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politicoNG:
Kwankwaso is a former Minister of Defence, two-time Governor of Kano State and a former Senator representing Kano Central Senatorial District.

I see this as a waste of time, money & energy.

However if his intention was to gain more popularity in the country cos of his future endeavors. Then good luck to him. 10M of the 30M could do a lot to assist citizens in his community, state, etc. I see this as very unnecessary even when he knows he can't win.

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??


Inaki Williams of Ath. Bilbao has now played in every LaLiga game for the past SIX YEARS!

224 games in a row. Never injured. Never suspended. Never left out.

He needs to be studied

Dem call person Inaki (Meaning gorilla in Yoruba) e cum dey shock u na so him go play 500 continuously nah

[quote author=film3four post=111963076][/quote]OP funny ooo mke monkey greet nairaland pple & mods.?

Lolz

CountVersailles:
Nigerians are a funny lot. When the police don't do their job, they complain. When the police do their job, they still complain. Complaining seems to be part of their life because they always the one in the right. What that girl did was very wrong, and she should be prosecuted for it as deterrent for many girls who think they hold the power to tweet whatever suits them in order to discredit anyone else, man or woman. How can you say you were being RAPED and KIDNAPPED, when none of that was happening at all. Ha! You should go to jail for that, honestly. And for the guys to forcefully restrain her from leaving their house? They should also be prosecuted for that. Some twitter warriors will soon start saying shebi she tweeted that she was fine. Okay, we haff heard. But what happened to that first tweet when she was basically screaming on Twitter that she was being assaulted, raped and kidnapped. We should just go to sleep and forget that she ever tweeted that? Haba! Nigerians!

So you are still minding some Nigerians! You better jst watch them & do ur bit. The stress ain't worth it.

truthCoder:
You reason from your ass?

If the church is blocking the drainage, what should he do?

Sentimental bot

dat yab plenty oooo

richeeyo:
Against who, it's clear now
Comparing Nato to Russia
Is like Nigeria vigilante to America seal team

check your previous statement & be sure you not contradicting yourself.

Grare:
Hello.....Great NLanders.

I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS....

So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW

(1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously.

(2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time.

(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move.

(4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed.

(5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them

(6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people.

(7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious.

[8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you?
I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!!
And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you.

(9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.

(10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed.

(11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets.

(12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round.

(13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers.

(14) The Derailers: These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities.

(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you.

(16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money.

(17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence.

(18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol.

(19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people.

(20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!!


Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to?

I am basically one of 'The Observers'


Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously

The fact less & senseless crew nko ?

MadamVanessa:




He was absolutely correct. What is the essence of CV? Why asked stupid question again when you've already asked of his CV.

But the guy na werey o It seems he wasn't interested at all in the job or the story is fake.

The CV could have been constructed by anyone. Of course the interviewers will want to check your interaction & disposition level.

You can as well say there shouldn't be presidential or gubernatorial debates in all countries & places just because their CV says it all.

Nah its not done. You must express yourself. Why will there be an interview in the first instance if only a CV could get you a job ?

Good 4u! But I can't judge or decide 4u. Since you already made ur decision without 'we' hearing his own side of the story!

I don't think it was appropriate to publish this online. At the end it's your cross. Good luck

ollymooreagain:
Why did the prisoner choose the bread instead of the key

I will liken this scenario to that of the Nigerian masses who take money for vote, instead of them to break themselves free from deceit & mismanagement by politicians.

Take the key & responsibility for your future by breaking free from poverty & uncertainty.

Rather than take bread without dignity (bread on the floor) for a day that will enslave you & your generations.

My understanding & interpretation

Contango:
I am not a dancer, but a huge fan of Michael Jackson. My favorite choreography has always been the dangerous dance and I had vowed to do it before I die!!!

Definitely far from MJ and other professional imitators but I am happy I was able to whip something up.

Show some love guys
Video quality not good though

I vow to do smooth criminal if I get some encouragement


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suRad3181zQ

You did massively well. Thumbs up

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Too bad....

Two million is one hell of a big money....

Way boogyman557.. abeg bring your old kala make we go hunt for this guy.. "bounty hunters"

Once we catch the guy...we use about 500k take play sure odd
Smoke enough weed....buy enough shayoo(beer)
Lodge for hotel....Carry enough runs babe ...

whr hav u been ? Damn nigga! Lyk ur sarcastic comments dude

Rugaria:
Hee doesn't need to commit suicide, he should just drive through Abuja to Kaduna road to meet his fate.. Inebriated thug..

Epic!

saphiere:
Can someone tell me why God shouldn't curse this gender?

Anyone,both female or male that can overcome sexual urge or hypnotization is 60% free from major issues that has brought down or killed a lot! Vice versa!!! Money also is a major lust factor to be weary about! Ladies fall prey to this one more Control ur urge @all times!!!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Putin na mumu.....retaliating and reciprocating nor fit save he gadmnnn ass
He doesn't know what he has put his hand into

He doesn't know @all & too late 2turn back the hands of time. Wot a pity

When men are power drunk, they forget we are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator

Vikkoh:
Greetings everyone.
I have always wondered what this thing — the one marked in the photo is used for.
Is it for sitting down when the Soldiers are tired or is it some type of weapon?
What is the name?

I need answers bikoo.

Multipurpose aiding stick! The leather folded as the handle can be spreaders for sitting.

pocohantas:
Twitter user and Nigerian food critic shares his experience eating crocodile.

In his words:



SOURCE

Would you eat a crocodile?
I definitely wouldn’t. Crocodile??!
Imagine the number of baby crocodiles they have to kill to meet their demand.

