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Firefire:
Buhary is a BAD PRODUCT. So difficult to market.

Been hearing Buhari lately,has he risen from the dead or is it that you guys are just dump and deluded beyond compression
Replace that Buhari in your comment with Jubril ASAP shioor

Oh my God see crowd f uck me
They speak venomous on the boy
My enemy is fear and I'm sure
Oh my God
My enemies want the end of me cause I'm pure

three:
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Nah... this is the height of desperation!

You claim you'll win him flat, but you tore down his posters
You claim you'll win him flat, but you used LASAA to sabotage his boards
You claim you'll win him flat, but you bully the media
You claim you'll win him flat, but you send thugs to intimidate him

Ladies and gentlemen, there is ONLY ONE REASON for all this intimidation!

JK WON FAIR & SQUARE IN 2015 but was robbed at Central Collation.

HE WILL WIN AGAIN!!

YOU people are not gods and LAGOS WILL overcome You!

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http://www.inecnigeria.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Presidential-Election-Analysis-2015.pdf
http://www.inecnigeria.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/summary-of-results.pdf

Jonathan won too right All this headache on top Lagos matter? Don't you think they need your embittered political analysis more in Abia or Ebonyi or something

This guy always looking to appease to people's emotions instead of him to do proper campaign. The way BOS is campaigning like he has no godfather,like he is in one minor party, but this serial looser refuse to spend money.
The other day he said Apc hates igbos,then he said BOS has a godfather,then he moved to " all my campaign posters are being torn" who is tearing them liar.
Now he says hoodlums attack him
After 2015 election,he hibernated. Not a single word on Lagos or national politics. When Ambode was having 2nd term problem he suddenly woke up,joker aka hibernator. You will soon go back to your sleep come March 2019.

What if the election was free and fair but your party lose?
I think some people have made up their minds to come with "the election was rigged" slogan as long as the results is not in their favor

zoghys:
Dikeocha Chizoba Justin, it will not be well with you and your scam. I don't know how you manage all this your fake ticket, but i can assure all Nairalanders that this guy is a complete fraud. The name is Chizoba, and an he-goat from imo. This ass is one of the reason, why you don't believe all you see. Don't believe him, he is a big Fraud. And for Chizoba, guy you no fit carry ijebu man money goooo, na 100%guarantee be that, wait and see the end of the story.

You patronized the guy? Unbelievable,no wonder the guy is relentless in posting his scam,since he knows some greedy lazy ass mofos will still fall for him.
Shame on you,your curses won't work,the guy is flexing with your money already. Even the Bible says the " the fool is soon parted with his money" you deserve it period.

Aging is natural, Nothing last forever not even beauty

CSS kaduna(Boarding)
Present sir

Drug deal gone wrong? Or just chicken coming home to roast?

SalamRushdie:
Please let's stop this nonsense Justice Tanko is not the CJN ,he is only a pretender CJN in figments of Buharis imagination .. Make no mistake the swearing in Buhari conducted yesterday is completely ultra vires and at best a mere drill no different from any fire drill carried out from time to time on the grounds of the state house .. Just like a hen cannot fertilize the eggs of another hen Buhari has no such power to select or suspend or sack or replace a CJN , absolutely no power to so ..Please stop addressing Justice Tanko as the new CJN because he is not !!!!

Between you and the 250 judges and S.A.Ns that were sworn in as election tribunal judges,who knows the law more?
Definitely not you highway gala selling miscreant
You have 4 more years to go on your wailing spree,4 long years chai brotherly advice,when the post election loss traumatic stress sets in and you fill you can't take it no more. Do everyone a favor and end that miserable life of yours,I for one won't hesitate to " walk by your casket,spit your face"

HerCuteness:
If she like she should twerk on moving train that one no concern me

Why not try it too,you might win you know

etebefia:
Let buhari win, we will all die here.

Shut your crab,coward chest beater
Ipob said more than this,until they were dragged in mud and flogged mercilessly by Nigerian able bodied soldiers
I doubt you have a Pvc sef

gaby:
hmmm..
In a sane clime, if the guy should fall any moment from now as you wished you'd have a lot to answer for.

The owl cried all night and a baby died before morning..what killed the child?

But the owl has been crying all night several times before and the child didn't die those times,so I think it's a coincidence.
Yoruba proverbs sef

How much?

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HardGuyHardGuy:
His god is imaginary is my opinion towards it, did I pick up a fight or hate him? Bro, understand something before putting your mouth biko.
For your information, I do not need you to practice my faith because I don't have a faith, we atheists don't need anything from you, or have you seen any atheist with megaphone disturbing the neighbourhood? We only voice out out opinion without violence. You theists are the violent ones.

Dude, I just have to tell you to shut up for your last statement, what do you even know about me, what do you even know about atheism? We don't follow bandwagon, we are thinkers. Theists are the ones who follow bandwagon.

You just spewed trash, go pick it up and put it in the bin. #KEEPNIGERIACLEAN

bla bla bla bla
Sorry can't read your self delusional poo , what makes you think I give a 45 out of 50 about your self deluded life, Rather care about a wall gecko or sparrow or roaches or something

HardGuyHardGuy:
I think the fear of the law of your country should be the basis of your living, not the fear of an imaginary god.
Besides, religious people happen to be the most dangerous set of people. Many of them are the ritual killers, they steal pants, pastors doing all sort of ritual killings to get more members and all sort of bad things to gain wealth spiritually. Atheists don't do these because we don't believe in them.

