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Politics / Re: Senator George Sekibo Blows A Whistle At Plenary Session Over Ikoyi Billions by Goyim: 11:05pm On Apr 27, 2017
KwaraRat:


And U Chose NOT to use your brain to ask why the EFCC plus their whistle blower are yet to name the owners of the money.

Afonja

MUST THEY SPELL EVERYTHING OUT FOR YOU, THIRD CLASS CITIZEN. SUB 50 IQ PEOPLE LIKE YOU CAN'T PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER, EXPECTING EVERYTHING TO BE FED DIRECTLY TO YOUR BRAIN.

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Culture / Re: Personal Hygiene In America by Goyim: 12:46pm On Dec 18, 2016
this is a summary of how your brain interprets logic :

"Because my one Nigerian boyfriend doesn't brush his teeth, or go to the dentist
then 170 million Nigerians don't brush their teeth or visit their dentist regularly."

makes you vapid, to be quite honest

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Romance / Re: What Is your most desired sexual feature In The Opposite Sex? by Goyim: 10:29pm On Dec 16, 2016
lezz:


I still think the design of püssy is the greatest engineering and architectural feat ever!

have you tried putting your fingers inside a pu.5.5y? doesn't feel that great, i thing penis is the greatest illusion object ever designed.
yes, i used illusion because pussy only feels good because a dicck is inside it.

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Fashion / Re: How Do I Stop Face Oily Skin Please....help!!! by Goyim: 3:09pm On Nov 28, 2016
Wish i had oily skin. Hate my dry skin.
Romance / Re: Having Long Hair Doesnt Make Me Gay! by Goyim: 2:00pm On Nov 28, 2016
Grow beard to compliment the hair. Otherwise it looks feminine.
Celebrities / Re: Fan To Davido: "You Are Not 24 But 29". Davido Replies by Goyim: 11:33am On Nov 28, 2016
Pieromania:
the fan didn't lie.Davido is nt even 29,he is 30+.
24 na stage age.if Davido is 24 then i am 11yrs

why? Is it because you have not made it?

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Health / Re: The So-called Toilet Infections In Women by Goyim: 8:01pm On Nov 27, 2016
BUSTED!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Clinton Team To Take Part In U.S. State Vote Recount, Trump Blasts Effort by Goyim: 3:01pm On Nov 27, 2016
I'm laughing because this is actually it.
when the recount is done and clinton comes out the winner, what then? the republican are just supposed to say "okay, kindly give it to hillary"
No Fvcking way, there is going to be a small scale war if the recount goes in clinton's favor.
Romance / Re: 4 Habits You Need To Be Successful by Goyim: 10:43am On Nov 27, 2016
RoyWealth:
Read and understand. You might need deir help(in future) smiley

Is it not better to "not hate" them, since you are going to need their help in the future?
Romance / Re: 4 Habits You Need To Be Successful by Goyim: 10:05am On Nov 27, 2016
RoyWealth:
Let me share my principle too
if you must be successful then you've got to hating on others. Because u might need deir help someday smiley

Why would you hate on others if you're going to need their help someday?
doesn't add up.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Kenya : AWCON 2016 (4 - 0) On 26th November 2016 by Goyim: 2:49am On Nov 27, 2016
uncleade:
"So now tell me" doesn't sound well enough either. "So, tell me now"could have been more appropriate.

You mean "would have" been more appropriate?
also, that sounds really terrible, try saying it out loud. lol
Romance / Re: (photo) She Is The Finest Woman In Nigeria Right Now, We Are So Lucky!!!!! by Goyim: 10:02pm On Nov 26, 2016
Beamborla:

I don't subscribe to the black is prettier than white thing. What we need to do is stop using skin color to define beauty.

Let it be judged on how well kept your skin looks be it black or white if skin is going to be involved at all.

Every shade is beautiful.
You know whats up. Both black and white are pretty beautiful it just depends on how well kept the individuals skin is.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Kenya : AWCON 2016 (4 - 0) On 26th November 2016 by Goyim: 9:29pm On Nov 26, 2016
Young03:


sir please
who is your English teacher?
First, there should be a comma after the word "sir", also you should always start your sentence with a capital letter. So now tell me, who is your english teacher?

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Romance / Re: Should I Let Him Have Sex With Me by Goyim: 6:32pm On Nov 26, 2016
lady2lady:


If you allow him to do that .. You won't worth anything again in his eyes!the love will fade away !!! ...trust me!!

You're a virgin like you rightly said !!! Keep It Till Marriage !!! .. Be of a Good value !!! ..

Don't allow him to have sex with you !! If he insists, dump his silly ass !!! ..

If he's asking for sex now,then he's not a good Friend/bf ,whatever!!! ...
A good person will never ask you that !!

Hid to my advice and thank me later!!

Please My dear !! Don't ever change your mind !!
Don't do it .. I beg you ..

Don't mind wah pple are saying here,because they're into it,they want you to join too ...
dump a relationship of 1,460 days because of sex? Very easy for you to say. Seems like you,ve been single forever.

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Romance / Re: I Think I Am Addicted To Being Negative... by Goyim: 11:28am On Nov 26, 2016
i think you should embrace who you are. what is there to be positive about anyways? there really isn't much. i personally enjoy being in the company of of negatively inclined ladies it helps me study life from a different perspective, as a positive person i like to see what life is like from other peoples angle, but look on the plus side, you never have to worry about being disappointed when people fail you because you don't really expect anything worthwhile from anybody.

so just be you and learn to make the best of it. forget the labeling.
Romance / Re: Please Help, I Always Catch Cold Whenever I'm With A Babe, My Voice Shakes by Goyim: 2:47pm On Nov 25, 2016
Dammyomatic:
He is right you never grow up! Or you love lust to the extent that it caused fear!
FtFy

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Romance / Re: What Extreme Opinions Do You Have That Many Don't? by Goyim: 2:44pm On Nov 25, 2016
PunterTim:
I would only get married to a V,the thought of what disvirgined girls have done scares me!

