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Crime / Re: Boko Haram Attack Each Other by Goyim: 8:35pm On Aug 25, 2016
And God said....... "I will send Confusion to the camp of your enemies"
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Man For Duping A Viatnamese Woman Via Love Scam by Goyim: 8:21pm On Aug 25, 2016
Leave him be naa, this present economy is harsh
I'm sure the vietnamiese woman wont mind

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Politics / Re: Reasons Why There Will Be Deadlock In Federal Government & Avengers Negotiations by Goyim: 5:50pm On Aug 25, 2016
-Militants keep bombing pipelines
-Concern Citizens Beg the NDA to halt their actions and negotiate with FG
-Militants agree
-They proceed to list their demand
-Tyrant Adolf Buhari rejects it and tries to use force
-Send in nigerian army to attack innocent ND civilians
-Militants resume bombing
-FG begs NDA to drop their arms and negotiate with them
-Militants agree
-they proceed to list their demand
-Dictator Mohammed idi Amin Bugari Rejects negotiation and tries to use force

........and the cycle continues

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Romance / Condom Problems by Goyim: 12:20pm On Aug 25, 2016
Hi,

This Question Is for matured Audience only. I would like to know if i could get a Non-latex brand of condom in Nigeria
Or any store, even pharmacies. This whole latex condom isn't doing it for me anymore (i know i'm not alone) i just don't enjoy sex with latex.
If you know any non-Latex brand of condom in Nigeria please mention their names.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Goyim: 6:14pm On Aug 23, 2016
Addicted2Women:
This is 2016, lie detector test doesn't work

I can easily alter or control a lie detector test.
The law enforcement knows it, that's why it's not admissive in the court
How can a machine tell when you're lying ?? It works with your heart beat and the brain, once you control your heart beat, breathing and psychological reactions, the machine will hit a dead end

You cannot control your heartbeat. Stop lying.
Politics / Re: Audit Of Ministry Of Niger Delta: Mismanagement Of Fund (INFO-GRAPHICS) by Goyim: 10:05pm On Aug 22, 2016
what do you expect other than 12% work-done? are they not blacks?
the only thing that keeps me up at night is the mystery behind why this continent exist
in the last 500yrs of existence, the Brits have managed to produced great civilizations likewise inventions and managed to maintain a population of 64million (including those that died in both wars)
what great invention has this entire country ever achieved even with an ever growing population of 173million Nigerians and all the black gold we have?
Not even the best economy
not even that good in science and technology
not even good in art and culture
not even good in sports (just look at Olympics)
cant even produce a good president
literally nothing good comes from Nigeria and yet it continues to exist by some miracle
the only thing we are good at is reproduction, fc***ing without any kind of planning before hand. "the building block of every civilization starts from the family" this means nothing to us when we can just churn out babies at will. the population of Nigeria alone is predicted to reach 300million by 2100, how on earth are we going to survive? where are we going to run to if we keep fc****ing up like this

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Fashion / Re: A Nairalander's 5 Weeks Workout Results by Goyim: 3:26pm On Aug 22, 2016
lepasharon:


Any tips for hard gainers sad

Yes

Step1 - Eat alot of Food (carbs, protein and fat)
Step2 - Eat even when you're not hungry (this is more important than step one)
Step3 - Sleep at least 8hours a day (u can do this by going to bed early)
Step4 - Take Multivitamins like Astymin, etc

When you start getting too fat, i'd advise you to cut down on food and start jogging.
I cant really recommend any kind of gym routine for you except Abs work out since you are a female.
So do abs workout to tighten your tommy and keep then flat and Sexy wink

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Fashion / Re: A Nairalander's 5 Weeks Workout Results by Goyim: 2:00pm On Aug 22, 2016
SnakeXenzia:
insults? shocked

issokay wink

If you are going to work out,then work out well,go to the gym but before that pick a routine.
I'm goint to give you my routine because of all the bad words i can see here in this thread
But before that always remember, you need more sleep and more food
Its like this sleep takes 50% while food takes 30% and gym 20%

Now starting from skeleton mode is always better than starting as a fattie obessed mufugga.
Also nutrition is very inportant make rice your best friend as well as beans you also need animal protein (fish, meat etc) because they are best protein
Now this is the routine i use (pics). if you need futher explanation let me know.