You are accusing people of changing their attitude towards you as a result of your religious inclination or non inclination but you are calling another person's basis of faith imaginary? Isn't that contradictory to the peace you preach? You don't believe in God,no problem,you are replying someone by calling his God imaginary,even when he hasn't cast any aversion towards your own belief? Isn't that hypocritical and ignorance
What makes you different from Boko Haram who wants everyone to practice their faith by attacking others? You just attack an innocent worshipper by calling his God imaginary, during a discourse that didn't warrant it.
Guy you are a joker seriously,first I don't believe you are an atheist. If you are tell us the day you became an antheist,what lead to it and the moment you know you are now an antheist.
Most of you are suffering from bang wagon effect (just like many Christian's and moslems too). You found some folks on Nairaland saying they are atheists and boom,you jumped on the van. You are using atheism as a defence mechanism to fight back against your unconsciously deep seated belief that God has failed you and you need to fight back by denying him.
Atheist ko asstheist night mtcheeeew

I would have blamed village people,but I just realized lately that village people are also blaming village people for their predicaments,hmmm na wao

We know she is consoling herself over her over bearing vj smell,but girl it's all good. As long as it keeps her from depression and suicide. No news of suicide this year please fellow citizens.
Self deception is good sometimes

The first thing I do when I see such passionately written love story is read the first paragraph,then scroll down to see if there is an external link.
When you see a love story with a blog link,just know chances of being cooked up is 85%
Nice write up but I will pass.

Are they legally married,if not,she has no right to harass any citizen in public because of the shagging she is enjoying olo

Learn from Ambode people. Even the Bible says in everything you do get wisdom. Ambode wasn't wise and it cost him his 2nd term dream.

No Nigerian will fall for this crap,not because it's unbelievable but because of the $2000. No Nigerian,not even Dangote will pay you $2000 because you have a video of him masturbating,bs that's more than a year salary of some graduates unfortunately

Only God can judge him. You weren't there when God called him,so keep quiet,who knows maybe he received a revelation to do this,just to save someone from death or something.

I expect forensics study on the dead body,by the NPF.Gun shell casing should be studied, fingerprint adequately scanned, street camera around the murder scene should be scrutinized, faces of suspects should be run on national database and all criminal data base for match,his phone records should be listened to for any threat,his family and close friends should be interviewed to know who he has any grudge with lately or any business deal gone wrong etc
What I'm I saying sef Forgot this is naija. I'm sure an average police officer in Nigeria has no ideal what the heck I'm taking about

In summary,this is your problem below
Your wife is a broad way,while your ex is a narrow way
Narrow is the way that leads to life(if you know you know)
But the broad way has lost it's sweetness due to multitude that have gone through it
Go figure

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Will the summary be the last sentence in the post? Is there a way to specify that a sentence is summary? How will google know which sentence to choose as summary?
I'm currently building my website but I haven't gotten hosting yet, trying to take my time.
Thanks

Juicybreed:
Hello nairalanders,



Pls i need matured advice from matured people, my cousin sister that got engaged few months back and about to Tie the knot come Easter is really depressed. She has been getting text messages inform of blackmail and death threats to the fiance from unknown number. The source went far to text her to never get married to the fiance else He gets killed. Meanwhile from the talks i had with my cousin sister, she was never in any relationship that she promised marriage to someone nor has any Man been spending on her as she takes care of her needs by herself.

This is trying times for her and she really need answers to go over this issue.
Note: The fiance is not aware of this.

They are empty threats from a lady that was dished by her man to be or a jealous useless being. Go on with the marriage,she shouldn't be afraid unless she is hiding something.
Empty threats from a jilted hoe, nothing more.

When I flow for the streets,who else could it be? N.A.S nas nas nas......
Earth wind and fire
Rims n tires
bullet proof glasses, inside is the realest driver
Planets and orbits
Line them up with the Stars
Taorat cards you can see the Pharaoh Nas....
Iron Mike Messiah type
Before d Christ n after the death
I'm the last one left
Let my cash invest in stocks
Went from Seiko to Rolex
From the Project with no dough
To a large cake dough.....
Those are the lyrics of Nas,and you expect him to win a Grammy,how?
Grammy is owned and controlled by whites,with over 80% of the total votes by whites. If you music doesn't appeal to them,forget it. It will be hard to sell platinum,talkless of winning Grammy. Blacks rarely buy albums,it's the white who do.

uchennamani:
That would be dependent on lots of facts. If the money is already deposited, the bank is 100% liable to pay back. Theoretically speaking, the bank will still be liable if the money hasn't been deposited but the customer could prove that he has the money with him before the robbery occurred. This is simply because the bank owed the customer a duty of care to prevent occurrence of robbery in its premises. The court would resort to evidence to hold the bank liable. I believe there is no straight-forward answer here. They may be liable, they may escape liability.

Still, the general rule is that the bank owe it's customers a duty to prevent occurrence of robbery in its halls/premises. The rule here is to do everything reasonable foreseeable to prevent the robbery from taking place.

I disagree sir,how will you prove you have a certain amount of money with you. What if everyone claims they came with N10m to deposit and it was stolen?
Unless you can prove beyond every reasonable doubt(which you won't be able to do),that you came in with such amount of money kiss your money good bye. Not everyone in the banking hall is there to deposit,how can you prove you weren't there to collect ATM card or check your balance etc?.
Every money the bank has is owned by someone(Capital) and owed to someone(Liability). When you deposit,you are owed,so they send you credit alert(creditor). When you withdraw,the money they owe you reduce,so they send you debit alert (debtor).
Your best assurance of having your money back is if it has been credited to your account,if not,it is just your words against the bank's. And believe me the bank will likely get away with it.