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Sports / Re: NFF Reacts To Siasia's Resignation: You’re An Ingrate, We Will Expose You by Goyim: 1:38pm On Aug 29, 2016
"a team that should have won gold,
he selected players based on favoritism and he
wants us to celebrate bronze with him;
we are wiser than that."

You are not talking about all the other major Bleep ups we had during the olympic that could not bring us one medal
You're hare tackling the only person that brought us atleast onf medal, even if it was aluminuim i'm okay with it.
You want to win gold when you have the likes of germany and brazil (lol). The NFF's are sore-losers.

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Career / Re: Learn From My Mistake-make Hay While The Sun Shines. by Goyim: 10:17am On Aug 29, 2016
charles009:

At 26, 5 years ago, Just like every other guys dream, I landed this job with a multinational coy. I was blown off the roofs when I saw my pay package, wooow I am indeed a big boy.

Life for me was indeed a bed of all colour of roses, I started living a life, I never had the opportunity to live, I had different woman on my bed numerous times weekly, I became a popular figure in the female hostel of a popular university, I had an extremely expensive perfume collection, My Car was exquisite, Basically I was that B class sort of guy every chick needed.


Early, 2016 I got married to my wife, and she gave me a pretty son. In June 2016, my light slightly dimmed and my coy downsized massively, I was affected, we haven't still gotten any sort of payment yet

When I told my wife, baby I lost the job, she just broke down for like 5mins, looked me in the eyes and said, baby its all gonna be alright. I quickly went away, locked the door and shed tears, a lot quickly running through my minds, my son, my wife, and my family, misused opportunity.

I quickly broke the news to muumy and she visited and brought me 50k with a truck load of consolation, I accepted the money amidst tears.

The Truth is, I look back sometimes, only if I had used the opportunity wisely, nothing stays forever afterall. I have to keep moving, with my heads up refusing to look back.

God finally smiled on me, and I got another job, not with the opportunities of the former but at least I can cater for my two best love.

If you have the opportunity now, use it wisely.

and like my grand father did say, If you want to fall, fall on your back, cos if you can look up, you can get up.

Any update from the girl who always stares at you in the face while you slept?
Romance / Re: A Lupus Survivor Posted Pics Of Her Bf Supporting Her, As She Fights Lupus. by Goyim: 9:37pm On Aug 28, 2016
Yup, thats definately lupus
Start her on 30mg CC.

Now i need someone to break into her house, see what she hiding.

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Romance / Re: WHY Aren't Girls FUNNY?!!! by Goyim: 4:44pm On Aug 28, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
Its my religion too sad tongue grin

Good4u
Romance / Re: WHY Aren't Girls FUNNY?!!! by Goyim: 4:33pm On Aug 28, 2016
CrazyQuinn:
hahaha I'm never impressed with church service in Africa, especially Nigeria It's a big joke grin grin

What you might not know is that God didn't build the churches in Nigeria, humans did
Even though you think pastors of our time are a big joke based on your very little experience, you still had no right to insult God.
No matter the amount of evil you have encountered by people who falsely claim to be spokesmen of God it still doesn't give you enough privilege to talk about God in that manner. We all have free will and humans will always abuse that gift. Even of you're an atheist (which i very much doubt) they don't speak about other peoples religion in that manner. You shouldn't either.
Romance / Re: Dunno I Just Hate Women must read for men by Goyim: 1:53am On Aug 28, 2016
finalboss1:
I am straight, always have been
always will be, but besides sex, I find women a
bit too demanding totally complicated and
totally irrational. Most of the times I do not
find their jokes funny, their humors eludes me
and we just never have the same common
interestst, besides sex , the funny thing is that
there are girls I have dated and when we broke
up, no matter how much i think i liked them,
all I ever missed was the sex with them, no
deep loss was ever felt apart from the
physical side of the relationship. I know this
might make me sound like some sort of
sociopath, but this is exactly how i feel.
Guys on the other hand i joke with, their
humor is more to my liking, the worst are the
women am not even physically attracted to, I
want nothing to do with them cos I think they
have absolutely nothing to offer, conversation
wise or mentally, as I said it is not because
they are dull, I think we are just programmed
differently, without the sex, am just not
interested in what any woman has to say.

Mayb you should date quality women then?
You cant date uneducated teenage girls and come here to complain that every girl is like the one you dated.
Mayb you dont have anything upstairs to offer thats why you attract girls of your kind?
Mayb your just too mich of a chicken to step up your game and date girls with class?

One of those two is your problem.

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Romance / Re: Guys Who Sleep With A Girl And Broadcast It Are Hopeless by Goyim: 7:34pm On Aug 27, 2016
LuvU2:
No thanks i dont want to be ugly
I love being rich and beautiful.

