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magni101:
This thread is simply hilarious
I've never laughed so hard. �

You can say that again! Honestly, this kingsatan is a clown. I have told him to find his way to entertainment industry as a comedian to raise money for his dieing parent.

Walai I’m following his thread because of his mumu, he is the last of his kind. I’m still waiting for him to dig well on my info online

sheyman2000:
ogun kill you there

Haba bro, the boy is playing with you na... someone can not play with you. That mumu boy is a clown

KingSatan:


After much prayers to me at Mecca, i decided to bless you with Money and you returned it

You will forever remain poor.

Come back and birth more Almajiri's

Mtcheeew

You don carry your mumu come here. Haha

NightKing:
This thread made me smile after a hard day today. Many are mad, few are roaming sadly.



Cheers KingSatan, u got my first comment on this platform.


Please tell me something or anything about myself. My NL password perhaps

Hahaha asking that clown your NL password, he can’t even guess the first 3 letters. Just wait for his reply after wasting his time reading your posts on NL on other sections.

He is a funny boy though, teenage will always act as one. I don’t know how he is feeling like when he doesn’t even have control over his NL acct if he says nonsense moderator will ban him lol or even delete his acct. Danskia

KingSatan:
You won't get my attention. I have placed a spell of near success syndrome on you.

If not for your lovely wife and beautiful kid (Including the unborn one), you would have been relegated to the village.

But why wont you ever use your head and be grateful for how fair i have treated you? I have denied you entry into America despite your several attempts, sent you to Benin republic yet you still want to suffer more. OK quote me again, I know what to do to you.

As usual you took your time to dig through my posts I was expecting that. You can follow me on Nairaland to get more info.

You be mumu.... Hahaha. Walai your stvpidity na highest order and you’re the last of your kind. Everyone post on travel section to share their experience when they apply for any country visas...

As you mumu reach I have read a lot of your post too the 3 threads your created and the mumu post you always post up and down none of it makes sense.

Honestly you should find your way to the entertainment industry as a comedian, at least you will be able to raise money to take care of your dieing parent. You went through my post on travel section and spilling nonsense that’s all you can see. I’m not a social media freak so all the info you could get is only on Nairaland.

Your mumu never do, I dare you to tell me the age of my first kid and class as I stated on Nairaland travel section. But mind you mumu I didn’t put their age or class there so take your time to dig well.

If you can’t tell me the age, I blame ur fada who refuse to use a condom because this nuisance you constitute up and down would have been prevented.

I get your time to dig through those nonse posts of yours too...No wonder you registered on Nairaland on August 23, 2018. I should have known you’re a kid, you were probably playing with toys or still being breast fed by your mother when I registered on Nairaland. I no be your mate KingS take it or goan die (in oshiomole’s voice)

Okay we done hear, that’s a Christian version of trumpet, Muslim have their own version of when the rapture will come.

Now there is confusion we don’t even know which religion is authentic. They have all their own version of when the rapture will come. If the Angels like let them prepare saxophone,supradino, clarinet, troubone,flute and trumpet nothing concern Muslim because that’s not for them.

When their own version too is near they will inform their Muslim brotheren. Confusion everywhere.

Christians always feeling like God is only for them, forgetting that God is God of all, not God of Christians

This thread made my night... @KingS
Your words are so foolishly and ignorantly composed, I like it though...Don't forget to quote me with words of fear and threat since that's what you do. Please bring it on.

80% of the church goers who attended this money oriented pentecostal churches automatically become a walking zombie the moment they step into these churches. Because you'd be surprise that people will still pay like mugu to one nonsense directive(I need 10 people to give me 100k for heavenly partnership with God blah blah) and you'd see the gullible church goers walking forward like zombie to pay. Honestly, Church business is one of the most lucrative business in Nigeria these days.

