I surely won't min having that on my daughter.



Masturbate your way to success

So I saw this post on boredpanda.com and I decided sharing how hilarious it seems. You can give it you traslation.

A foreign student in china was scheduled for surgical operation the next day and unfortunately the nurse attending to him could not communicate in English language see the funny way she did that.




You can give you own translation if you find it funny

helinues:


You have a good taste in music.

In addition to the list, James Arthur, Ella, Clean de bandit, Mike Shinonda

James arthur.... Say you won't let go Is my best for now.


Try sam smith songs especially maybe I pray. and if you love country music like me, try Chris stapleton, kenny rogers, don williams, emilly lou harris, kennu chesney, jhonny CAsh and my one and only Merle haggard. U can also add Kenny G sounds if you r thinking of a perfect afternoon nap.

paddyofboss:

true he made send Las Las. This one has more content than the original jaga jaga

Yeah finally something good came outta uncle Eedris

ricki:


dude, can u let us know if this daft idea worked??

The daft idea didnt work

braveboy64:
Confused party
Sai Baba till 2023
InshaAllah

Outshallah to that shit bro

amaniro:
Beautiful baby men.

Love your signature just read that part of the bible

shakmati:


Airforce one, you can lie sha! I just did a forensic of the photos and it is evident that all photos are selfies. No baby mama taking anything. I suspect that baby is not even your own! Sofry dey lie, young man!!!

Lolzzz I cross checked all over..... But bros u for live am dey enjoy him imagination. Na u e dey do?

Looks like a bull mastiff. Nigerians and backwardsness.

7thLemonLOVER:
I remember when in the north there always religious violence and Christians will be murdered. Most sections in the north and other parts of Nigeria attached to a particular religion will be happy and feeling and victorious. They never condemned such actions because they thought to it wasn't really necessary.
Fast forward to 2011, Boko Haram started killing and bombing mosques...
I hope you get the message
When yahoo began in early 2003/2004 women and women say those guyies as the big thing in town and hailed for scamming the white people then at every turn... Fast forward to more than 15 years later, alot of people are now victims or related to someone who has been a victim of yahoo ritual.
I hope you get the message

So true. In this part of the world, mediocrity I celebrated. If you want nigerians against u, castigate the yahoo thing they will com out as a whole to reprimand you. Falz learned the hard way.

Just dowloaded jagajaga part 2 eedri still got it going...



I love the lyrics

Kind of cute. We all have a role. I gues the wife doesnt have a a work

And what has the buster gained busting the bustee.... He just spoiled his joy.. He could have seen an pass. People have greater peace of minding minding their business

See as junkies full this thread dey comment

This is uncalled for. The poor hippo was in his habitat and they are terrotorial must this animals go into extinction and we got to show our kids picture as reference that they once existed before we Learn? I hope the won't end up like the dinosaurs

Thanks OP will try this com weekend

This so-called leaders are damn old a closer look reveals more

NNAMDIII:
I didn't do what Napoleon hasn't done before

You like GNS

Yale9:
back in the days, women knew what they were. They had respect for men, and men understood their weaknesses, men created laws to favor women, honored women, emphasized more on celebrations about women than of men, saved them and children 1st in times of war, et.c these were all due to the understand of the limitations of a woman and the men cared about preserving women. Today the woman wants to play in the rough league, she wants to fight with you in the bus stop and pull ur shirt, she wants to break your tv instead of breaking up with you, she wants to slap you and not get slapped in return. If they want to be in our rough league, they are welcome. Women are fast forgetting what respect is.

Ok

BronzeMajik:
this is so painful, is it possible to resign from the army?

No

NNAMDIII:
A Nigerian soldier does not die, he only fades away

You, Did you Make final list?

Rextizz:
I will surely deal with you bastard, your days are numbered.

You, why are you issuing threat on a social media! If you have a culprit you want to damage why not send a pm and track him down oboy stop throwing smoke and if you must throw smoke et it catch fire

Yale9:
the thing is, you’re not a supporter of violence against women. Are you a supporter of violence against men? (Which women tend to do all the time..). Violence is violence and it ain’t cool either towards a man or towards. The issue is why do we look at from the woman’s angle only? I agree with you on the other things tho

Except in war where everything is fair, am not a supporter of violence against men hitherto and about looking at women's anhke, the only self defense a lady has is her words its their means of attack and defense but a man has is fist in exchange for that. Except the femisist and arrogant ones, I don't support such

rokisammy:


exactly my point, if as a man a woman tests ur patience, ignoring her shows you're a man, slapping her shows you're a fool, do you get it? Men show superiority in maturity, if it was a man he slapped fine they possess almost the same power

You will know what don Williams reffered to as talk iS cheap when you are in the guys shoe. Its easy to judge others though but walk is walk first. Am not a supporter of violence against women or something. I have a mum I cherish so much and sisters I adore. But still some ladies can be so annoying and venomous with their words they can push a perfect gentleman to the limit where he will act irrational. Bro TALK is CHEAP u might do worst if u meet those dare devils

rokisammy:


exactly my point, if as a man a woman tests ur patience, ignoring her shows you're a man, slapping her shows you're a fool, do you get it? Men show superiority in maturity, if it was a man he slapped fine they possess almost the same power

Alright

EMMAUGOH:
if na army wife u go slap am.. stupid

Why should i reply you after you descended so low tonise the word stupid without provovation. Bro you need Jesus have fun

Reno is a man i love and admire. Politics aside, have learnt a lot from him just reading about him

rokisammy:
i don't knw why our soldiers are quick to show their stupidity, because you wear a camoflague you think you're licensed to slap anybody you like,

its because of people like dz i wish nigeria had legalize guns

U don't need to be bias even if that guy is not a soldier he could obviously slap the lady watch the video before commenting not viceversa i hope a lady test your patient then come back to type this gibberish

Arm of slap? That was on a lighter role the guy slap dey romantic.... The lady is even still standing danboroba


This is not a slap poo just a little massage

Rip our great heros to mention but a few

In short, what have realised from life is thus.

Live life as it comes, love deeply, heal quickly. Love your present Sharma graze her every chance you can, spend time with your loved ones. And never regret anything that made you smile. Remember deployment don't last forever, your present deployment might be your last and hitherto always have a plan to kill everybody you meet. Know God better and prepare to meet him every minute. Remember bullet as no respect for pip, rank or physique.

Ltcol Sakaba i still remember his days in Army wing very cracked officer one thing have learnt so far, death have no regards for Age, rank or gender and your present duty might be your last