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SailorXY:
see how this one serious dey shack gbognonise tab with sapele water. the guy came here to mock Chelshit via predictions; like Chelshit fans do on other boards. why all these cheap personals?
just humbly request for rimming instead of all these jam-body tactics

Personal ke? Anything to keep una Octopus away from our thread is a good development.

BTW wetin concern me and rimming?

They should have told Wenger to use Conte's 3-4-3 with a doctor's prescription.

I was just laughing like a mad man watching Klopp rim the weaknesses of that setup so hard.

When attacked, Arsenal's back-line looked like bunch of squirrels trapped in wonderland. It was a funny sight!

No be to run go copy and paste person formation be the wahala, na the consequences of plagiarism be the main gbese.

diggz:
Since our loss to Burnley you have been making bold declarations here....hup you have actually not been betting?

That guy epitomizes a failed project.

It's amazing to see a human struggling so hard to mutate into Paul the Octopus, a sea animal famous for its rounded body, bulging eyes, eight long arms and failed predictions.

Many sea animals have got long standing hopes to mutate into humans some day but one ediot on a Nigerian forum is praying seriously to become a sea animal.

Capitalcunt the Octopus!

Change was promised in Nigeria, so was it promised in Arsenal this season. . .

You all know how it's playing out.

Sai Baba!

raumdeuter:
Na so Chelsea and Morata will quietly be going about their business

2 wins against top 7 sides. The only loss sef can be blamed on the red cards.

Morata 2 goals 2 assists in about 180mins.

Haters will be put to shame this season

Dayo you smoke weed today?

Ibime:
Conte is no joke. We will be competitive in the league regardless of squad size.

In the absence of any signing, Conte is our biggest addition.

Azpi's crosses gives me goosebumps.

ToyinDipo:
Is it easy to score 2 goal in 1 matches

'2 goal in 1 matches?'

Aren't you scummies just amazing.

How did you do that?

Nihilist:
I find it irritating when players make the sign of the cross when they enter the pitch...

Nigga you're playing football, not fighting vampires...

Just with every other profession, they are about to get to work and have to involve the supreme being.

A non-religious person would find the gesture ridiculous anyway, but we all understand.

In the Nigerian league where possession of charm is a top requirement for a player to seal a spot in the team, the cross sign na weapon of warfare

Nihilist:
Wenger is a Lunatic.

How can you sell a right footed centreback while you play 2 left backs in central defence? Then he compounds the issue by playing Bellerin at Left Wingback and Oxlade on the right.

What a wawu

There is a reason why that man hasn't won a league title in God knows how many years.

Make Bilic begin dey prepare him bags.

"Wilfried Bony is closing in on a return to the Liberty Stadium, which would soften the blow if Llorente decides he now wants a move to SW6."

Nihilist:
At all.

Mike Dean's real bet was in the Card Market.

Raheem Sterling to be shown a card at a whopping 5 odds.

It's never a stroll in the park here.

This is the most fascinating league in the world.

Nihilist:
This Mike Dean sef...

I am sure Dean had his eyes set on City to win/over 2.5 goals

Gooooooaaaal!

Fvck me sideways. Can't afford to lose my big stake this early.

Ibime:
Please, who is the eediot co-commentator on Sky Sports coverage of Bournemouth Vs City?

That lying bastārd just said "Bernardo Silva is a fine player. I remember seeing him for Portugal in the European Championships".

Most of English football Press are liars and eediots.

airmark:
Saying that age was responsible for pep's failure last season, is nothing but a deception. The same tired legs led city to ucl semi final, penultimate season and same guys beat barca convincingly, keeping neymar and messi at bay at ettihad. Age wasn't a problem when pep was doing initial gra gra, when dayo was in cloud 9.

If sane, debruyne or sterling scored a good number of important goals like hazard and pedro for city, dayo today would have been singing another tune, about how fraudiola conquered epl easily. Should we blame the old sagnas in city for cheap goals conceded by bravo? Sane, sterling, debruyne not contributing well to goals?

Juve used evra and alves to reach ucl finals on two occasions. We know the ages of chiellini and bonnucci today and how solid they are. In fact, city wanted to break the bank on bonucci few months ago, despite clocking 30. Guardiola is just a fraud whose defensive frailty is being exposed in epl as predicted.

Very soon, the excuse will be that walker is more of an attacker, not a defender. English players in city are mediocre, as if i was the one that bought them for him. Epl referees are against pep, because he is bald and rich, bla bla bla. We are here.

Anything can be said to free Pep.

Man wey teams craze dey worry for England don expose tire.

God bless the man who coined the word 'Fraudiola'.

Lincolnn2:
Mister, are you ready to back all what you wrote up there with a bet? Am staking £100 on Man City not winning the EPL. Are you in? Or would you be running around, twisting around like your friend, Raumdeuter?

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lordfalcao:
this must be a mail...

At this point, it would be a grave risk to send one of my own to Funlord's home for rimming mails.

No be only police dey fire gunshot.

Diggz and Simpledawg, stay put pals. We ain't attending a funeral yet.

If she come fart join for the rimming, na the sauce be that oo.

Man I've fvcked a few in my life, but this particular idea has never raced past my mind.

Thanks FunGod for this timely eye opener. There's this hoe in my crib who knows nothing about orgasm.

I guess it's time to introduce myself to her, albeit from the excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal.

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We promote freedom of 'exploration'. But we expect all employees to follow our code of conduct.

They should avoid rimming, participating in tickling of the asss and disrupting our workplace. We also expect them to foster a well-organised sex sessions with their spouses without considering asss licking - literally. Damn it, even if they must lick anything, let it be the clit.

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nateevs:
What an interesting last 8 pages. All sorts being revealed. Just now, it seems yet another revelation is bestowed upon us. Someone is saying we have ass lickers (I mean literally) in the building. Can anyone confirm?

Lmao! Damn you nateevs.

Gearing up for Everton. Who the fvck is Tuchel?

A big name announced his presence today in training.

#Legend.

Neymar1095:
MESSI WAS ORDINARY WITHOUT PEP.
PEP MADE MESSI WHO HE IS.

On a serious note, you need to stop posting on this thread.

Ogbeche88 and Mukina2, this iranu is getting out of hand.

raumdeuter:
Focus we are still talking about EPL coaching not Bayern.
How come Conte who hasnt made a CL semi won the EPL at first attempt and Ranieri who has failed everywhere he coached for 30yrs suddenly won his first title in the EPL

Drop this reverse psychology and tell us why Pep who you assume to be better than Conte and Ranieri is yet to mount a serious title challenge in England.

He has the funds, has the players, has his philosophy, why is he faltering against the likes of Keoman, Conte et al?

spartacus11:
Chelsea's win against Spurs on Sunday was down to a tactical change by Antonio Conte, says Ruud Gullit

That's what top managers do, not ninnies like Pep who'd keep reciting the philosophy anthem to you.

Do what you gotta do to stay on your job. Pragmatism defined!

dasanchez1:
Enugu boss

That's quite interesting. I was actually part of the Pepsi Academy setup in Aba years back.

Nihilist:
Peace treaties?

Nah. I'm trying to be a better man, not auditioning for the popes cassock. Hold the S, cos I am an Ain't.

I'm still happy to promote gory brawls. I just want to be a polite and amenable promoter.

Lmao! You are an id1ot

dasanchez1:
I can't forget my experience there. Life goes on

Did you grow up in Aba?

dasanchez1:
you don old o. When men were men. Lol

Not really, this was like 9 years ago.

I am in my mid twenties, so no be much travel.