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E marry for love

Ebubu:
Make i hear say e marry for love

Who's the babe in the first picture? I'm willing to challenge her man for her hand

Timagex:
By the way, I took these shots! Check out @Timagex_bridal_clicks on Instagram for more.



I'm still taking bookings!!

I forgot I was dealing with muslims whose brains operate like a car with a bad battery, so let me lower my standards.

According to the Daily Trust which is a muslim owned newspaper, traders in Kano stated that the reason why food prices escalate during Ramadan is because supply of food cannot satisfy demand.

So the question is, why are muslims eating more food and having a greater demand for food at a time when they are supposed to be abstaining from it? Does that even make sense?

Friend22:
How is your business what we do?!
Huh?!

Fasting is not meant to punish us ,but meant to teach us self restraint.
We delay and our predawn meal and we quicken the breaking of the fast and this is well documented in Islam.

If you were to ask simple straight forward questions I guess you will get the appropriate answers to them without sweating.

So,fasting is not meant to punish us just like Allah said (translation of the meaning):

"The month of Ramadhan [is that] in which was revealed the Qur’an, a guidance for the people and clear proofs of guidance and criterion. So whoever sights [the new moon of] the month, let him fast it; and whoever is ill or on a journey – then an equal number of other days. Allah intends for you ease and does not intend for you hardship and [wants] for you to complete the period and to glorify Allah for that [to] which He has guided you; and perhaps you will be grateful."
Qur'an 2:185

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He is not languishing in Prison. That's why I called him Marty Byrd. Are you such a bushman that you have never heard of Marty Byrd?

helinues:
But he is not languishing in prison like your brothers who have been incarcerated across the globe for drug offense

I'm happy that you can publicly confess that a career associate of drug dealers is your role model.

helinues:
Una wailing and gnashing of teeth dey sweet us baje

This man is called Marty Byrd. Tinubu is the Marty Byrd of Nigeria.

The poverty capital of Southern Nigeria is either Ebonyi State or Osun State.

Tinubuadvocate:
Point of correction that is not his money.

Your beloved PMB has his own list of embarrassing public blunders. Why do idiots always use the examples of other idiots to make themselves feel good.

Massiveglory:
Our beloved Pmb is far better than this one. This is why we say never again to any ancestor trying to be president. Let him go and rest. It is time to rest. Jagaban go and rest.

What does this nonsense even mean? I asked why muslims eat more food during fasting than they do during non fasting.

vedaxcool:
I am sorry Muslim fasting has impact user experience with life, however should you choose to upgrade to premium you will enjoy premium fasting mode.

The beauty of Islam is to do the opposite of what Islam teaches? Is that why muslims consume more food during fasting than when they're not fasting?

Lukgaf:
That's one of the beautifies of Islam

So what exactly is the essence of this fasting?
Fasting is supposed to be about self denial from food and pleasure, yet muslims eat more food during their fasting and have more sex.

It's very funny to see how every major food company increases the amount of advertisements towards muslims during the time when they're supposed to be limiting the amount of food they consume.

Lukgaf:
Intercourse might be permissible or not permissible during Ramadan depending on who you do it with and when it is done. Intercourse with a legal partner can be done at night after Iftar while it is forbidden with an illegal partner in the morning or night, during or after Ramadan. Below contains an explicit explanation

Praise be to Allah.

Intercourse during the day in Ramadan is haram for men and women alike, who are obliged to fast during the day. Doing that is a sin for which expiation (kaffarah) must be offered.

Expiation for having intercourse during Ramadan
The kaffarah is to free a slave; if that is not possible then the person must fast for two consecutive months; whoever is not able to do that must feed sixty poor persons.

