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Righteousness89:
I am A CHOSEN!

The LORDS CHOSEN Apron is a tool/ Instrument for Advertising the Church program!

Apron does not Heal or give Heaven!
Neither does it give Salvation.

JESUS CHRIST is The Only one that Guarantees Salvation,Healing, Eternal Life etc

This is what My Pastor Preaches!

Having cleared that, any Instrument of GOD'S Church can be used to Glorify his Name... The LORDS CHOSEN IS The Finger of GOD on Earth!

Get Saved First, then you attach your Faith to The Covenant GOD has with His Servant and The CHOSEN People!

Ok this make sense.

Poverty is a bastard
Ok this could be fake news,amalablog ko semoblog ni.
Nigerian bloggers use to use pictures they don't know it's origin to create blog posts. Bunch of blungers

Did she leave any note or video evidence that showed she did it because of break up?

Some people hate noise. Especially highly created people. He should have called the police

Any good news is welcome.
God deliver us from china, amen.

God deliver us from China amen

Here we go again. Another one.
Unless I am buying from Online stores with reputation. face to face transaction for life

Explorers:
An alligator ignored suggestions to stay at home during the coronavirus pandemic, and was seen walking around outside a shopping center in South Carolina.




https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8188507/Nature-reclaims-city-Alligator-strides-deserted-shopping-center-South-Carolina.html?ito=social-facebook

Rise of the planet of the reptiles
God deliver us from China,Amen

egopersonified:
na this your grammar never make you governor or deputy, it makes you look stupid sir

Too much of everything is bad. I watch BBC often and no English man speaks such grammar,not even the Queen or the Pm.

ijaw1stson:
This grammar just make me lose weight

Haaaaa

The intelligent ones on Nairaland knows this,it is those ones who think anything their pastor says overrides all scientific explanations that are a big shame to Nigeria's educational systems.
I have commented on several threads here trying to make them see reasons that 5g cannot be responsible for a virus outbreak but their brain is just not built to the level of my explanations. Mo ronic elements

berbz:
I really need your advice on this please...

My wife and her mum went to pack everything in our matrimonial home because we had issues. She said she can't live with me anymore. She packed everything and left me with nothing.
She's a legal wife and her mum followed her to pack things from my house.

Can I take her back

The day you got married,you guys were very happy,both in laws were grateful to God, eating and drinking,not knowing it is heading for the rock. Maybe they even mock the singles in the wedding ceremony say" go and get married and be responsible" but look now
Well at least she didn't stab you to death and you didn't kill her with months old pregnancy. Like the many stories we have read here on Nairaland.
Well I'm still single as f uck,love to start a family soon but I am not expecting much. God help us.

Yemisih:
It's very derogatory for LASUTH as an institution to be seen to engage in d's act. As Frontline staffs who are on duty working 24hrs or more,have a look at the food served to doctors and other healthcare workers for 2 days on a roll. When will this perceived inequality stop,even the cleaners deserves better.

First LASU has been in existence for years, did they just start serving you food two days ago? If no,how has been the food before? You work 24hours? You are just a cheap lying brat,so you don't sleep,no bathing,you have been on duty since January 1 right? Liar.
Why compare yourself with doctors? You want the same with them? For me both food are disgusting.
I don't know your motive for this but stop being an ingrate. You receive salary,bring food from home or buy food.
How many workers in Nigeria receive free meals at work? You sound pained,I am sure you are one of those nurses that are so heartless that will ignore dying patients like their lives doesn't count.
Get the f uck out of here with your cheap blackmail,sadist.

Blakewilli:
She gave me her lifeand her body. All i did was make her life better but i didn't take her body. I thought i was cowardly then but i just realized am soaked in the divine spirit of God

The world is now corrupt to the core. Imagine what i just heard that a naked challenge is commencing.
Its time we all stick strongly to our faith because the world now celebrates stupidity.
I am still a victim of the trials of this world and am begging God for his grace.
Shine your eyes o and be careful in all you do.
I am yet to see any real Godly monikers who are bold to spread God's word without any selfish gains or interests.
Shalom

Okay you are very holy infact your own version is holy pro plus happy now

Freddykrueger:
The Nigerian army is a disgrace to other armies of the world. If the chadians could decimate those vermins in their dozens, seize such large cache of weapons and clear their island of bokoharam insurgents in just under a week, then what's the Nigerian armies excuse for fighting bokoharam for more than a decade now?

