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Politics / Re: Improve The Living Condition In The Niger Delta - U.S. Envoy Urges FG by Goyim: 11:46pm On Sep 07, 2016
andyboi4real:
I Don't Blame Nigerians That Voted For Change,i Only Wished They Asked Which "Change"(positive Or Negative) Before Voting.

Try to be original, we"ve all seen this comment more than 40times in the last few weeks

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Romance / Re: Tired Of Life, Want To End It Anytime Soon by Goyim: 9:38pm On Sep 07, 2016
Jarizod:


Listen carefully.. [b]Ending your Life dosent make the pain and suffering go away..its actually just the beginning of your sufferings..
Try to list out the things that make u sad and depressed.. Try to avoid them..See a psychiatrist also or talk to someone that can help
[/b]

So when you're dead, you still feel pain and suffering? Hmmm
Really makes you think.
Romance / Re: When You Look Good As A Guy Is This Part Of The Effect? by Goyim: 9:30pm On Sep 07, 2016
Yes, people that are good looking have it easy in life
They are likely to get other people to do whatever they like just based on their looks
Remember we humans are soo faulty we judge first based on appearance

Just like if a very good looking girl approaches you and ask for a favor you will succumb, easy.
Romance / Re: Man Uses Mathematical Principles To prove That WOMEN=PROBLEM (pic) by Goyim: 8:11pm On Sep 07, 2016
He copied this from some internet meme that has been around for a Long time

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Politics / Re: Food Stuffs And Livestocks From Nigeria Had Stormed The Regional Markets! by Goyim: 7:59pm On Sep 07, 2016
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Thanks for your assistance

-Apc Govt.
Politics / Re: “I Will Burn The Nigerian Passport!” By: Ogbo Awoke Ogbo by Goyim: 8:21am On Sep 07, 2016
sparkleboy:
Southerners should work together to dominate not write letters, Action!!!!

Let them keep writing, until there is no one left in nigeria to receive that letter

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Politics / Re: Man Gets Curse Of His Life After Saying 1 Litre Of Petrol Is Equivalent To N540 by Goyim: 7:55am On Sep 07, 2016
Maybe if our past and present leaders where competent enough one british pound would not be equal to 540
Politics / Re: List Of World Oil Rich Countries Facing Recession Now by Goyim: 7:50am On Sep 07, 2016
Canada's recession can best be compared to when Nigeria was having an Oil boom economy.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Exports Grow By 63% To N1.873trn In Q2 - NBS by Goyim: 7:44am On Sep 07, 2016
Kyase:
Gradually we're becoming an exporting country.

kahal29:

It, however, pointed out that the structure of the export trade is still dominated by crude oil exports, which contributed N1.493 trillion or 79.7 per cent to the value of total domestic export trade in 2016.

What the hell are you talking about
We're still exporting only crude oil

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Investment / Re: SEC Warns Nigerians Of The Dangers Of MMM, Calls It Fraud by Goyim: 10:21am On Sep 05, 2016
professorgome:


That is not true. No one forces you to join MMM. Stop spreading falsified rumors. MMM is real. Its just that there are some bad eggs trying to spoil it. But they will not succeed. Together we change the world.