Abu Hurayrah (may Allah be pleased with him) said: Whilst we were sitting with the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him), a man came to him and said, “O Messenger of Allah, I am doomed!” He said, “What happened?” He said, “I had intercourse with my wife when I was fasting [in Ramadan].” The Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said, “Are you able to free a slave?” He said, “No.” He said, “Are you able to fast for two consecutive months?” He said, “No.” He said, “Can you feed sixty poor persons?'' He said, “No.” Then the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) remained silent for a while, and whilst we were like that, a large vessel of dates was brought to the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him), and he said, “Where is the one who was asking?” He said, “Here I am.” He said, “Take these and give them in charity.” The man said, “Is there anyone more poor than me, O Messenger of Allah? For there is no household between the two harrahs (lava fields – i.e., in Madinah) that is poorer than my household.” The Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) smiled until his eye teeth could be seen, then he said, “Feed it to your family.” (Narrated by al-Bukhari, 1834, 1835; Muslim, 1111)

[b]Intercourse during the night in Ramadan
[/b]With regard to intercourse during the night in Ramadan, this is permitted and is not forbidden, and the time when it is permitted lasts until the onset of dawn. When dawn comes, intercourse becomes forbidden.

Allah says (interpretation of the meaning):

“It is made lawful for you to have sexual relations with your wives on the night of As-Sawm (the fasts). They are Libas [i.e. body-cover, or screen, or Sakan (i.e. you enjoy the pleasure of living with them] for you and you are the same for them. Allah knows that you used to deceive yourselves, so He turned to you (accepted your repentance) and forgave you. So now have sexual relations with them and seek that which Allah has ordained for you (offspring), and eat and drink until the white thread (light) of dawn appears to you distinct from the black thread (darkness of night), then complete your Sawm (fast) till the nightfall.” [al-Baqarah 2:187]

This verse clearly states that it is permissible to eat, drink and have intercourse during the nights of Ramadan until dawn.

After having intercourse it is obligatory to do ghusl, then pray Fajr.

And Allah knows best.

I've reproduced the transcript of the YouTube video.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4elhOK34tk4

Something which I have noticed over the years is that Yoruba people seem to be in
a class of their own in many ways.

A lot of the time when people in Britain make disrespectful remarks about Africans, it is really Yorubas who have prompted them to feel that way.

Part of the reason for this of course is that there's an awful lot of Nigerians living in this country now and the great majority of them are Yorubas.

Now I have to say that a lot of the time they still seem different from other
Africans I've known such as Zambians and Kenyans who are as rational and sensible as anything and with whom I could get along without any difficulty.

With Yorubas though there always seems to be a kind of disconnect as though even when we are chatting away in English they are somehow speaking a different language to me.

I don't have this problem with Ibos by the way.

I think I have mentioned
before that I used to have evening classes in Igbo and I've associated with quite a few Igbos.

I don't know if anyone remembers Colonel Ojukwu
the man who who used to be the leader of Biafra.

Believe it or not he ultimately settled down in the Hackney Area of London where I used to see him.

Most of the successful Africans one encounters in this country who seem to be doing all right for themselves are Yorubas. They make up many of the doctors, accountants and solicitors whose names are full of "O"and "A" and they're called things like Adeyemi or Olusanya. So too are an awful lot of staff in care homes.

Yoruba kids seem to do very well at school up to a certain age in Britain. They get better GCSE results on the whole than white british pupils.

However they also tend towards a lot of language delay, that is to say late speaking and they tend to be more prone to mental diseases like autism in childhood and schizophrenia in adolescence than white Europeans.

This is most likely because the risk for schizophrenia generally for people from West Africa tends to be higher than for White Europeans.

Of course the thing which many people most associate Nigeria with is scams
and it is the Yoruba who are behind almost all of them.

You are very unlikely to find a Hausa or Ibo at the back of a scam, but scams are like food and water for certain Yorubas.

Being tricksy or dishonest is something which seems to run through Yoruba culture.

I don't think this is a genetic
thing.

I'm sure there is not a stretch of DNA which codes for being scheming and devious, but on the other hand I imagine that growing up in a certain culture might do it.

It almost seems to be second nature. Anybody who's ever worked with Yoruba people will know what I'm talking about
here.

