Nobody hates Dangote, but a lot of people dislike him because of all the favorable policies implemented by the government just to favor his businesses. The government is supposed to set up a level playing field to promote competition and capitalism, instead they have a different set of rules for their friends and the elitists. Dangote industries is basically a monopoly all thanks to the government. I will advise them to dissolve all his companies, we don't need title of richest Black man, it doesn't benefit the masses.

The sure way to ensure the safety of lagosians at least in the future is to institute a 1 child policy for all lagosians. Lagos is the smallest state by landmass but it harbors a population greater than Portugal, Sweden, Greece, Tunisia, Hungary and Israel. How is that sustainable? Implement a 1 child policy and close the borders.

These terrorists are like ants, you kill 10, 50 resurfaces. It's time for a more drastic approach. I will advise the government to bulldoze and clear the whole sambisa forest and buy some land from Chad and give these terrorists their own country. Stop killing our young men in the army In a war that cannot be won.

If you've watched the movie Final Destination you will realise that anyone who cheats death eventually dies hours or days later. I'm happy they made it out alive but I will advise them to fast and pray the next few days as they aren't out of the loop yet.

Missionaire:


Sorry to say, you are a big fool.
Very foolish and empty human being.
If a child kept under your care and is being helpful to you is hungry and in your absence she takes N100 to buy what to eat and when you come back and you asked her, she didn't lie to you that she didn't take the money but instead told you the truth.

She told you the F**king truth.
So, if it is your daughter or sister, you would be comfortable with the police letting the woman go because the negative and embarrassing publicity is enough punishment for her right?
That woman assaulted that girl and has left a life scar on her.
You say that the woman might have helped her life for she would have grown to become a hardened criminal?
Does that make sense to you? Sorry, I forgot that you don't have sense.

Do you know how much is puff puff? One puff puff which is usually very small and oily is N10. So for N100, that little girl would be getting 10 or 11 (additional one) small puff puff just to eat and all you could do is to use your leprous fingers to type nonsense.

Tueeh!

You are a dunce. There's no way she spent N100 on buns, believe these kids at your own peril. Its because of misguided parents like you that we have 13yr old kids having sex and taping it.

The WHO carried out a study back in 2015 and they found out that 83% of reported suicides in Nigeria are very suspicious and inconclusive. This does not surprise me at all. The man was killed. I will never advise anyone I know to join the Nigerian army, they are more corrupt than thieves and politicians.

Today is your lucky day, I'm doing philanthropy by giving great advice for free! Here's what you need to do, to hell with whatever silly reputation you think you have, this isn't secondary school. Find an agbero or one of your male friends who's big and rugged, hang out on the street and when you see the guy again, walk up to him and give him the hardest punch you've ever given in your life. If the punk tries to fight back, let your friend or agbero jump in. It's not about age, the young man is a bully and he needs to pick on someone his own size. After this, he will think twice to start any nonsense.

Afterwards, I need you to enroll in a gym and buy some quality whey protein powder. You can not select your genetic attributes but there's no excuse for being skinny and scrawny in this day and age. Hit the gym and bulk up and no punk will bully you again. Goodluck.

Ever since Wizkid left EME Entertainment, Banky W has been trying so hard to gain relevance. I understand his plight, his intern became way bigger than him and never really gives him credit. I will advise him to stay out of the public view for sometime and channel all his energy into building a real estate empire and enjoy his peace away from so much scrutiny. Being a politician will be his demise as I don't see him as the type that can withstand so much scrutiny from his constituents. Goodluck.

Have u ever been to the zoo? OK forget the zoo, have you seen pigeons, dogs, chickens and even houseflies? Do you know what they all have in common? They sleep around with multiple partners and that's because it's the natural state of all animals including humans. Monogamy is a man-made construct but biologically men are programed to think about sex every 5 seconds as a way to ensure the procreation and survival of our specie. It's not a Nollywood problem. I will advise you to live your life and just hope that the man you marry at the very least has the decency and respect to hide his concubines from you.

Truth be told, the reason these guys were rounded up so swiftly and effortlessly is because they had killed a police sergeant. Nigerian Police can be as efficient as those NYPD and CSI tv shows when one of their own is killed. I will advise them to channel this same energy when the victims are common civilians.

OP you are lucky to have someone like me here to give great advice free of charge. I will advise you to focus on the job you are paid to do and leave others alone. If you notice your coworker or supervisor stealing or slacking on the job seize that opportunity to become the best version of yourself and hopefully someone will notice and promote you. You should never snitch on another colleague to elevate your stance in an organisation because at the end of the day you are just a number and you are easily replaceable. Mind your your business and good luck.

