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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Offer, Had I Acted Unwise? by GreatAdvice: 1:15pm On Jan 13, 2023
Having too many job offers isn't good for your mental health. I will advise you to quit the farm Manger job and decline the interview and use your savings to do airbnb which is where your passion is. Goodluck.
Crime / Re: See The Comments That Made Me Realize Yahoo Yahoo Has Finished Our Youths by GreatAdvice: 12:04pm On Jun 22, 2022
Ok
Car Talk / Re: My Toyota Corolla Vandalized by GreatAdvice: 7:51am On May 16, 2022
Driving a car in Nigeria is a luxury. As painful as this experience is, I will advise you to replace the parts or use public transportation for now.

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Romance / Re: Women Narrate How They Discovered Their Boyfriends Are Gay by GreatAdvice: 9:37pm On May 11, 2022
poweredcom:


You are a psychopath , na una full NL here forcing Gayism on people who are not close to being gay ,putting words in my mouth

Thunder strike you

Lol. U said it yourself.

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Nairaland / General / Re: State One Question You Hate Being Asked. by GreatAdvice: 11:49am On May 11, 2022
UCHIHAmask:

Did you go for medical fertility screening to ascertain if you and your wife was fit?

We did all that. She had multiple nice size Fibroid. After a non invasive myomectomy, she had a baby.

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Nairaland / General / Re: State One Question You Hate Being Asked. by GreatAdvice: 11:17am On May 11, 2022
Any baby yet? After getting married, we couldn't have a child right away. When I'm at work, my colleagues would ask when is the baby coming? Some of my close pals would jokingly say I'm shooting blank and I will just laugh it off but deep down it bothered me. I remember one time my female coworker saw me eating cake with juice and she boldly said this is the reason I haven't had a child because i like sweet things and everyone around just looked but didn't want to laugh or say anything. It was really embarrassing.

4 years later, my wife gave birth. While we were waiting, she had gone back to school to get a degree that's lucrative. I got a masters degree, bought a house and many other accomplishments.

I will advise people not to pressure new couples, it can be traumatic. Some go through several miscarriages and many cannot conceive due to different medical conditions. And I will advise expecting couples to live their lives and focus on achieving great things because once that baby comes, you may not have time to do anything again. May God bless all expecting couples with their heart desires.

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Romance / Re: Women Narrate How They Discovered Their Boyfriends Are Gay by GreatAdvice: 11:36pm On May 10, 2022
poweredcom:


You are a fool, so you can't read properly

So if I know porn star names so wat ..it's like you knowing a footballer name ..ode like you

Sense far from you , when did I say I watch trans porn or gay porn I said some people may stumble on Dem when searching for things and see the clip and take off the page ...or even if they look at it for once and see how it goes dat does not even define someone being gay ok ..

Your miseducation is driving you mad

You said you look at gay porn out of curiosity? Yes, you are gay or thinking about it. I'm not even condemning you, but the more you try to backpedal from what you said the more suspicious you look.
Romance / Re: Women Narrate How They Discovered Their Boyfriends Are Gay by GreatAdvice: 11:49pm On May 09, 2022
poweredcom:


Get sense nicca ...back d F..k up before you get the smack up

You just said you watch trans porn sometimes out of curiosity. You also enjoy watching BBC porn to the point where you know the Male pornstars' names. You are a closet homosexual. I'm telling u to stop hiding and deceiving those around u.

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Romance / Re: Women Narrate How They Discovered Their Boyfriends Are Gay by GreatAdvice: 4:18pm On May 09, 2022
poweredcom:


So if someone is watching a porn where niggas like Mandingo or Lex Steele or Rico strong or Wesley pipes is banging d hell out of a white beech ..the person is now Gay

Una mumu reasoning don de too much these days ...

The only way someone can be suspected to being gay is if the person watches gay porn too much ...as a lifestyle ok ..sometimes we may search for something's online and stumble on those transsexual and gay pictures ..one may look it out of curiosity does not makes one gay ok

U gay bro. Embrace it.
Romance / Re: Women Narrate How They Discovered Their Boyfriends Are Gay by GreatAdvice: 1:51pm On May 09, 2022
Research has shown that a majority of people watching gay and trans porn are straight men. There are many closeted homosexuals around us mainly because being openly gay in Nigeria is a crime. You risk being alienated by friends and family. You risk getting locked up in prison. And even worse, you risk being killed by a mob.

I will advise women to be highly suspicious if their man watches gay porn or BBC porn because there's no difference. If your man is obsessed with watching straight porn where the man has big joystick, that's a red flag. Also if your man asks you to lick his anus, that's a big red flag.