So you run all the MMM business in the world? And you know what each and everyone of then is doing to get customers?
I think the correct word you should have used was "Tricked" no one forced me to do anythint, i dont know where you got that from.
Romance / Re: Naija Olosho Girls In Babcock University Twerking Video by Goyim: 9:28am On Sep 05, 2016
They look like they are having fun
Plus too much restrictions in that school, gotta make the best if it.
Career / Re: Employers Stop Frustrating Us!!! Cry Of A Nigerian Youth. by Goyim: 7:01pm On Sep 04, 2016
ujuvals:
I really want to scream but ofcourse everyone seems to be in the same situation,who will console the other.The economic situation of Nigeria at the moment is really pitiable.We as the citizens have been holding on and managing,praying it gets better but it only seem to get worse.I am writing because I have come to realize that some sectors are abusing this untold hardship in the country and using it as an avenue to greatly enrich themselves.In as much as we understand that there are no jobs in Nigeria,many unemployed yet qualified graduates are roaming the street,the few ones working now are been taken for granted,used and given peanuts at the end of the day with reason been that the company cannot afford a good pay due to the economic situation.I am trying to understand how this fits in to some people.There are companies that are making massive profits despite this economic recession yet they are still slashing salaries,I can't help but to ask where does the profit realised at the end of the day go to?A typical example is Zenith bank which we read slashed workers salaries,to be realistic if a bank as big as zenith can slash despite its massive profit margin wat will the other small companies that barely make enough pay their staffers.I want to share an experience I had few days ago,I went for an interview and after that,I was called to say I did averagely ok but they would want me to work in a bigger position as the Head of Administration.I was delighted,we talked at length and I was told my work days were Mondays to saturday,with 8-7pm work time for a salary if 25,000naira.I am a graduate,I don't seem to understand why the pay has to be so poor,thereby making the job seem like slavery.I want to give my best,I want to add value,I want to be supportive to this firm but I am not motivated by the pay.I can't be working yet be hungry,worse still as head of admin for 25,000.Please Employers I want to appeal to you all to have a conscience.Its very unfair to want someone to do so much yet get paid with little or nothing.The Economy is bad at the moment which we all know but don't use that as a yardstick to frustrate your workers because we also buy things from the market and function too.I also want to plead with the present Administration to please comeup with ways to help the Nigerian Youths.Many of us are willing to work but no jobs,while we also want to be self employed yet still no capital to start even at the smallest level.To all those Employers of labour still treating their staffers nice,I want to commend you and pray that you won't have any reason to fold up.Thank you.Please pardon any grammatical error,I am open to correction.

Have you ever heard of paragraphs or line spacing?
Romance / Re: Someone I Called Idiot Turned My Crush, I Can Not Control Myself Anymore by Goyim: 6:50pm On Sep 04, 2016
mojisolasun:
do you really have to say that? what concerns you?

I couldnt read past where you said your ex was better than him academically
I think you should be hanged for judging someone soo quickly, literally faster than the speed of light.
Why are you not ashmed of yourself? Soo many things i want to pour out on you, but ultimately i'd say dont give him any envelope
Just wait till they ask for money. I'm surprised people like you exist though.

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Romance / Re: Do you Believe In Love? by Goyim: 2:36pm On Sep 04, 2016
Toks2008:


Thanks, i'm vindicated with your answer.

No, you're not,
Romance / Re: Do you Believe In Love? by Goyim: 2:15pm On Sep 04, 2016
Toks2008:


My opinion, your opinion, kofaja

But please answer this question in all sincerity,

Do you have what you look out for in a prospective partner or can you just close your eyes and marry anyone regardless of who or what he or she is?

Toks2008:


My opinion, your opinion, kofaja

But please answer this question in all sincerity,

Do you have what you look out for in a prospective partner or you can just close your eyes and marry anyone regardless of who or what he or she is?

Do you have what you look out for in a prospective partner or you can just close your eyes and marry anyone regardless of who or what he or she is?

Lol, you've gotta be kidding me, people have married even worse (knowingly) and yes i will marry a drug addict i love with the believe that i can make her a better person.
Don't act like you understand love and then proceed to use God to explain the fact that while he can love us, we humans cant love another
The same God you claim to love us gave us the commandment to love our neighbor as ourself can you explain why a God who you claimed to love us will give us this kind of commandment if he didn't think it was possible. Perhaps you've succeeded in giving him the title of being the ultimate troll

And for your second question.
do you have what you look out for in a prospective partner

Yes i do.

can you just close your eyes and marry anyone regardless of who or what he or she is
If that were possible then i could probably marry a broom cause that right there is the most ridiculous question i've read thats why i wanted to answer it separately lol.

Know this: We never ever see the world as it is, but as we are.

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Romance / Re: Do you Believe In Love? by Goyim: 1:29pm On Sep 04, 2016
Toks2008:
I strongly believe that real and unconditional love only exist from God to man but anyone who believes in human love is a big dummy.

Human love is a charade, a facade and a chase after the wind which is based on a selfish condition and if the condition is no longer there, love fades and tolerance sets in with an eventual crash.


