Steps?[/size] not one, not two but
[size=24pt]10 Fûcking Steps![/size] i mean
[size=26pt]10 motherfûcking Steps!! [/size] just to get a lady here, i need to follow
[size=40pt]10 fûcking.........[/size]

*cough* *cough*

......Faints.
Romance / Re: God Let Dis Kind Of Guy Pass My Future Wife By. by Goyim: 6:44pm On Aug 29, 2016
frenchwine:
That's not a deek, it's cucumber. Take a look at the base, notice that it peaks instead of curving like a normal deek should curve .
#busted!

good job, sherlock holmes

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Education / Re: 7 Reasons Why Studying Abroad Will Help You Land A Job by Goyim: 1:52pm On Aug 29, 2016
Wingback:
[size=5pt]I considered studying in Australia but...In the end you gotta think "Can you adapt to that culture?"[/size]

You will probably get dissolved by a spider before you even start learning their culture

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