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Romance / Re: Why Do Indians Hate Blacks by GreatAdvice: 6:07pm On May 05, 2022
Blacks are the most hated race all over the world. White, Arabs, Asians, Latinos, etc all hate Blacks. The evolution tree shows that all other race branched out from the Black race, yet we are the most hated.

I will advise people to just live their lives without fear or shame and let the haters continue with their ways. As the most popular Black country in the world, we should be trying to elevate ourselves and maybe the world will respect us, yet we continue to wallow in corruption and mediocrity.

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Health / Re: WHO DG, Ghebreyesus Stresses Importance Of Abortion Access by GreatAdvice: 11:36pm On May 04, 2022
AmazonTopaz:

Keep your beliefs to yourself and stop trying to pry into the rights of women. It is a woman's decision to make you are clueless on the need for abortion access that is why you think that every foetus is normal without complications.
You can support exceptions for rape, but not other medicinal, economic and personal reasons.
Radarada

Maybe an exception is also needed for fetuses with rare life threatening genetic disorders. But a woman who had unprotected sex and didn't take Plan B right after shouldn't kill a fetus when she finds out she's pregnant. That's pure evil and anyone supporting this should really have themselves checked out.

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Romance / Re: by GreatAdvice: 11:32pm On May 04, 2022
haggai247:


Baba hope you no dey give this advice to small pikin around you too.

Tv phone and all gadget are dangerous if you are not using it make money oooh.

If you want to succeed read books not tv it's the talking machine that waste your time and life.

Buy books not tv or phone.

I have a 13 years old daughter she doesn't use phone until she's 15.

I brought her loads of books she's busy enjoying it not story books lol.

Book that teachers about life


The law of human nature
How to win friends and influence people
Laws of power
Napoleon Hill how to succeed with persuasion
Grow rich with Peace of mind Napoleon Hill
All books by Dan Kennedy.
All books by mark victor Hansen
All books by John Carlton

She has started stealing my books too.


You are raising your daughter really well. Wish I read books as a child, It would've helped a lot.
Health / Re: WHO DG, Ghebreyesus Stresses Importance Of Abortion Access by GreatAdvice: 6:48pm On May 04, 2022
Great news. How can you sleep around, get pregnant, then kill the baby? This isn't about a woman's right to choose, you are not God to decide who lives or dies. You had your right to choose when you were having unprotected sex.

I will advise the Americans to make an exception for rape victims. They should be allowed to choose if they want to keep or abort the baby since they were raped.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Professes Love And Support For Anthony Joshua by GreatAdvice: 6:46pm On May 04, 2022
I like Dj cuppy.. She knows what she wants and she's not afraid or ashamed to shoot her shot. If more ladies acted this way, they will find a good man. Most shy and introverted men are loyal and treat their partners well. But they lack the courage to approach ladies due to fear of being rejected.

If you are in search of a serious relationship, I will advise you to start flirting with guys you like. So many guys act like they are tough on the outside but many of them are too shy to make the first move.

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Crime / Re: Court Sentences Pastor Michael Oliseh To Life Imprisonment For Defilement by GreatAdvice: 6:37pm On May 04, 2022
My parents taught me from an early age to be wary of preachy preachy people. Most Nigerians distrust their neighbors, friends and even their partners but they are quick to trust religious leaders.

If you want to trust pastors with your life, go ahead but I will advise everyone to teach their children to be very wary of religious leaders. Never leave your children unsupervised with any religious figure, be it the bishop or an usher.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Afghanistan: Islamic Taliban To Stop Issuing Driver Licenses To Women by GreatAdvice: 6:36pm On May 04, 2022
I remember when the Americans left Afghanistan and videos of the Talibans dancing to western songs were circulating over the web. The Talibans themselves were trying to portray an image of tolerance where women will continue driving their cars and there wouldn't be harsh religious restrictions. Not up to a year later and they are back to their backward ways.