Keep lifting, we're all gonna make it brah.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: What If Japan Never Surrendered During WWII? by Goyim: 11:26am On Aug 22, 2016
No country on earth had harnessed the power of atomic bomb as at then only the United State of America through the manhattan project
The japanese knew they where no match for the US after those two bombs where dropped. If japan didn't back down then they wouldn't exist today.
Politics / Re: Breaking: See The War Helicopter That Will Cleanse Niger Delta Of Miscreants by Goyim: 7:21pm On Aug 21, 2016
There is absolutely no need for that as the niger delta avengers have already agreed to a ceasefire talk with the Nigerian Government.
Politics / Re: Question: Which Way Out To Tribal Attacks Here? by Goyim: 2:54pm On Aug 20, 2016
Become a white caucasian master race.
Politics / Re: Meltdown: Return To Farms, FG Urges Public Officers by Goyim: 4:19pm On Aug 16, 2016
topeayan:
Prof is high again.......With cutlass and hoe abi.......Now I understand dat Buhari nd his VP does not wish us well........Your Children in CBN and we in farm........Nonsense


all fingers are not equal and will never be equal. You must play the card that life has dealt you.
Politics / Re: Meltdown: Return To Farms, FG Urges Public Officers by Goyim: 4:15pm On Aug 16, 2016
By 2018 the population of nigeria will probably be around 200million and with more country discovering oil its only a matter of time before the oil market become super saturated. When that happens how on earth are we going to get dollars to feed our ever growing population? We just have to go back to farming before we start experiencing intense famine. Like it or not there was a time when nigeria didnt know anything about oil or what was under the ground how did we survive then? It was through farming.
Romance / Re: by Goyim: 11:33am On Aug 16, 2016
I have evolved beyond the need for sexual desires because I am in control of my basic animal instincts like a true sentient civilized species.
Evil corporations are deceiving you and want you to tie yourself down and get married so you can churn the consumerism economy forward and buy more material possessions you don't need.

That's why the only materials you need is a Rasberry Pi motherboard to hack credit cards and then you can live off the grid. Women will just distract you
Romance / Re: Sexy & Suggestive Photos From Rio Olympics That Have Left Men Drooling by Goyim: 10:48am On Aug 16, 2016
LoveMe4real:
white men have done a lot for white women. Black men? lemme just continue dreaming

What does that have to do with the ladies in this picture?
Are you feeling inferior to them?
Sports / Re: The Great Debate: Usain Bolt Vs. Micheal Phelps by Goyim: 9:41am On Aug 16, 2016
Bolt. He the way he shattered the previous record was and obliterated everyone else on the track was fucking breathtaking.

Also Bolt has the title of being the fastest human ever. The fastest fucking human ever. Imagine having that on your gravestone. He has a legacy any man would kill for.

And then there's the fact that he happened to be born into the name 'Bolt'. Its pure fucking poetry.
Science/Technology / Re: Unsettling Scientific Facts, Theory And Hypotheses by Goyim: 1:02am On Aug 16, 2016
Shiitposter:


You literally cannot prove that and you never will be able to. Heck quantum processes literally are based on chance and are unpredictable so really the only thing that you can prove is that nothing is predetermined and even if it were, chaos theory dictates that arbitrarily complex event become so chaotic that even IF there was a way to literally acquire every single piece of information it would be impossible to calculate the outcome

I really didnt want too spend this much time on one topic, but fuück it, i have free time.

You're probably aware of Laplace's demon. It's fairly easy for an educated person to accept it, because our minds are capable of conceptualizing, if in a very abstract manner, an tracking every atom in the universe. We do this by simplifying the thought to a scale that we can operate in: perhaps you visualize the journey of a single atom through the ages, then form an abstract expanded image from that. It's easy to see all the ways an atom might interact with other atoms if you've studied enough physics. The building blocks of matter are easy to understand.

The human mind isn't. We don't even properly understand what the mind really is. Therefore it's extremely hard to the mind as a clump of if-then sentences. You'd have to account for biological factors, the surrounding physical world, and even immaterial systems like society, which is ultimately composed of the interactions of six billion people. It's impossible.

It's easy to think that the human mind doesn't adhere to the same kind of mechanistic-deterministic principles as those simple atoms in Laplace's articulation just because of that event horizon of complexity. But in that you're proposing that the mind has some intrinsic, special quality that exempts it from the laws and mechanics of the entire rest of the universe. You kinda need proof for that, dog.

The fact that the mind is beyond some threshold of complexity alone doesn't mean shit. That we don't currently possess the means to model all the interactions contributing input to a mind doesn't mean they're not fundamentally computable - even if in practice necessitates an omniscient god-being with infinite computing capacity to do it.

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Science/Technology / Re: Unsettling Scientific Facts, Theory And Hypotheses by Goyim: 12:54am On Aug 16, 2016
Shiitposter:




Just because outside influences can influence your decisions doesn't mean they only happen because of outside influences.
Just as I can choose to change my decision because of your post I can choose to completely ignore your post and stick with my original decision regardless or change it because of deciding to take more time thinking about my plans and coming to a different conclusion by having a longer and deeper thought about it completely independent from anything I've experienced today.

You don't understand. There are nothing but outside influences. Your brain is essentially a very complex difference engine: the only thing it does is process input. It's not capable of producing a truly independent action. Absolutely everything that happens in there is a response to outside stimuli. Those stimuli may not necessarily be based on sensory perceptions of things happening at that very moment. Sometimes those stimuli initiate processees that go on for very long periods of time - possibly for your entire life. Your consciousness is composed of a very large number of such processes.

