₦airaland Forum

No shame 4 dat 1 mouth " Nigeria is an importing nation" imagine.

See davido face... He do fce lyk "I no go give yuu"

Ifa don knack am....

In as much as I wud lyk dis 2 be true I know its a hot lie from d pit of hell.

Made In Nigeria.

Coal 2 generate electricty, its certainly not eco friendly but anytin 2 give constant power supply is allowed.

Again I don't care wer d coal is comin 4rm.

14:
Its called business

A parasitic kind.

Fresh boi.....

HELP! South Africa has bewitched our govt.

Islamaphobia............it's no joke, those guys have rily created a NAME 4 themselves.


Obama steppin in 2 ryt a wrong.

Willian goal is wat we call "super curls" in ma hood

I tnk dis is d best tym 4 Abramovich 2 sell chelsea

To whom it may concern.

It have be for yam....... SACK!

Those are MAMAS

Current has not flown through those wires for 9 years, 8 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 21hours....... And sm seconds.

Hmmm! Era expensive jets.... While our economy is dancing shoki... After all dez reggae play d blues.

harrysterol:
Point of note calabar is not small

"Big trouble in little China" is china little?

Abeg watin dey wan act? Common accident scene dey give them tough time.



In fact its a hoax. I won't believe it.

Chinco na fake b4 na....... Student is correct na teacher wen dey mad.

All in small calabar. No pictures?

bolaino:
I had a vision, and in this vision, I was inside the ocean, with these deities. And they told me of their intentions.

I am not doubting your visions or ambitions or wateva yu tink yu had, but sincerely I know d cause............ MALARIA.

End of story.

divinehand2003:
Kim all the way

Tah! No kim anytin jor.

Stop blaming GEJ and focus on d future.

bolaino:
Nairaland is dear to me, and the Religion section of this forum is dearest to me, because I have made friends here and I have also made enemies, and I have made a fool of my self here and I have also made a name for myself here also, my brothers and sisters of nairaland, take what I am about to write here seriously, do not trivialize it, as many people who would read this might not be alive before the end of this year, to be forewarned is to be forearmed, everything I have been writing on nairaland, for the past few years is nothing compared to what I am about to write now, My fellow brothers and sisters, God is angry with mankind, and God has allowed The deities of the Seas to flood some parts of the earth with water, and this water is going to enter into cities, and it will destroy a lot of properties and it will kill a lot of souls, a lot of people will die, and many people will be astonished at the Great destruction that this flood will cause, but it is not going to be the end of the world as people will survive it, but the world will become changed, after the flood. As old things will pass away and many things will become new. This is no laughing matter, this is a very serious issue, as it has been revealed to me by the Irunmole/pleroma, this is no joke, There is a disaster coming, Thank God the Nigerian Meteorological center has been issuing out flood warnings for the past couple of weeks, but the flood disaster about to happen will be unprecedented, I urge all my fellow nairalanders living in Coastal regions to relocate as soon as they can to higher grounds, as there will be no saving grace for people who are caught unawares by the flood, please take what I am saying seriously, if you are staying close to the sea or Rivers evacuate yourselves and your families to higher grounds. To be forewarned is to be forearmed. This is a warning from the Pleroma. May God save us all.

And your God decided 2 kill lot of souls using poseidon ryt? Interesting

Hey peeps, I was browsin wif ma system and automatically it went blank, I re-boot n now it's sayin "no bootable device" is it dat the hard drve is bad?

See source esther just imagine hw fake d news wud be.

doublewisdom:
Mine is "one of our mates (a femail)".........

Dat kind femail am sure its a rare species.

God gave Nigerians a priceless gift in Jonathan........... Someone everyone cud blame for their misfortunes.

Lol

onyekachee:
pls tell me the name of the nysc site where I can lay complain

Hey I ve bin comlainin 2 dem and no reponse I only wish I cud visit one of those offices and do smtin rily nasty der.