Bros you wrong.Nigerian soldiers were once regarded as the best land soldiers in Africa. It is the moles in the army that is sabotaging their efforts. They tell boko haram of any assault being planned on them. They reveal locations of Nigerian soldiers to boko haram so that they can attack them unaware.

Jacobx007:
As reported by Arewa Online TV, Chadian soldiers led by president Idriss Deby inflicted severe damage on Boko Haram terrorists, killing many and recovering large amounts of arms and amunitions. What is wrong with Nigerian Army please? Are Chadian soldiers better equipped than our Soldiers? A critical analysis of these happenings evokes more questions than answers.....

What is affecting our soldiers is the moles in the Nigerian Army. They send out information to boko haram when an offensive is about to be carried out on boko haram. They also reveal where Nigerian soldiers are when they are vulnerable.

That's very good. Boko haram are enemies of the people,they should kill them all.

WILLuKPquiet:
Hello Nairalanders


This Person with the moniker da3pu0 by the name Opadina Olugbemiga Olawale Temitayo on Facebook has been blackmailing my Nephew Omotosho Babatunde Ezekiel all over Nairaland.

He claims he swindled him of a certain amount of money and he went into his Facebook account to pick his pictures he uses in his Propaganda .

Please Anyone who knows him should please inform him to meet the person he accused at the EFCC or ICPC office. ASAP.

The blackmailers profile picture on Nairaland is attached.


Hello da3pu0
by the name Opadina Olugbemiga Olawale Temitayo.

Come and meet the person you accused at the EFCC or ICPC office. If you don't come out, you will be fished out.

Thanks

Shut up there,why didn't your cousin come here to clear his name. Why didn't Opadina pick my name or picture and start blackmailing me? There must be something that brought them together. Your cousin is a coward and probably a scammer too. Why didn't he come out to clear his name,are you his partner in crime. Carry your fake Efcc story away from here liar,Efcc ko ccfe no shiooor

Preshieben:
Hey Dude
You have no single right to call pastor Chris a fool
He isn't ya mate

Mind what u say to men of God
Before God's wrath befall u


You are free to quote me

What he did is wrong but God's wrath will not fall on him. Each minutes of each day, people blaspheme the name of God,all over the world. He didn't strike them down,will he now strike a man for calling another man fool?
Pastor Chris and you and other serving God did similar things before they got saved,but God didn't strike them dead. He left them and now they are saved.
The church is what it is today because we have misrepresented God to the world especially unbelievers. We have chased many away from God.
BTW I love Pastor Chris messages but I am not a member of his church though.

Saifullah01:
Ok here's the back ground.

I use the glo network, the 5k monthly bundle that gives you 15GB (this hardly last 2 weeks, but that's not the point here).

So I saw an ad by glo saying you'll get 20% extra @ this covid season across all data, so I went for the 10K bundle for 50GB (and with the 20% that will be 60GB). I did this subscription yesterday 04.04.2020 around 10.47am. 24hrs later (today) I checked my balance and I noticed I have already used 22GB out of the 60GB! (Remember I used to use 15GB for 2 - 3 weeks and now 22GB in 24hrs! There is something wrong)

Correct me if am wrong the pics below show that I have used 22GB already. And if the green data gauge is anything to go by 1/3 of the total area is already shaded green

You are wrong sir. You are very wrong,which is not the problem. The problem I have is that you as an educated person thinks that it's possible for your new subscription (60gb) to start reading from the last subscription you made and consumed(15gb.)
Bros it is technologically impossible, unless it is programmed to be like that. Which will mean it is so for all Glo subscribers,or you want to tell me Glo decided to reprogrammed only your own SIM to work like that.
Everything is computerised. Apart from daily logistics,if every Glo staff go home for a week everything will still be working fine. Everything done on your SIM, subscription, buying credits,call rate etc has been programmed. It cannot do otherwise. The call rate cannot change unless it is reprogrammed,the data consumption rate is programmed which is the same for everybody. Computer doesn't make mistakes bro.
This your assertion is stupid,your new subscription started reading from the last subscription you did. I have never heard that before.
We all know how our subscription can get depleted so fast we will be wondering how. We think telecoms are cheating us. Maybe yes or no,but I know that the standard is the same for everyone,every sim everytime.
You probably want attention for your 60gb subscription which you have gotten. You can let us rest now.

topstone4:
If it is true that no Nigerian is hungry, nay God bless you. But if it is a lie, may tea, agony and destruction abide in your home forever.