Even when they have straightforward jobs
in social care many of them seem to be up to something suspicious.


They are often making secretive telephone calls or you will find that they are known by more than one name or something about their background story doesn't add up.

The practice of having more than one name is very common amongst Yorubas you'll hear a Nigerian Yoruba
say something along the lines of:

My real name is Yetunde but at church they call me Ezekiel; or

My cousin's name is Adesola and that is what some people know me as but in my passport it says that I am Obaloluwa.

Seriously this is not an exaggeration as anybody who has interacted much with Yorubas will know.

The other thing which many people notice with Yoruba people is a tendency towards
eccentric behavior.

The conduct of the average Kikuyu from Kenya is as normal as anybody else but this simply does not seem to be the case with most Yorubas.

I have no idea if this is connected in some way with the tendency towards
autism and schizophrenia but the fact is an awful lot of Yorubas come across as odd.

I'm curious to know whether other people have observed this about Nigerians in
general or Yorubas in particular.

I would also be interested to know how many people when they make generalizations about Africans are basing these more upon Nigerians than
any other nationality.

I call him dúllardinho. It's an improvement on major general.

My sister, everyday I wake up asking myself the same question. And these subhuman parasites are so eager to force anyone who doesn't agree with them to share in their suffering.

MadamVanessa:



How on earth did I end up sharing a country with these foolish idiotic people.

hopefulLandlord:
"You shall not die" they prayed from a small country located off the coast of West Africa to a god that resides in Israel, likes mount Horeb, called the Jewish people his chosen ones and promises "new Jerusalem"

You mean the God that created all the nations of the earth from one blood?

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They prayed to a god that saw nothing wrong in slavery and works in mysterious ways, so mysterious that it's totally indistinguishable from random chance. Nothing fails like prayer

The history of what is called slavery in the Bible is complex and this oversimplification simply doesn't do it any justice.

I am more than willing to discuss it at greater length of you're curious enough to listen with an open mind.

You would have the same success praying to a milk jug as you do praying to god -- the milk jug sometimes answers your prayer the way you want to, sometimes not and sometimes the answer is delayed. See the problem here? If things turn out the way you want them to, you say it was because you prayed. If not, it's because god knows what's best and you didn't pray for the right thing. Or, if it happens 10 years later you say god answered your prayer, it was just delayed. This is nonsense.

I think the big difference between Christianity when it is rightly practiced and other faiths is that Christianity properly speaking differentiates between superstition and religion.
Sadly, a lot of the new generation prosperity Churches are so out of touch with the truth about Christianity that they have effectively reduced it to nothing more than a formulaic and ritualistic works based heresy which is leading many along the road to perdition.

Nigeria is filled with a population that prays against poverty, only for her to be declared the poverty capital of the world http://punchng.com/with-87m-poor-citizens-nigeria-overtakes-india-as-worlds-poverty-capital/ a sign that the prayer worked

Last time I checked, Christians were the most financially prosperous group in the world.
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I'm not saying that prosperity is evidence of true faith because that would be dumb since there are many wealthy atheists and practitioners of other faiths. I'm just saying that it is as wrong for atheists to use poverty as a sign for the non existence of God as it is for some religious people to use wealth to affirm their faith.

This is also why Nigerians keep praying for long life and our life expectancy keeps dropping which is now 54.5 years (the 7th lowest in the world) while a prayerless Japan comprising of atheist majority has a life expectancy of 83.7 years (highest in the world)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_life_expectancy

You can't just simply isolate one factor (religion) and use it as a catch all explanation for something like Life expectancy.
In the case of Japan, I believe their healthy vegetarian diets and physically active lifestyle plays a major role in their high life expectancy. So in other words, it doesn't matter what the Japanese choose to believe or don't believe, as long as they continue living a healthy life, they will have a high life expectancy.

