₦airaland Forum

Oyarzabal a striker?

Victor Ikpeba-esque analysis

nateevs:
Quite frankly, this year, we all hope, for your sake, that you type less.

Elejo wewe.

It’s gonna snow in hell this year then

Captain Salah warmup!

Liverpool have character and would definitely win the league. Champions don’t scamper for excuses, you move into the pitch and show your mettle.

Arsenal and their fans only win the league on social media with their elephant hanging on a tree.

This Amorim must be a descendant of Jose Mourinho.

My nigga came with the trailer.

BlueMann:
Lol Bournemouth once had three pks in a game this season. Kluivert hat trick

First time in the history of the PL a player will bag a hattrick of penalties in a game.

Low key Palace’s Mitchell is a proper left back.

Why are West Ham board still keeping faith in Lopetegui despite his horrendous outings?

nateevs:
Spamming indeed. I just discovered A40 calls him elejo wewe.

Ibime:
And your boy Tosin

I don't want to hear about players lacking experience when the experienced players keep making academy-level mistakes every week

Tosin has a composure and ball playing skills those two big bullies lack. A little work on his aggression and he’s up there with the best.

Achempong on his part is a star in the making.

This Archempong is better than Disasi and Benoit put together.

Too many unfamiliar faces. Good luck to the boys.

Godstime001:
Someone who his wife lord. His wife bully's him

I know of that part, his story is all over Nairaland.

It’s the humiliation he faces at home that drained him of his self-esteem hence he’s on Nairaland angling to win every argument, attacking every moniker, and being so desperate.

You all shouldn’t blame him for all this, he’s only trying to reassure himself that he is a man and that he can still win battles despite the loss at home.

airmark:
Before some idi.ots would come here to say why are you guys acting childishly, I never mentioned or quoted this m0f0's moniker or abuse his family members until he posted this.

This was how that homeless Ikorodu Sodiki started, by going personal first and when he received the beating of his life, he turned around to lie that I went too personal and till tomorrow he is still crying.

Even when I didn't mention your name, you were so pained that you woke up in the middle of the night in Naija to quote me and attack my dad, who is still alive and eating the fruits of his labour while you are disturbing people online begging for funds to eat and smoke.

I don't know if your pain is attack vs defence debate-related or because I refused to help you with funds you requested for through my email. I understood you needed money to continue to smoke igboe, like you always did with funds your younger brother used to send to you before he stopped.

I am in happy mood right here and I am not the cause of your frustration in life, if you are tired of how life is treating you, instead of assaulting people unprovoked online, pray for forgiveness and do the needful.

In Timbros’ voice, he doesn’t disappoint

Only an immature, broke and low self-esteemed 40-something year old talks about how they turned down the then 20-something year old nigga. Why regurgitating it, to gain public support? Nobody supports a demented fool whose desperation to score brownie points off everything only exposes how much of a failure he is to the society. Then again, this has nothing to do with you but your lineage. I was told that you guys were cursed not to have the ability to make a meaning of your lives. Your father suffered the same only its now in its acute form in you. Your deformity has its origins from there too.

You’re not worthy to be in the comity of men though. You’ve got no shame. Despite being in the country, I’ve been a blessing to many lives both online and offline, I appreciate the fact that some people contributed on my way up, hence I let the love flow through. But here you are, Nigerian in diaspora LOL, trying to retell how you failed seven years ago to assist me in a dire financial situation, like you even get face to bring your colossal failure before everyone make dem read. You for kuku tell me you were just coming out from prison, I would have understood that. It’s been said you’re a retard who doesn’t know his left from his right, is it this bad?

Conversely, If you have that much, you won’t be online everyday engaging every single person on a Nigerian forum. Attacking every post and every moniker. You’re literally jobless, hence you picked up the MOD job in Music Section to support your daycare hustle. We thank Se.un for the impact.

I’ve been lying stealth until you wanted me in the ring. Usually, this used to be fun but man I feel I’ve gotten to a stage where online bants should be left for vicious inventions like you developed by drug-fiend abusive fathers.

airmark:
Why is this Aba-made Chelsea fan feeling funky?

Emergency Sterling hater, fvck off.

