₦airaland Forum

Half the truth or your part of the story is often a great lie

Joelobioha:
Five disgusting putas with black slacked hairy scrotal sacks and foamy cum....may u all die slow deaths and be buried with onions....tufiakwa

This is more hilarious than serious

I think to best stoppage to jungle justice is killing the folks involved. What happened to the rule of law

billyG:
U reason like a man killer.

She's obviously one. An illegal killer

Candidlady:
Didn't come here to see pictures of arometas taking mugshots


Where are the tyres fuel and match
Lynch them already
The police should pickup their fathers cos the fruit don't fall far from the tree

Chop off their dvcks feed it to the dogs then set them ablaze

Sons of Adam being doing evil since the time of Cain and Abel

And if they are wrongly accused? They ain't even proven guilty yet in the court of law you descendant of princess salome

Sonnobax15:

All these bad energies,if dem convert am into enlisting into the Nigerian army,e for not too bad na...

The Nigerian army and military in general is a reputable, dignified and covert gentlemen profession who follow a chain of command and is endeared by two laws.
The laws of the land (constitution) and the military law. not for street urchins like this guys. Folks like them are mostly dismissed few weeks after enlistment because there sassy incoherent and barbaric attitude won't give them a place in this royal army of ours thanks sha on behalf of the military we dedicate and give them to the ESN abi na ipob.

Just read the story of the ezego. But dude was said to be a philanthropist, I can't judge is source of wealth though that's Gods. As for cubana I wish him long live and all. More money more wins and successes I hope some days to I put smiles on more souls. Not by throwing money up sha

Mehn.......... I am sure airbag will deploy if the car isn't accidented before

That Benz is a machine. I had my share of it and I wasn't disappointed. But dude the maintenance no be here. I remember when the shaft in mine had issues and car was just revving on D. I practically had to doze out 150k for shaft from ladipo apart from other stuff as a fact, the least I spent if the car have issue is 20k. So unless you can spend and spend when the case comes up just avoid it. As for the Toyota. Am not a fan of Japanese and the only time I tried Japanese it ended in premium tears. I crashed my Lexus 2 days after purchase and when mouth too dey my body to buy a easily maintained car, i got that camry tokunbo qnd few months after its still parjed somwwhere while i await 22pin gwar from ebay. So if you are heavy on the pedal like me not minding the corner or terrain bro just hug that Benz and the problems that comes with it. And about fuel consumption the above statement is false to C300 doesn't Consume like that.


Better still try an Audi. Audi A8.... That girl is the OG

Oboy. The Dan Fulani just dey shout you are fool..... Oboy those films should really be ashamed the only words they wanted giving was punches on that mans face.

A8. Oh my my. Am inlove 3.0T. That car must be a supercharge. Omg


That's a man with taste and class

MARKone:
The same way they'll tell you to remove the thermostat of a Tokumbo car, that it overheats the car here

Funny thing i was at the receiving end of this thermostat brouhaha

1. was around iseyin Ibadan road, I suppose I was in class 5 then or so that was a very long time ago. I was gong back to Zaria and I took early morning bus from iseyin to Ibadan so I can meet up with ABC and take their bus from alakia to Kaduna. Mehn I should be 14 then or so. Mistake I made was following those women who always go early to Ibadan to buy goods and return. After seraphim village mehn na so those Fulani guys Led their cattle to cross the road, the ascona Opel I entered just applied the break before we could even comprehend xup like 4 Fulani's don block us for back. The dudes were nice to be sha. They collected 2k from me thankfully they didn't touch my khaya and all. That day one of them was like money dey this road like this na him we dey go bank . Las lad I missed my bus to Kaduna but I got a free hilux courtesy of one of my instructors back then in ibadan


Second was at iloko. Oboy those once their ehnnnn... I was in class 6 then was coming from Ado ekiti to Ibadan na so we jam this guys dem don already rob like 5 buses. My driver tried outwitting them but they shot him on the leg. Oboy they collected my xpress music that year. E pain me sha


3rd was in my 2nd year in academy was on break and that was when they just stopped academy buses dropping us in our states. Myself and few of my village men entered bus from Kaduna enroute Ibadan. That was before dangote constructed that obajana road. To cut long story short we jam them to think I wore camo vest inside that day and myself and my colleagues could have been a great threat to those folks. Well miracle happened one general and his entourage we passed at lokoja was close behind and before the bastards can even start throwing smoke see better rapid shot from the general entourage oboy the guys open dash las las we paid compliment to the general after the smoke cleared and he welfared us 5k each.


The last two one was in lagos. Myself and some of my coursemates were coming from one lounge around 02. We had jack knives in the car and some booze wen we were banging one loud music na so some guys accounted us on that long bridge before kara thanks to the light traffic. Dude broke the driver side glass and one of my other course mates sensing xup use jack knife stab the bastard for hand I suppose the two dudes seeing this might be a hunter hunted case open dash we were so shocked that we just bursted laughing even with highness


Lastly was between Ife and Ilesha. Left Lagos around 7pm. And I entered that Ife road around 11. I saw bus parked after the odua university and I asked the guys xup. They said the road is not safe at night. Bleep that shit I asked any of the cars parked if they wanna go and immediately I took of like 4 cars followed me. I was the guinea pig in front in my RX330. Oboy I used double pointer and was ready to kill anything in my front close to Ilesha I sighted some movement in the bush was already few mins to 00. Na so I swerve to where I see movement oboy the cars for my back follow me and I heard like someone scream. When I reached Ilesha breweries I parked and I realised my front tyre don burst the culprit was some iron rod substances those miscreants do use to rob people. My mum was angry when I reached ekiti around 02 that day sha

Mottomata:
Catalytic converters (catalyst in local vernacular) change harmful substances in a car's exhaust gasses, such as carbon monoxide, nitric oxide, nitrogen dioxide and hydrocarbons, into less harmful substances like carbon dioxide and water vapour by means of chemical reactions. When it fails or is removed like we've been discussing, can lead to engine performance issues.

