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no they won't




they'd rather do abortion or hiv test later

sorry but the thing funny





I can't stop laughing @ ta lo Mo iyare ri


I guess he was expecting a VIP treatment Abi what did he mean by "trying to bring her attention to the personality of the person "


Kai...but yoruba people can insult for afrika especially the ijesha and the Ibadans no find their trouble

this is....











I don't even know what to say

April fool

sureheaven:
Thank you Mr president...

Your going to the national mosque will always cause commotion.

you mean the president causes "commotions"?

So many deadwoods in the United squad.

Defence
* Rojo and Darmian get injured for sitting on the bench. They should gerrout!
* Phil Jones, if no one comes for him let's loan him and pay the club
* Velencia is leaving.
* Eric B and Smalling should be bench warmers abeg

Midfield
* Nemanja Matic is on a decline...we'll be in big trouble if we don't replace him.
* Ander Herrera is an average player, he only plays with passion. He should leave.


Attack
* Oh Juan Mata, good guy! Please return to Spain
* Alexis Sanchez should leave with immediate effect. He seems to have lost his hunger.
* Oh no! Jesse Lingard. What do we do to this dancer? Sit on the bench please.

the girl is right u know,

English doesn't win elections in this part of the world...... blind followership, Rigging, propaganda and plenty of money does here

Splinz:
A "good wife material" and "good husband material" are nothing other than subjective phrases.

Who told you what you think in your head as an ideal wife is what I want?

Just what IF I told you that my wife must be a three!some enthusiast in order to satisfied my definition of a good wife?

Just what IF...

what is this one saying

which way nigeria.......so sad

Emmanuel226:
When Buhari go ready for u eh

is it buhari that's suppose to be ready for him(witch hunt) Abi EFCC....

so sad...this is what my country has reduced to.. see reasoning abeg

MORNDEW:
Is it that these people don't know anything or they just want to play mischief?
This case will still go to the appeal court and the Supreme Court. So what's all these half celebration that might end in tears?

For those who don't know, Mama Taraba and Dakuku won at the tribunal and court of appeal but supreme Court overturned it.

Keep your fingers crossed.

story story... voices from the market

Boyooosa:
I would have so much loved it if you are more explicit...

sorry I don't know how to type good English...I would have so much love to be more explicit

Boyooosa:
No other easier way for dem to be popular atleast they have done one track and we still did not hear anything about tgem until now that we are reading about their crime life.
Hard way, the only way to blow!

this table u are shaking

who lose ,? the husband,
the wife
or the deceased ?

rychard:
Few days ago , some pickpockets made away with my phone, phone in my pocket while listening to morning news, they left the earpiece and took the phone ,first thing I did was call my bank to put my account on PND, then went to,block the SIM card. I logged on to find my phone on goggle changed my email password and then wiped the hard drive.

Next, I logged on to my avast phone guard app interface, the app helps secure your phone , it won't turn on if sim card is changed without my input, I can alway track the phpme number of the new sim, lock the phone, open GPS and even take front view camera shot of the thief

this looks like rocket science to me.....and I'm very sure I ain't the only one lost here..lol


for those asking how I create the thread... u wouldn't have heard this if I didn't and I used an iphone to creat it( it was in the bag while the nokia was in my pocket, how them comot am for my pocket, I no know) I had a lot in that phone I feel dazed at it lost

BuhariIsBURIED:
I have forced myself severally to like this guy but it just doesn't work, I like every footballer but him is a no no

sorry

Lol

YoungG12:
[color=#990000][/color]cant wait to read the touching heart story

lol. U go wait tire

aaronson:
If the sim is tied your BVN/bank accounts. Quickly block access to it by calling your bank or go retrive the sim as soon as possible so you don't come back here to share a heart touching story of how you bank account was cleared.

alright thanks

Pls even if it almost impossible to get the phone back, how can I block the phone or sim to avoid gaining access to my infos ?