I will advise Biden and NATO to forget about the war in Ukraine and focus all their resources in defeating the Taliban. Those poor afghan women should not be denied their right to drive, that is of utmost importance.
Romance / Re: by GreatAdvice: 6:27pm On May 04, 2022
Being broke and jobless doesn't mean you should deny yourself of the nice things in life. DSTV allows you to watch football, it also keeps you up to date with the news.

I will advise you to keep watching TV and also subscribe for Netflix if possible because good communication skills is a top requirement for most jobs. Watching TV will sharpen your command of the English language so when you land that job interview, you will crush it. Good luck.
Family / Re: Nigerian Mom Reacts After Her Son Gifted Her Packs Of Condom (Photo, Video) by GreatAdvice: 6:17pm On May 04, 2022
That's a very clever young man with a very bright future. It's likely his mother is a sex worker and he doesn't want her to contract any disease on the job.

I will advise the mother to gift her some some viagra for better performance in the bedroom.
Family / Re: About To Break Up With My Girlfriend Because Of Risk Of Travelling In Nigeria by GreatAdvice: 1:53pm On May 03, 2022
You and many delusional Nigerians living abroad have this overexagerrrated fear that people want to kidnap ya'll or people want to poison you guys. Sorry to burst your bubble, but nobody really cares. Even kidnappers are now knowledgeable that most people living abroad just live paycheck to paycheck. If they ask for N100 million ransome, how many people living abroad can afford it?

Moreover, if you are so scared to travel to her peoeple's place, is it something you will do every day? You are in Nigeria for maybe 3wks then you fly out and maybe return in another 4yrs, so what exactly are you afraid of?

You are lucky to have someone like me give you great solid advise free of charge. If you are so afraid of being kidnapped, I will advise you to visit a police station and pay for escort. If that's too much for you, I suggest you go abroad and marry Akata or white woman so you won't even have to worry about coming down to Nigeria, much less getting kidnapped. Good luck.

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Romance / Re: Wife "Mocks" Dead Husband Who Sh*t Her Face And Killed Himself (pics) by GreatAdvice: 1:39pm On May 03, 2022
Well that didn't go as planned. What was supposed to be a murder-suicide ended up being just a suicide.

The woman may be smiling now thinking she has the last laugh. But I beg to differ. She has peaked the interests of many readers who may be wondering what could've led this man to go to such extent. There has been numerous cases of men shooting their cheating wives and then killing themselves. I have a very strong feeling that might've been the case here.

I will advise this woman to keep a low profile no matter how tempting it is to gloat about her deceased husband's terrible shooting accuracy and how he's probably in hell while she's still alive having sex with her lover. She should also lead a more righteous life going forward, she may not be so lucky next time.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Lashes Out At Russia Over Lavrov's Nazism Remarks by GreatAdvice: 1:29pm On May 03, 2022
Dictators have no loyalty to anyone but themselves. Israel thought they had a friend in Putin and that's why they haven't openly condemned the war in Ukraine. They allowed all the Russian oligarchs seek refuge in Israel once the war started thinking they will score some points in the eyes of Putin.

Time and time again, history has shown us that you cannot court dictators with kindness. You cannot tame tyranny with love. The only thing that can stop tyrants, is a stronger military.

I will advise silly countries like Israel, Turkey and China to rethink this "balancing act" they are doing because when push comes to shove, the Russians will always look out for themselves and sell out everyone else.
Career / Re: Some People Kill With Words by GreatAdvice: 1:05pm On May 03, 2022
Sadly, but the interviewer is right. When there are probably 20 other candidates at the venue seeking the same job, why should they sit there and listen to stories about your failed marriage? It may seem unfair because you were in an abusive relationship but this is the cooperate world, it's cutthroat, it's a dog eat dog environment. The company isn't there to do charity or hold hands and sing kumbaya, they are there to make money above everything else.