Why is it that it's only in the SOUTH that SARS misbehave? Sars dare not misbehave in the north because heads will be rolling on the floor. The most unfortunate thing is that most these Sars officers that misbehave in SOUTH are Southerners... A Yoruba useless SARs officer killed his fellow yoruba man, you hardly hear that a northern is among this Sars officers that misbehave in the SOUTH it's always the same Southerners causing problem in the South... Most of these Sars officers are Yoruba,Igbo,Edo, Delta(Southerner tormenting South).

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This doesn’t look good at all... Kenya will now be on the list of countries that will be strict to Nigeria and visa issue. Nigeria is finished, soon we won’t be allowed in any country again, except maybe Benin Togo and Ghana and that because those one no get choice.

This is mumu invention. So na only head need ac? Other part of the body can get cool natural breeze. So even if one isn’t riding bike you can just wear it and walk around.

Miyetti Allah is working for Saraki, just like the Dss worked for him few weeks ago. Distraction everywhere

Ajumobi is known for his wicked speech. I knew that since I watch his video where he was addressing lautech students. Wicked and heartless man.

itspzpics:
Gist From praizenews.com


Checkout this adorable photo of Emir of daura and his aide at prayer ground celebrating ileya festival today as shared by president personal photographer bayo omoboriowo.


He's cute

Source >>>> http://www.praizenews.com/adorable-photo-son-emir-daura-aide-photo/

In future that boy could be the next emir, while the son of that man wearing shoe for him will be his servant. Only if his son can get education if not his lineage will be the servant of emir of Daura.

Teewhy2:
Some people are born to reign, great, rich and be served while some are born to serve others.
GOD will count my lineage and I to be rich and be served. Leaders of mean nations.

Even God didn’t share it equally. And people want equality.. it can’t just work.

Truly, a man’s gift opens doors for him, and brings him before great men.

Not by 10% religious hypocrisy. If you know you know

Sorry pele.. Na your yoruba people still dey do you (Na king ram eat king yam) so no cause for alarm.

All his investment go down the drain just like that.... What a useless,dream killer, shithole,failed country. It's better to be a 3 class citizen in a western country than to be a 1 class citizen in a shithole country like this useless country called NIGERIA.

No security, No electricity, No good pipe-borne water, Bad health system, poor education system and the list continues. Honestly, Nigerians deserve some accolade for enduring in this shit hole...

That’s a typical characteristic of a failed state. Always from one problem to another. Northern Nigeria always draining Nigeria resources.

May his soul rest in peace....Now I see more reasons why clergy men use heavily bodyguards.

tiredoflife:
There is no final warning
Didn't he marry her traditionally
Una dey use the gods play

So what's your point? He should continue to marry a promiscuous wife even when she refuse to change because of the gods?
What you're saying is based on the little you know. You forgot that the gods can be appeals in situation like this, in fact follow the woman with curse if she tries to do nonsense.

I don't wish this for you, but should in case your find yourself in this situation I'm you will do your wedding anniversary to praise her for her promiscuous act and even buy her gifts because of the gods and so you don't use the gods play.

bluecircle470:
Let us conduct ourselves in a well mannered and responsible way for once. We all know with this singular action Oyo state government has hurt the souls of many Nigerians working with the company but that shouldn't be an excuse for us raining curses on them.

Maybe you should find one nearby mountain and pray for them, if possible you can as well fast for them.... Someone took away the source of livelihood of poor masses and you're saying "This shouldn't be an excuse for us to rain curse on them. Walai some people mumu never do.

Rubbish/nonsense talk, you for do 7 days fasting and prayer for them.

Failed Country, govern by selfish and self centered politicians. What do you expect if not HELL. Shithole

upnefa:
if paying tithe n seed sowing do work,i wud not ve lost my job or i wud ve gotten anoda 1 instantly.........my tithe are above 10% seeds are bin sowed like water n yet it 2yrs n 2months now since i my job was lost..........am not sure these things works

Haha...God's blessing is free of charge to all, even those who aren't Christians receive blessings from God. Just wait till one religious hypocrite will come here and tell you that you should have give your FIRST FRUIT instead.