[b]But when this selfish condition is still present in that other person, we usually use the so called dumb words "I LOVE YOU", "PROMISE YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE ME", "I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU", "WILL YOU MARRY ME", "YES I DO TILL DEATH..."

Let's cut the chase and face facts, human relationship is basically an exchange of obligation,a pure trade by barter. We will likely hear those vague words "I love you" from someone who actually desires you because of your sexual features,money,cuteness,fear of God, future prospect,moral standards, fame and so on and God help you that those reasons remain else you are a past tense or a mere partner that will be tolerated maybe because the other party is no longer at a vantage point to dump you and both of you will now become a good sample couple of real love...Taarh!

So when next you hear a man ask you "will you marry me or can we start dating?" or a lady agrees to be your date or wife,rather than getting overly excited, just take a deep breath and ponder over why he or she agreed to be yours so that you can always keep that condition running to avoid heart ache.[/b]


So my humble advice to people out there looking for true love or someone who will love them for real is to stop chasing shadows and be with someone who catches their fancy and keep the condition of the "attraction" alive or continue to wait for real love until Mongo park discovers them.

I have deep things to write concerning this but on a second thought i have decided to hold back and throw this open for discussion as the title is self explicit.

So let's hear from you if you believe in this 4 letter scam called L O V E,

Over to you all.

This is the saddest most pseudo-intellectual bullshit i have ever read. I bet you think you've got it all figured out. But you are far from the "truth" (notice how i wrote that" ) you're not a realist because even a realist know that reality is very subjective, its never the same for ever one.

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Politics / Re: 61 Priests Bury Stella Oduah's Son... (Pics) by Goyim: 1:11pm On Sep 04, 2016
klassykute:
61 priest?.. hw many bury Elijah,Moses even JESUS..?

This kind of people give Christianity a bad name
Just because they are famous, not even as famous as jesus was
He didn't even pass through the same suffering jesus did
But for some reason 61priest want to bury him, as if that will guarantee him a place in heaven.
Celebrities / Re: With These Photos Of Joselyn Dumas We Can Tell Toolz To Step Aside by Goyim: 10:33am On Sep 04, 2016
IamNawty:
..and to think that she was once fat.. Like eniola badmus. If u think am lying Google it and thank me later

You look very african. I dont even know if that statement is correct but thats the only way i could put it

But damn you're 100% african, none of that western style bullshiit.
Politics / Re: Seven Of Buhari's Actions That Led Nigeria Into Recession by Goyim: 10:18am On Sep 04, 2016
ba7man:
From $120/100 per barrel at 2. 2 million bpd production rate.......... down to $28/36 per barrel at 1. 4 million bpd production rate....... in a country that crude oil makes up 90% of its income.

....... And some people think things should remain the same??

Jokers, they have no idea what the nation is going through.

So knowing that 90% wealth comes from a very volatile region, can you say with all honesty that the old man handled the crisis in that region superbly? I'm not saying buhari should submit, but being the father of 180million people do you think he made the right decision?

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Politics / Re: Seven Of Buhari's Actions That Led Nigeria Into Recession by Goyim: 10:09am On Sep 04, 2016
Bubewilson:
this recession will last more than a year...... Things are not getting better till the 2nd quarter of 2018.

Well according to that graph things could turn around pretty soon if the old man decides to make tough choices.
Any idea what those tough choice maybe?

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Politics / Re: Seven Of Buhari's Actions That Led Nigeria Into Recession by Goyim: 10:05am On Sep 04, 2016
ikarm17:
And oh yea, winning.

I want to see how many likes GEJ zombies will give me for this post.

Have y'all forgotten that almost all oil producing countries are undergoing the same thing Nigeria is going through?

Or for the fact that ND militants and their slavish supporters keeps bombing oil pipelines.

Why do you think like this? People with your mind set will never succeed anywhere on this planet because of how you think
I say this because when you wake up and look around you only to see that your friends are not doing well in life you will also use that as an excuse not to do well in life and blame whatever your friends are blaming.

It doesn't matter what other countries are going through, God did not create us the same, we definitely have things that other countries don't have, don't be relaxed because other countries with oil are suffering so we must also suffer. What is the point of having brains then? What is the point of learning? If you can't use what other people suffer to put yourself in the right direction by not making the same mistakes other countries made. This mentality is bad.

