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I sense political ambition

Ah na fight? Take it easy na

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Who invited you here. Stay on your lane oga shabi is your forming?
What even brought forming into this talk. Do I look like your secondary school girlfriend.
Bleep off already

You eh, Why you come break my ribs

Sniper101:
This story of yours have made me wanna share one particular one of mine


Rewind to about 6 to 7yrs ago when I was working in MTN back when recharge cards aren't something you can easily get from every shop at every corner of the street.

A babe alighted from a motorcycle in front of our Office to get recharge card to make a call but asked to power her phone a bit so she can recharge her phone n make her call.
...judging from the big bag she was carrying, I figured she came from far away to visit someone.
Getting to about 45minutes since she charged her phone, the babe was still seated by the entrance our office n not making plans to leave. I got concerned cos it was gradually getting dark.

As a sharp guy, my mind just tell me to make a move, say diswan fit easy for me to carry go house las las (TGIF)
So, I approached her n asked her if there's something I could help her with cos I noticed she's been moody.
She told me she's stranded cos she came to visit a guy but now the guy's number was not reachable n she doesn't have any place to stay the night cos she doesn't know anyone around.

To cut the long story short, I quickly called my guy to come take my key n take the Babe to my house n keep her company or occupied until i close from work.

My guy came n took her to my place o
But lo and behold
By the time I reach my house, na wrapper na e the girl tie o

Before my guy left, he whisper to me say he dun chop the Babe twice before I come house so ...say make me try chop my own too o ...lol




Women! Make una fear Dem o

Chei I know say this one na uniLag blood

uthlaw:
[sub][/sub] na 50/50,some will show the dull guys pepper and we the smart one will show other ladies pepper also!

Op So it's today you know that "women should be feared". Fear anything on skirts.

No reason, the boy is good. Him just dey give me joy

Make una do aerial few of Delsu na

So Utd give Bournemouth hope so teh Chelsea fans no gree hear mk I hear word. Dem ko hear am
Utd let's go there

This Sahara reporters sef, dem no dey even give politicians breathing space eh.

Chei.. This election ko sweet. I just dey observe am

The way I am imagining academic calendar in this post-coro na era eh, even snail ko fast pass am

Who be this? So the 15000 case as you say sounds to you like 1500 baa??

Bhadmus77:
Earth is Healing..
It's a gradual Process..only few can relate tho

**MODIFIED**
Please my fellow Nigerians. Let's be awake, We have less than 15,000 active cases in Nigeria.
As at yesterday, the media report over 26,000 cases. And we get scared forgetting that that 26,000 cases contains both Discharged Patients and Dead Victims.
Subtract the Discharged Cases and Death recorded, the active cases are just less than 15k

This seplat dey try. Dey wey I like them eh

weti remain na for their student to do "Aerial view of....... "

You no dey proud of your sch na.. Ways just asking tho

Jackossky:
One small school in the south. May I ask why you inquired?

which sch you dey?

Jackossky:
Regrets



Are there things I wish I had done differently? Definitely Yes. Hey, I'm not done with school but na the last phase be this.


I really enjoyed myself reading ( not too much of a school book reader )but I cherish those moments

Okay, I wish I had join an organisation like JCI,UN youth forum or something since 100l, I wish I had been a convicted church member, do go to church but not in any wing/ dept in the church(remember those that only come to church to listen to the preacher and then go home


I regret not being brave enough to make some exploits sexually and financially.


But hey,I'm not done, lemme wait for this break to be over and resume.



One thing I also regret is not being manipulative and persuasive, I lose interest easily and it really affected some parts of my life



Enough of regrets... Not much to regret on anyway.

your name says it all

mumumugu:
I regret the course I read.....It made me a mumu

I know you're talking from experience lol

Ishilove:
Eat shawarma, hangout in love garden and nack.

chelShit thing no dey pass this one. The race is getting interesting

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
What da fuckkkk! Nor be only swazzi na Arnold Schwarzenegger! Low budget asss artiste

Be a real niggarrr
That girl posses the slim body that represents the true beauty of a woman
Let me tell you a secret
Slim girls are the most beautiful in every thing
They are clean down there without odour because their thigh is slim enough not to choke thier vagina
Thier camel toe or rather the outline of thier labia majora in tightly fitted clothes like leggings is too sexy and beautiful
Talk about deepness...they are deep down there and can accommodate anything that comes in
Tell them to sit on you during coitus...they will give you a sweet ride and wet your dickkk with both foaming, watery, sticky and slippery liquid
A big shout out to all my slim ladies. Slim girls anyday anytime twice on Wednesday

On behalf of nairaland, we recognize you with a PhD degree in woman internal affairs and related matters.

This news sef, I dey reason as this man been dey take wash girls head during his youthful age

funny enough I can't remember the last time I broke someone's heart but dey way dem dey break my heart sef na back to back. Sometimes I dey reason say if heartbreak na course, peeps for get plenty first class ontop my head

some people sef all along she dey give you but just this once she no gree give, you don kill am. Leta him ko say na "devil. push you "

The kind joy Utd just dey give me eh chei

drop am

Nairaoddz:
Asaba is a nice place, I will try and visit der someday


But warrior will be the first

I like their pigin

If you know you're into b#tting , nairaodds is here ,just mention me

Mtcheww una don start, very soon na drone shot of Delsu we ko see

Boko Haram trending lately. I thought we were told their body language is that of surrender?

This DJ copy sabi better thing. Red flows in my veins and United keeps us together

na she talk am. ordinary person like me knows how reputable she is so I think person wey dey drag with am suppose know say she get strong connects

Me observing igbo comments and yet people are still hitting back at them(the igbos) Some peeps sef eh

Word

MISTAICEY02288:
Cool.. I really like and respect this Woman. She stuck by her Man throughout the trying moments and that made him come back stronger and better.. Kim herself is also a resourceful Woman, a hustler and one who pushes people to greatness... Most Naija ladies are just leaches looking for ready made men they can keep milking and put their miserable burdens on while they remain idle and useless. All they mostly have to offer is sex.. We get them plenty for this Nairaland sef.. By their comments here, we know them. I no wan mention name today sha..



SMH! See this one forming Elder for Faceless forum.. Pẹ̀lẹ́ oooo Nairaland Headmaster

this table you're shaking I dey observe o. lol

I don't want to derail the thread but whoelse noticed the experience now at the banks nationWide?? what's your take on this??