"no hymen no diamond"
Romance / Re: What Extreme Opinions Do You Have That Many Don't? by Goyim: 2:42pm On Nov 25, 2016
Lol you think those are extreme views? How cute (>:
Family / Re: What I Noticed Among Pre-teens And Teens In My Area by Goyim: 1:52pm On Nov 25, 2016
Reeberry:
It is affecting you. It is for people like you.

if it was i would be acting like a mad rabies infected dog right now. But sadly you are the only one acting that way.
Family / Re: What I Noticed Among Pre-teens And Teens In My Area by Goyim: 1:47pm On Nov 25, 2016
Reeberry:
Asslicker, if can get the content of my post. Just shut the fuçk up.
lol'd @ your signature i understand your frustration.

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Family / Re: What I Noticed Among Pre-teens And Teens In My Area by Goyim: 9:30am On Nov 25, 2016
Reeberry:
You don't have sense of humor.

You are talking as if you don't straff. Lie that you are a virgin make thunder fire you.

another example. Completly off point. So because you are straffing that automatically means you should disrespect your elders. See orientation na

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Romance / Re: ederityyyyy by Goyim: 6:35pm On Nov 24, 2016
achinaboy:
you are 26, and i am 40, just take this from me, 99.9 percent of women will do the same as that girl, i mean everything u explain about your situation and hers, the remaining one percent, is out there,but like a jackpot,,sooo, what you need now is money money money,, am not saying that she don't love you anymore, maybe she does love u still,but it requires age and life experience for a lady to treat you better in this kind of situation,goodluk

08 may 2016
i guess this was the period where romanceland had reasonable people in it.
Romance / Re: See Reasons You Don't Need A Curvy Girl With Big Ass by Goyim: 3:22pm On Nov 24, 2016
Towncrier007:

Slim and beautiful like Ireneony I can take a boko bomb for her

ireneony's armpit looks like labia fold, sure she did that on purpose.


what a teaser
Religion / Re: "Man Dies In Coffin After Abuja Pastor Paid Him N500k For Miracle Scam" by Goyim: 3:08pm On Nov 24, 2016
LoJ:

I have lived in Europe most of my life (and I am still there). Religion is bullshit here. I know about eastern and western europe. i have lived in both. They even turn churches to night clubs now grin

I know the meaning of Goyim. I am amazed that a nigerian would designate himself with a jewish (pejorative/negatively connoted) jargon. Would a Jewish call himself "Oyinbo" ? sad

Greetings.
really like how you said nothing about those middle eastern countries there. And i'm also to believe that you have witnessed the conversion of all the churches in east and western europe into clubs. Nice .
Religion / Re: "Man Dies In Coffin After Abuja Pastor Paid Him N500k For Miracle Scam" by Goyim: 8:50am On Nov 24, 2016
LoJ:

Do you know about the european renaissance? Does the "Discourse on the Method" tell you something?

The Europeans had to discard superstition and biased thinking clouded with religious dogma, before they could move forward. Look at any statistical data about the relation between religion and prosperity. it appears very clearly, that exceptions aside, there is a clear inverse relationship between religion and economic development.

BTW are you truly a goyim?

Cheers.

the Europeans didnt discard anything. they still have alot of christainity going on over there.
especially around eastern Europe. even in the west, most republicans are christains and church goers and they are still ranked as the best country in the world
there is no such thing as a clear inverse relationship between religon and economic development. even saudi arabia, quatar, dubia (which practices one of the most hated religion) have a solid economy. even the jewish guys in the middle east practise judiasim which is also a religion and they are progressing. religion does not limit development in anyway. but you wouldn't know that because you have forever vowed to have a narrow minded view on everything religion. Africans problem is caused by Africans, it has absolutely nothing to do with religion.

also a non-jew is called a goy or goyim.

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Religion / Re: "Man Dies In Coffin After Abuja Pastor Paid Him N500k For Miracle Scam" by Goyim: 10:32pm On Nov 23, 2016
LoJ:
Religion is truly holding Africa back. undecided

it has nothing to do with religion, the Europeans brought about Christianity, but they are still light years more advanced than us.

blaming our failure on poor religion is just truly the worst.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Some Human Beings Find Butts Attractive? ??? by Goyim: 9:57pm On Nov 23, 2016
wrong. better question you should be asking is why do humans find beauty in curved objects (like the picture above me)
its simple, it was naturally embedded into our DNA. for instance, if butts didnt have those semi-circle curves
and where just square in shape, do you think anyone will come to appreciate it the way they do now? the ans is obviously NO
how about if women where shaped like squares, tell me if that looks attractive to you. a simple "s" curve is beautiful on its own
i have no idea why this is. artist took advantage of this mathematical flaw in our brain to draw and have cars manufacatured with more curves (using the golden section formular) which is why everyone likes those super fast cars, not because they are fast, but they because they are extremely curvy, each curve carefully designed to appeal to your brain.


now the greeks/old philosophers have been able (to an extent) figure out just how much curve can actually influence a part of our brain that controls emotions.
i suggest you find out more about the "golden section" or "the golden spiral"

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