Etuagievin:
. So you called that stealing? Someone working for you is hungry and took #100 from pulse to buy food and owned up to it , yet you still conclude it's stealing. If the woman is spared she will repeat the act. She deserve purnishment because the young girl is going through pains right now. It's also against child right act to subject a child to such treatment.

If it's not stealing, what is it then?

I used to have respect for Elon Musk. I saw him as a nerd and a savvy business man whose innovation will propel mankind forward but it has now dawned on me that Elon Musk has taken a page out of Trump's playbook. The man is now so obnoxious and crass. Trump showed the world that being rude, disrespectful and bigoted makes you seem like a tough guy to many misguided folks and now Elon is following that path. I will advise him to humble himself and stop looking for likes on twitter. His unprovoked row with Bezos and now Bill Gates just seems like a desperate move for attention.

You joined Nairaland in 2020 and you've already created over 81 topics when the average nairalander creates maybe 3 topics a year. This tells me that 99% of your stories are fairytales. Your hope is that one day your silly topics will make frontpage so you can feel accomplished. You crave attention so much that you will make up silly stories and its quite depressing to watch. I will advise you to get a job and put your time to good use as a mind is a terrible thing to waste. And if you were indeed sacked for using your left hand to take something from an elder, you truly deserve it because it means you clearly lack home training. Goodluck.

Who family epp? As a matter of fact I will advise Yul Edochie to marry a 3rd wife to get all these overzealous hypocrits all worked up. When you marry a celebrity, you should expect other ladies to have a share of the pie, it comes with the territory, thinking otherwise is foolish. I wish them luck.

This is an unfortunate situation. But let's not forget that the girl stole her madam's money and used it to buy buns. I feel sorry for the girl for receiving such excessive maltreatment but i'm also happy because I know she will never do such again. Her madam may have changed the trajectory of this young girl, maybe she could've turned out to be a hardened criminal in the future but after such beating she will never commit any crime again. I will advise the the Police to forgive the madam because she's pregnant and the embarrassment she will face from all the press this story is receiving is more than enough punishment.

This is an unfortunate situation. But let's not forget that the girl stole her madam's money and used it to buy buns. I feel sorry for the girl for receiving such excessive maltreatment but i'm also happy because I know she will never do such again. Her madam may have changed the trajectory of this young girl, maybe she could've turned out to be a hardened criminal in the future but after such beating she will never commit any crime again. I will advise the the Police to forgive the madam because she's pregnant and the embarrassment she will face from all the press this story is receiving is more than enough punishment.

90%of the time, those pardoned after several years in prison are let off the hook only because there aren't strong evidence to link them to the crime. Most times they actually committed the crime but when they appeal years later, the Judge would say there aren't inconclusive evidence to keep them in prison so they let them walk and the government pays them millions of dollars. I feel sorry for American tax payers whose money is used to pay criminals a retirement fund after they are released. I will advise this guy to give his life to Christ and thank his stars that he's out of jail because the victim of his crime never had a chance. Goodluck.

Funny dude. I will be very candid with you but you cannot eat your cake and have it. She made love to you, cooked food for you, washed your clothes and bore you a son and you are questioning if you should pay her bride price now she's dead? OP I think you are very heartless, this is the least you could do in her absence. I will advise you to call her elder brother, ask how much her dowry is and also the list of things her people need and go from there. Please rent a nice bridal gown and make wedding arrangements for her even if you have to take a loan, this is the right thing to do if you don't want to face the wrath of the gods or lose custody of your son. Goodluck.

This is a very simple case and anyone with half a brain should know that Woman B gave it to Woman A as collateral. It doesn't matter if its 9yrs ago or 9 days ago; Woman A needs to pay the money needed to buy a brand new machine in 2022, plus an annualised interest of 30% and severance pay for all the pain and suffering she has inflicted on Woman B. This is a very sad case, you should never sell someone's property that was handed over to you as collateral unless they default on their debt agreement.

There are so many misguided people on the web. My mission is to give the best possible advice whenever possible and completely free of charge. It's my very own version of philanthropy.

Money pays the bills, provides food and keeps a roof over our heads. If you are not paying somebody's bills, you shouldn't question how they earn their money. I will advise all ladies 18+ to buy a dog, have intimacy with it and post it online for money. You don't need N1.5mil, you can do it for 20k.

This is good news for all the fish in the ocean. They can live in peace, especially for the baby fish, they don't need to worry about their parents being kidnapped. I'm just waiting for an European country to launch a missle towards Moscow so this WW3 can start already.

Maybe your mom doesn't have a great attitude. You see good customer service is very important in any business. Tell your mom to greet people even if they are younger than her, tell her to smile more and learn how to crack jokes and her business will turn around. Maybe she's always frowning her face and acting entitled. Tell her to watch YouTube videos and learn how to smile and crack jokes. Goodluck.