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Nihilist:
Bayern please

Yeah, I see couple of weaknesses in this current bayern side, but alas, Leicester don't just have what it takes to exploit them.

I'll fancy their chances of progression against Dortmund.

Shakespeare is seriously writing some love stories at Leicester.

Are we seeing a Di Matteo-esque feat?

Personally, i think they dont have the players with that strong character, players who can take on the best legs Europe has got to offer. Give Leicester either of Bayern, Real or Barca, and watch 'em crack at every pressure.

Just because Mourinho won us three Epl titles doesn't mean we owe him our lives, if we did, we would have built a stadium and named it "Roberto Di Matteo".

We've moved on, so he also needs to move on and focus on his current relationship with manyoo, the scummies needs him more than we do.

I wouldn't be surprised to hear Jose mails opposition managers pre-match tactics on how to beat Chelsea. The sorry ex would do just anything to hurt our current lover, so as to retain his place as 'the best we've ever had'.

Emotional F**ker!

Unto the next one.

PietroRico:
we go see soon enough when the main man finishes with you

My nigga I am actually watching Kante drag your main man around our turf.

We have cleaners at the bridge, I don't know why Fellaini would choose to be doing this night shift.

Kanteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Drag them scummies to the cleaners.

Let's go there boys.

Aggressive marking? Simple red.

Let's make this numerical advantage count.

Manyoo without a striker tonight. Hehehe

A petition demanding a replay in the Champions League match between Barcelona and Paris Saint-Germain is close to reaching 100,000 signatures.

The listing, written in Spanish, details 13 incidents along with supporting photographic evidence, including a late tackle by Javier Mascherano on Angel Di Maria which was not penalised, and Luis Suarez’s dive for Neymar’s penalty in injury time.

Marca summarised the incidents in question, which were apparently not dealt with acceptably by referee Deniz Aytekin:

Minute 2: Offside goal by Luis Suarez
Minute 11: Uncalled penalty on Javier Mascherano after using his hands inside the box.
Minute 23: Red card not given to Pique.
Minute 42: What should have been a second yellow for Gerard Pique turned into Edinson Cavani being booked.
Minute 45: Three and a half minutes of added time.
Minute 48: Non-existent penalty on Neymar, who deliberately seeks contact.
Minute 54: Neymar simulates a penalty again. A card was not issued.
Minute 64: Act of aggression by Neymar, who deserved to be sent off.
Minute 78: Hand-ball by Pique inside the box. Not called.
Minute 85: Uncalled penalty on Mascherano for taking down Angel Di Maria inside the box.
Minute 89: Blatant dive by Suarez that somehow earned a penalty.
Minute 90: Five minutes of added time (or until Barcelona score)
Minute 92: Suarez deserved to be shown a second yellow card for simulating a penalty.

This robbery is getting noticed. Sign this damn petition yo!

PietroRico:
we go see soon enough when the main man finishes with you

You know it is actually lights out at manyoo when the player to watch against Chelsea is a squad player in the mould of Maroune Fuckin Felliani.

Most Belgians dont even know the ninny plays for their national team

PietroRico:
Can't wait for all you over confident pricks to eat back your words.
E no far again.
Fellaini masterclass incoming

I am yet to meet a manyoo fan who still has a pint of confidence left in him.

So it's either you borrowed some cojones to type that you've got up there or you're just drunk.

The thunder wey go strike Ibrahimovic still dey smoke dry pepper.

Na this leg una go take finish second ni?

6th avenue niggas. Know your bound scummies!

Ibime:
Lewis Baker the new Lampard. Always learning, always improving.

Consummate professional. Hardworking fella who stays low key on the social media and is never flirting with controversy.

That boy deserves a spot in our team.

Victor Moses pens new contract. Perfect!

ITbomb:
Haters will remain frustrated for life

The nigga don warn you now. No be after the crash una go come here dey write epistle give us. Stay on a valid hustle and get off this damned ponzi schemes.

A word is enough for the wise.

Damn it! Good move Don baba.

bykebyke:
Eto'o was not a fraud..Dude won back to back UCL titles with different teams.
The only thing Drogba had back to back,was goals against Arsenal.
And that is not something he should be proud of sef.
There are levels to this shït.

The level of your misyarns eh. How do even you think? Vintage?

No way they could have gunned those boys down with their darn guns, no chance!

And Liverpool suffers for it. . .

Ibime:
You never know. Maybe his pops kept his side of the bargain, but the mumsie was mishandling him.

This is how some women dey miscafon when in charge of kids, you would think the Pops is a degenerate, meanwhile he has tried as best he can.

With £20k spent yearly on academics alone here in naija, one can comfortable say the man tried.

Who must have wronged the nigga then? Worst part is that he doesn't even feel like stating why he needs to change identity.

Ibime:
I did not know Dele was really our boi. I think say na born troway.

Why this guy dey do him popsie like this na? After spending £20k per year on school fees.

He even grew up a Chelsea fan making him really our boi.

Classic case of misplaced identity. If the parents' side of the story is anything to go by, then this boy is simply a spoiled brat.

In this liminal space you start to grapple your identity and exactly who you are. But even more so THE NEW SOCIETY you're trying to become a part of is trying to define your identity also.

Alli would realise how silly his actions have been when a white gets to address him as a black monkey.

MarieSucre:
Who is going to sit down and watch such a show? Keep dreaming my friend.

Next thing you'll tell Olamide and Wizzkid that they should only use girls who wear medicated glass and solve maths on blackboard in their videos?

Sitting down to watch an educative piece seems boring to you? I can't probe any further, I know your type.

If only there could be an educating version of this programme. If only they could house some intelligent people in like manner and make them compete for similar prizes. But no! Our society promotes immorality over morality, our society celebrates mediocrity.

The best in Mathematics competitions will go home with either a carton of cowbell milk or indomie noodles, ridiculous stipends and laughable prizes. Yet these morons in BBN will earn millions for coming out on International TV to suck breast, give bl0w-job, spew thrash and display nudity.

Nonsense!

Leroy Sane has apologised to a German punter after his late goal for Manchester City cost him a €34,000 bet