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CelebritiesHow Denzel Washington & Tyler Perry Intervened In Will Smith & Chris Rock Matter by GreatAxeMan(op): 12:26pm On Apr 04, 2022
He speaks to Pastor TD Jakes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-kvFACZ5yE
Christianity EtcRe: Allow Your Ishmael To Die by GreatAxeMan: 7:01am On Apr 04, 2022
The Quraysh claimed to be Arabs and they claimed to be descendants of Ishmael, but according to the Hadith, there were already Arabs in existence before Ismael was even born!
A profoundly stupid religion that makes no sense.


haekymbahd:
:DHe was an Arab and a descendant of ishmail from the Quraysh tribe so what are you driving at...


Was Jesus was a descendant of isaac abi is it bible or Jesus that was lieing?
TV/MoviesRe: How Does Tstv Manage To Continue Fooling Nigerians? by GreatAxeMan(op): 12:40am On Apr 04, 2022
That was a typo. I have amended it to read 2017.

foxxydude:
Op I confirm you are a time traveller since your news info is dated 2027
Op please kindly let me know the team that won Qatar 2022, world cup 2026, Champions league 2022 -2026 send me a DM
Thank you in advance
God bless you
Good luck. It's your money. When TStv eventually crashes it will be your loss.

Otuegbe:
Am going to buy it tomorrow, if you like kee urself
Randerl:
We are budgeting for 16 TSTV packages for cooperative and employees.
Provide your evidence to disprove me. Let's see who is really lame.

leofab:
Lame dstv propagandist.
Making an illegal choice will only make things worse.

Duru009:
The is a DSTV marketer....


Please allow NIGERIANS to make a choice, things are hard now please
TV/MoviesRe: How Does Tstv Manage To Continue Fooling Nigerians? by GreatAxeMan(op): 12:37am On Apr 04, 2022
luminouz:
2027huh

Are you high?
Typographical error. I have amended it to read 2017.
TV/MoviesRe: How Does Tstv Manage To Continue Fooling Nigerians? by GreatAxeMan(op): 9:17pm On Apr 03, 2022
It's either your brain doesn't work or your eyes need glasses.

Sky Sports who are the global owners of the EPL Broadcast television and online streaming rights, opens up bidding for regional broadcasters on a three yearly cycle.
The current cycle began in 2022 and ends in 2025.
During this period, only Supersport can cover English premiership games in Sub-saharan Africa.
Anyone else who tries to Broadcast EPL games without any valid licensing from Sky Sports is operating illegally.


foxxydude:
Op I confirm you are a time traveller since your news info is dated 2027
Op please kindly let me know the team that won Qatar 2022, world cup 2026, Champions league 2022 -2026 send me a DM
Thank you in advance
God bless you
TV/MoviesRe: How Does Tstv Manage To Continue Fooling Nigerians? by GreatAxeMan(op): 9:10pm On Apr 03, 2022
Live football is the biggest draw for Pay TV operators in Nigeria.
The more live football an operator can offer in its premium bouquet, the more subscribers it will attract.


nifemi25:
No be only football we dey watch
Thanksful:
Nah only football we dey watch for TV?
Christianity EtcRe: Allow Your Ishmael To Die by GreatAxeMan: 8:51pm On Apr 03, 2022
And what ethnicity was mo? grin

haekymbahd:
Ishmael being an ancestor of the Arab or not is not my concern. Muhammad was a descendant of Ishmael...
TV/MoviesHow Does Tstv Manage To Continue Fooling Nigerians? by GreatAxeMan(op):
The only Pay TV service legally authorized to broadcast live premiership games in Sub-saharan Africa is Supersport TV, while BeIN TV is the only broadcaster allowed to show premiership in North Africa.

In 2017, BeIN TV banned TStv from illegally transmitting its EPL coverage and TStv is still owing millions for violating BeIN TV's broadcast rights.

The only sports channel on TStv is Grande TV and they do not have any license or permission to broadcast Premier League games, but its promoters are using the EPL to market their products and Nigerians are rushing to subscribe.


