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It's wrong,many so called Christians will be there laughing, laughing that didn't take away their sorrow,their cancer their depression and suicidal thoughts.
The comedians can only try it with christians, because they know,no Christian will start fighting and killing for disrespecting Jesus.
Many Pastorpreneurs still bring them to church,to make stupid jokes that don't edify the spirits of the saints.

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Scammer,which customer care ? Dell You mumu no be small, obviously you know nothing about Pc.
Restart Pc,Press F12 and boot again Boot and restart,what's the difference?

I don't blame him,he don eat belleful,na him make
Assuming he resides in Naija,woke up in the morning with nothing to eat,or still hustling for admission he won't be thinking of looking like dracula

Village Pe

They don't need to protest,let them go unclad already,that's their business

Account number nko
In case someone wants to bless you sharply,and you phone is dead, just saying

OkpaAkuEriEri:
Jehovah witness.
Most wicked Christians

God forbid

Imagine a lady who fornicated severally and got pregnant outside wedlock saying she doesn't celebrate birthdays. Hypocrite,which one is worse? Fornication or celebrating birthdays

Here the subordinate will pick the calculator up,give it back to the boss and still tell the boss sorry,why? Because of fear of being sacked.
Employers in Nigeria see themselves as messiahs,like if they sack you,you will starve to death, rubbish

How did he know he was gay Has he started having sexual feelings already
At his age I don't even know if a woman's breast is round or curvyi only try to picture it in my mind
Back then women dress appropriately, even prostitutes,ain't no way you seeing free breast then, unless you married or have a GF

Brand New spectranet for 15k comes with 20gb data,you are just the mifi for the same 15k

udemzyudex:
90% I'd like to know how you carried out your research.

You are one of the good ones too,I once bought a hard drive from you,still rocking it now. Don't know if you remembered.
Though you disappointed me once,I came with my boss lappy for repair,I called and you asked me to come,but when I got to computer village I waited for long and later left, because I couldn't locate your office again,I called but you didn't show up on time.
You might not know my Nairaland moniker.

I have been there, believe me that moment when you thought it's actually over..

kayvinci:
Please recommend a good laptop engineer in compute village, ikeja

Sotall
He is good at what he does and also honest. 90% of traders,engineers in computer village are crooks.
Just search for him here ," Sotall"

mknigeriagreat:
The way you made me feel bad for this silly picture is the way God will put bitterness into your life to your 10th generation. Your life will be extremely miserable till you die and you will be stinking and maggots coming out of your body while you are still breathing on your sick bed. Animal.

Calm down hypocrite,you should be dead if God would mark Sins. To his 10th generations? What ever did the thousands of unborn innocent children did to you that made you curse them? I'm assuming you have never seen the unclothedness of any woman apart from your wife,if you have,it means you a hypocrite,the greatest of them,and all those curses will come back to you in hundred fold.
I didn't see what he posted,it must have been deleted but it doesn't worth you cursing his 10th generations,imagine,you are such a devil and I know you are worst than the guy,you are wicked and full of darkness and unforgiving spirit.
I pray my daughter or sisters will never marry a man like you,I pity those who will call you father, hypocrite.

I know human factor(adulterated kerosene) is involved.
Someone's quest to make more profit caused this,not village people and definitely not God.

KingSatan:


I love Nigerians. They are sincerely lost to Sentiments.

After much sufferings and torture, they still love this man.


That means they will come to love me (SATAN) someday despite all they have heard about me.

Speak for yourself,if you are suffering I am not. It takes hard work to cure poverty not spending your days on a faceless forum hating on a man is doing his best to make things better and supporting the same crooks who plunged Nigeria into the mess we are.

KingMicky3286:
ARe you a fool or a foolish? How can someone owe you 6 months salaries and you still report to work.. Thats not done in Abroad here and no one is going to owe you.

Any biz that does not generate income are closed down.. Stop work and start pushing wheelbarrow if you dont want hunger to kill you and your family.

Create your own boss and employ others...

You are a big for nothing slowpoke, probably a uneducated slowpoke who couldn't make 5 credits in SSCE but got lucky to go outside the shores of the country, that's even if your claim is true. You might be a jobless mofo in a one room apartment feeling lucky ode.
I doubt you have ever stood on your own,with no one to help you before, guess what a lot Nigerians have been there,maybe you are one of the few privileged spoilt brat who rose to success on your parents back, making you lack empathy and intelligent reasoning .
Mannerless mofo next time keep shut if you don't have a reasonable suggestion to give the Man who has sweat but was refused his due compensation.

solution90:
SIR JOHNSON IKHIDE..OWNER OF ARIK AIR IS A DEBTOR..UP TO 6 MONTHS NOW,WE HAVE NOT BE PAID.
JUST IMAGIN FROM MATCH TILL DATE...2018..
WE HAVE WIFE AND CHILDREN..@ OJEMAI FARM LIMITED..NAIRALAND PLS HELP,WE ARE ALL DIEING IN HUNGER.

Create a Topic about this with proof that you are a staff of the said organization and that you haven't been paid for the duration of the time mentioned. The Mods we help you create awareness about it by pushing it to front page.

This could be true,check out most footballers wives have small boobs eg Messi, Ronaldo, Beckham etc

Nigerian Police men stand on the road even on highways so as to slow down motorists,in other to prevent them from running away with their N50 bribe.
What if the driver is drunk or wicked,won't he run them over?

The Bible says foolish children are sorrow to their parents. After all they went through to raise you and give you good life, you ended up wasting it.

Nigerians joke about everything,this calls for sober reflection. Dear Lord,I believe in your Son and his atoning blood that was she'd on Calvary. Keep me in your path.
Maranatha,The Lord Cometh

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Hmmm,ladies someone here is shopping for female breasts and heads for ritual,you can contact him if you are ready to loose yours,if not run for your life

EXLOVER:
Bros get sense small nah, must you involve politics in everything? You be oldman oh, your age for fowl dor die Since

You are such a hypocrite,chai someone before him wish it was PMB that died,you left the person to quote the Op,even wishing him death,chai omg how pained can you people get? It's been almost 4years,still the bitterness,hatred and pain still boils as ever.
Your lives has been miserable before him,it will probably be after he left,stop blaming another person for your miserable existence, which is a result of your parent's ineptitude and lack of vision for their kids.

No wonder I haven't received emails from them in a while. I gained a little cash back from it.

SIMPLYkush:
Alibaba is an old fool, davido is a fool

Why bring Davido into this mumu. Maybe he's a fool, at least a rich one,all the salary and peanuts your papa don collect since the past 30 years no go fit buy that Chioma Porche,so carry your frustrations commit for here,
Player hater

Who am I to judge,but I know you cannot outsmart God,never.

These guys rich die,no try oh,yes they're illiterates but stinky rich.

Whatever it is or may be,I know it all boils down to konji satisfaction It's not as if you dating to prevent world hunger lol

I hope his account balance is still intact? If I'm the one,that will be the first thing I'll check

Is this not idolatry?

Hmmm, A man's foe will be they of his house hold.... Jesus