₦airaland Forum

LaEvilIMiss:
I blame
1: You and I - We are too busy and too detached from our humanity to care
2: Parents - We are too busy with the problems of the day to instill discipline into our children
3: Religious Leaders - We are too busy preaching the word in lavish decadence we put the work on God to train our children as we go after blessings upon blessings
4: The Government of the day - We are too busy executing irrelevant strategies over the last 50 years to see that without the fundamentals, nothing you do will work the way it is supposed to

Save us this story, a hoe who can't keep at bay her itching punanny and greed would suffer the consequences some day.

I've seen way too many disciplined girls who got admission into college, just to lose their sense of decorum and sanity. They embraced freedom wrongly.

The life we live is about taking personal decisions, it has nothing to do with me, the parents or govt. None of 'em sent her clubbing anyway.

Hehehe. Naija chick would definitely take to her heels

I have reasons to believe that other African countries have a higher percentage of women who love their husbands passionately than we do in Nigeria, and it's not just about this story.

Die as a husband/father in Nigeria today and your wife is putting up the 'I am available' status tomorrow. Slay momma movement.

bigkesh:
The Pep that said Chelsea needs 10 new players?!


I think this recession is causing some neurological damage

10 new expensive players that'd help play to his style and save his job.

It's glaring clear now that the man isn't competent enough and can't adapt.

Pages, virus, links etc, these are the tools yahoo yahoo boys are steady working with.

Nihilist:
Mainly the Somalis and Pakistanis. Those 2 groups just refuse to assimilate.

Inertial crap. Damn crazy lot I swear.

Delta Force n' Strike Back has got a good coverage/stories on these people's way of life. You can only wonder what the motive is.

Good to know you don give the central city some space.

Nihilist:
It's been a long time coming. It was always a matter of when London would be hit, rather than if.

Na one of the things wey make stop to dey enter tube be that. I was on the platform and and one woman in full ninja costume dey stand beside me one day. As we boarded the busy train, I just dey reason say she fit dey carry bomb under her Burka. I ran to a different carriage when it hit me that if the bomb blow, the explosion go follow me come my carriage. Since then, na waka I dey waka everywhere for London, or I take a taxi.

Hehehe. This is all down to influx of people of diverse nationalities/cultures in London right?

diggz:
Awon Londoners abeg wetin dey happen for central London?

Cc ibime, Nihilist, Nateevs, Chrisley024

A knifeman who was trying to make his way into the house of parliament got shot dead by the police.

Personal terms agreed with Monaco's Bakayoko, we now have to pay bigger than anyother team to have the Frenchman.

Who's got anything on this dude? I'm yet to see his game this season. Is he the ideal midfield partner for Kante?

Certainly a Nigerian in the states, who's trying to have ends meet.

Ibime:
5 UCL goals in 6 starts, fantastic return 13 PL goals in 17 starts, fantastic return
The only person failing at his job is Pep
Aguero gave him brace against Monaco, he couldn't even protect a 2 goal lead.
This is like 3rd class graduate pointing fingers at a nigga with 2:1
Pep is the only failure here.
Wipe that ejacülate off your mouth, ball licker.

You get time sef.

Make him kuku begin dey take down the names of the bloggers and sue their sorry arses.

That would fetch him more money and fame.

PietroRico:
na all title contending be title contending?
Abegee

You wouldn't be saying this if Chelsea were not so out of this world.

One delivery, one goal. Aguero you're the best!

Spurs winning without Kane.

When would Pochettino start getting the credit he deserves? This man just turned a team of average joes into genuine title contenders.

Ibime:
These people think like tadpole. These are the kind of people you should never enter business partnership with, or they would lose you money.

Check all of them self, they are the prolific gamblers of this thread. All are Nairabet customers except maybe Bigkesh

Homies be creating issues where there are none.

Chelseafan1:
Fabregas played against Pep's Man city and we won.

Coming from the bench, he has saved us more than twice this season, No?

I refer you to my last entry.

Chelseafan1:
What position did he play against City, the same City we won this season.?

City exploited us badly on that day, I at some point had to lose count of how many crosses that got whipped into our box and how many saves Courtois was forced to make.

