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Tamarapetty:
you can forgive but it's hard to forget, especially if it really hurt you. i guess he's still in pain over that ish. they both need to go for counselling




if he loves her and doesn't want her packing. he should remove his mind totally from that incident. like what the hell? we're humans, we make mistakes.

cheating is not a mistake

internationalman:
An average naija boy would probably b happy hearing this same news from his babe if u know what I mean.

yeah

falconey:


Save me time for your jibby jabbers, clouded by misguided impression. This isn't a marriage seminar.

You must be the dumbest man on earth if you think everyone believe in the concept of money is equivalent to good living. Not everyone wish to be rich. We derive happiness from different conducts.

You need to explore and read more, stop postulating basic knowledge like it's rocket science.

I thought with the time spent on earth and nairaland ,you would be wiser now but it seems not to be so even the bible says "money answereth all things" ,this statement tells you that for ever part of your human existence , money will make it easier , don't be fooled and be naive , the major component of love is finance, if a partner can or has the potential to provide minimum basic necessity , the relationship will sail smoothly, but if not WHO YOU HELP ?

7Alexander:
Criminal. For every person you scam, eternal misfortune will keep following you in whatever you lay your hands upon

Amen

onila:
what's stupid about my thread

ask yourself .

Lol, I Dont trust people with tattoos , e get why !

onila:
LEAVE ME ALONE

i hate when a guy knows deep down, she's not stable to date but he will still be toasting you

like seriously I am in school and focusing on better things in my life than date you

and even when you turned the guy down, he will still be vexing

any guy who wants to date me now, just wants to smash me and doesn't love me like that

men are such h-orny creatures, gosh get a life

I thought you have repented from creating stupid threads but it seems stupidity can not be cured.

Dillusionist:
why would i reach your sisters super stupidity..I'm ain't stupid so I can never drag anything with them..enjoy their stupidity! !

such a saucy Bitch!

jonaifame22:
Some might call me a pervert, some might call me all sort of weird names, buh I assure I'm only following my heart, and taking advantage of every pleasure nature bestows on me daily, some say sex is sancrosanct to my thread, well u are entitled to ur opinion, the last time I checked, I'm Unbothered

There's is dis lovely gal, dat's been on my watch for so long, she has troubled me wth me her beauty, she has this girlie walking step, that each time I see her , I jus feel like I should pin her to the wall like a card board paper of fine drawings in a kindergaten class and squeeze those valuables that adorn both her chest and her backside, I've observed that I'm not the only one staring at her , I've seen her pass a row of guys and they all turned their necks like a standing fan and there eyes was fastened to her body like the eyes of an exam candidate whose answer sheet is blank staring at his neighbours answer sheet full of answers and then I began to know that we are many who have come to recognise this young lady's bodily potential and they will cross the seven seas jus to lay wth her.



When she passes on the road the way her yansh shakes wth fleshy and meaty demeanour, u'll know that her yansh can withstand hard smooching for so long without falln, the way her breast stands tall and high is very offensive to my sex drive as a matter of fact,I noticed some years back that I have a gift for interpreting female body language, an I have used this gift to interprete her body language movement


When this lovely damsel passes by, the way her body shakes is as if it is telln the men around what it wants, one time she passed my way my sixth sense interpreted her body language and my sixth sense decoded the shaking of her body to mean that her body was simply telling the men around " I need a man" I need a man, I need a man, could it be you, could it be you, or you or you or you, can u be man enough to make my honey pot drench wth so much juice than it as ever experienced before.

Also when u look at her breast either from the front or from the back, the way it is standing tall and gallant like goliath mocking the children of israel and their lord, That is how the breast mocks every guy she passes by, one time she passed me by, my sixth sense interpreted her breast body language cos of the way it hung, as if to say the breast was asking us boiz wth roaring voice saying " who amongst you all this men here staring at me, is man enough to squeeze me and caress me and make me feel like a breast? whom amongst you men staring at me like a person at a fuel station staring at the meter of the fuel dispenser to make sure he's not cheated can truly squeeze and make me feel squeezed romantically, furthermore my sixth sense went on to further interprete some of wat her breasts said wth it's body language, as her breasts boasted wth it's upright stance as if to say " all you boiz staring at me hungrily I know u are after me and the thoughts that fill ur mind is thoughts of how u can conquer this beautiful lady that carries me on her chest,u guys hope to decieve her wth words from ur lying tongue so that u can get to where I am and suck me wth ur lips and press me hard wth ur hands that has seen many menial jobs, but I assure you all, no matter how u handle me if u eventually get ur way with her, u can never break me cos I'm built to last long cos I've nine lives.


So by use of mind power I always imagine me and her together and I'm resting my head on her soft and meaty laps like a bum bum on a couch, while staring at those lovely breasts frm beneath and she's patting my head wth her soft hands as if to say rest on young man, for my body is urs to smooch, caress, to lick,suck and to ravish cos I'm best served any how you want me.

