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I swear dat banana get curves pass most nairaland gals

olayiwolaay:
I bombarded the school and nysc with too much mails and I got a response today on how to go about it without issue, thanks hommie

Bro do yu mind sharin dat information? Plz

Freemanan:
REAL OH....




EFFURUN PEOPLE WHERE UNA?

Every Effurun market day rain must fall........ If at all...e go shower.

Home alone.
Marv: ...... from a tree house?
Harry: are yu scared Marv? Are yu afraid? C'mon.

Black is beautiful.







Isn't it?

olayiwolaay:
hello friends, attached is what i saw on my own and i've been to my school, i was told it is nothing to worry about too, i got the same response from jamb office, i hope it is truly nothing to worry about.

I hope so 2 ma bro......

mashnino:
by issues u mean?

Mispelt names, wrongly arranged names, wrong reg or matric numba.

It is howeva stated that such persons cannot register.

What abt those wif issues? I just hope nysc n d institutions rectify it b4 8th.

If that toad can hang on a bit longer then It would make it, the bird has no teeth so it must swallow n it can't swallow d toad claping its guts.

Next world shortest man should be either aki or paw paw

The wish of every ghanian is 2 become a NIGERIAN.

Alaba bois

Broda smtyms one has to be careful and that is exactly what you did. If subsequently you discover he was actually your friend and really needed the help then you can explain and make things up to him (if need be)

Notin much falls into a mans lot in the first try.

Mne was #10.00 ten naira.

Now chelsea fans won't allow us hear word.



Well one more lost game this season ll give him the 6th certificate.
" The only manager that was sacked from the same team twice"

Cutehector:
Place looks like a village settlement, with thr brown rusted roofs.. Damn..



But I heard dr girls r very very free

Man nai yu talk abt their babes o......... Op only spoke abt d settlement.

Omo See zinc.... Don't these people know what renovation means? Well until those old, tilting, dangling n dilapitated buildings collapse and kill innocent Nigerians dats when "THEY" stay blaming the past govt.

First of there is no such tin as "extreme end"

And I still wonder what his subordinates wud av don 2 the cashier.


Gudmornin 2 all united fans.

Raymondenyi:
my brother, how am I? I only brought to the fore the news making the round, and u re asking me a question I do not understand...

My broda no vex......

Why are yu lyk dis?

themilanway:
So you are a zoologist like your clueless master

My regards to him.

Now get off my thread.

Make me..... @ least I av a master yu gat wat? A slave raider's chain of misery round yur filtly neck. Ugly Orangutan

themilanway:
Talking from experience?

Yeah. I av captured and returned 3 escapees lyk yu b4. Just becareful least yu are goin 2 a zoo.

WE KNOW

themilanway:
Trying to reason with them is like trying to wash a pig.

Op might just b an orda animal that escaped from a safari in botswana.

When will the "men in black" be removed totally frm our roads....

They nearly beat taxi man wen carry mi dis evnin along etta agbor.

MISSNORA:
Why do I feel you downloaded diz just to make FP?

Its not a feeling, its BODY LANGUAGE!

Freemanan:
A friend of mine killed this mighty snake this morning at his farm in Jeddo, Warri... THANK Jah the birds weren't harmed before the snake was killed.

Op must b vry........ See him ba3 level.

My friend b4 u speak unneccesary english change dat "CAN MISS" to "CAN'T MISS"

Which woman marry dis "beast"?

abayolb:
You don watch GAME OF THRONE movie abi

Yeah bro.......

That salek guy is the Thracian Dog that defiles death.

58 millon naira fa?


Now that is FABULOUS!

Hweva d man is prof n nt just a prof bt a computer "geek" hope he did nt scam nairabet?