I don't tithe, but God has been so faithful to me and my family financially wise this year. I even give out(money) to those so called religious hypocrite tithers (Family and friends).

yettymuse:
Divorce is not even an option because the devil you know is better than the angel you don't know. You just have to make your marriage work. I hate to hear about cheating causing dissolution in marriages or relationships.

By the way your wife could be flirting and not cheating completely... Are you still doing those things you were doing during courtship? 9 years is a long time and trust me you must have begin to adopt the mama and papa style. When was the last time you both went for a dinner, movies, walk, vacation...?
Do you even still remember to call your wife sweet names?? Some foot massage after a hectic day?... Raunchy whatsapp message whilst at work?, breakfast in bed.... Little gift, lingeries, etc..

How's is your sex life? Do you communicate your fantasies and cravings? , when was she last time she got an orgasmic gift and said "THANK YOU"! Hunku you're married so no limits, no boundaries... Set everything on fire!

Maybe your marriage needs a rejuvenation, we sef dey get bored sometimes..

Reignite 'em romantic spark and set the atmosphere on fire. Instead of snooping, change your mode of dressing, stay trim and fit, wear a clean hair cut and smear some cologne mix n match.

If all this doesn't work, pray and watch WAR ROOM, please watch this movie and your marriage would be back to how it was.

Look at what too much of nollywood and hollywood movies have caused... Can you just re-read your post and see the trash you wrote up there? To you, you think his wife could have been flirting(cheating) because he didn't sex her like a stallion on bed to reach climax, or he need to start dressing like wizkid or Olamide so his wife will stop cheating.

It's crystal clear , you have just exposed yourself that you can cheat on your husband if he didn't dress with swag like a boy. Or if he didn't give you the 69 sex style on bed. I pity those who seek relationship advice from people like you, because you will have 1000 reasons to cheat in marriage/relationship.

Nonsense.

mysaviouralive:
Hello Admin pls move this to the front page and I will be in the comment section reading.

Pls I want to take a boldness step and I will not mind where it can lead to. I have to open an account now to post this. My wife is also a guest of nairaland and she will be seeing this post.

It happen that I got married to my wife over Nine yrs ago and we only have a Kid. I was working in a big company then before the new management came in and change the policy of the company and I was laid off. I was idle like 3yrs before I got another job. she is working in one of the biggest bank in Nigeria. Like 5yrs ago I noticed she will be smiling whenever she is chatting with one of her male colleague. I ask what are they normally discussing, but she told me that it was their office issue that they are discussing. I know the guy and his family and the guy has came to my house not more than four times.

It happen one day that I demanded to give her phone to browse because I was having problem with my phone. she gave me the phone around 10:30pm and I noticed she has has cleared all their chat. This make it look suspicious and I asked her immediately that why did you deleted the chat, but she told me it was a mistake. I think over it for sometime because I trust her then, but on the other hand my mind was telling me to find out more. As an IT expert I connected her phone to my system and do some forensic research on the phone, alas what I discovered was bad. My wife and the guy have been having an affair and chatting and sending their nude to themselves. I called her immediately and demanded to explain the pixture but she denial it and was telling me another story that she snap the pixture and to show me how she was Hot so that we can have sex that night.

she said I should show her where I got the nude pixs and before she came back from the office she has wipe all the pixs that I showed her thinking that I cannot recovered it anymore and I asked her why should you do that but was just begging me. I recovered all the pixs back and the chat she believe she has deleted and I have more proof that she has been cheating on me.

So I asked her to tell me the truth what is going on with the guy and her but she was just begging me. But I told him I dont want her to do or have anything with the guy again that if I catch her again she will not like what I will do for her, with the hope that she will change. Recently I noticed she stil chatting with the guy again and I rake on her to stop it but she told me that she was just explaining office issue she has when he (the guy) not around because she is the one that relief him on work.

