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Me I dey Abia oo.. Which side dem stay share the stuff.. I need am oo

I'll continue to say my piece anywhere I wish.

eni4real:
Don't you have Anus too??
Stop all these Insults on a phone section!!
Be matured !!

Your kinds are the reason Nigeria is backward,
you've jumped from abusing iPhone users to downgrading xioami.. Nnam ijighi okwu,your brain has caught a flu.. So because it's under xioami thread I shouldn't say my mind? Ifele eme.

Stevengold:
Read in between lines, that's how You fail exams. Now let me explain what I meant, like a primary school teacher so ur light skull can understand.


You said someone should come buy ur Huawei device so u can buy iPhone!



And I simply replied.... I hope you buy the iPhone 11 pro, since ur aim is to buy an iPhone advertising it here on NL on Xioami mi a3 Android 10 review thread!

Making it look like IPhone is superior to other device, and not the the other way round.


Read o. If u like abuse me. Don't quote me again please.

I guess u reason through your anus.. How did I judge iPhone users when I wish to buy it.. Better keep this useless advice to yourself.. I bought my phone 74k..i wish to sell it and buy iPhone....ADVISER OF THE YEAR.. KUDOS

Stevengold:
I hope you buy iPhone 11 pro. If not don't come hear and make useless noise.

At least I've use Huawei mate 20 Pro which is over 250k, I didn't criticise iPhone users or make noise on NL.

Someone should come buy my hauwei honor 8x(price 74k)let me buy iPhone biko

Atimes it means nothing.. If she gives u enough attention.. Then get to know her more.. She might not be cheating.. Some ladies like me values their body. I got posted to serve somewhere to serve(nysc) I had no one there.. An uncle of mine that the wife died was asking me out when I went to live with him.... I called my sis.. She called her friend that lives there.. So I went to live with him till I got my accommodation... My BF called me(outside country) asked where I'm putting up.. I told him I'm staying with a guy till I get my place.. Do u know what he said? He said if you finish the nonsense you're doing with that guy.. If God says we will still marry.. We will marry.. I was shocked.. (this is someone I loved and was faithful to even in he's absence.. Someone I never slept with.. I wondered why that thought was in he's head) Why do men like pretenders.. Why do they hate being told the truth.. Would he have known if I told him I was living with a girl? But due to one lie breeds many lies I decided to tell him the truth right way but still he didn't value it(because he's ex left him in that state... When she came there to do Industrial training)..I told him our relationship ends there for comparing me to his ex(not like he gave me money when I was waiting to complete my accommodation money and I refused.. He had so many things at hand which I understood... Few days he called me back to apologise and said he likes me when I'm stubborn I told him I meant what I said that him saying those words were the last conversation I would have with him.. HE LOST ME.. I REPEAT,HE LOST ME.. COS HE LOVED ME TO MY FOOT BUT ALWAYS COMPARING HE'S EX INFEDELITY TO MINE........ SO IF YOU JUST SEE THAT IN YOUR BABES PHONE MAYBE IT MEANS NOTHING.. JUST ASK HER.

Does that mean inter state movement has began?

Onu emela ha shut up...

To those girls that can be swayed with money

� � �.. Cool..no jokes too

WUdec:
Good head on your shoulders. I should hook you up with my handsome in-law. Depends on your availability. No jokes

I'm too big to batter words with you

Thane:
Abeg, so you didn't give the guy any reason to say that? All these girls in school. I know there would be a guy you would tell him it's ur bestie. Rubbish

The dude travelled abroad. And I entered sch.. He then told everyone I got another buddy in sch.. And I'm like how the hell can a lady choose a boyfriend in sch over the one in Canada.. I shaa believed it wasn't made to be cos I never dated anyone till my final years.. That was years before we broke up.. I know say I go marry one day.. God abeg do fast I no wan fall into temptation.

Nigeria.. I weep for my country.. E better make them share this country.. Let's know if we the igbo people won't turn our part to great country.. Some cow rearers are dragging us back

Because we have seen it all, we now understand that money doesn't buy happiness and its all but vanity.

Go and St down.. D they know my wn culture?
Why should I be the one learningtheirs, English is a general language.. They ought to learn it

MRAKBEE:
I suppose you can communicate in their local dialect. They live in an environment where communication in English isn't given a priority. Even official memo are Witten in their local dialect.
U gotta travel out of the enclave of your immediate environment at least for a month. That will enable you appreciate the cultural identities of other people and how unique other people are

Tired of people saying, they got my number from nairaland.

The weirdest people I've come across are the non English speaking hausas.. You will explain for them to sew your shoe very well they will end up sewing another thing.... I'm always surprised seeing someone from 12 yes upward that doesn't understand English.. I don't know where they just emanate from.. Ndi afonjas

Go and sit down.. If you're happy what they're doing to poor masses then keep ranting.. Another one go soon join.. Mtcheeew

foleskay:
''Another one go soon join him''. You might be the next. No one knows tomorrow, rejoice not of the death. A word is enough for the wise.

He couldn't travel out cos of the pandemic, the looted funds for our health system.. They even invited Chinese doct and accepted that they should test the anti corona vaccine on us, but la's Las he Don die.. He's wealth couldn't save him.. Ndi oshi.... Bar man more beer pls.. Another one go soon join him

Some people are so allergic to jokes.... My last sentence ought to have told u its a joke.. Fiakwaaa

oshaosha2014:
You want to go over there to take away his resources a i, after finishing out the whole of America gives you the leeway to Bleep him over You better find your own way and stop looking for that American fool you can destroy his life by just lying against him.

Hello oo whose there, I need an abroad based guy to marry.. Not a student please, I'm willing to relocate and work for us to grow big over there.. Nigeria is kinda hot

I need to be thought this.. I want to start buying goods from their for sales.

Change then.. Cos you will end up loosing a good woman.

proclinician:
The man.

Lol, which one are u. The guy or me?

proclinician:
Hmmmm u just described me here. Well God go epp us

I left him cos he's not available, he's a doc, but since he knows he isn't available, at least let him compliment that side with something either text/calls/gifts but he wont.he doesnt really pick mine.
Secondly he's not the gifting not giving type, I haven't even gotten card from him, but on his birthday I bought him things, he doesn't even remember mine,and I'm this type that hardly ask from someone, I just manage things that I have but still on that he hasn't for once tried buying me things, that he's planning great future for us.

Me I'm like, if I'm not in his present... Its obvious I won't be in his future, then I left him.
But he keeps coming bk to apologise that he's changed, but I'm not seeing the change, that he feels safe with me but me I don't feel safe with him.
That's why I left him, I hope my reasons are candid

Mr shagger.. Aids is real.

NwaAmaikpe:



Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".

How can I share my story

Pls I'm a corper serving in abuja.. I'm looking for a PPA, Could you pls notify me of any... 07084710471 thanks.

Pls anyone knows of any organisation that needs corpers now, in abuja to be precise.. I'm interested.. Help a sister

David sister.. Speaking in tongues and videoing herself... OK.. Kwantinue.

Can they come to Abia State already?