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Romance / Re: Why Did God Create Men To Always Have Urge For Sex Unlike Ladies by Goyim: 8:03pm On Nov 23, 2016
aaronson:
First off, God didn't create you, you a product of dead stars(star dust) after the big bang.

I bet if the same white people tell you that dead star are a product of human residue, Published it and posted it on wikipedia you will also reverse you current stand.

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Crime / Re: Househelp Clones Employer’s Credit Card, Buys N328,000 Goods Online by Goyim: 7:42pm On Nov 23, 2016
RealJaneDoe:
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
real talk ma nigga
Celebrities / Re: Maheeda's Response To A Concerned Fan by Goyim: 12:55pm On Nov 23, 2016
herzernIsHere:

"Almost every qirl went THREW this"

"As you have made some cash from your WEY of life"



Is it a must to qet noticed?

Pathetic to control...The retãrd can't even construct cheap sentences......




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Sports / Re: "Falconets Played Japan Without Underwear" - Brila FM by Goyim: 12:47pm On Nov 23, 2016
herzernIsHere:


And Your point is....??

he has just been looking for a platform to tell the whole world that his girlfriend changes panties twice a day.

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Romance / Re: Prostitutes Set Up A Website To RATE Their Customers Online by Goyim: 6:21pm On Nov 19, 2016
makydebbie:
Lol...end time grin
that site has been online since 2003
Phones / Re: Emefiele Proposes A Tax On Phone Calls Longer Than 3 Minutes by Goyim: 6:02pm On Nov 19, 2016
Blue3k:
Why not cut spending and reduce taxes. These guys want to bleed to citezens dry. It doesn't make sense. Can anyone tell me a service the federal government provides that you're very satisfied with?

read my lips
N-O-T-H-I-N-G!

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Romance / Re: Married Woman & Her Lover Get Stuck In Bed During Sex In Kenya (Pics & Video) by Goyim: 10:22pm On Nov 18, 2016
LastMumu:

Dude, you sound so naive, no offence meant. How many recorded cases of the emboldened have you seen, read, or heard from any credible source? The truth is most of this magun claims are just hearsays, and hearsays most times are fabricated lies exaggerated. _Penis captivus does not need any special abracadabra or medical ingenuity to solve, just wait some few minutes for blood to flow out of the Penis and the muscles in the Vagina relaxes...shikena. Or na babalawo dey separate dogs for una area wey get _penis captivus during sex?


what kind of scientist doesn't know that humans are more important than dogs.
I've been refraining from using degrading words but you black scientis wannabe are the most closed minded bleeps that ever walked this earth. Its no suprise that We are this backward if you were anymore close minded you would be experiencing brain captivitus. No offence.

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Romance / Re: Whats D Scariest Horror Movie U Have Watched by Goyim: 10:09pm On Nov 18, 2016
-Taxidermia (stuck in my head for one month)
-the Atticus institute (don't watch this film alone)
Romance / Re: Married Woman & Her Lover Get Stuck In Bed During Sex In Kenya (Pics & Video) by Goyim: 9:41pm On Nov 18, 2016
LastMumu:


The herbalist did nothing, absolutely nothing. Once the muscle of the vagina relaxes after some minutes and blood flows out if the _penis, it becomes easy for the _penis to ease out of the Vagina. It is only in extreme cases that one of the couple's is anaesthesized before withdrawing the _penis from the vagina.

so i guess it's perfect timing then? It just so happens that every time this situation occurs in the news the couple will always get freed right after they meet who ever placed the charm on them. pretty good coincedenc... Oh wait a min, scientist dont believe in coincedence. or maybe most native doctor just have a very welcoming face that ease every women vagina every time.

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Romance / Re: Married Woman & Her Lover Get Stuck In Bed During Sex In Kenya (Pics & Video) by Goyim: 9:21pm On Nov 18, 2016
LastMumu:

It is called _Penis Captivus and it is a rare medical condition that happens during sex when the muscles of the woman's pelvic floor contracts rhythmically during _orgasm and traps the _penis in it. It happens more frequently in animals than humans (particularly dogs), so there is nothing supernatural about it. There are thousands of recorded cases all across the world, it is only in Africa that all strange things are tagged 'juju'. That to me is the laziest wat of thinking.

Yea yeah penis bla bla captivitus bla. read about it alot. Now explain how the herbalis was able to activate and deactivate this condition at will? oh wait the herbalist was a medical doctor in disguise all this while.
Also tell me, are yot able to activate this condition on your gf willingly?