Now this mind power method is working, cos as it is the gals' father is coming close to me, her dad works at igbogbi hospital, so one day, according to him, he slept when he returned frm work and didn't wake up until midnight, by then I had already closed, so he skinned his hair himself and when I came early in the morning, he came to report himself to me for inspection if the hair's shiny so I had to clean him up where he didn't shine well, so we became friends and he's been chilling in my shop often like a coke bottle in a freezer, I was scared of him before buh now I'm no more scared of him, one time I was about walking close to his daughter to preach my gospel to her, when I saw him coming on a bike, I started to draw back like the frontal hairline of someone suffering frm baldness,now his daughter has been shining teeth wth me like she's advertising her toothpaste each time she passes by and I'm loving it, if she only knows who she's inviting in2 her life, she'll be cautious like someone walking on a wet floor, cos when I descend on her I'll not be calm about pressing her soft and luscious breast that has subjected to me to so much lust which has made my soul a candidate of hell, now she asked me to get a movie "bleach" season 16-20 when I go to replenish my stock on tuesday, I'm planning my moves and very soon I'll strike.

you dey smoke

Naija girls :personal ATM

Haaa , waoh waoh waoh , na dem oooo , clear road.

Ademoore07:
Mine was a different case. I paid a friend a visit in Oshogbo. On d quest to spend d night with him, I was shocked to know he is gay. In d middle of the night, he felt aroused and started caressing my prick. I responded and stop him from d rubbish. He was embarrassed. In fact, I left d place as early as 6am the 2nd day. Till now, we ain't chatting. He was d first person I knew to be gay, in fact I was one of those who use to say Nigerian guys can't be gay.

Chineke!

Well.....

All girls cheat .

Sniper12:
Typical 9ja gal if u cum in 3 mins dem go vex complain. Drink bitters or agbo pound dem for 30mins dey complain. My belle/womb hurts i cant walk bla bla bla

dem complain die, if you come give them the money , them go say it is not enough ooo.

Tamarapetty:
the question should be 'CAN A GUY STROKE FOR 45MINS'' they do the stroking, not the ladies. some weaklings can't even last for 10mins

why will they not last 10 mins when fanta is their water.

ehinmowo:
Na wa o. 5hrs of sex at a go. Wich time go remain to do productive things. Now I see why pple dey die young in dis generation.

abi.

I know girls that can go 5 hours straight.

IamKashyBaby:

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slayminder:
Hello Nairalander,I think I'm too cool for girlfriend, I have a girl that I really love but I think this love has taken over me dat is making me to loose my worth in her face, she doesn't obey me there is nothing I will tell Her dat she will do. and I obey her I always listen to everything she tells me, what is making me angry now is dat, I went to her house to give her meat for sallah. when I got to her house I called her to come outside her house. because am always going inside their apartment any time am there but I trying to limit that because I don't want to loose the opportunity her mom gave me, dat I can come inside their house anytime I want, so when I got to her house I called her to come outside but she refused to come outside , I was so angry, she always feel I should be submissive to her she never listen to me, please how can I deal with her, how can I make to be submissive (not control)because I love her and I don't want her to make me get tired of her

Bro , the reason she behaves this way is because you established your relationship as an equal, no matter how equal you are in a relationship there should be a defined leader, a person capable of controlling or influencing greatly the activities in the relationship just like the way a family functions, most girls that respect their partners isn't just because of love , its also because of fear of what the partner is capable of if angered , the punishment he can give them that will hurt them, what he can withdraw that will negatively affect them , these are some of the reasons . it seems your girlfriend doesn't respect you because you can't do anything that will make her to ! Be a man , SHE SHOULD BE THE ONE TO COLLECT THE SALAH MEAT FROM YOU ,ANYWHERE YOU WANT !!!!!

IamKashyBaby:


To be honest...I WONT TAKE ANY SINGLE KOBO...

Why? Coz i respect his money is his money but i will leave him a note that he shouldnt keep his money in a drawer...he needs to put it where it is secured.

see u

cantok:
A woman in need of companionship vs A pro who has cornered his prey

women are more susceptible to this type of scam though , their emotions is just the deciding factor if or not she gets conned.

Get his bank account number and name , find him on Facebook , track him , beat the shit out of him, works everytime

O. Boy if to say credit alert don't enter that cashier for dey work without pay for the rest of ember period

Lol , I swear I go like perceive the smell of roasted human being.

But this format don old na ?

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Dis tew much ...

GideonIdaboh:
Hello Nairalanders,
Already 3 weeks today, my house was burgled while I was fast asleep (most people say Na jazz) . To my utmost dismay, I woke up to realize that my newly bought smart TV of not more Dan 2weeks old was carted away by the unknown men along side my phones and some money.
I was told I could use the IMEI of one of the phones to track other items stolen but I don't just know how. I have reported to the NPF but I haven't heard anything from them yet. To the ICT gurus in the house, Pls is there anything I can do from my own part Pls?

Cc: lalasticlala

my guy , this Nigeria , I am sorry just hustle more God will help you .

That house owner is protecting his daughters