Would you eat this?

I know it's gluttons that have appetite for just anything, some of them can even try a well garnished human flesh unknowingly & not suspect, cos they concentrate more on eating anything than what they are actually eating. I can't stand them

ganisucks:
No, am not holding brief for anyone. All I am stating is that the NDA has not come out with the number of casualties or victims so how does he know the number of casualties. None of the security outfits has informed us of the number. This is a big gaffe from his campaign media

May I ask what business NDA has in giving you casualty figures ? Hope you know what NDA means ? May be you meant NRC

Anaerobi:
You said it all. Putin was expecting a direct show from NATO, but NATO strategically came in secretly. Putin knows Ukraine alone can't do it, but he has no evidence to what he knows. LoL

Bravo! U gat it 100%. Thanks for making me breathe some air, we still have good thinkers in our society, like you

Anaerobi:
NATO are secretly fighting this war

You are smart & this is one of the smartest comments I have read today!

Zelensky thinks the are not helping him enough. But he doesn't even know he has lasted a month with NATO's secret strategy behind the scene without even Zelensky being aware!!! That's why NATO is quiet @his agitations. Only putin knows NATO has a secret hand in the defence of Ukraine, but since he has no clear evidence. He is furious & killing himself silently or should I say, NATO is killing him silently strategically & frustrating him to use chemical weapons so they can get rid of putin totally & make Russia a subject like other normal European countries.


To cut the story short, NATO used Ukraine to set Russia up simple

China is aware, but of course, putin didn't listen to them, when they warned him of set up. He felt he knew it all. Now it's too late to rescind his decision & miscalculated invasion.

PrinceOfLagos:
https://punchng.com/ukraine-commends-nigeria-others-over-support-against-russias-invasion/

massaging our ego! Nigeria wey neva support himself finish! pls come off it joor

AtikuNetwork:
Source: https://www.farooqkperogi.com/2022/03/10-reasons-osinbajo-will-ignite.html?m=1

Most baseless write-up I have read in a long time, lacks substance, facts, realistic ideology, wisdom & full of a lay man's misconception to everything in life.

I never knew this kperogi or whatever he is called was this dumb. He has been successfully added to my trash list henceforth.

Thandiubani:
Nigerian musician, Davido has been spotted enjoying his latest ride, a Lamborghini worth several millions of naira.

Recall that the superstar musician took delivery of the car over the weekend.

In the new video, he could be seen cruising in the car in Lagos.

The car is worth millions of naira and is just one of the many cars in his garage.

https://www.instagram.com/stories/isrealdmw/2799168286253303123/

Watch video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62_IvJ3jh1k

Nice car. God bless him more

Omicron007:
The world has been privileged to see legends play the round-leather game. In their prime, most of these players were a delight to watch.

Some of them were defenders who were rock-solid at the heart of the defence while others were midfielders who mastered the sublime art of pulling the strings from the center of the park.

Others were fiery strikers who were always at the right position at the right time, thereby being a thorn in the defenders flesh. Of course, they also gave the goalkeepers a run for their money.

Most of these players hit their prime before the Arab-Money intervention in mainstream football.

Let me put it to you. Pick one player from the frame who you'd like to see dazzle on the green-turf again.

As for me, I'd go for my all-time GOAT, Ronaldinho Gaucho.

PS: Kindly mention the player's name in case the image is not shown in this post.

Henry

Odewaleadesoye:
Source: Aljazeera News

As she doesn't want to leave Russia for the sake of peace & safety of her family!!!

Next thing you will hear is that she was found dead in her basement.

Though I don't pray so! But of what meaning is her life to American journalists & Ukrainian civilians killed.

joelbooks:
https://mobile.twitter.com/Progressive4BAT/status/1504159225416667136

I believe he is got some solutions to some of Nigeria's problems cos he really took his time!!! I wish he can be given a chance to lead us right by the power of God.

Puremaker8:
and you fell for the nonsense that evening news paper typed?

Chai! See bad mouth

Mykelslim:
Others died fighting. What did he die for?


Well something must kill a man.

War coverage

chatinent:
Why would they want to join NATO when NATO left them to fight their battles when they needed them most?

Laslas, the US is the biggest trouble maker in the world acting like the world police...only policing you when they feel you will outgrow them.

They are rules & regulations guiding country membership of any group or associations. NATO can't intervene with force or firepower in a war of a non member. NATO can only intervene when a member is being threatened or attacked by an enemy unjustly.

Let potty or putin, is it Kremlin or Russia mistakenly attack jst an inch into a NATO member, e.g Poland.

Then you will understand that Putin, China & co horts are learners in the game, go & read about the 2nd world War & how Putin's uncle's or grandfather's & USSR were shamed, disgraced & broken into pieces till now, they are yet to fully recover, that was abt 80 yrs ago. Anyway let's see how it unfolds

Penguin2:
Putin’s Nairaland urchins will be happy.

Please can you fools tell your master to withdraw the retards he sent to Ukraine now?

Or is there anything else he wants?

Real retards

treesun:
https://punchng.com/nurtw-elders-give-national-body-seven-days-to-withdraw-mc-oluomos-suspension/

Everyone fighting for supremacy everywhere, russia/usa/China..... Pdp/apc even nurtw... Chai

dre11:
SOURCE

I just pity putin, China & Russia put together!!!

When Nato & other western countries, also Japan, South Korea & co decide to strike. Hmmmmmm

Putin knows he is already miscalculated, so striking out of frustration, fear & let the worst happen & he will be captured or killed like a new born grass cutter(oya)