Rather than dwell in misery and self pity, I will advise you to pick yourself up and move on to the next. You can channel your energy into creating more awareness about domestic violence by being a speaker at various conferences and universities. But sadly the job interview isn't the right place to do so. Goodluck.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pope Offers To Meet Putin, Still Waiting To Hear Back by GreatAdvice: 12:58pm On May 03, 2022
I like the Pope, I really do. It's nice that the world has an icon that can broker peace amongst warring nations. But there is no amount of talks or prayers that can convince Putin to stop this madness. The only thing Putin fears the most is NATO's military might.

Moreover, Putin has stage IV metastatic pancreatic cancer and just 3 months to live. A mad man on his way out, is going to take everyone down with him.

I will advise the Pope to avoid Russia like the plague if he doesn't want to get assassinated.

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Career / Re: My Terrible Boss And Work Experience. Boss using charm(share Yours) by GreatAdvice: 12:40pm On May 03, 2022
Nigeria is the only country in the world where mediocrity is blamed by otherworldly forces. How can you be a petty thief and still blame charms? Let's assume charms are at play here, does it make sense that your own boss will use charms so you can steal from him?

I suspect you have kleptomania and maladaptive daydreaming. In other words, you cannot resist stealing, but you do it while daydreaming so have no recollection of it ever happening.

I will advise you to see a reputable psychologist immediately before we find your charred body on the street. Good luck.

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Health / Re: Bill Gates Says ‘we Haven’t Seen The Worst' Of The Covid Pandemic by GreatAdvice: 12:39pm On May 03, 2022
Just because he is amongst the richest men in the world doesn't make him an expert in every topic. It also doesn't mean he needs to have an opinion for every world problem.

Bill has been accused of trying to reduce world's population with his vaccine initiatives, from polio to covid and I used to think these were just conspiracy theories but each time he talks to the news media, I get more suspicious.

I will advise him to be like the Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim who's never in the spotlight, yet his philantrophic efforts are improving lives every day.

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Romance / Re: How A White Gal Took My Friend To America by GreatAdvice: 12:25pm On May 03, 2022
You are indeed a lost child. You joined nairaland last year and you have created 127 topics. The average nairalander creates maybe 3 topics a year, you already have 127. This tells me that all your stories are fictitious. Your hope is that one day your thread will make front page so you can feel accomplished.

I will advise you to get a job and put your time to good use. A wise man once said, a mind is a terrible thing to waste. Goodluck.

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Food / Re: Man Complains After Buying Rotten Yam In Lagos (Photo) by GreatAdvice: 12:16pm On May 01, 2022
This young man either failed agric or has never been to a farm. You don't need to be a rocket scientist to know when yam is fresh or rotten.

Notwithstanding, I will advise him to still fry the yam like that and eat it. The fungus dioscorea prehensilis which is responsible for 90% of all diseased yam in west Africa also has antioxidants that prevents cancer and heart disease.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia's Defense Bugdget, $65 Billion. US Millitary Aid To Ukraine, $33 Billion by GreatAdvice: 4:12am On May 01, 2022
At this rate I will advise Putin to surrender and apologize to Ukraine and the world for starting a war he is certain to lose. If care is not taken, Ukraine might actually switch from defense to offense. They can decide to retake Crimea and parts of Russia with all the money and sophisticated weapons they've received from NATO.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin To Undergo Cancer Operation & Hand Over Power To Nikolai Patrushe (Photos) by GreatAdvice: 3:55am On May 01, 2022
1stGenAmerican:


The propaganda rhetoric has become the go-to red herring for pro-Russian puppets when discussing this war. As soon as I see the word thrown out, I know that the person using it doesn’t have the knowledge needed to properly debate the thread topic.


