money121:


Go and marry first I will tell u the secret
Thanks brother mi I really appreciate

Hopefully before the year runs out I will find a lady of virtue to wife.

Congrats man, u did what someone like me is afraid of. I checked back at the 2012 post all I can say is lots of kids on nairaland. Am glad through it all Allah was sufficient for you. Congrats bro and you look more handsome than bachelorhood. Maybe I will think twice about marriage. You really lifted my spirit. Well he who finds a good wife finds a good thing regards to Hajia.



More so, what food as that woman been feeding you with? Your black is glittering bro

Cc money121

englishmart:
Thee instead of thou. Face your Quran, thou senator turned blogger.

Shehu sani we know El-rufai we know. Please who are you? With all your I know all, you ain't even a Nairalander Celebrity.

The truth is the road safety officials hardly check this Taxis and passenger buses. All they do is flag down privately owned vehicles and find a way to extort them. Have seen it a million times they go after privately owned vehicles to get some tip and overlook the over loaded taxis and public shuttles no matter how dead their state is. I guess the system needs fumigation

seunprodigy13:
you are clearly the mediocre person here if you can't spell "doff" and don't know difference between "heart" and "hat".

After going through your profile and seeing your perspective about life, I can just picture you ain't worth the time. I wish u well though.

seunprodigy13:
you are clearly the mediocre person here if you can't spell "doff" and don't know difference between "heart" and "hat".

Are you done? Peace, have fun gentleman. And thanks for the correction

Evercurious:


Not true. Read it again.. The sun rises from the EAST and not the WEST. So the WEST in that context signifies a set of people..So pick the key words there

Thinking an APC fan will understand that tweet is like anticipating Yakubu scoring a penalty in a world cup. They can't discern they only go where they are pushed. And save yourself the sanity of replying petty people they will drag you in the mud.

agabusta:


"Harmed"? you described yourself with the bold parts.

Are you done? Thanks anyway.

festacman:
I think Senator Shehu Sani is damn witty. This one creatively but sarcastically captures the issue at hand so well.

You can say that again. The man, Reno omokri and peter Obi are so armed in the game of wits and choice of words. I Duff my heart. A pity Nigerians celebrate mediocrity and dumbasses

twhy111:
Add my name to make it eleven. I've come a long way too

You care to share it

Fountainofyouth:



Pretty sure you are a damaged volkswagen not fit for the road at all.

Savagery at its peak. But y

Gazzy88:
Serena Williams should tread softly and enjoy her wealth codedly else scandals might be unleashed on her personality same way other blacks has experienced.

U giys are just so tribalistic haba... Same way other BLACKS. Oboy so whites dnt experince such scandals as well

richmind2019:

Oga correct your gibberish statement.

Oboy as in........ I almost dashed reading it sef

Perhaps the bike driver was too rough etc because it even happened from the back tyre, and am speaking from experience here. Reading this news, i can only thank God such was not my fate. This happened two sundays ago in kaduna. When kano pillars were playing the aiteo or what have you. I was coming from my church in Sabo and going back to jaji where around that statuon round about i saw this keke passing the wrong lane. I didnt take it serious since most of those drivers in kd are rough. I was just passing my own side of the route going on 60km/hr. In a twinkle of an eye i heard a loud bang and i realised the kirckshaw collided with a yellow bus and that sent the paseenger at the back flying to my lane. Didnt know how i didnt run over his head or legs but Jesus took th wheel somehow and in a manner i cant even imagine, i was able to do james bond and manuever killing the dude. Men the tricycle river was Hooked in the tricycle, the tricycle was write-off and its just blood we are seeing on the express. Till now cant still imagine how i narrowly escaped running over that man. Perhaps the news will have been Army man kill Innoxent civilian in kaduna and people will still drag the army name in mud without knowing the full story or what transpired.

Rekhina:
Guys are so disgruntled
...So any place you see a hole or a tear you put ur penis.. No pity for u

Oboy lol no be so..... Was my first time joining the multitude and the last though. Since i dnt hv time to keep gfs i figured i shud just do like my colleagues and help my soul with all dz ABU sarmas. Dz how i realised i dnt hv d grace for such. I now engage my energy in boxing an golf at my leisure no more of such

VicYo:
this is what i was given to use and am seeing changes... i read the paper content of the drug and it describe whats doing me... no more that white foul like before and i dont feel pain like i use to feel when urinating

The drug is highy potent and to me priceless. I googled it immediately i grazed and i realised yawa don gas. And immediately i used it changes occur.

Bro get doxycycline and Azithromycin. Nothing works better... I have a testimony too it cleared within a week sef.

2k for 60gb even the Op is a scammer you wan scam mtn God pass you

This same moniker was begging for a phone on one thread and the nigga is so corporate in begging that all he wanted is a 40k phone he even posted his account number. Well.. People like you wont make us know thos who genuinely need help. May God forgive you for bringing his name into your arrancy

NaijaRoyalty:


Trash trash trash

Fifth class and Zero in Nigerian politics , but not as poor and unfortunate as the North that has hold on to power for years .

Which Yoruba state is doing well economically apart from Lagos that's obviously a "No man's land"?