You must not suffer because other people are suffering, you're not linked to anybody but God.
Politics / Re: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by Goyim: 11:15pm On Sep 03, 2016
CecyAdrian:
FFK always behaves like an overgrown 'tata' who called him in this matter now, so both countries can not play small again? Did their president or government official both past and present insult Nigeria?

Baby papa, na small children play dey sweet am. Always trying to stir up trouble when there is none.

Lol @overgrown tata
FFk is just like donald trump, peace is an alien concept to him.

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Politics / Re: Banning Of Importation Of Goods Totally Have An Effect Toward The Growth Of The by Goyim: 11:05pm On Sep 03, 2016
mikolo80:
who crying epp
Enter farm my friend

I'm very busy with vigilante business

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Politics / Re: Nigerians As Hypocrites.............. by Goyim: 7:06pm On Sep 03, 2016
tuniski:

U see yourself little wonder u are a zombie! So to u there is any governor in nigeria better than dangote abi? U need a brain reset!

What are you even typing you illiterate piece of shiit. Consider killing yourself this night
You will be doing the world a great service
Politics / Re: Nigerians As Hypocrites.............. by Goyim: 6:39pm On Sep 03, 2016
tuniski:

Jargon! Late Steve Jobs always wear jeans and sweat shirts like uniform to anywhere. What does clothe has to do with the human quality?
See osibanjo and buhari well dressed but Leading nigeria to depression while zuckerberg is worth more than our oil dependent 2016 budget!

Lol, nobody can be this stupid.
Steve jobs wasn't a governor, Steve jobs doesn't present budget to state assembly
Name one american governor that will wear casual to a budget presentation so i can delete my post.
Its like Nigerians are in-charge of misunderstanding every single fûcking thing on this planet
Politics / Re: Banning Of Importation Of Goods Totally Have An Effect Toward The Growth Of The by Goyim: 6:27pm On Sep 03, 2016
Naimolawale:



Thats just one state in a country where the state looks after is own people

Man, why did you put this in my head
There are some kind knowledge i wish i could remove from my brain
Its just too impressive compared to the hell i'm living in
Politics / Re: Banning Of Importation Of Goods Totally Have An Effect Toward The Growth Of The by Goyim: 6:21pm On Sep 03, 2016
Naimolawale:
California is the 6th largest economy in the world. It's economy is larger than that of France or Brazil. The little problem is that California is not a country. It is a State in the United States of America. It has little offshore oil, yet its economy is larger than States in the US that are famous for their oil reserves, like Texas. California generates much of its revenue from non-oil products. It found a way to absorb and domesticate much of the intellectual output from its premier university, Stanford University, into saleable products within its economy.

As a matter of fact, much of California's economy is built around Stanford University. So with this, Silicon valley developed. I'm sure you've heard of Silicon Valley at least once in your life. Now with Silicon Valley came companies like Apple, eBay, Cisco, Lockheed, Hewlett Packard (HP), Google, Netflix, Facebook, Oracle, Tesla...and the list goes on and on ad infinitum.These are multibillion-dollar companies. The yearly budget of any one of these companies might be larger than the entire yearly budget of, say for example, Akwa Ibom State. I'm taking about companies that are richer than countries. They are all in California. But that is just in the technology industry where the technologies and inventions spewing out of Stanford are caught midair and converted to money spinning enterprises.

But there is also the entertainment industry in California. Yes, Hollywood is in California. The US movies industry contributes about $504Billion to USA's GDP. Hollywood, as you know, contributes over 70% of that figure. Most iconic movie studios are in Hollywood. As a matter of fact, the "Big Eight" consisting of 20th Century Fox, Columbia Pictures, MGM (Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer), Paramount Pictures, RKO Radio Pictures, United Artists, Universal Studios and Warner Bros are, or were, all in Hollywood. These again, are multi-billion dollar companies generating revenue for California.

Despite the above, California also thrives on agriculture. As at 2014, California had nothing less than 77,000 farms and ranches raking in about $55Billion in revenue yearly. It produces over 400 agricultural commodities, a large chunk of which it exports. It is the leader in producing exotic fruits in America. Its wine industry is unique. California wine is drunk with relish the world over. I used to drink some too.