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Pets / Re: Type In Here Your Dog Request. Or Whatssap 08165238089 With Ur DOG REQUEST by GreatAdvice: 2:12am On May 09, 2022
I want a German shepherd and poodle mix breed. Budget 3k
Romance / Re: Handsome Nigerian Man Weds His Pretty American Bride In Texas, USA (Photos) by GreatAdvice: 1:51am On May 09, 2022
When I was growing up, the reigning thing was to give birth in a foreign country so your child can have dual citizenship. Now it seems the reigning thing is interracial marriage so you can have half-caste children.

This picture reminds me of the movie Get Out. I will advise this young man to ditch this woman for his safety. Racist Americans might lynch him to make a point.

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Investment / Re: How Legit Is "OST Mine Company"? by GreatAdvice: 1:45am On May 09, 2022
Ponzi scheme. Run the other way or prepare to lose your life savings.

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Car Talk / Re: Which Car Is A Great Alternative To Totoro Corolla With 2m -2.5m by GreatAdvice: 1:33am On May 09, 2022
I will advise you to buy a used suburu forester, you can't go wrong with it. For one, it's very rare to find anywhere in Nigeria, no one will flag you down like you are an uber. Secondly, it is amongst the most reliable and longer lasting cars ever made, just do the research for yourself. Thirdly, women will literally throw themselves at you just because you drive this unique car, I'm speaking from experience. Good luck.

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Politics / Re: Olumide Akpata & Osayamon Ogbebor Pre-Wedding Photos by GreatAdvice: 1:16pm On May 08, 2022
Sterope:
How is she a trophy wife?

Just look at her, then look at the guy. If money isn't involved, she should be marrying a guy around her age who's fit or regular. Look at oshimole's wife, that's another trophy wife.
Fashion / Re: How Do You Dress To The Market? by GreatAdvice: 1:14pm On May 08, 2022
haggai247:



I use to think like you but pesticides riddled food is out there in the market apple peaches and tomatoes are now spray with round down a dangerous pesticides like DDT.

meat is a no no for me I'm planning on staying more 60+ years.

Most cow are treated with bone lime growth hormone I don't know if my fulani brothers actually give their cow these hormones.

Why get my goat is chicken is now been feed with it.

Went to a poultry and saw it in a small vile bottle since then I quit eating chicken.

Only grass feed chickens I rear and it's occasionally.

People have to be careful of what they eat....

I've been like this from day one and if my kind populate the earth chemist and doctors would be out of business.


Kudos to you bro. This is the way to go but it's a but too strict for me. I love my meat. Although it will make sense to rear them goats and chickens myself to avoid the ones sold at the market.

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Fashion / Re: How Do You Dress To The Market? by GreatAdvice: 1:08pm On May 08, 2022
Pacesetterz:


Na so biological shopper

Same here,I don’t step foot in d market at all. Why should a man be in d market,it’s a woman’s place..exceptional cases(if wifey put to bed or emergency).
The last time I was in d market in 2016,this girl made me shed tears. She never stopped telling me how those women ripped me off about 5k total from each item I bought. A bag of semo I bought was topped with 500,cat fish I bought was ripped with 250,beverages etc I don’t go to d market. there’s this mobile grocery store I order from down to filling of gas. My woman is a busy career woman too

Nigeria markets are the easiest places to contact that airborne disease you’ve been avoiding. It’s in some Nigeria markets that fellow buyers will cough directly into ur mouth or someone will sneeze in d air like a goat.

Lol na chop you wella. Me sef no fit dey haggle price, it gives me anxiety.
Fashion / Re: How Do You Dress To The Market? by GreatAdvice: 10:53pm On May 07, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:


Where are you based? And where do you shop?May as well take a cue from you.

Based in lagos. I use supermartng.com all the time and they deliver to the house.

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Business / Re: Bakery Or Poultry: Which Of These Two Businesses Should I Go For? by GreatAdvice: 10:51pm On May 07, 2022
Limassol:
Cheese, Butter and eggs, in a typical Nigerian bakery product? highly unlikely. This is an abroad stuff and hardly applies here. However, reasons as to why is a topic for another day.

I can tell you've never baked before. You use eggs, butter and milk at the very least. Nothing abroad about what I said.

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Car Talk / Re: I Need A Car With The Lowest Fuel Economy & Cheapest Low Maintenance by GreatAdvice: 7:23pm On May 07, 2022
You need a car to feel like a big boy but you are not willing to do what it takes. Your mates have sold their kidneys in the black market. Others have used their manhood for ritual. If you can't trek, I will advise you to do what big boys do.