But you're neither of the two
You are not rich and certainly not beautiful because of you where, i see no reason why you should be ashamed to use your own pix.
Probably hustling your next meal. Literally 3seconds on instagram show you're an imposter.

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Romance / Re: Guys Who Sleep With A Girl And Broadcast It Are Hopeless by Goyim: 7:24pm On Aug 27, 2016
Wingback:
This was my ex she broke up with me because "You a fvckboy"


So yeah I am just being a fvckboy when I broadcast her...Forgive me.

On a serious note, I still brag openly if I fvck any girl above 8...Cmon there is a stage in life where all your friends just gather round and boast of all the females they made squirt(Allegedly)...It's a male thing, your fishbrains won't comprehend it.

She looks like a latina, real catch
Politics / Re: Maxwell Chinedu Etoromi's Death: Wrong Medication Killed Stella Oduah's Son by Goyim: 6:54pm On Aug 27, 2016
saaedlee:
Yes


See more photos here

https://ukeyibio..com.ng/2016/08/wrong-medication-killed-my-son-stella.html?m=1

Nice blog, really mobile friendly.
Politics / Re: Maxwell Chinedu Etoromi's Death: Wrong Medication Killed Stella Oduah's Son by Goyim: 6:50pm On Aug 27, 2016
sukkot:
life is cheap if you are on the wrong path but very expensive if you are on the right path. stella oduah is on the wrong path

Explain what you mean
Education / Re: Study These Courses And Save Yourself From Unemployment In Nigeria by Goyim: 11:19am On Aug 27, 2016
duullie88:
Baba forget that tin... without God blessings.. if u like tie bomb for body u still no go blow...

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Romance / Re: A deeper look into the act of masturbation. by Goyim: 10:54am On Aug 27, 2016
Toks2008:




A paradox that has been defined by human ideology.

nearly every man or lady masturbates to get the temptation of fornication off their minds.

The paradox i'm talking about is wether or not masturbation is a sin.
Romance / Re: A deeper look into the act of masturbation. by Goyim: 10:48am On Aug 27, 2016
Toks2008:
The most annoying thing is that i can bet my balls on it that all the guys who commented against this piece are so guilty of masturbation and most likely fornication.

One of the worst sins in life is hypocrisy and GOD hates hypocrites. It is also very sickening that many people these days are very very shallow minded,zombie like in mentality and they lack the dexterity to discuss matters intelligently.

You tell someone not to go there and the person asked why and you say just don't go there then you must either be dumb orhave something you are hiding.

I want every pastor calling self servicing as an act a sin to come on board and make me understand why it is.

Too sad lalasticlala sometimes usually get biased to put factual threads on frontpage so that people can discuss.



I think if a person just discovers masturbation they could get addicted ( addiction of any kind is a sin) like every other pleasurable activity (weed, drinking etc)

But a person who can control it, say once a week or month (self control) then it is not a sin.
I really don't know. This amount of data which emanates from this subject is always inconclusive.
Mayb its one of those paradox we're don't yet understand.

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Rain Beat Osinbajo In Delta Today by Goyim: 9:46pm On Aug 26, 2016
But this is not news, what happened to journalism in nigeria?
Politics / Re: What President Buhari Does Every Morning by Goyim: 6:40pm On Aug 26, 2016
So are you saying Buhari is just a child trapped inside a very old man's body?

That mean we're finished.
Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africa Population Balloons To 55.91 Million by Goyim: 6:30pm On Aug 26, 2016
Not even up to half the population of Nigeria

Gosh, nigerians need to stop breeding, literally the worst country in the world. Everybody forcing you to get married and have kids like they are going to feed and take care of them.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Protest In Harare Zimbabwe by Goyim: 6:25pm On Aug 26, 2016
Its still not enough to bring down a dictator.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Leaves Nigeria For Kenya by Goyim: 4:56pm On Aug 26, 2016
He carries a newspaper instead of an Ipad

this is how you know our president is not ready for the advancement in technology

We are going back to the stone age with this guy.

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Family / Re: Life Is Like A Millionaire by Goyim: 4:38pm On Aug 26, 2016
From start, grandmother was in luck. She led the game most of the time. Non-stop buying 'houses', buying "streets" and building the property of her dreams whenever she had a chance. Holding big wads of banknotes in hands that she freely spent as she liked. She was challenging him as well and dragged him into debts yet she was building her own Kingdom successfully in the game and he was the loser and even ended up in Jail twice.