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Romance / Re: Married Woman & Her Lover Get Stuck In Bed During Sex In Kenya (Pics & Video) by Goyim: 5:03pm On Nov 18, 2016
What say ye bloody atheist? This be fact or folly?
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by Goyim: 1:04pm On Nov 18, 2016
Smallville10:
I shat on my sport shorts in primary 2

somtochukwu, is that you?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Long Awaiting List Is Out. Congrate To The Successful Ones! by Goyim: 9:09am On Nov 18, 2016
Joe171:

is this another meaning for credentials?
cloths are now called credentials... guess that's why they say English evolves daily.
That column was after "following" and not after credentials.
Romance / Re: Naruto Fans Only by Goyim: 6:44pm On Nov 17, 2016
Teempakguy:
really? I think orochimaru is cool. it's kabuto I hate.
I just hate how orochimaru lust after sasuke's body like a subtle peadophile. Thank God for big brother itachi always looking out for sasuke
Romance / Re: Naruto Fans Only by Goyim: 5:43pm On Nov 17, 2016
Favourite character : itachi-sama
Best fight: itachi vs sasuke (very fast paced, less talk, hand signs for days) i fvking love alive itachi non of that reanimation shiit
Character i find Exotic: Hidan
Character i dislike: Orochimaru-dono
Education / Poll: Grizzly Bear Vs Silverback Gorrilla by Goyim: 8:28pm On Nov 04, 2016
Who do you think would win in a face off between this two wild beast?
Bear in mind that the two of them are fighting at 100% HEalth.

Fashion / Re: Yetunde Barnabas Wins Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja Pageant (Photos) by Goyim: 7:59pm On Nov 04, 2016
Why is their make up soo loud? The camera and lightning doesnt blend with their make up
Such poor photography. Sad.

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Crime / Re: Ebonyi Student Beats His School Girlfriend In Abakaliki, Ebonyi (Pics/Video) by Goyim: 4:24pm On Nov 04, 2016
yuzedo:
Absolutely no context to the video to justify the barrage of blind aspersions on the male "antagonist". I'm keen to know why even the female voices in the video were chastising the girl being beaten, accusing her of incessant pugnacity?

Although not a proponent of (unnecessary/unjustified) violence, I believe this particular case based on bystander chatter is simply two lodge-mates of different sexes settling scores. The "victim" probably pushed her "aggressor" to the wall, with the belief that he wouldn't retaliate because she is a woman, alas, she got served delicious, albeit surprising retribution. Judging from the short details gleaned from said video, it appears there is a historical antecedence to her transgressions, unrelated to any romantic affair between both actors.

Men and women, boys and girls, keep your hands to yourselves, and please respect yourselves at all times. Self-respect is the primary catalyst for esteem receipt from peers.

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Crime / Re: Ebonyi Student Beats His School Girlfriend In Abakaliki, Ebonyi (Pics/Video) by Goyim: 4:22pm On Nov 04, 2016
INTROVERT:





You beat me like this when you haven't married me you are dead. Do it after marrying me you will also die in the afterlife after dying here.

Cringe'st statement on nairaland award goes to your post
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Replies A Nigerian Who Supported Him Online. PICS by Goyim: 11:06am On Nov 04, 2016
maslong:


YES we are supporting him because:
POLL : Trump Rated More Honest And
Trustworthy.

https://www.nairaland.com/3445213/poll-trump-rated-more-honest

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-rated-
honest-contest-stays-dead-heat-poll/story?
id=43225421


only Terrorists hate Trump. are U one

There are no honest businessmen.
Thats the only reason why igbo's relate to him.

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Events / Re: Former Prostitute Weds Her Man In Port-Harcourt. Photos by Goyim: 8:25am On Nov 04, 2016
gemale:

Sperm wey fit gv me 100k 4 sperm bank.

Who is to say your sperm is of high quality?
Politics / Re: Breaking Donald Trump Warns Nigerians “if I Win, You Leave” by Goyim: 2:38pm On Nov 03, 2016
nduprincekc:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AjdVOa-Dls

Una don hear


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Is this your first time on foreign politics?
This has been around since january this year.
Its old new pal.

Celebrities / Re: Ten Most Influential Women In Nigeria 2016 - By T.I.N Magazine by Goyim: 2:16pm On Nov 03, 2016
misspicy:
Where is omotola Jalade on that list


I will make that list someday.
Mark this day smiley

Not with the way you frequent sexuality section

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