Oh you are certainly right about that. They conveniently ignore facts and label everything they disagree with as propaganda. But leofab's case is strange, she seem to side with NATO in most of her comments, I just find it odd she will call me a propagandist, lol, oh well.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin To Undergo Cancer Operation & Hand Over Power To Nikolai Patrushe (Photos) by GreatAdvice: 3:37am On May 01, 2022
leofab:
smooth propagandist

Briefly went through your previous posts and I notice you throw that word around all the time. Grab a thesaurus and upgrade your vocabulary.

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Romance / Re: How Can I Stop Being An Introvert by GreatAdvice: 6:27pm On Apr 30, 2022
This is like a tiger asking how can it lose its stripes or a leopard asking how can it lose its spots. Being an introvert is deeply embedded in your DNA, you will be an introvert for the rest of your life. Want to know what's worse? The introverted gene is a recessive gene, so if you marry a woman who's also an introvert, there is a 1/4 chance that your child will carry the same gene.

I will advise you to embrace being an introvert. Yes you won't get as much ladies as extroverts. Yes you won't get as much promotions as your extroverted colleagues. But you know what, some of us are meant to be winners and others losers. Fighting what you are destined to be is a futile task, goodluck.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin To Undergo Cancer Operation & Hand Over Power To Nikolai Patrushe (Photos) by GreatAdvice: 6:10pm On Apr 30, 2022
Inside sources have revealed that Putin has stage IV pancreatic cancer and advanced parkinson. This man has maybe 3 months to live. The sad thing is, his war with Ukraine is nothing but a suicide mission that will eventually involve NATO and possibly lead to a nuclear holocaust. His days are numbered on earth and he wants the whole world to die with him.

A leaked CIA memo showed that putin was exposed to a lethal dose of radioactive polonium. Same document speculated that one of his close oligarchs may have poisoned him which resulted in cancerous cells metastasizing to his pancreas. This is the very reason why Putin sits on a 20 foot long table when meeting with world leaders.

I will advise all Nigerians living in Europe to relocate back to Nigeria ASAP. Once the nukes start dropping in Europe, you will have no chance whatsoever.

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Politics / Re: You Are Qualified - Oba Of Lagos Tells Amaechi by GreatAdvice: 6:06pm On Apr 30, 2022
A word is enough for the wise. Avoid this election like thr plague, it will be the bloodiest election in Nigeria's history.
Crime / Re: Gunmen Open Fire On A Drinking Joint In Anambra, Kill 4 Men And A Lady (video) by GreatAdvice: 6:02pm On Apr 30, 2022
This is a very sad story but it could've been easily prevented. Drinking alcohol damages your liver and shortens your lifespan but if you must drink, for Christ sake buy your drink from the store and drink it at home. You save money and save your life as well.

I will advice anyone who frequents bars or sports viewing centres to make sure they have a concealed shot gun and a bullet proof vest should incase a shootout breaks out.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Help!! Cats Keep Crying At My Window At Night!! by GreatAdvice: 7:16am On Apr 30, 2022
This is a very simple problem with a very simple solution. Your moniker is T0T0fucker, I can hypothesize that you sleep with different women on a regular basis. Maybe your budget only permits you to sleep around with those cheap street prostitutes with bacterial vaginosis, a condition that emanates a fishy odour in the female genitalia_. You can't blame the cats for lurking around your window, they aren't members of a witch coven, they are hungry animals thinking their next meal will be some tasty fried fish.

I will advice you to buy a douche bag, mix it with dettol and thoroughly irrigate the kpekus before sex. Also have a nice airfreshner handy, spray it after each session and those cats will never bother you again. Good luck.

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Romance / Re: I Am 70-year-old But I Have Never Slept With Any Man In My Life [pics] by GreatAdvice: 2:56am On Apr 30, 2022
We shouldn't praise this woman's abstinence from sex because as a specie, she hasn't fulfilled her purpose. The basic reason for our existence is to procreate and increase the survival of our specie and this woman has failed woefully.