If it is true that Kai Mohamed said this,God bless you. But if it is a fake news,may agony and destruction abide in your home forever.
Most of you youths are unbelievably dumb,this isfake news as usual. Imagine all the TV stations couldn't carry the news,all the newspaper outlets with online presence didn't carry it. The source is feedmenews, you guys are irredeemable mo rons.
Someone who doesn't know where his next meal will come from, decided to write rubbish in the corner of his room on his blog. You guys jump on the wagon, I diotic elements.
For the record,I believe any government state or federal, sharing anything in this country where there are no data base for its citizens is only out to steal. But I am not stupid to believe everything I read online.

Hmmm
Lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from china
For thine is the kingdom
The power and glory for ever and ever
Amen

This covid 19 is shaking nations,taking lives and destroying economies

Lots of sense here. Respect bro.
This is a break away from the normal stupidly absurd topics by many mama's boy on Nairaland nowadays asking foolish questions.
" My gf cheated on me what should I do?"
My gf slapped me what should I do"?
Pussies

Lots of sense here. Respect bro.

NgwalandAbia:
Boy, I wrote Ngwa, not central Igbo, if you can't comprehend it and respond that means you are a fake Ngwa man and I'm here to teach you a bitter lesson. Ngwaman kii you there.

Why are you people so full of hatred? Because of politics? You are wishing death on a fellow tribes man.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
isoright


My nigggar
Slow down
It is normal
If mugu fall guy man go chop!
Ring road for Benin city worse. Fake fake things them dey sell. If care is not taken You fit buy new phone for ring road and later realize say na old and used phone and na toothpaste like close up them take gum inside
Let me tell you a secret niggarrr
Humans na scam naturally( the criminality in every human can not be over emphasized)
Nothing like honest money in the world
Just that African own bad
And Nigerians are worse

I know alot of people will insult me
But no problem
Am a realist
Realism over visionary thought anyday anytime twice on Saturday

Why do you always support bad things ? Eg yahoo yahoo

dederocs:
please argue intelligently, we are talking of radiation effects due to gamma rays, electro magnetic waves etc, no one says it caused the virus...not here

Ok I thought it's one of those numerous threads claiming its the cause of covid 19.

ChrisKels:
Tell us your experience with a new barber and why you hardly change your barber?

There is a saying that "some men are more faithful to their barbers than they are to their spouses", hence, when you go to a new place, how do you cope and how do you manage to get another barber win your trust?

When I was in the University I go to the same barber till when I graduated. At home I also have my barber I patronise. Currently I have been patronising my barber for more than 10 years. When I get there we greet and he does his thing. I don't say Shi t,he knows how I want it.
Infact we like brothers now. We relate.

Asquare84:
Even people that are earning salaries before the covid 19 locked down are finding it hard to survive talk more of ASUU member that have been on strike and have not been paid. I strongly believe this strike back fire on ASUU

Nigerian lecturers are thieves, extortioners and lazy. Only theory they know. They write wack books compare to their overseas counterparts.
They sell marks for money and free pussy,let them spend the money they have been stealing from the system all these years.

Guide777:
5G gives out deadly radiation. 5G is an American technology that has been around as far back as 1975. Because of its harmful nature its kept away. The other one closely related to Covid 19 is Artificial intelligence. A.I and 5G are now in Chinese hands. how did they do it ? what role did Microsoft and their owners play. How did Hauwei enter into 5G?

What the heck you talking about? 5g was around before first generation internet and 2g and 3g and 4g. That is technically impossible. 5g means 5th generation,it cannot be 5g if it is around during first generation. Maybe you meant another term but definitely not what the world know as 5g today.
I don't believe 5g technology as anything to do with a virus outbreak. It is stupid and unintelligent.Viruses are living micro organism. How can a non living technology creates a virus that causes cough sore throat and fever? If the results was radiation that causes cancer I understand but a virus? No I am not buying it.