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Foreign AffairsRe: Israelis Kill Three Palestinian Militants As Violence Spirals (Pics) by GreatAxeMan: 5:09pm On Apr 03, 2022
PoliticsRe: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by GreatAxeMan: 10:35am On Apr 03, 2022
PoliticsRe: Video Of Fulani herdsman defiling a cow by GreatAxeMan: 10:18am On Apr 03, 2022
This is FoolishBoy419's father, Alhaji Bobrisky grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Allow Your Ishmael To Die by GreatAxeMan: 7:59am On Apr 03, 2022
Ishmael was not the ancestor of the Arabs. muhaMAD simply invented a lie about Ishmael in order to connect himself to Abraham.

haekymbahd:
What was the offence of obedient Ishmael to deserve all this or are you just evil minded?


Mathew 5
43 You have heard that it was said, You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy;(L)

44 But I tell you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,(M)

45 To show that you are the children of your Father Who is in heaven; for He makes His sun rise on the wicked and on the good, and makes the rain fall upon the upright and the wrongdoers [alike].



Why is it hard for you to follow Jesus commandment?
Christianity EtcRe: Allow Your Ishmael To Die by GreatAxeMan: 7:57am On Apr 03, 2022
Ishmael is not the ancestor of the Arabs. MOOhaMAD simply lied about Ishmael in order to connect Arabs to Abraham.
Ishmael's descendants were called Ishmaelites, not Arabs.


AntiChristian:
I have witnessed a preacher with this wild claim before as if Ishmael was created by Satan.

God never wished Ishmael death like these so called Christians!
As for Ishmael, I have heard you, and I will surely bless him; I will make him fruitful and multiply him greatly. He will become the father of twelve rulers, and I will make him into a great nation. Genesis 17:20
Foreign AffairsRe: 5 killed in Israel terror attack, with shooter neutralized ( Pics, Video) by GreatAxeMan: 7:55am On Apr 03, 2022
I remember when I visited FoolishBoy419's home. As I was walking up to his house, a crying dog ran past me. The dog had blood and shît leaking from its anus.

As I got to FoolishBoy419's house, I saw his father Alhaji Bobrisky wiping dog shît and blood from his 2 inch micro preek.

FoolishBoy419's mother was trying to assist by using her Hijab to wipe dog shît and blood from the floor of their living room.

FoolishBoy419 would have been better off as an orphan.



FoolishBoy419:
Like I said, I am at least lucky enough to know my father. If they were to try to find out who your useless fathers are, at least an army of one hundred super-computers would be needed to analyze the DNA of the thousands of men that have shagged your mama's vagina.

To add salt to injury, your mama doesn't do it with humans alone. Neighbors have reported some weird noises coming from goats, pigs, and dogs at night in her bedroom. So the machines might probably have to take data from those animals for their possible contribution to the parternity of this supernatural catastrophe (you).

Jesus and Mary were crooks, perverts, sluts, bestials, and all sorts of things, but I think even they would be left with their mouths agape when they see your mother.

When, that reminds me. Have you asked her for her price yet? I can't wait to lay my hands on her soft, fat asscheeks. I heard that they are soft as jelly and as jiggly as a jello
CelebritiesWhy Will Smith Might Be The Biggest Simp In The World (video) by GreatAxeMan(op): 5:06pm On Apr 02, 2022
If you are defending the "honour" of a woman who:

Cheated on you by sleeping with one of her son's friends;

Refused to apologize after she was caught cheating;

Constantly talks about a man who died 25 years ago as the "love of her life"

Then you are the Olympic gold medalist of simping;

You are the professor emeritus of the Faculty of Emasculation and Dean of the School of Simpology.

It is Will Smith who needs the Redpill because his wife is actually the man in their relationship.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf5Wp81MomA
PoliticsRe: FG To Spend Over N1 Billion On Lie Detector, Goggles For NDLEA In Drug War by GreatAxeMan: 4:39pm On Apr 02, 2022
EducationRe: 3 Things You Should Know About Women, Sex And Orgasm by GreatAxeMan: 4:20pm On Apr 02, 2022
PoliticsRe: One Man's Unfulfilled Divine Assignment In Power And The Many Implications... by GreatAxeMan: 11:53am On Apr 02, 2022
EducationRe: See The Results My Neighbor's Daughter Got From School by GreatAxeMan: 11:30am On Apr 02, 2022
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CrimeRe: Six Herdsmen Bag Life Imprisonment For Kidnapping In Kwara by GreatAxeMan: 7:18am On Apr 02, 2022
RomanceRe: Dear Men, Please Do Not Make This Terrible Mistake In Your Relationships (photo) by GreatAxeMan: 3:31pm On Apr 01, 2022
What works for you and whatever emasculated simpologist you're dating, won't work for normal men.


siofra:
I just say make I tell una.