I heard you’re 40-something years old, how true?

I really want to know how close to 50 and how bad the notion that a fool at 40 is a fool forever applies in your case.

airmark:
It's really appalling, and that's the reason i found time to tackle their nonsense.

That Aba-made fan never for once in his posts asked Chelsea to send Sterling away but i was shocked when he claimed he was the leader for Sterling's dismissal on this thread few days ago.

Unlimited22 added Sterling into his squad list for this season like 3 weeks before the transfer window would close, tonight he claimed everyone wanted Sterling out. Thank God we are alive to see all these

Attention seeking aturu. Sometimes I wonder how your wife manages to keep up with your pink attitude. Chances that you nag more than her are very high, a disturbing quality your drunk father who suffered bipolar disorder passed on to you before his untimely death.

B1tch you wanted some attention, here have some, and hey don’t fail to reply with some more asinine comments or your stale “beggar” line, we know you get paid to keep dem boys busy here.

Griffon:
We need a real threat from that LW. Someone whose game is slightly different from Mudryk’s.

I wouldn’t mind making a bid for Napoli’s Kvaratskhelia. Give them Sterling and Cucurella + 50milla.

Griffon:
We simply have no reason to keep Sterling. Man contributes nothing offensively and is hardly a handful for defenders.

Nkunku seems to be the only bright spark up upfront for us. I’ll love to see what his linkup play with Jackson would look like.

While this bingo was waiting for the season to start to make his lame Sterling claims, I had a campaign running already during preseason.

nihilistjnr:
God is the greatest.


We thank Jah that we have moved on from questioning defence in games like this

Evidence below

In a previous dispensation



And now last week



This time last year, tonight's result would have been unthinkable.

We thank Jah.

Anything wey go lead to airhead quoting me or y’all having a bromance over my moniker should be jettisoned my gee.

I have no interest in arguing about the attack/defence anymore. Anything to keep that demented online roach off my mentions will be appreciated.

I go still write the admins on this.

Ibime:
Saudi should just bring bid for the French twins in January

We don't need to even replace them, an academy graduate can do what they are doing

Bashir Humphreys is better than Benoit and Disasi put together.

Unlimited22:
Na this defence and goalie we Wan use win league.

Oya nau.

Tired of back and forth. Let he who has eyes see am

At least I played footie and I know when a backline is terrible. We’ve got some.

Ibime:
Can these nights keep clean sheet for just one minute?

Hehehehe

nihilistjnr:
Team #outscoreyouropponents

Useless defense will give you BP one day.

Thank you Enzo Maresca!

Character!!!!

Ibime:
Like what does he need to do to be dropped?

Someone needs to shoot him.

This promises to be the first game ever in history where both teams lost

tjcoded:
yes

Let me have your WhatsApp number

tjcoded:
we deliver all over Nigeria

Payment on delivery?

timbros:
City's all time highest goal scorer over EPL all time highest goal scorer? haba...

Even Rooney is 3rd all time highest goal scorer.

Abi na hat-tricks be the criteria?

Alan was only jabbing long balls aimed at him into the onion bag

On a serious note, it’s all down to preference and few considerable metrics like longevity, consistency, stats, personal honors, etc.

But then, I believe just like the other folks, that Salah is way more complete and decorated than the rest for EPL.

iamoyindamola:
Why is aguero not in this conversation

10 years of greatness. City’s all-time highest goal scorer, record holder for most Premier League hat-tricks (12).

I’ll pick him ahead of Alan, Rooney and Ronaldo

It’s between Henry, Aguero and Salah!

BlueMann:
Man, that loss to Botafogo was a monumental disappointment. To lose 3-0 (I won't even count the nonsense stoppage time consolation they scored) in a title decider against your main rivals at home, is embarrassing to say the least. Made words by the fact that they could have built a sizeable lead early on, but we're busy wasting chances.

At least Estevao will probably walk away with the Player of the season award.

TBH.

That’s the big positive. Bring the confidence home and stake for a place in the team.

I’ll love to see how he goes up against Neto and Noni, would be a joy to watch.

Man be arguing with 20 different monikers at the same time, trying to win them all.

Hercules