It was evident we lacked steel in our midfield that day, albeit we won.

Chelseafan1:
Good, since Kante is ready to do the job of both himself and that of his midfield Pair and has been doing it perfectly well with little or nothing to contribute from Matic when we all know how creative Fabregas can be for the side with his vision and knack for defense-splitting passes, shouldn't we rather have Fabregas who has something to offer offensively than Matic who is a dullard in that regard?


I don't know if you are getting my point on this issue.

Kante can defend, run around, hack down opposition players thereby limiting or let me say relieving both Matic and Fab of defensive duties, and we have the 'god of passes' wasting away on the bench when we all know he is one creative force the team has and his passes can be very useful in counter attacks.


Our Title winning season under Mou, have you forgotten the number of passes and assists Costa got from Fabregas and converted?

I know where you are coming from, but then, the 3-4-3 doesn't ask how creative are you, that is where your answer is, probe no further.

Like I said earlier, we need to get a CM who has struck the right balance between being defensive and being creative. Cesc doesn't have that balance, so make we dey manage Matic until the complete man arrives.

bigkesh:
What am I reading for goodness sake?

Why didn't Essien relax when Ballack arrived?
Messi should have stop scoring when Suarez and Neymar showed
We all saw drinkwater last season, he also played alongside Kante and he did his job. ...He wasn't between good and bad

Will FIFA complain if Matic starts winning tackles like Kante? This is the same Matic we saw last season

That excuse doesn't work at all

Why would Essien relax when it's glaring clear even to Cobhams Asuquo that Ballack isn't the sort of CM that runs around the pitch? Ballack's arrival gave Essien reasons to even work harder. So save me that damned analogy 'cos it doesn't hold water in this discourse.

What has goalscoring got to do with the fact that Kante has an inclination to win the ball back than any of his teammates?

Last season, Drinkwater in 35 games was able to post 70% tackle success, this season, Matic is already posting 74% in 27 games yet the Serb is uber-useless but Drinkwater is not?

You need to start seeing beyond your nose, it's a problem for you.

Chelseafan1:
Make me understand you please, are you insinuating Matic is very good for this team?

Matic haven't been top class this season, we all have to admit that but he isn't bad either.

Kante's inclination to go for the ball and hack opposition players down, have seen Matic's overall contribution take a back step. His game is hanging somewhere in-between 'good' and 'bad', and you can't really blame him for that, someone is willing to do the work he [Matic] is known for, all he can do is to play second best. Kante arrival is a curse in disguise for him.

Instead of clamouring for Cesc to take his place, y'all should be clamouring for a new CM, one who has struck a good balance between being defensive and creative.

It's not just Fabregas.

Only fellas who hardly play football would see nothing wrong in picking Cesc over Matic in a pivot system.

I've stated it in the time past, that no matter how horrendous Matic's passes, runs and shots are, he still qualifies to start in a DM position ahead of Fab, and this isn't b'cos his name is Nemanja Matic, but because he's a natural defensive midfielder whilst Cesc is not.

It's a grave risk entrusting the work of a DM in the hands of someone who doesn't have any business with the defensive side of football. Forget what the stats are saying about Cesc completing 1000km, 1000passes etc, truth remains, he can't bully an opposition player off the ball, he can't throw in that late lunge to win a ball, he can't get dirty. Interestingly, Matic have been doing all these for the past 10yrs.

I am yet to see a security guard who keeps the financial records of an organisation.

Cesc would be wondering what strain of weed y'all have been smoking if he gets to hear that he's good for a DM spot ahead of Matic.

The media is alive with speculation, linking all manner of players with us. You dont know which to believe.

The Telegraph are championing the suggestion that we are not only set to bid for Lukaku in the summer but are also keen on signing his teammate, Ross Barkley.

Meanwhile, the folks at The Sun, are of the opinion that to fund a move for Lukaku, we will sell Diego Costa, with the cash not only funding the Lukaku deal but also Morata's.

Lastly, the fellas at the London Evening Standard are running with the inference that anyone who is interested in signing Lukaku will have to start the bidding at 65milla.

Nihilist:
Bo, go well o.

And that is supposed to be a goodluck prayer?