Never leave a good woman because she mistakenly slept with another man Thank you
PoliticsCompany Advertises Helicopter Services From Abuja To Kaduna by GreatAxeMan(op): 3:19pm On Apr 01, 2022
According to Senator Shehu Danni, a helicopter transport company has stepped in to fill the void created by the fear of road and railway travel between Kaduna and Abuja

IslamRe: Can A Muslim Skip Fasting If He Has Nothing To Eat Before And After The Fast? by GreatAxeMan: 3:16pm On Apr 01, 2022
Well, since the overwhelming majority of Nigerian muslims are poor and wretched like most other Muslims around the world, they are already used to hunger, so fasting isn't a big deal for them.

Khalifaibb:
So many Muslims like me tomorrow are going to have nothing to eat before and after fasting tomorrow, is there a possibility of leaving it or what can one do In such situations?

Am already starving and our only hope comes from Allah brothers and sisters what can you suggest for us the less privileged?

Are we allowed to leave the fasting?
CelebritiesChris Rock Relaxes With His Two Daughters by GreatAxeMan(op): 1:19pm On Apr 01, 2022
The 57 year old comedy legend is seen chilling with his daughters Lola and Zahra. He was recently at the centre of controversy when fellow celeb Will Smith "slapped" him.

Foreign AffairsRe: 5 killed in Israel terror attack, with shooter neutralized ( Pics, Video) by GreatAxeMan: 1:12pm On Apr 01, 2022
Your mama and baba met each other as olosho and client!!! grin grin grin

Your mama infected your bob risky Baba with gonorrhoea which he picked up from doing his homo runs in mosque!! grincheesy

Having anal sex with almajiris and under age boys has been practiced by prophet Muhammad Sex Award Winner (SAW) and so nobody should be surprised that FoolishBoy419's bisexual father fúcks both underage boys and prostitutes! grin grin grin

Bastard son of a bastard father and a harlot mother!!!

Same as your mentally ill fake prophet MOOhaMAD!!!gringringrin





FoolishBoy419:
I have been taking pity on you by focusing on your useless faith, but it's like you are asking for a little lesson from me.


At least my papa and mama do them as married couples, and hence I know my father. In your case, your useless mother is still confused about your paternity, mostly because she usually gets bleeped by dozens of plumbers, arberos and capenters per day. In fact, she hardly ever does it one-on-one

One man fuckks her lips, another shoves it in her big juicy ass and then another fuckks her kitten. She is popularly known as "multi purpose" in the Hoelosho hous she works in because to maximize profit, she never accepts less than 3 men per session. She is a business genius, I'll give her that.

Please if she is close by, tell her that me and my friends will soon be coming for a visit but we will use our own condoms. The kind of microorganisms in her kitten are enough to serve as chemical weapons of MASS DESTRUCTION.

And that's why, Axeman, you don't know your father and you never will just like your useless lord Jesus. To calm him down, Hoe Mary assured him that Yahweh is his father so that he'll stop feeling like a bastard cheesy

Foreign AffairsRe: 5 killed in Israel terror attack, with shooter neutralized ( Pics, Video) by GreatAxeMan: 8:30am On Apr 01, 2022
grin You mean the way E pain your harlot prostitute mama when your gorilla baboon Baba was chyking am with his gorilla baboon prick!

You should be happy that a human being like me has decided to lower my standards for your sake.

In order to communicate with a sewer rat, I had to lower my standards! This is something I experience every day with mûdslîmésgrin gringrin



FoolishBoy419:
E pain amcheesy

Stop ranting and shoot coordinated insults because I can't even comprehend what you just posted.