This is just one State in America. You see, California actually had a choice of sitting back and striving to get a piece of the revenue generated from Texas' oil. It could have depended solely on Federal allocation to survive so that every month end, it will send its Commissioner of Finance to Washington DC to receive monthly allocation so that it can barely pay salaries of its workers and nothing more. Then San Francisco would resemble Ajegunle in Lagos. And there certainly would not be those beautiful sights and sounds that make California what it is today. But No, not California. Not America. California gives to the center and, because of its wealth, despises the idea of depending on it for survival. The Federal Government actually needs California to survive, not the other way round.

You see, America is structured in such a way that States must look inwards to exploit their wealth for the good of its citizens. There is no free lunch for the lazy States. There certainly is no commonwealth. But there is your wealth, if you can create it. Under American Federalism, you are the captain of your ship. But again, you are also the waves upon which the ship will sail. That is America. The local government, the government closest to the grassroot, is deliberately made the strongest level of government. Items like Variances (adaptation of state law to local conditions,) Public works (yes, public works!!), Contracts for public works, Licensing of public accommodations, Assessable improvements, Basic public services are all left for local county governments to handle. The State handles weightier m

Knowing that a state like this exist makes me want to cry my eyes out

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Which Evil Dictator Killed The Most People? by Goyim: 2:45pm On Sep 03, 2016
That feeling when Mao Mao killed 78 million people and nobody really talks about it
But gowon killed 1.1million people and we will never hear word about it.

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Science/Technology / Re: Between Albert Einstein And Thomas Edison Who Contributed More To The World? by Goyim: 10:29am On Sep 03, 2016
pepigeorge:
That Albert Einstein formula
E = mc^2....
and his uncertainty theory

Brother nor compare o...... them nor be mate

Wen Arico femi the man who harness the atomic energy was been given Nobel prize.... he said he is number2 but number 1 is Albert Einstein. .

Who b rat Thomas Edison..... he nor every get level reach Faraday

Einstein wasnt the first to postulate that energy was equal to mass multiplied by the speed of light constant suqared.
He only simplified an already existing formulae.
Science/Technology / Re: Between Albert Einstein And Thomas Edison Who Contributed More To The World? by Goyim: 10:24am On Sep 03, 2016
tdayof:

-His one of the spookiest theory about Quantum Entanglement was later proved to be correct, which might (repeat, might) provide an insight on the development of technology for teleportation.

Your post was making sense (even though it was written out of great sentimentality) until i read that quote up there. Which is not what Q.entanglement stands for, but W/E.

Also Edison was a great man, despite his attitude he revolutionized technology during his own time when theories about physics where scares and also he applied most of the theory into practice, he was practically an inventor/businessman,that last bit must have made him what he was ( arrogant) but never the less no one can dispute that if there was an Edison of this era he will probably try to put together alot of theories in other to invent revolutionary device.

Edison was not a scientist like Albert.E but he did make the most of what he had and i don't even know why dumbass Op will compare the two of them in the first place. Its like comparing an engineer with a business man. It will be fair to compare a scientist to another scientist because to me Thomas edison was more ahead of Albert.E in terms of invention while Albert was greater than Edison in terms of theories,

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Politics / Re: Zuckerberg Presents Facebook Drone To Buhari (photos) by Goyim: 3:02pm On Sep 02, 2016
naijaboiy:

I'm sure the government secretly called him to come back following Reno omokri's shade.

I'm pretty sure you cant tell a billionaire to come back to your country just because two over grown babies were writting tribalistic, red-pilled, political incorrect letters to themselves..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Aso Villa Demo Day 2016: Pictures by Goyim: 1:37pm On Sep 02, 2016
FowlYansh:
...this government have no direction where it going
i does not even knows why i thumb printed for the government sad


Instead of them to invest on Education they are busy doings meeting upon meetings without no head result undecided

[size=35pt]ANYBODY THAT QUOTE ME, I WILL DRAW THE BATTLE LIFE BETWEEN ME AND THAT PERSON [/size]

Its called "Battle-Line" Dammit.

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