This week they are still chatting late in the nite cos I always seen the chat, though she will delete it as soon as they chat finish but I always have the chat and also today they have chat alot to the extend that my wife was crying when she expecting good reply from the guy but the guy fail him and I noticed she has intimate with the guy rather than me her husband.

My wife can lie and so Promiscuous. I have called her severally to change but she did not, recently I heard she was talking with one of her online friend from Abuja when the guy told her he will be coming to visit her this coming week, and I expect my wife to tell me but uptill now she has not saying anything on it. This make me not to have much trust in her again because if she tell me something I will still think over it like five times again before I accepted.

So my plan now is to call the wife of her colleague and explain everything to the wife and I also planing of arresting her colleague because I still have the proof and dont mind what can come out of this, because I tired and cant continue like this anymore, ever since I have caught her I did not enjoy my home anylonger and I tried to erase it from my memory but not get it wright.

Pls save me and save my marriage if possible.

Thank you.

I feel for your man, this is really a painful situation. But I'm sorry to say this, OP you sound so weak I can tell from your write-up. One thing you should know is that a cheating wife is capable of killing her husband, the more she goes deeper in this promiscuous act the more she get carried away hence she could do anything for her secret-lover.

Why would want to arrest her colleague? So if your wife is cheating with other men, would you arrest all of them? Did you by any chance find out that her(male) colleague forced your wife or harass her into this capricious act? Your cheating wife deliberately accepted to cheat on you with her colleague.

If you really want her to stop cheating, then you need to act like a man. Call her parents/important family members and show them the evidence of their promiscuous daughter after doing that, then give her the final warning the day you catch her again will be the last time she will bear your surname(except if you're not a man enough or she is the breadwinner you will be afraid to do this)

I'm sure her close family will warn her and do the needful, arresting her colleague is a waste of time and shows how weak you are as the man of the house.

ollah2:
Nobody is attacking Christianity or Jesus or Christians whatsoever, if this statement was from the son of an Imam or something, the christian bigots, hypocrites and full of hate would have unleashed their hate for Islam

Oga calm down... Most Christians on this thread are not in support of his statement,at least you read most of the post. No mind am, that Leke guy na mumu.

Senseless statement from a spoilt brat. He is always known for his senseless and stupid statement.

Glink2018:
Daddy freeze how far?
How market?
Nah through popular pastor you wan take regain your relevance back. Ode!

Every sane person work towards being a stardom not all this oshi you are doing.
At your age, because son of a popular pastor made a comments ...

Why can't you try this nonsense tweet with one of the Muslim cleric and see what will follow your life.

It's obvious that people like you will never accept the truth because you're pastor ass licker. Since it's your DADDY G.O' son, his senseless statement will make sense to you.

Why do we Christians always feeling like God belong to us alone? This is for the religious hypocrite Christians "God is God of all, God isn't for Christians alone" If you claim that God is a loving God, that same God won't be so wicked to create other people with other religion and make a ready made HELL FIRE waiting for these people he created to practice other religion. Use your brain so you can know that religion is a tool for separation, it create the perception of "We" and "Them"

Senseless statement from spoilt brat Leke Adeboye, accepted by walking zombies/gullible church goers pastor ass lickers.

lefulefu:
1: excessive calls from different men 2: she's fond of calling the men uncle or daddy on phone 3: she's always travelling 4. The location she snaps her facebook pixs are hotels,swimming pools 5: most of the male friends on her facebook are mostly much older guys(45 yrs and above) 6. She's always involved in all dose pepper dem gang tinzs 7: she's always going out late at night and returning early in the morning. Hope this helps.

If you’re not comfortable with all this lifestyle of hers, why don’t you let go instead of wasting your time to find out if she is olosho or not. Already it seem like you guys are not compatible because you sound like you not comfortable with her lifestyle.

Don’t waste your time man, time wait for no man. We have different types of olosho these days. Domestic olosho,churchmind olosho, ijhab olosho etc.

Try to get her email and password to all her social media account. Don’t ask me how you’d get her password. if you have this info everything will be exposed to you like fowl yansh