And those uneducated and poor keeps ruling you and telling you what to do...... Those uneducated and poor got your balls on their palm. Even your supposed politicians have to turn to their glory singers and ass lickers to go far. You better change your mindset and understand we are all into this together and this not just a fight between yoruba and fulani but A fight for the massess

TANTUMERGO007:
Yoruba and Fulani fight we no go put mouth

Yeah yoruba fulani. Am not suprised the igbo mentality is always cynical

Nace5:
Man: The National Reformation Council took advantage of this instability to militarily seize power and restore UPC dominance we NDF fail to recognize this illegitimate government............

Beast of no nation

Ladyjumong:
hello. long time

Hey lady jumong. Whatz good, yaya jos

NNAMDIII:
Hello! good day sir, please i need to discuss something urgen with you and I'll like to send a pm, let's chat through email.....it's urgent

Ok..... Sorry was an official thing but am on ground now will send a pm

Seriously a lot of people complain about the brand mostly the MDX cant tell probably the maintenance culture in nigeria is different and not adding up.

2ndly, just like Lexus RX330 most Acura dnt have a second hand value. Check thru the roads and see ugly and heavy ladden they look when entering their prime. I stand to be corrected though. But no good testimony about it. Perhaps ask ur local mechanics they will have better say

Half the truth z often a great lie. Though i know most nigerians are bitter and would rush to crucify the soldier

DONADAMS:
mehn mine was with my ex oh..went to the mall after eating as much as we wanted and going to see a movie.. na so we board BRT. immediately I entered that BRT na so one hot zawo(shit) hold me...mehn it wasn't funny..I started sweating in a fully air conditioned BRT...na so she dey follow me talk I no fit reply, she even dey crack jokes I just dey try laff.. she noticed i was sweating profusely and asked. I told her I was fvcking pressed, na so she start laff me die...I almost told the driver to stop the fvcking bus..shame no allow me..na so I try reach my destination. I swear I thought I was going to die..and she was just laffing. after highlighting the bus, I saw a TFC close by,went there, if you see crowd waiting to use the toilet..I just decided to take a bike home..mehn anytime the bike enter pothole it'll be as though the poo wanted to drop..she was laffing so hard that the bikeman had to ask if everything was okay..to even matters worst, her Sist called her. while trying to remove her fone from her purse na so money her money fly from her purse into the air..she asked me to go down and help.her search for it..omoh na night time. as I reach the place, i just look around ,the shi*t no even let me see anything na so i go back tell her say I no see am..she insisted on going to look for it herself..omoh I told her I'll give her the money that we should just go home abeg..las las I couldn't survive it..I had to stop at a bush close to my house and downloaded the sh*t..mehn it was an heavenly feeling.. I just use cassava leaf..dispose the boxer when I reach house...chai I'll never forget that day just like I won't forget her.

That lady z a friend ooooo plz keep her. Some gf wont find it funny

Slayar:
I was travelling from Calabar to Ikom in a car,I sat at one side of the door ,an aboki was sitted in the middle ;because we were four at the back and two in front opposite driver.

At some point the aboki was acting somehow,next thing ...the dude threw up all over the place .He vomit on top of the guys in front and on his side to the left. See lambasting from driver and everyone .The car stopped and they all cleaned up.

We were around Ugep when this shiiit started to worry me.I didn't want to stop the driver because we had wasted much time and the others were already complaining.At a point, I couldn't take it anymore.I shouted "driver,driver stop! " I ran down like a fugitive and stormed into a compound where kids were playing football.There was bush beside the house,immediately I pulled, it came out watery so fast I wondered if I soiled my pants. The kids were astonished.I ordered them to get water ,I cleaned up and left for the car.

It was about 15mins ahead I touched my pocket to reach for my phone,I realised I had lost it in the bush.

Lol i know that feeling when you reach your break point

Was on PMT bus from calabar to lagos. Last december after calabar carnival Lo and behold i emptied my bowel before setting out and didnt eat but 2 slice of bread.

Between Imo and Abia i started feeling funny but i was just composing man i was sweating inside AC damn. It became worse when we were entering Abia and i knew my breaking point is near reach. The sweat was increasing so also d ache. I knew i wont make it to onitsha that way. As luck will have it i saw a military chexk point and as they waved our bus down for check etc i opened d door as per speed of lightening and i gyrated to the back of the soldier keeping sentry. I found a good harbour which z far from the passengers vantage point. Men it was a feeling of heaven letting out that mountain after like 5mins i appeared looking cook and calm i identified myself to the Sergeant in charge of the checkpoint and the people in d bus i guess had no idea the battle i went thru.


Since then i hardly eat 3 dags before a long journey unless an driving

Creativity at its peak.... That boy z going places

ThothHermes:
What did I get on my 22nd birthday??
Nothing.

Now that I think of it I don't believe have ever received a birthday gift.

The question should be what have you giving your parents at 22 anybody celebrating such cheap gifts at that age have a problem. At 22 you are a fully grown man or lady

Nothing to be happy about.... Am not hating or something, but if at 22 shes celebrating getting a car gift i guess nothing special at all about her.


I know guys and ladies that bought their own car in a legit form before that age and i know those who have gotting for their parents at that age.


Congrats girl