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Sorry Officer I Didn't Know How Fast I Was Going

Ya Think

That's how many km/hr??

Says Didn't Have A Spare, Drove For 3 Days! I Found The Spare In The Trunk Complete With Jack

An Actual "Key" Supplied By A Customer

My Car Won't Stop Pretending It's At A Rave"

Lost His Keys... I Wonder Why

Which Car Has The Worst Battery Location?

In Case You’ve Ever Wondered That The Undercarriage Of A Tesla Looked Like

Lexus In To Pick Up Some Brake Pads

Just In For An Inspection & Was Greeted With This.

7 Months Since The Last Post About This Car... He Finally Did It. Our Customer Bought This Civic New In 06 And It Has Only Been Serviced At Our Dealership. Original Motor And Transmission. Funny thing this car will still be sold by dealers as 97k mileage in Nigeria

When I Saw This I Told Her It Wasn't Going To Be Cheep

Dear Nigerian drivers who dey press agree to terms and conditions without reading

Customer States Temperature Gauge Is Reading Full Tank

Surprised It Didn’t Explode Into The Shop

Lock windows off and this

And It Finally Happened. Gloves In A Glovebox

She Hears A Flapping Noise Coming From The Driver's Side so she drive to the mechanics

You think its only danfo drivers that are magicians?

I Work At A Rental Company And The Police Brought This Back...

The Car Sounds Like A Cartoon

Customer Has Been Coming Since 200k Miles, Said He'd Get To 1 Million. I've Been Waiting For That Day For Years, Today He Casually Rolled Up And Asked To Plug His Tire, Needless To Say Best Tire Plug Ever

My boredom took me to boredpandas.com and I feel carlanders will enjoy some laugh with this.





This made me laugh way more than it should have.

Op just take the C number or thereabout to a custom office. Is it 5k or 10k set you will pay.

And na person like me go buy am. Happy sale op i won't flinch to pay if I have the money

VULCAN:
So basically you got triggered by OP saying something that many people have observed simply because you were raised by a single mother?

How sentimental of you.

Is the OP talking to you personally?

FYI the crisis being faced by Black American women is directly caused by the govt back then who intentionally broke strong black families by giving the women so many incentives to either remain single or become single.

So the majority of Black Americans were raised by a single mother and never enjoyed the stability of a two person home.

How it's easy to know you were unreasonably emotional is your last line.

According to you the men "chose to die"

What a stupid statement!

Your entire post deserves deletion on that one insane sentence alone.

OK Mr smart. Seen

ford101:
how old are you? If you are up to 18yrs and your mother slapped you like you said,then that's what we are talking about.

Am way above 18. Am lolsss 18 ke

ariesbull:
You are right ...removed catalyst even improves engine performance

I was told this sha. I saw it as a layman or should I say drunkards words

I think there is a stereotype about single mother stuff here.


Truth is if you are crazy, you are crazy. If you are bad you are bad forget single mum ish. Lots of mofos out there who came out from a perfectly good family but are much more bitter and I'll mannered than whatever you say. And for the records, I was raised by a single mum alongside 2 elder sisters and not for once have my sisters exhibit those traits you dare not even raise your voice in my house even with all I think I am mum still slapped me few months ago and just last week my woman sent my mum money and she tagged it for raising him right.


So stop condemning the parent who choose to stay condemn the one who can't take up responsibilities but choose to die or walk away.

autologic:
I have handled alot of German vehicle and my experience is that you don't even need any Bosch scanner to have access to all the modules on the vehicle network ,most professional scanner eg autel , launch etc can handle them well with ease, personally i own an oem benz star scanner i rarely use it unless i want to do complex function , my autel maxisys will suffice for basic stuff. .And i need to further emphasis that "scanner" are mere data retrieval tools and useless if u don't have the core foundational skill and the core skill is knowledge of principle of operation of how stuff works and basic troubleshooting skill and u will need to have the some foundation knowledge of sciences especially electrical,mechanics ,thermodynamics etc to understand all these jargon u will read about in all the workshop manual cos modern vehicle technology has upgraded over the years .
For instance now , there is a thread (https://www.nairaland.com/6661079/speedometer-not-reading-honda-pilot) and the vehicle in question is still a Japanese brand that average nigeria feel that it not complicated and for us ,inspite of the fact that i describe to the op of this thread vividly the logic route of the signal flow to the speedometer that is not working so that his technician can know have idea of where and what to troubleshoot, he still didn't get it except revert to their crude way of "part throwing to solve problem " Why ? he lack the foundation core skill .And for the reason our local technician are still able to get more success with the Japanese brand than the european is cos of less signal paths routes and less modules and by the time u throw some few parts to the problem one of them will purportedly fix the issue unlike the European that that has more modules and more signal path routes ," how many parts u want to throw that will fix the problem unless u want add more problem to the original problem
So wether European,American,jap or even chinko troubleshooting basics still remain the same ,nothing as change .My saying still remains : You can't troubleshoot what you don't understand

Also the auto repair industry is not attractive and rewarding enough to keep the smarts and bright one to stay , the smarts one will prefer to go for for attractive sector eg medicine or IT where their input and value will be rewarded correspondingly unlike auto where customer pay peanuts for highly skill troubleshooting and repair job , so the category of skilled labour left in the industries are "kazeems" so how do u expect a semi illiterate artisan to understand basic signal flow fundamental talkless of troubleshooting CAN network system that modern vehicle architect are made of .Average vehicle owners know the recommended place that their vehicle issue will get fixed permanently but they will prefer to tow the line of the kazeems so it wen things get out of hands they will now start seeking helps from forums
So the problem we have is problem of knowledge gap and the poor rewarding system of auto industry .maybe wen the industry start get rewarding enough , maybe the bright ones will stay .

Op follow this man if you can get to him. Mr Yemi is tested and trusted by me.

Even person wey no dey work go dey check if your shoe is original



Remember one dude who told me to help him with something dude was saying His sob story of our feeding is quite hard and small time i dressed up to go out amd dude was telling me my wristwatch is not original like that. Oboy I knew him wahala never catch am

Even person wey no dey work go dey check if your shoe is original