It gets even funnier when you insult Muhammad thinking that you are doing me cheesy

Foreign AffairsRe: 5 killed in Israel terror attack, with shooter neutralized ( Pics, Video) by GreatAxeMan: 7:33am On Apr 01, 2022
Just like I suspected this ugly, gorilla baboon who was fathered by another ugly gorilla baboon has demonstrated how dumb and móronic he is, but I won't blame him because I never expected the offspring of a gorilla baboon and a prostitute harlot Amina Katangora to have even an atom of common sense in his microscopic brain.
Your mother is a harlot and your father is a child rapist in the same way that your prophet Sex Award Winner (SAW) and his 11 wives were the originators of sexually transmitted diseases.
No wonder mûdslîmés are the most worthless creatures which even pigs look down upon.


FoolishBoy419:
Lol. There is no difference between the two of you from a logical standpoint. I mean, read the news. It's either an Imam is shagging a married Woman or a pastor is rraping some underaged girl. In fact, you pastors don't even spare their own daughters.

If you read the history of Canada, the catholic priests and their gang rraped thousands of school children and buried them alive just like how Yahweh did to Mary with his long, serpent-like cock.

TV/MoviesSouth Africans Pay More For Dstv Than Nigerians by GreatAxeMan(op): 6:20pm On Mar 31, 2022
Nigerians want to watch free Champions League, La Liga, EPL, Formula One, Basketball, Athletics, WWE, Tennis, Golf etc. That doesn't happen anywhere in the world.

TV/MoviesRe: Tribunal Stops Multichoice From Increasing Tariffs by GreatAxeMan: 6:14pm On Mar 31, 2022
Congratulations!!! Like a classic fool you have added greater móronic content to the foolishness in your DNA! grin
Nairaland come and laugh at this compound omugo!

Dshocker:
I think you are the dumbest,when you find out that multichoice is free to air in South Africa

Foreign AffairsRe: 5 killed in Israel terror attack, with shooter neutralized ( Pics, Video) by GreatAxeMan: 3:56pm On Mar 31, 2022
You are a follower of MOOhaMAD so you ought to know better!

You and your fellow fäggôt mûdslîmés should stop sodomizing yourselves and actually read what your book tells you because your book refers to followers of all other religions as infidels.

But I guess your mother Alhaja Biliki the neighborhood borehole was too busy spreading her fat saggy legs to send you to koran school.

Maybe that was why she used pages of the koran to wipe your shît when you were a newly born bastard! grin

FoolishBoy419:
Hahhaaaa!

According to Muhammad's followers, the man was completing the work of his fagg0t brother, Jesus and they both are serving the same psychologically disturbed, child killing monster you all call God. You know, the same God that brought his d!ck from heaven all the way down to earth to impregnate Mary without her consent. In other words, the dudw actually rapedd her but I'm sure she enjoyed every second of the intercouse. I wonder how huge his cock must have been, and how wide Hoe Mary's vagina was for her to be able to take it all in. cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: Tribunal Stops Multichoice From Increasing Tariffs by GreatAxeMan: 3:12pm On Mar 31, 2022
Multichoice has to pay television rights and royalties for its premium content like the Champions League, La Liga, EPL, Tennis GrandSlams, Formula One etc and they have to pay in dollars.
The dollar is trading at nearly 600 naira and you expect prices to be stagnant?
Nigerians are naturally dumb.

Dshocker:
Na today...if multichoice circulates $100m in bribery,they will still turn the monumentum in favour of multichoice.

Over the years multichoice have used bribing as a means of bringing down every cable tv that ever launched and all have not been able to operate for up to a year,apart from startimes,because it belongs to the government.

Failed state!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: 5 killed in Israel terror attack, with shooter neutralized ( Pics, Video) by GreatAxeMan: 12:48pm On Mar 31, 2022
No, don't thank me, thank your father muhamad the half pig, half dog hybrid was a cuck simp for his generosity in sharing his 6 year old '"wife" Aisha with his numerous friends grin

As the unfortunate by product of baby fúcking, nobody expected that your life will ever carry any value.




FoolishBoy419:
Oh, so Jesus the fagg0t actually came out through the wrong hole? That's interesting. Now it explains why he was an asshole, and why the intelligent Jews nailed the bastard onto a cross and tortured the sh!t out of him.

On the plus side, you just made me interested in checking out Hoe Mary's behind. If it's large enough to excrete a piece of $h!t in human form, then her ass must be quite big and captivating cool

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