Nihilist you're lucipher himself walahi.

Nihilist:
We fit enter set?

Hehehe. Chale I cant afford to facilitate cheating. Me na freelancer, i expect you to envy from a distance

Nihilist:
Griffon you can see that this was last season, and Stones yet again tops the errors leading to goals chart.

How can one man be single hanxedlu responsible for giving away goals every gaddem season?

I get loot for bed here wey no wan gree me do some little stats digging around.

Make I attend to am now. Later in the day I'll try and put up stats that supports my claim that Stones was good before we went knocking at the doors of Goodison Park with 50milla.

Nihilist:
Griffon see this season alone.
Stones? No think am.

Can you compare these with his stats pre-chelsea transfer saga?

Nihilist:
PietroRico see as you just wan cause katakata for here. Why can't you just take your trolling in peace for God's sake.

Nihilist:
Tah na lie. I can never agree with this one. Stones? Good? Where?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8YRqPnyXUE

And guess who he is playing for?

Imma upload Boateng's epic fall against Barca and still tell you who he was playing for.

Pep is a joke and every ninja around him seems to learn the craft real quick

Nihilist:
Stones wasn't even making the 1st team at Everton by the end of last season, and this was under Bobby Martinez that didn't even know how to defend. If Martinez as averse to defending could identify stones as a rotten egg and tie him to the bench, I don't think any Jupiter can coach sense into the boy.

Boy wey drop transfer request which was eventually rejected. Boy wey cry b'cos he couldn't get the Chelsea move he craved. Boy wey missed out on trainings 'cos his heart was somewhere else.

All these dealt him a psychological blow. His game got really bad and he was relegated to the bench.

I saw Stones' games before the Chelsea transfer saga, honestly the kid was damn good.

A certain bald ninny is yet to tap into that boy's full potentials.

Nihilist:
Jose Mourinho wanted to sign John Stones for us.

My God.

From what we've seen thus far, it could have been a bad move, but then again, you can't be close to good playing for a manager who doesn't teach his defenders how to tackle.

Stones could still have come good playing for Jose. This is a man who teaches his Cbs not just how to tackle but also how to mutate into beasts.

Check:
Carvalho
Terry
Gallas
Zouma
Ivanovic
Lucio
Chivu
Walter Samuel
Burdisso
Materazzi
Zanetti
Sergio Ramos
Varane

Check Pep:
Pique
Chyringisky?
Puyol
Boateng
Benatia
Otamendi
Stones

Unfortunate Stones should have read the signs.

PietroRico:
actually it did.
After that red card, the plan was simple and short.
Keep them out and we did. We basically reduced you guys to long rangers from azpi and Co.
You don't lose a knock out game If you don't concede.
dab lord's lackadaicity that culminated in him failing to close down that ugly, short and long foreheaded drug lord, undid the plan

Had that game entered extra time, Lord Fellaini would have finished you off from route 1 football when you had all finished you energy.

Any of these hipster managers would have continued to attack and then chop 3/4 in the process.

Not to mention that we could have drew that very one, if Rashford hadn't been profligate.

Forget, we sabi managers wey know their onion. Pep is made for fantasy football, I wonder why Mukina never send am code to join NL Fantasy Premier League.

Pep is an amazing manager. His sense of pragmatism is awesome. He does the right things at the right time.

Now read that from a reverse angle.

Craig Shakespeare even get sense pass that bald philosophy mister.

FunkyMetahuman:
don't be so sure

Leceister is full of suprises. People you like also said sevilla will rubbish them in europe, they are still there.

Shakespear is yet to lose any game and even rubbished almight liverpool that defeated totteham in previous week.

Don't be suprised if they pull a fast one on those teams too.

If I would fancy Leicester beating Dortmund, what then would make you think I wrote them off against Sevilla?

These are teams they can out-do in terms of sheer resoluteness, so imma fancy their chances against them.

But then, it would take more than just sheer resoluteness to beat top guns like Bayern, Real and Barca. You have to consider important factors like; higher skillset, Individual brilliance, managerial brilliance and competition's previous experience. Leicester as a team are in possession of none of these major factors, that heavily narrows their chances of qualification against a top side.