₦airaland Forum

Team Gunners!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the result of having Vampires in human form. Imagine who she go marry dat person penis naim dem go bite off during fight/quarrel o.... Na wa

I don't know if this Olu Of Warri or wherever knows his history at all Beginning from the 15th Century by Prince Ginuwa from the Ancient Kingdom of Benin. He should go and ask his ancestors

She no get the yarnings say Ali Baba na Warri guy abi, she go know say warri no de carry last kpata kpata dem go scatter the competition. But she as she short like Omanuku juju and she wan de battle Baba with dry flows.....chai WARRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I just de remember fela " zombie way na one way e jo jara joro", no brain, no head, no sense. E joro Jara joro

Funny enough, Obasanjo the fool is still alive

Let the probe spread across the board oooo, Amaechi, Tinubu et al., no be only ministers under oga Jonah oooooo

If d cow kill am, dem go say na witch cause am or na mad cow disease

Lanjonath:
On behalf of the Yorubas, we humbly decline maybe the Niger Deltans would love to handle this one. You are clearly white, you fit their profile

And Mr Man proudly on behalf of the entire Niger-Deltans we refuse to concur, probably those in the atlantic ocean will accept......

She be like amoeba na, but for the right pay she will receive some good gifts

nlfan:
Dear NLers

I am in a no sex relationship with this amazing young man, he is cool and has everything I wanted in a man.

Apart from him, have always been in a no sex relationship, the last man I dated, who died in the ill fated Dana Air crash was also in a no sex relationship with me but he was more vibrant emotionally, like he will hug me tight, hold me and look into my eyes, roll his hands over me and kisses me too and sometimes I notice he will be so turn on, just that we have decided we want to wait and sometimes he will say baby i'm so turn on but I can handle it.

Now the issue I have with this one I am dating now is, he will not do any of that, all he does is look at me passionately, and if he must touch me, he will just hold my hands and play with my fingers, he can stare at me the whole day and gist with me, but I have never seen him at the point where he was turn on, whether in his face or actions, he is just there.

I know he is God fearing and can afford not to be turn on, but I am so scared, have slept in his house before, we were just like blood siblings, cook together eat and off he went to his room, no emotions or maybe a kiss to say good night and stuff, it was so neutral I feared he might not like sex or romance at all or maybe he is not all right.

Sometimes I want to bring up gist like, how far did you go with your ex, what is the most naughty thing you have done in a relationship or for love, and he will go like... I came back from work, I didn't have a car then, so I trek all the way to her house to cook for her.

And I ask, what's your most memorable sex experience, and he replied baby good night, this is not you so don't bring up the fake self, you've been talking too much to your girl friends lately I guess.

How do I get to know all these about him, have starved myself enough of sex to please God, and to be a good girl my mother asked me to be and cannot "CANNOT" and will not be able to stand a slow or bad sex experiences in marriage, the thought of this is driving me crazy

Madam abeg come date me, if I see say u fine as from the day we see na there the nacking start

Dcomrade:
Governors elected under the All Progressives Congress have shunned a planned meeting of the Progressive Governors Forum in Katsina, forcing the organisers to cancel the event.

The News Agency of Nigeria reports that the meeting scheduled to hold between September 14 and 16, was to set legislative agenda for the implementation of the APC manifesto.

Also absent was the Senate President, Speaker, House of Representatives, Speakers of APC state assemblies and key officers of the party.

The Chairman, Local Organising Committee, Alhaji Mustapha Inuwa, told newsmen that the parley had to be postponed due to poor attendance.

According to him, most of the expected dignitaries have travelled to Saudi Arabia for the Hajj.

Inuwa, who is the Secretary to Katsina State Government, said although the state was fully prepared to host the event, “the postponement was necessary in view of low turnout of participants.”

The Director General of Progressive Governors Forum, Salihu Lukman said that a new date would be announced for the inaugural parley later.

Lukman said that the parley would assist APC governors to adhere to the party’s vision and mission and translate it into good governance.



http://www.punchng.com/news/apc-govs-shun-governors-forum/

When things fall apart, the centre definitely cannot hold............ A house without a solid foundation is destined for condemnation

Wetin make dem op snap this useless fire service people self and wetin even make dem bother to come the scene useless people.

rawpadgin:
The ijaws are more accommodating

the itsekiri are not too friendly with strangers


In ogulugha where i work, u cant tell the difference between indigene & non indigene

they see everybody as their own

even ghana people sef dey run Mata there like son of the soil

u can't try in itsekiri land

true talk itsekiris are not accommodating and I thing I hate about them is their unnecessary pride, it is usually very irritating

abbeylli:
These are the things most guys do after coming back from church..

Read Calmly

1. Sport
Yes this is what most guys do I do it and I know many guys who do it.
They drop there bible, change to their kit either football basketball or any other..

2. Party
These type of guys get information in the church or before they went to church or after church (mogbomoya)(I see I branch) even with their bible with them that's why they mostly use pocket bible..

3. Social media Freaks

Hehehe!! This one is very common abi? you are one of them ?.
Even In the church they can't even drop their phones when pastor is praying they close one eye and use the other, on their way home they are still on it till when they get home till 3am they are still on it, chatting and all, God save us..

4 Babe Waiters
Some guys do these after coming out of the church door either their phone ring or they call like this .
"Hello bae were you dey u don reach wait for me for bustop a beg I dey come"..

5 Street strolling
Today na Sunday see as everything dey boring abeg make we stroll jaw..

6 Film Watchers
These one na I'm pain me pass before you get home they will start asking
"You see say terminator genesis do come out a beg I no fit miss am even if NEPA carry light"..

7. Fellowship Godowns

This what I do, I get home kneel down to God pray to him then get ready for evening fellowship..

8. Add yours let the fun go on

@OP u forget to but Nairabet.... Even for church boys de think of nairabet tins ooooo

DiegoNakel:
I don't get you

oh I mean because u mentioned Arsenal Fans on Nairaland, Kudos

DiegoNakel:
The guy above me tho !!! I broke a new record today. I dedicate it to my woman , my everything , my orente (Sullyheart) , my ever loving mum and also to all Arsenal (Gunners) fan on nairaland.

For the Arsenal thing thou

Abeg who tell dis op say light skin peepsde bleach? Abi na dark skin wan imitate light skin people de bleach... Mtschew

Tomorrow we go hear say e dn build hell fire for him useless daura. MTSCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

In the words of Troy and the Trojans I quote " I FEAR THE GREEKS WHEN THEY BRING GIFTS". Can anything thing good come out of America's giving I wonder

Why is he complaining I thought He and his Cohorts had a very good campaign as well as him giving promises as if he is the Messiah... He is already sending signals of his incompetence and Failure prior to the start of the Presidential Leadership test. " TO WHOM MUCH IS GIVEN, MUCH IS EXPECTED"

Wetin dem de Jealous dis kind rubbish thing for people de Marry 20 Wives once na 2 Women go de jealous Mtschewwwwwww

Nigeria will be Observing as S/A continues to Make a fool of themselves.

Oh God 43 what? na wa o and u go still go front of Church de pray for Godfearing Husband