I had a good laugh here.
Family / Re: Life Is Like A Millionaire by Goyim: 4:35pm On Aug 26, 2016
Importexpert guy, why do alot of people hate you around this corner of nairaland? (Romance section included)
Anytime i open a thread, people accuse you of viewing the thread (like its a bad thing) even though i've never actually seen you view a thread?
Is it that this people literally have no life and are always in a hurry to open every single new thread or is this all a new dank meme on nairaland?
Health / Re: 11 Factors That Can Destroy Male Fertility by Goyim: 4:02pm On Aug 26, 2016
Lol,staggering illiteracy

Business / Re: Communications Tax: 25% Of Licensed Operators To Shut Down by Goyim: 3:32pm On Aug 26, 2016
Keep multi-Taxing everyone and everything till Nigeria shuts down completely

Imbeciles.

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Career / Re: Bar Final/ Law School Pls Help by Goyim: 1:45pm On Aug 26, 2016
Everything in Nigeria is going downhill. Just look at how a potential lawyer is typing, in ebonics for that matter.
Where did everything go so wrong in this country

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Warning: Don't Attend An Interview Without Seeing This! by Goyim: 12:33pm On Aug 26, 2016
Jidibia:

U know how many people wey want that sweeping job?

If you need connection to get it, then alot of people must want it.
Celebrities / Re: I Hate Being A Celebrity: Frank Edoho Cries Out.(photos) by Goyim: 10:30am On Aug 26, 2016
"I hate Money
But i like being rich." Thats what frank sound like

Which i think is a very stupid thing.
Science/Technology / Re: Quantum Eraser Shenanigans by Goyim: 11:09pm On Aug 25, 2016
Yes.
The retrocausal account, when done properly, is a perfectly valid interpretation. It certainly isn't true that any of these experiments prove retrocausality is what is actually taking place, but even if you don't think retrocausality is real, using it can help simplify problems.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Warning: Don't Attend An Interview Without Seeing This! by Goyim: 10:25pm On Aug 25, 2016
Pascalville:
Quick maths... If everyone who attends the interview thank the employer... Who then get the job... As for me if everyone thank the interviewer... I would not then maybe he would find me who didnt thank him and hand me the job... grin grin grin... Never follow the crowd... Most of what u just wrote doesnt work.... Nigeria is full of connect.. The person sweeping the national assembly... Na connect. grin

This post made me depressed, so even to sweep floor u need connection

Chai

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Crime / TRAGEDY: As Imo Poly Student Dies In Fire Incident by Goyim: 9:02pm On Aug 25, 2016
Two graduating students of Imo State Polytechnic, Umuagwo in Ohaji/Egbema local government area of the state, were reportedly burnt to death Wednesday.


Gov Rochas Okorocha
Vanguard gathered that the unfortunate students, whose names could not be ascertained at press time, had completed their Higher National Diploma, HND, examination and were looking forward to going for the mandatory National Youth Service Corps, NYSC, before tragedy struck.

Another version of the story surrounding their death was linked to armed robbery attack.

“There was an armed robbery attack in the hostel of the deceased students. Unknown armed hoodlums stormed the hostel Wednesday night and robbed the inmates”, a student told Vanguard.

Continuing, the badly shaken student recounted that after robbing the inmates of their valuables at gunpoint, the two unfortunate students were tied in their room and set ablaze by the hoodlums.

“We were told that the two students were equally robbed, tied in their room and set ablaze by the rampaging armed men, before fleeing the scene”, the student said.

Meanwhile, the Public Relations Officer, PRO, of the institution, Mr. Darlington Oparaocha, has confirmed the incident to newsmen.

“It is true that two of our students have been reported dead. The incident occurred in a hostel close to the school”, Oparaocha said.

According to the PRO, the deceased students who just concluded their HND programme, may have met their death after a yet-to-be identified incident.

Answering another question, the PRO said the school management was yet to ascertain if the students died because of cult related activities or armed robbery.

“We can’t say definitively if they died of cult related activities or sheer armed robbery. Their bodies have been deposited in a nearby morgue”, the PRO said.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/08/tragedy-as-imo-poly-students-die-in-mysterious-fire-incident/
Crime / Re: Kill One Christian And Government Will Kill Four Muslims”…says Kenya Government by Goyim: 8:53pm On Aug 25, 2016
Perharps kenya will be the first country to start the deus Vult (war against muslim)

Crime / Re: N2million BET9JA Winner Dies In Calabar by Goyim: 8:45pm On Aug 25, 2016
ediama:
Today I have increase in knowledge. To be more fearful of people around me in moments of joy. I think people of the world who openly wish us well do actually love to see us suffer or below them.

Sometimes I feel God is protecting us by limiting our success at a particular time or place. If u prosper in a wrong environment ur life may be in danger.

Now I understsnd why God ask Abraham to move away from his people. Fear umu-uwa.

Rest in peace to the dead.


WISDOM, I've read this post like 20times
And each time it makes more sense than the last. You should be a philosopher.
Crime / Re: Real Cost of Permit and Lock-up Shop by Goyim: 8:40pm On Aug 25, 2016
Why don't you start by giving your thread a better name?

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