Your entire life is already pre-determined. Your subjective self is only there for the ride.
Science/Technology / Re: Unsettling Scientific Facts, Theory And Hypotheses by Goyim: 12:34am On Aug 16, 2016
Shiitposter:



How can the planning be subsconscious if I can actively create a list of things I'm going to do? That's not created by outside stimuli or against my control. It's not reactionary.

Also...
A simulation of what? And what exactly would perceive and process that simulation?



The list is created before you are aware of it, as is the decision to pursue one of a range of potential goals.

The decisions are made before you are aware of 'making' them. (Outside influences)

A simulation of what?

A simulation of conscious experience.

And what exactly would perceive and process that simulation?

We do not currently know how consciousness arises.
Science/Technology / Re: Unsettling Scientific Facts, Theory And Hypotheses by Goyim: 12:30am On Aug 16, 2016
Shiitposter:




I'm currently planning how I'll spend the rest of my day. How the Bleep is this an illusion

The planning is being undertaken by what some call the subconscious and then being fed into an internal simulation, which we recognise as consciousness.

How the Bleep is this an illusion?

It’s an illusion insofar as you believe there is a ‘you’ that has a ‘choice’.

You are an organic machine performing computations and running programs/subroutines, which operates on an input-output/stimulus-response basis.

The conscious experience and notion of free will are illusory in that respect.
Science/Technology / Re: Unsettling Scientific Facts, Theory And Hypotheses by Goyim: 12:24am On Aug 16, 2016
Shiitposter:


Why the need for a "consciousness" to explain your own actions?
Your eloboration doesn't really explain why consciousness does what it does.

Also consciousness doesn't just explain your past actions. It's also able to deduce, plan future actions and reflect

why the need for a "consciousness" to explain your own actions?

Why did consciousness evolve?

Well, we do not currently understand how consciousness arises as we do not have a complete neural map of the brain; however, it is not guaranteed that once we do have such a map, that consciousness will be immediately understood.

The technology and data processing techniques pertinent to this field are advancing every year, however.

To indulge in informed surmising, it is possible that consciousness is a spandrel; that is to say, a by-product of other evolved mechanisms.

In this respect, it would be viewed as an emergent property.

also consciousness doesn't just explain your past actions

That is not what the available experimental data indicates.

It's also able to deduce, plan future actions and reflect

Again, this is where the illusion comes into play.

All available evidence indicates that we do no such thing; we merely think that we do.

Essentially, consciousness is an internal simulation and free will is merely an illusion
Science/Technology / Re: Unsettling Scientific Facts, Theory And Hypotheses by Goyim: 12:17am On Aug 16, 2016
Shiitposter:


What do you mean by two conciousness, care to elaborate?


the state or quality of awareness, or, of being aware of an external object or something within oneself.

There's still one 'consciousness'; however, it becomes aware that it is not guiding all of its actions.

It's a structural change that results in increased subjective awareness, relating to how we operate.

We do not make decisions, we simply draw up explanations for the actions after they have already been executed.

This phenomenon allows an individual a subjective insight into the illusion of free will.

Therefore, it is rather creepy.
Science/Technology / Re: Unsettling Scientific Facts, Theory And Hypotheses by Goyim: 12:06am On Aug 16, 2016
Shiitposter:


After watching that video i have to say That's really not how it works unless you're literally a split-brain patient. When your brain hemispheres are able to communicate normally (i.e. the "wire" mentioned in the video isn't severed), they form a collective consciousness, sort of like a two-component hive mind. This is why people who've sustained substantial trauma localised to one hemisphere often undergo personality changes.

Are you really sure? I mean the two consciousnesses can communicate but that doesn't really mean that they are one while connected. The evidence is that in split brain patients the right hemisphere acts as an independent consciousness.
Sure if right brain feels like doing something and communicates it to left brain you know why you're doing a certain thing and are not surprised at your own actions, but it doesn't really change that you have two consciousnesses that receive and proceed information differently.
If the least we can take from this it's that your subconsciousness isn't that much of a "sub" as rather mute and should get a little more credit and consideration when discussing behaviour.

Most people I believe pictute their subconscious as something dormant that doesn't really play an active role, but as split brain patients prove, the subconscious really is capable of doing active decisions
Science/Technology / Re: Unsettling Scientific Facts, Theory And Hypotheses by Goyim: 12:00am On Aug 16, 2016
Slow board, i'll start

The implication that there is a second consciousness inside of you that operates independently [b][/b]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYbgdo8e-8
Science/Technology / Unsettling Scientific Facts, Theory And Hypotheses by Goyim: 11:50pm On Aug 15, 2016
In this thread, we post real scientific facts, theories and hypotheses that you find unsettling, creepy or overall mysterious.

Garbages like chemtrails, HAARP, UFOs certainly not welcome.
Politics / Re: VP Osinbajo Inauguarates 20-man Committee On Nigeria Railway Concession (video) by Goyim: 11:28pm On Aug 15, 2016

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