Bykemannn:
Bros, no snitching, thats the rule!!!

but this is not boondocks and he isn't grandad

Bros do what's right may God see u thru

we all know where this is going but ...

jk200:
A Nairaland prophesied that Election is going to be shifted for 6 days and it happened exactly has he prophesied

link below:


https://www.nairaland.com/4364282/2019-election-hold-after-6/1#75779358




Then another prophecy came in on the same thread by Nuzo1


..and there will be attacks and reprisal attacks in the country during or immediately after the presidential election. The security agencies will be unable to control it. The U.N. will beg the military to properly take over. Junior military officers Will then take over the government for a brief period. That Will be the beginning of a new Nigeria.
Neither Buhari nor Atiku will be president by June 2019.
.... and those preparing for the gubernatorial elections are wasting their time and money. Cause it won't hold.
These are what I saw.


Below it another man shared what God shows him


Exactly what I saw on 6/10/2018
I saw shedding of blood
people unable to travel
I saw fire burning
I saw the old Nigeria as of independence and I saw the current Nigeria
Then God said, I am rescuing Nigeria
I saw a young man cleaning houses, cutting grasses, picking dirty to keep the country clean.. and that is the new Nigeria



Few minutes ago, PDP released a press release that they wont take the outcome of this election

link below


https://www.nairaland.com/5046394/pdp-rejects-presidential-election-results#76116194



@nuzo1 testifies to those prophecies and shared what God has shown him as well
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2018.
So many times in a vision, I've seen a military intervention due to violence as a result of election malpractice. The young military officers will start Nigeria afresh.
That's why when I see people kill themselves for Buhari and Atiku, I laugh so hard and then cry bitterly. They are not in God's plan beyond the next election.
Nigeria is not breaking up anytime soon. But for sure, God is planning to shake up Nigeria to her roots.





My bro and sis on this forum, dont think PDP will go down without a fight and mostly innocent people will suffer the loss most especially up North.


pray to you God irrespective of your religion that God should take control because i can see Crisis, violence erupting all over the nation in short time.


Please, pray because war isn't a good thing.

Dont say it wont get to you locality because war do spread like fire.
From the look of things, this election wont go down well and its likely to explode into crisis.



Dont say i didnt Warn you all.


shalom

my pastor once said similar thing in june 2014, he said the military officers will be young officers and will help resolve boko Aram and other Nigerian prominent issues and bring about what he call *TRANSFORMATION AGENDA*

Nigeria will better under them ....but he is gonna be a northerner tho

SweetJoystick:
Thumbs up if he is actually guilty of the crime

hmmmm

don't know this feeling , but something tells me atiku will win but the election result will be in buharis favour..


just a feeling .. buhari may die while on seat , osinbajo sworn in and attempt may be made on his life ..

just a bad feeling, intuition they call it .

I will stop here

Jummyju:
Bro, I live in Italy. I can bet you the level of advancement when it comes to road network, can't be achieved in Nigeria even in the next 100 years, I was awed by their structural, high-tech road system. The light stuff is like you, having the clouds over your heads: never goes out.

Sicily have good architecture, at least I know that by history books....comparing Italy to Nigeria is like comparing .........blank page I keep getting

enoy ur stay bro

but Italy should have 24hours electricity and good roads, cherish that u can't always have everything

besides, u are beautiful cherish that more

with the numbers of VIEWS this thread gathered,

sincerely I'm scared , I might contact AIDS. by just opening the thread to read comments,
I'm afraid many just open to see if there is cure and if genuine

what they later will do with the information is what I don't want to think it is

jidenna21:
Africans are all hypocrites, I hate u all
Read about prostitution in Netherlands, Brussels, and some other country where it is legal, we are not and can never be better than them. I'm not a fvcking hypocrite. I'm damn sure non of y'all will make heaven, so.

Edo state is not Brussels

Onyi22:
Girls pants don really suffer for guys hand....
I wonder who d victim he use for d ritual may be....
What will it really profit a man to ride d latest Mercedes Benz on earth n looses his soul?
I cover all my pants with d blood of Jesus.......

what is wrong with this one