This is also why Nigeria is filled with a population that all claim to be "God Fearing" but has the 14th highest crime rate in the world while an atheist Japan filled with "sinners" "Reprobate" "people who don't fear god" "heathens" "infidels" have the lowest crime rate in the world https://www.numbeo.com/crime/rankings_by_country.jsp

In atheist China, Muslims Uighurs are being imprisoned in so called re-education camps where the women are continually raped in an effort to demoralise them and make them give up their faith, but I'm very sure you'd be offended if you were told that atheism creates such behaviour.
Immoral or criminal conduct is due to the essentially sinful nature of the human being. That sinful nature will manifest itself even in atheists. Go and read about the atrocities committed by your beloved Japanese during the Second World War if you don't believe me.

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Keep praying my brothers and sisters. prayer is the key like my DP suggests

We'll keep praying for everyone including you. Prayer is an essential part of Christian life and when done the right way and in the right spirit, it can move mountains.

His prophet was a knackometer too

Hamzaaaaaaaa:
Atiku and knacking dey like 5&6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2ubkMKVzMw

The real wailers are your wives and daughters, but you're here making a fool of yourself abi? Didn't I say that sense is millions of miles away from you?

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shortIGBOman:
Keep wailing

Sense will forever be far from empty cavity sitting on your neck.

shortIGBOman:
Igbo will never rule this Country.

I think they're trying to create division in the SW to favour the North.
Their hatred of the South East is too strong to tolerate a South East presidency.

Penguin2:
Southeast region.

I’ve just been reliably informed that Buhari has settled for Ogbonnaya Onu as his successor to quell the agitation from the East and finally bury the ghost of the civil war.

Northern powerbrokers are finally coming to the realization that Southeast Presidency is inevitable in 2023 if the entity called Nigeria must continue to co-exist.

Deny us the presidency in 2023 and we shall all become IPOBs.

The most Nigeria will do is go to war again and this time, it won’t survive it.

Let them try if they dare to.

Which zone would that be?

Both feminists and redpillers can't live without each other.

siofra:
Meanwhile nairaland Redpillers are here chasing female monikers upandan

Does anything meaningful ever come out of your mouth?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...

But that woman use style fine small

Just imagine with her old and matured age she still fine like this

Meaning she go fine well for young age

More like a compound fool, but he comes from a part of the world where the "people" have the lowest IQ, not higher than that of a cow, so I'm not surprised.

God1000:
What a clown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li8k9jwkvSM

Mynd44 Lalasticlala

So this is your way of accepting that Jesus is the Son of God?
Congratulations on your enlightenment!

AntiChristian:
Jesus worshipped the father!

You worship Jesus!

Jesus does not know the hour.

The father knows all things!

God is superior to Jesus and deserves all worship!

Fool! We believe in the Trinity, Father, Son and Holy Spirit!
We believe in what Jesus instructed us to believe.
No matter how hard you try, you will never be able to connect us to your demonic fake "prophet" who confessed that he was under the control of Satan.

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AntiChristian:
Na only Jesus they worship not the father! Jesus worshipped the father!

He headslammed for the father!

Southern Nigerians are born fools. They are waiting until these atrocities start unfolding in the South before they realise that they don't belong in the same country with these animals.

When Christians sing good morning, Jesus, Good morning Love, are they singing to two different people?

All that headslamming and drinking of camel urine is beginning to affect the little brain capacity you possess.

AntiChristian:
While Christians sing good morning Jesus before singing good morning Lord!

So Jesus was a yoruba man who prostrate to greet his father? Lol!

I tire!

Head only not with body to the ground!

I think a more mundane reason is that pronouncing P and S as a consonant cluster, sounds a bit like PISS

Juliearth:
Its a consonant digraph (two consonant sounds blended together to form a sound). By rule, digraphs create a new sound altogether (e.g sh, ch, th, etc) or not (as in this case). If a digraph assumes the latter in sound formation, it takes on the letter sound of either of the sounds. Thus, in this case, /PS/ by rule is sounded as /s/ or psi as this case.


One would be tempted to ask that if the letter sound is not pronounced, why then keep it there? Removing such silent sounds would constitute a breach in English language etymology.