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I sha like dis lady

inestimableChic:
I luv u stfuareyouGod. I want to be ur gf. Pls can I be ur gf nd maybe fiancee..insha Allah. Those oda chicks r too desperate. D luv is pure nd real. Goodpple pls beg him 4me. Am on my knees biko

Who eva yu are, yu think yu can just fall from space and start professin undying love 2 a nairalander abi? No consultation of the upper house........ YUR CUP HAFF FULL

MzRoyalHighness:
Richy, ABeg Wetin Be OP ? i don dey see am since

Original poster.......... THe person dat created the thread. Am not sure though cuz in ma hood it means "OUT of POINT"

Is that allowed?

Looks appetizing, op share mi ma share.

I lyk that no 7..... The simplest answer yu cn eva give.

adonbilivit:
A murder all of them facially, LEGally, LAUGHTERly and CHARMINGly

Adonbilivit, lemmelook again.


Oboy u na badt guy gan, say bcus of dat small backside wen she set abi? Lol.

Tallesty1:
I am not @ home

Then I beta ask her to call back later Sir.

D facially though.

docadams:
Never seen a post with Quote, Report, Likes, Unlike, Shares and Un-Share till now.

A post from dollarland.

Utchgirl:
Plz wht is mojo ?

Mojo? Hmmm I tink at dis point I shud refer yu to Mr. Tallesty1.




For curiousity sake, mojo is a tool used for Lamushaguanging.

Don't be suprisesha has a facebook account, a twitter handle, instagram wateva, badoo gini ko and above all






A boy friend.

Flat ass n big mojo are inextricably linked.

officialgeorge:
*in my dads voice*...Is it not dier mate dart came forst...?seee how dis guy dy waste ftc chai....God here am i use me

It s lyk yur dad is ma uncle.

Wale112:
Ghana girls got more class and a better dress
scene than naija girls and they have less
drama.Ghana girls are equally submissive to their
men and they are very good in love making.all
naija women know how to do is tie their head tie
around their waist while pulling punches with
their husbands.thank god for Ghana girls o they
are really providing everything we need in a
woman.


Ghana women have big ass and no mouth ador because they don't eat Eba.


God bless Ghana


Discuss!*

Fool it is SENSE.

It remains the wish of every black cocoa farmer to be a NIGERIAN. Just in case yu should know, the bag used by the poorest Nigerians is nick named GMG(ghana must go) ask yur parents if they can enlighten yu black blank mind.

adjoviomole:
Iranu abacha

That guy 4 sing dis song wen abach dey alive, body 4 tell am.

Its sweet 2 b super mod of nairaland sha.


Its like being the traditional prime minister of my village.

sinaj:
D both of u LIED on the bed


See ur grammar, go skul u no gree go u say na DI*K u wnt

Fine yu fine, book yu sabi..........

In fact chop knuckle beta pikin.

SexyBisolarh:
hello guys Am Pregnant for Agarawu23..
I went to his house last week..so when i was abt going home..i felt hor*y so i told agarawu that i was feeling cold...so he said i shd come inside bck...so we both lied down on his bed..we startd playing,gisting..when i saw he wasn't responding well, i told im i need s*x ...he smiled and said ok...so dats hw it started ,,but now am pregnant for him...tho i really enjoyed his performance on bed...



Pls what shd i do..my parent must nt knw m pregnant

Now the op has LIED again.

Naija3am:
I don't think Itsekiri is a tribe of his own. Check out the following:

Their Ancestral town is called - ODE ITSEKIRI

Their King is called - Olu or Oba

80% of their language have same meaning with Yoruba same words.

Oba what? Op abeg lie less.

The itsekiris will not accept they are yorubas Just the same way the yorubas will never accept that oduduwa was a bad prince whom the binis wanted execute but was shown mercy by the servant saddled with the task.

The people shud match to the govt. House, pull d governor by the ear and make him frog jump through the length of the bad spot.

kaysy:
I will start talking about this from Sep 9 or 10 if no resolution was reached from your school.

Mr kaysy, how can I correct a wronghly spelt name on jamb record so it cud match with senate list? Plz reply.

@ a point op must have called her " mummy in the Lord"

Are these senators super heavily paid to be on holiday?

In fact with the amount they receive they should never have a break...... No holiday.

Zehner:
You want to start quarrel between OYO nd ONDO abi?

On a fresh sunday morning.


Mean while op didn't you see an Igbo man to bash? Or is it time for you to eat your kin?

aresa:
You must be a learner..

Hahahhah........ Experts aint in no haste 2 be heard. I hope you slow down and become a "learner." now run along kid bro.




Hey, one more advice little man, Don't quote me again.

aresa:
Doyin Okugbe the bastard said the same thing about APC, but he self destruct with his otuoke master and their entire PDP.


Learn from your own history..

I didn't get the name, Doyin wah?

APC is on SELF DESTRUCT.

sammyj:
All I want to tell the king wailing wailer and his association is that there shouldn't be any secret cow in the new Nigeria change as come and will stay. Saraki should go and clear his name Shikena !!

Sacred bro

In where I come from, we don't et everything we see..... This is exactly one of those we won't eat.