₦airaland Forum

Smartchoiice:
Babu

Toor ba masala Allah kawo kudi

Smartchoiice:

Lolzz .


Ba kudi mota ne?

For your mind you've won a Grammy. When infections and diseases infect your skin I hope you won't rant online about Nigerians supporting you for medical evaluation.

Kaymansion:
I don't know why some soldier keep on disgrace the military, If you see an army officer in the public you hardly know because they will hide their identity but as per so call bouncer he is going to feel it by the reinforcement of the soldiers though..

Oboy even me am planning to dash on his behalf

A pity how most nairalanders here are quick to talk against the military. HV never seen them praising the army for once but they are fast to criticise curse and even speak ill.

KingAzubuike:
Lol don't mind them... Boys dey stand and beat them like fowl these days. They can't fight alone always relying on backup.. Just like one nairaland soldier called MrMicholo I don tell am say if they born him papa well make he come find me for the address I give am.. na cripple body he go use go back ..

Interesting.

seanwilliam:
Click like if u think MOST of naija soldiers are overated

Till u encounter one. I hope you will have the strength to modify this though.

Coming from a man who can't even manage his school in angwan khaya zaria and even in college in filin malawa.

sreamsense:
Many of you are just mistakenly born into this country to cause rubbish, if DSS catches you now like a day chicken, you will be expecting jobless people to fight for your freedom. Does your right to speech gives you opportunity to tarnish somebody's image with your fake news. If not because you are indeed a lazy youth, how will you leave your job to search for fake pictures to soil somebody's integrity. I think your parents who gave birth to useless people like you are to be held responsible for inviting people to celebrate your naming ceremony without giving you moral upbringing before you end up constituting nonsense into Nigeria society. If you can not contribute positively to solve Nigeria problem, must you contribute more pain to her problem with your fake news. You make jest out of everything without applying your common sense. Imagine how many hours you wasted gathering fake information, if you spend half of this hours research on positive thing in your profession, your life who have been better than you are now. You are indeed a lazy youth!
Rubbish! !!

Life is not his hard baba take a chill pill and see a doctor soonest your own strong pass Buhari sef

tlarge1612:
It’s not new

Is there any law that says it must be new? School me amigo

Nice ride. Many happy returns insha allah

wanger50:
You must have been brought up in a broken home,possibly your Dad was absent.Another hypothesis is that you were brought up in a military barracks with your father been a rank and file(non commissioned officer)

Do you need this? So broken home kids don't go far in life? Or personnel kids don't turn great? You brought yourself below a fool for this. Have fun amigo.


And for the record am from a broken home and doing very great.

amizzy48:
Prophecies are Good but for I don't key into stupid one.
U need to see the so called pastor for him to explain how the dog is connected to ur wife pregnancy
And he should quote scripture were animals have hinder any woman of God from getting pregnant.
If He can't convince u then u need to give that pastor serious warning and it seems ur wify is also desperate about getting pregnant too that was the reason she believe the pastor.
Don't accept every prophecies. The fake pastors are more than Good one out there.
Finally, u really need to advise wife very well to stop accepting prophecies that ar unreasonable to avoid further problem in future

Op you really need to make do with this.

Tell that man of God to stay off your family and tell your mum to stop wasting energy and money in the name of pastors.

What religion and this fake pastors will clone our people too will be worst than imagined.

I use to hear people say cats get possessed never heard of dogs. My advice op try and get your dog somewhere safe for now coz hell has no fury when a woman.............

Darevofpeace:
But you must still censor the t.v channels.

Sure I guess that's what makes a father.

Oblongata:
My brother, by the time you keep changing tv remote and you keep shouting every day nobody will teach you to enter bush find beta pankere

Very funny. But I feel there will be another way to it than pankere. How about I get them theres and restrict them from the major one. That's what my uncle did though.

They will shall pass after matching. So they are matching pass


That is what happens when you don't pay the graphic designer in full.

Cake na cake. Some of this so called low budget chefs deserve stoning.

The sick turkey be looking like aguagua

Nairaland never disappoints.

Break up with her... Next!!!

She Looks so beautiful in the first picture.

Oyikoha:
And his wife is so pretty
Both of them are cute

As a kid she was my crush. I remembered watching JUST A LITTLE SIN over and over just to see her beautiful face.

philip0906:
1. Your bank account
2. Agreement between you and your wife
3. Please don't bring any child into this world when you don't have enough to cater for him/her
4. As I dey hustle wey to marry no even dey agenda, if you bring pikin enter this world wey you no fit train am, he turn nuissance come climb my fence say he wan thief, i go shoot am down

You nailed it bro. Why the rush by the way is what I do think of.

Sometimes I ask myself if there is more to an African live than waking up, going to work, paying bills, making babies and paying more bills.

IceColdVeins:
Kudos to Bimbo Owoyemi for zipping that kpekus up!
Now what do we say about Halima in Mr Lecturer remix?

Mr lecturer can get on with me am not like bimbo owoyemi .

Make I pass my paper na him I need..


Will download the song again sef

Gentlemanforyou:
You deserve to be banished

He deserves worse.

Thought I was the only one who saw that

Oblongata:
Use right hand to flog

And left hand to draw them close...

It worked for our fore fathers.

am not a father though, but I don't believe in using the whip at all. I believe in any other form of correction apart from using the whip. I really hope and wish to be my kids best friend

solmusdesigns:



Atleast deputy chief whip and Senate President gave the fool back his size
even when disgrace Ekweramadu wanted to start his mumble jumbo, he was reminded to keep his speech short and brief

Foolisness is now PDP's second name and am glad lawan was very ready for them

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Baba the Sooner you live above sentiments the bitter for you and unborn kids. Am not a PDP or APC supporter but you really need to understand their is a limit to sycophancy.

Nigerian future is in loom already, Unemployment at it's peak and bigots like you will still play politics with everything just because you like or prefer a political party. Well, your highhandedness will tell on your generation unborn when Nigeria as been reduced to crust due to the mentality of educated illiterates like you.
You remind me of a secondary school colleague who the only reason he voted for Buhari was because he wears good kaftan good thing the lady is still unemployed and still begs friends for a thousand or two to pull her through the week. I hope your condition won't turn the above before you realise blind followership ain't followership but slavery.

Brightgem:
When you remain consistent in character and actions, you will naturally become immune and averse to ladies that don't conform to your ideology and principles. I respect a man who believes in this. In today's world, it's your like that are seen as abnormal. Please remain resolute.

Well..... A pact is a pact and since I made the pact I always give myself a treat for every month week I stay without sex.

Tnx though.

lagosminded:
Scaremongering and demonizing sex is not an effective way to reduce abortion. Preaching and insisting on abstinence will never work. People will always have sex, sex is natural. The only effective way is to preach safe sex. Effective in reducing STDs and unwanted pregnancies.

Maybe abstinence will work if the foundation ain't destroyed yet.

Just saying. But I know of a family with 5 ladies. A religious one for that, they brought those kids up to abstain till their wedding night and it was a success. Really won't go into deep talks or religious stuffs, but I feel abstinence is the best way out of it if the kids can be caught at a very early stage. But I might be wrong.

I hope this make FP and help a lady about compromising her stand.

Am not a saint am human but I learnt the cons of premarital sex years back. An glad I didn't learn the bitter way and have made a pact with own body to wait till I cross the sword no matter how long it takes.


I hope like poles attract and not vice versa when I finally meet the lady of my dreams.

What of the fear of the known coming to an end