Let me allow other knowledgeable nairalanders add to this. You can also check online for more information for your learning.

My mechanic once told me i don't need catalyst for my car

OfficialDJ:
the three musketeers;Yomi, Alex and ik ogbonna all have camaros with their 'chop life' banner all over

They should have tried something more sleek beautiful and encompassing. I mean an Audi

Nice SUV though.... I actually came to see what he drives.

kingreign:
I no dey advice such Bro. Fix back 22pin.

Okay. And how expensive is the 22pin

kingreign:
We de wait for the question na

Can a 22pin 2010 Camry sport year be converted to 10pin w

mrcoolautofix:
Once a bitch is always a bitch yo know, all yo clowns presents at my content are highest grade of bad luck and curse

So kindly walk away with your cracked head & ball, with my wrench I am smash & crash them more, there you go to a quite place and just die, decompose quietly & be useful to the soil atleat, pity, plants will reject your decomposition for manure, if yo can't be useful to yourselves,
I know you are already a plague to the society you came from,

but hay Light your hate, I will be there to watch yo punk ass burn with it, I will put up the show so you watch an choke on it & hope I crash, but y'll get a rope to hang ya miserable lives,

Low budget speed Darlington

zabimaru:
C'mon guys, give the guy a break.

His video is wack, dumb and outright silly -
Looking at his posts, one can easily deduce that he is a failed rapper


#Peace#

Haba. Haba mana. This part got me

MARKone:
It's the accent for me, Oshogbo Americana..

This got me laughing out loud. Savagery at its peak where una dey learn this savagery biko cut soap for me

uboma:
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Talk is cheap ..... post us a pix of the Nissan and Sienna. I don't know why I have the feeling you just can't.


This is not necessary.

Been a while for the second time bros. Thought you are out of the country on official stuff again sef. How is work and Abj? Abeg allow the unnecessary na the fight dey make am sweet. Just saying though

Toyota lovers..... I get he question for una o

OfficialDJ:
send me a PM. We should hang out when you're back...

Aiit bro. Am @ 146bn hitherto I sent a pm



And na your benz I wan hang out with o

OfficialDJ:
yup.. It's temporal though..

Which side. Though presently in Kaduna but will be back Thursday

OfficialDJ:
that's Eddee's... He called me for a hangout at a five star hotel in calabar...

Although I didn't see him; but he took a snapshot of my car and his and sent to me...

Ignore every brainless junkie who quotes you from now on.... I'd take your place kind Sire

Are you in calabar?

OfficialDJ:
scroll through my posts. I explained mate

I love fast cars and I for like check your car out sha. Meanwhile what gave the inspiration for a Dodge and that beast

Gravatar:
Who be you?

Bros, if you no sabi read, ask someone to read and explain to you. I told the boy racer to race all he wants, but that my prayer is that if or when he crashes, he and his jalopy be the only damaged and mangled parties, no innocent bystanders

Someone else like you who no sabi English, said I wished him death, my reply to you will be the same as my reply to him

You too, if you dey street race and you crash, may you and your vehicle be the only damaged ones.

Shikena

Its obvious you are soft in head. Go back and read my comments I only told you to allow him do his thing. And whatever the dude said ain't no call for insults and whatever you wish your kids and unborn generations. Even at a time or two you would have raced a driver one way or the other abi op tell you he set up drag race for Lagos street.

speedfreak:
Howdy, nice car you got there, 418hp is no joke but damn that's a very weighty car,in a straight line you'd be unbeatable but if you're in lagos I'd like to put up my 2012 Honda accord v6 6sp MT with a ktuner flash, custom exhaust and KN ram, I'm about 70hp short so it should be fair battle, please mail me so we could set something up, I have been looking for a challenge
Ps. How did you arrive at 418hp, since your car isn't stock, how did you arrive at your figure without a dyno?

Officialdj. Oya ooo. See open challenge.

Gravatar:
Boy racer, this is what's in store for you.

Keep racing Highlanders upandan

Overindulged children

Allow the op enjoy and do whatever he wants. What's your p with him street racing? And that ain't no street racing sef. every driver as at one time or another done that shit. And driver who tells you other wise is either a sadist or old retard.

Vickyvice:
Mercedes is the best product on earth. Forget toyota, honda, rolls Royce, buggatti, Bentley e t c. You can't rely on them like even old Benz version when the chips are really down. use Benz for very very long distances, you will fully understand. Toyotas are only good for short or distances within town, which isn't what Benz is made for

Try Audi. When it comes to speed, luxury raw power and balance. Audi comes before Benz or any other German product.