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Travel / Re: Brazilian Woman Watched Her Daughter And Husband Drown Near The Usa(photos) by GreatAdvice: 7:12pm On May 07, 2022
Seems like they had a decent life in Brasil. I can never understand people's obsession with going to extreme lengths just to enter the U.S. Before the days of the internet, we all thought U.S streets were paved with gold and money was on the floor for everyone to pick but we all know better now.

How bad could it be for anyone to abandon everything in their home country only to embark on this journey? First they have to pay people to help them get to the border. Then they have to spend several months moving from one Latin American country to the next until they get to the border. Then they have to get through a desert and that Rio grande river. At any point they could've been killed or robbed or fallen sick and left in the wilderness. When they finally get through to the U.S, they could be held in detention centers and deported back to square one.

It's just not worth it. So long as there's life, there's hope. Will advise anyone thinking of taking drastic measures to flee Nigeria to forget about it. Either leave the legal way or make the best of your situation.

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Politics / Re: Olumide Akpata & Osayamon Ogbebor Pre-Wedding Photos by GreatAdvice: 6:51pm On May 07, 2022
Amazing. This fat and bald headed man is about to marry a tall slender goddess who's 20yrs younger than him. Like they say "money talks".

I will advise every man to double their hustle If they want a trophy wife like this. If you have to rob a bank to make it, do just that because you only live once.

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Business / Re: Proof Of Funds! Proof Of Funds!!...travel Made Easy by GreatAdvice: 6:50pm On May 07, 2022
AroOkigbo:


You should know say the guy na scammer nah
Oh, I no even think am like that. Kai
Fashion / Re: How Do You Dress To The Market? by GreatAdvice: 6:44pm On May 07, 2022
I wear boxers and singlet. I do all my shopping right on my phone and it is delivered to me 2hrs later. By shopping online, I limit my exposure to toxic fumes, dirty roadside puddle, police extortion and random street fight. Moreover, by shopping online, I'm creating jobs for others as well as saving the planet from global warming. I will advise everyone living in a big city to buy groceries online, it may seem expensive but exposure to cancer causing fumes is detrimental to your health.

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Business / Re: Proof Of Funds! Proof Of Funds!!...travel Made Easy by GreatAdvice: 6:41pm On May 07, 2022
This actually defeats the purpose of the Visa application vetting process. Why would you help someone appear as though they have the necessary funds needed to secure a Visa if they don't actually have the money? So what now happens when they arrive to their destination and lack the means to pay their rent or medical bills? They become a liability to that country and it is because u helped them cheat the system.

I will advise you to stop advertising this service otherwise I will have a friend get your details and make sure you are reported to the authorities.

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Romance / Re: My Husband Pressures Me To Shit In His Mouth And Sniffs My Armpit - Lady Narrate by GreatAdvice: 6:34pm On May 07, 2022
You made a vow to stay married for better or for worse so why are you running to social media to air your dirty laundry? Your husband has a fetish for scat intimacy. It doesn't hurt anyone and he actually enjoys it, for the sake of your marriage and happiness of your husband, I will advise you to indulge in his fantasy. Or do you want him pooping inside another woman's mouth? Be wise.

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Family / Re: For The Mature Guys. Why Are You Not Married Yet by GreatAdvice: 6:23pm On May 07, 2022
Because marriage is expensive. My buddy spent 55million on his wedding. Another colleague of mine laments about how much he spends on formula and diapers for his twins. Another one complains about a stagnation in his education and career because he has no time for himself.

I will advise people to do what I did. I got a pet. My 3yr old Burmese python is my little bundle of joy. Her food is cheap and I can leave her for days without worry.

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Business / Re: Bakery Or Poultry: Which Of These Two Businesses Should I Go For? by GreatAdvice: 6:15pm On May 07, 2022
Why not both? Build a poultry and use the eggs for your bakery. Think about it. You can later expand to include cows and goats; now you can have eggs, cheese, butter and magarine for your bakery. Saves you a ton of money and also increases your revenue. Good luck.

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Politics / Re: Aregbesola Refused To Sit Beside, Shake Hands With Omisore by GreatAdvice: 6:13pm On May 07, 2022
Maybe Omisore has body odour or halitosis. Even I wouldn't sit next to someone like that, let alone shake his hand. I will advise him to buy Axe deodorant and Listerine mouthwash.

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Family / Re: My 2-Year-Old Daughter Is Using Foul Words by GreatAdvice: 6:09pm On May 07, 2022
I will advise you to increase your hustle so you can move out of that slum. That's the only solution, move your family to Lekki and she will be speaking American and British English. Rob a bank If you have to, a man has to do what's necessary by all means. Good luck

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Politics / Re: South West Leaders Last Supper (Picture) by GreatAdvice: 6:02pm On May 07, 2022
This Is blasphemy. I will advise them to stop before they bring upon the wrath of God on this nation.

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