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Just saw this somewhere:

Arsenal: **Crying
Man City: Who beat you?
Arsenal: Liverpool
Man City: What? How many times?
Arsenal: 4 times.
Man City: Hold this biscuit, im coming.

5-0!

MrBleach:
Yes he is...Playing with Bellends like Fellaini won't exactly do him favors.

Who exactly? Casemiro who's arguably the best DM in Europe at the moment or Kroos or Modric?

MrBleach:
When you are the very best bad tactics and rubbish Managers won't stop you...Barr Pogba, Every one in the Madrid eleven is better than our outfield players.

And to be specific, the dablord isn't better than anyone in the galacticos' midfield anyway.

Evestar200:
1 - Plateau United conceded the fewest goals (25) by any #NPFL team and kept the joint most (17) clean sheets. Jos-tified #NPFLFinalDay17

Hello Evestar, nice job you're doing here. Can we have a private chat?

airmark:
So no level of confidentiality in your mail service. Your cobham express is a joke.

We gahs to read that sh¡t before it gets to you mehn.

Who knows, Cobham Express could read and avert the next World War III.

I'm sure you'll be grateful modafucker

airmark:
So cobhams express executes the printing of mail letters from senders. That's a new one in the business, never heard of that before.

Sorry bro, your printout didn't meet up to my standard. Ask for a refund of your money and go home.

We execute the printing of the letters with our heading, that's enough juice.

You have to think outside the box to be successful in any business, don't be NIPOST!

kelvinze:
U guys...chill...its Stoke city we r talking bout here..no club in d top 7(in d epl) defeated dem last season at d Britannia...I had dah feeling dahs why I said earlier its nt gonna be easy ...we were jst unfortunate to concede dose cheap goals...we missed fellaini s presence...cos if he had played,I'm sure mou would tell him to man mark dah choup moting of a guy BUT in all ..a draw is not a bad result
#GGMU

Are you ready to stake on this claim of yours?

N10,000 and I am game.

Emaprince:
I usually dont do this...but diggz and skimpledawg should see that this mail reach its owner ASAP.

Chairman we have visited Airmark's home more than thrice today.

Lets take some break for today before we get accused of trying to force deliver mails.

airmark:
Why not? tissue papers are meant to clean up stuffs in the toilet, the mail letters are trashy, so they can serve the same purpose, only that i dont use pit latrine.

Sorry. I spend so much money to see that these mail letters are well printed.

The thoughts of delivering them to fellas who'd probably clean their rimming spot with it is scary.

Jblade:
Cobham Express Workers, One mail dy pending for delivery on top this post

Airmark has had enough for the day. We don't intend substituting the tissue papers in his house with mail letters.

spartacus11:
Good or bad

Fvcking good!

Noah13:
what was the incident there?

Maguire's stretched out hands blocking a ball on goal in the penalty box.

Hazard is different.

I hate the officiating in England. It's a fvcking disgrace.

Isn't that a clear penalty for Chelsea?

Cesc out for Hazard. Back to 3-4-3 it is.
We are complete now, aren't we?

pamcode:
I am not watching but I read on bbc he brought down Vardy due to a bad back pass. Who made the back pass?

Azpilicueta made the back pass under pressure, Courtois could have done better by being proactive.

And here comes the Iraqi looking Zappacosta.

I hope he doesn't have a bomb on him.

Willian on for Pedro.

Clumsy Courtois.

A40:
Airmark see how Rudiger and Morata just dey fall your hand. Later you go talk say you be expert in strikers and defenders. Olodo Rabata

Hehehe. Funny enough, we played a high-line against Everton and Mr Rudiger still delivered.

Today we are up against a team that hits you when you least expect them to, yet Mr Rudiger is still doing fine.

I wonder what the excuse would be now.

nateevs:
Hehehe. Kante

I don send you mail boss.

lordfalcao:
man forget, call a spade a spade. If it were fabregas, rudiger, Cahill, bakayoko we know what your reaction will be...

That man has done enough job for me today to start stabbing him over one error.

Golazoooooooooooooooo!

Lana1:
I expect Morata to score against the likes of Burnley. He's better as a super-sub when the opposition's defence is tired....

Me:

Oga Airmark, do you need a memo before acknowledging this mail?

lordfalcao:
See Wetin mumu kante wan cost us today...

Typical Nigerian.

Driving out the dagger to stab when you fvck up, forgetting your previous good works in a hurry.

Nihilist:
Azpi to Morata is the new Fab to Costa

Seriously.

raumdeuter:
Morata has now scored vs Burnley, Leicester and Everton in his first 4 games

So who are the EPL defence they warned Morata about?

Ryan Otunba Shawcross.

Igerizee:
Fabregas has bin superb, morata has been wasteful but still visible in d match, where d Bleep is pedro

Pedro is no CF. His positioning and runs in this setup was always going to be poor.

He enjoys running at defenders, just like the winger he is.

Headmasteeeeeeeeeeeer!

Courtois with a decent safe there.
Kante robbed of the ball, that isn't seen every week though.

This our attacker eh...

At the end of the day, Kante is still going to record more tackles, more interceptions and more passes than the fella who was brought in to replace the ineffective Matic.