₦airaland Forum

Ironi:
Have you googled the studies? How do you compare to the Ghanaians, they are packed jor, so don't go about talking dick sizes with Ghanaians

lol Ghanians , abeg I have a job, I cannot argue with you.good night

Ironi:
Is on record that Nigerians have small dicks, go google the studies

lol lieeeeeeee, d average Nigerian 17 year old is 6.5inch.

Kyase:
why dem dey boo moses na

moses played for stoke.

ikp120:
Nah nah, you are damn fvcking wrong.

Na when you fvck Calabar babe you go feel that way.

d calabar girl wet I bang last give me waist pain for 1 week , I no fit waka well

Very good, them be wan open market for your head.

Dating a female solider is almost like dating the average Nigerian girl but with much fear, I once courted a solider , she was dark in completion, below 6ft ,so I was taller than her, I approached her when I went to the barrack to visit a solider friend, I was afraid to talk but I just liked her so I said to her "I would love to go on a date with you" she said OK , gave me her number and strict time to call her, we went on 4 dates , I asked her out she said yes , so the next day she said ,she would love to visit me, I said OK , she cooked when she came, we laughed, watched TV and I gave her transport fare but she didn't accept, she called me later in the night that I was lucky today, I asked her how, she said if I had tried to force her into sex that it would have been bloody for me, na so I thank God for my mind, she asked if she could come the next day, I said yes , when she came , I went behind her when she was cooking and kissed her neck , she turned and kissed me , azzin I banged the shit out of her fat ass , soldiers moan more than the average girl and they also have much more stronger grip during sex and more endurance and power, it was a wonderful courtship.

zanogo:
lol, i should pm you on a phone you borrowed from an official in your IDP camp, you must be high on camel shit, it seems you are a deranged teenager happy about his parent's absence from house

will you pm me or not ?

zanogo:
you dont deserve my attention, go back to the IDP camp you crawl from and quickly line up for afternoon food, your case is a prime example that everybody should not be trusted with a mobile phone

I Dont deserve your attention because it's worth the same as shit, and I Dont deal with shit, when its Christmas ,pm me let me help your life.

I can only cope if she is a virgin .

kinginvagina:
This is common amongst Nigerian girls, they feel they need to get money or material things before or after sexual intercourse.

Science has made us understand both gender enjoy sex still naija girls want money or material things for it.

It is a means to make the male sex think they are not Hot , they use it as a proclamation of worth.

zanogo:
i get you, it is only during christmas you get to eat something close to food, by the way i need to commend those officials in the IDP camp you are staying for giving you free internet access.

I eat what I want everyday , I subscribe your salary in a month kid, thank God for Mtn free 10mb in your life.

zanogo:
do you think everybody is a pauper like you? gerrout!!! i dont deal with people competing with orangutans on brain development.

pauper ? I will feed your family this Christmas.

zanogo:
poverty mentality!!! i have a dstv premium at house, i dont even watch it, i stream any match i want to watch any where i am .Even if you stayed glued to dstv watching matches for a whole year that doesnt mean your 3.75 mb brain would be able to process any of it. it is like beating a dead horse.....and to burst your bubble again, there is nothing exclusive about dstv, even petty shop owners have it everywhere in south africa, i blame the government that makes dstv looks like an accomplishment to deluded people like you

you can lie.

zanogo:
Shut up!!! I hate when a less informed person keeps spamming the cyber space, you don't know jack about football, do you think football start and end in england? I was even expecting a better response from u but that thrash you posted there just summarize who you are. Next time if you dont have in depth knowledge about a topic, you keep shut...... I dont think that is too much to ask for. Ignorance spreads more than Ebola

go and buy dstv so that you can watch football, I watch every major league even Swedish and Iceland premiere football, I cannot be educated by you, its not possible ,no vex.

zanogo:
Sometimes it is better to keep quiet, cavani scored 49 goals in 50 appearances last season, even if you are playing in Tajikistan that is a hell lot of goals and mind you French league is a major league in Europe. You epl fan boys thinks the world start and end in England, pls try and watch other leagues, it is not when a player is bought by an English team that he started his career. Comparing rondon to cavani is like comparing CDQ to drake. Drogba came from France to England and became a legend, essien came from France, kante came from France and let me burst your bubble mahrez was a bench warmer in lig 2 before he went to Leicester and later won the best player in the english premier league

what do I care if mahrez is a bench warmer from ligue2 do you know where mcguaire is from ? ,you better learn football not just statistics, I Dont have time to argue with people who watch gotv and want to form analyser.

Neymar1095:
Your stupidity is extraordinary. Have any player in Epl scored 8goals in One Champions League season ever. Cavani did last season. Dumb epl fanboy.

Berbatov, cristiano (man utd),etc, na your Mumu be like zee world , extraordinary every day. Cavani is playing with world class midfielders who feed him, I watch ligue1 games , I subscribe a full bouquet, I can't argue with you because you obviously do not watch him play, he comes up against mediocre defenders in a one v one situation and score inexperienced goal keepers, you better watch the matches Dont come here to spew rubbish I won't argue with you, if you want to watch real strikers who work for their goals
1 lacazette
2 fekir
3 yacine mammou
4 mbappe

ClintonNzedimma:
I agree but LA Liga is the most superior league

yes

Medunah:
Dust

na dust for you na because your guy na Mumu.

walcut:
cavani overrated? oh Gawd some people think football ends in England

rondon that plays for west brom is better than cavani, the quality of players in the EPL is far superior to ligue1 , take for example hatem Ben arfa who could not do well in Newcastle , went to OGC nice and became a superstar, scored 20+ goals , why didn't he score that in the EPL ? , its because all defences are organised, he coudnt do it in a cold night at stoke , but smash it in sunny Nantes , Mr man please think before you talk.

Itsachair:
no wahala bros. Xo i fit knw where i stand

pm me on Wensday morning I go son prepare the manual .

Itsachair:
lol normal levels. Do u knw hw to hack into someones whatsapp accnt

hmmm, if I help you , you go update me ?

Itsachair:
dats wot i feel bro.

use condom.

Itsachair:
bro if i tell her no. Hw will i knw if she goes ahead to go out with d guy. Since we stay in different cities. My own b say make skul resume make i bleep m jare

that girl is probably cheating on you .

SUCH DISRESPECT, HOW CAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND EVEN UTTER SUCH, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR FAILING TO ESTABLISH YOUR POSITION, THEM NO BORN MY GIRLFRIEND WELL MAKE SHE EVEN ANSWER THE FELLOW.

Op, have you ever heard of ONCE DEBÉ ,ALWAYS DEBÉ.

Na wa o cavani , you wey be overhyped striker dey fight with neymar over freekick .

Brother your father is a religious extremist, What you did was right , you have fixed a problem and created another , give your Father time , na him go call you.

phintohlar:
Even if we tell you it's wrong, you'll still go ahead and date her, so what's the point.

u a bad b....

OK airforce1 ,we don hear you.

sirfee:
Indeed they are trying their best,their strikers should be more focus...they should utilize their chances to avoid stories....


Lacazette is overrated in my opinion.

keep quiet.

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