Moreover, a lack of sex increases your chance of HPV which can cause cervical cancer. Although she has lived a long life, I will still advise her to find a man and have sex with him as being celibate from birth to death isn't an accomplishment, even guiness world record doesn't recognize it.
Business / Re: A Stronger Force Beyond Me by GreatAdvice: 2:48am On Apr 30, 2022
You people act like all gamblers lose money. It's true that the house always wins but there are folks who have built a steady income from gambling. It's just like anything in life, many will try but few will succeed. I will advise you to sell all your personal belongings, take out a loan stake it all in the Liverpool vs New Castle match later today. Don't quit just yet, you are about to hit it big. Goodluck.
Properties / Re: What You Should Know About The Lekki Free Trade Zone by GreatAdvice: 2:33am On Apr 30, 2022
I will never invest in realestate ever again and I will advise you to stay away. Back in 2014 I was advised to buy a plot of land in lekki phase II. I was convinced that there will be a seaport and properties in phase II will skyrocket just as phase I did. I fell for the hype and paid 10million for a plot of land back in 2014. I was told it is a government allocated land and nobody can mess with me, but can you believe that up to this moment I'm yet to receive my C of O? Can you believe that I have paid so much nonsense tax and fees since and still nothing to show for it? Worst of all, the value of land has appreciated on paper but when you consider inflation, it has actually depreciated in value.

I will never advise even my worst enemy to invest in realestaate again, had I gambled away that money or bought crypto back then, maybe I would've become the richest Black man today.
Business / Re: Jeff Bezos Falls To No. 3 World’s Richest After Losing $20B In A Day by GreatAdvice: 2:20am On Apr 30, 2022
This is exactly what happens when you try to feel cool and hip. Bezos was a nerd in his early days and he married a fellow nerd like him. They lived a good life and had 3 children and adopted the 4th one. When he met his 1st wife he was a goofy nerd with that chimpmunk face but his wife didn't mind because she looked like a librarian herself. Then he clocked his 50s and started having midlife crisis. Man started working out and looking buff, Forbes magazine has crowned him the World's richest man and his company, Amazon had eclipsed $1 Trilion. He was on top of the world, and so was his bloated ego, now he needed a partner to match and that's where Lauren Sanchez
comes in.
By the end of 2022, Warren Buffet will climb back up to being the richest man in the world and its simply because other billionaires will sabotage their chances with their own hands. Bezos' demise started after he ditched a good woman for that slut named Sanchez. Elon Musk's demise started when he started acting like Trump 2.0 with his crass and unnecessary row with politicians and fellow billionaires. Bill Gates did himself in by cheating on his wife of donkey years. And Mark Zuckerberg shot himself in the foot by doubling down on the metaverse crap, the audacity of a 37yr old in thinking that someday we will all live in a virtual world.

I will advise Bezos to dump Lauren Sanchez and make amends with his exwife, the universe can be very unforgiving when you hurt good people

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Foreign Affairs / Re: China Says Nato Has ‘messed Up Europe’ And Warns Over Role In Asia-pacific by GreatAdvice: 1:59am On Apr 30, 2022
Back in 1980, China was the headquarters of poverty and hunger. President Ronald Reagan and greedy American corporations made China the behemoth it is today. Rather than pay the American workers a living wage, they built factories and shipped jobs to China so they can pay them 1/100th of what the average American would make. As you make your bed, so you lie on it.
All this Sabre rattling from China is getting annoying. If they think they are a super power, I will advise them to attack Taiwan once and for all and see what will happen next. In a twinkle of an eye, 1.4 billion people will evaporate from the face of the earth.
Religion / Re: I dreamt sleeping with my mum by GreatAdvice: 1:35am On Apr 30, 2022
You have been watching too much incestuous porn that it's beginning to manifest in your dreams. If you don't nip it In the bud it will advance from dreams to reality. You may start with your female cousins, then your sisters and then your mother.
I will advise you to quit watching porn altogether but if that's hard for you to do, avoid all those silly step mother step son porn for a while, otherwise you may commit an abomination that carries generational curse. Good luck.

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