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Ibime:
So the new Tuface wife na Igbinedion granddaughter

Nigga is marrying upward. Make he rest small and let Igbinedion pikin carry load

Swiz123 see pïmp like Tuface call am simp

Just as aptly captured by this post:

Natasha is a good upgrade, she's better than Annie; one good thing here is that Natasha has the wealth and she's from a good wealthy and influential family, she has the political connections too except one thing she's lacking which is fame that 2Baba can give her,

Tuface has the wealth and fame, Natasha might be looking for that fame which she can get through tuface and if I were to be Tuface I will not rush things, he should take things slow.

The two parties are bringing value on the table and that's how you as a man should be thinking when you're ready to marry after suffering to build up your value, don't just settle for a pump attendant, sales girl or one uzellezz hotel receptionist.

Tuface is the prize now, Natasha (30+) is winning the prize because she has two of the sweet trinities (wealth and political affluence), every man in his prime should learn from this.

If Tuface is a fooollish man he would have been in Gboko by now looking for one ekuke village girl to marry from one poovaty ravaged family or community but he went for a more better vvoman than Annie (his ex wife) instead and on the other hand adding a value to his life because now, Natasha is bringing value which is the political connection that will better Tuface's life.

As a man, don't be like Yul Edochie.

As a soon to be 33+ vvoman, forget about man or love for now and focus on how to become better so that you can increase your chances of winning a man's commitment like Natasha did.

Sermons over!

Singapore1:
Vinicius a LW missed the net and somehow got rescued by Jude ( who is not a striker by the way), then you find a way to blame Jackson who is a striker lol. Person wey dey argue with you in good faith no get job lol

If any of our Midfield have Jude positional awareness we wont have time to reason Jackson

Airmark will Use apple to rationalize Orange. LMAO. I honestly want to believe all these arguments na cruise

Cruise?

Man is in the biggest form of his life.

Drama in Goodison Park

Ibime:
E better pass the one wey dey do turnovers and lead to dangerous transitions every time

I must agree with you that Mo Salah is the greatest for EPL.

Season after season, we keep seeing this guy carry Liverpool to title glories. It’s simply unbelievable.

Kimbeast:
Manchester City defense literally throw away the game yesterday despite Haaland scoring twice but attack bla bla bla. Who even takes this nigga seriously here.

airmark:
They are enemies of progress, masquerading as Chelsea fans.

It's unfortunate that Diggz and Ibime later joined Nateevs, Lordfalcao, Timbros, Griffon, drisham, kimbeast, swiz123 in the show of shame.

This bastard get my moniker off your fingers. Let this be the last time you get the urge to mention me here you bloody mental idiot.

afrodoc2:
A line is wack if the girl no like you. If she like you she go say the line dey cheeky. I can bet my next month salary that for a loaded guy like that 75% of the time the girl's answer will be " You will just have to find out", with smiling or winking emoji added sef.

If girl like you and you approach am for public straight she go say you dey bold. If she no like you and you approach am for public she go say you dey harass or stalk am.

The difference between a guy that a girl finds weird and desperate and one that the girl finds manly and assertive is whether she likes the guy in the first place.

Factos!

obainojazz:
Looks like you’ll win this one

It’s a take home, unless VVD is gonna score a brace against Everton for you

Palmer made the difference in this tie.

What time do we play?

I thought it was 20:00?

Obainojazz your lead no fear me.

I got Mateta!

But there’s still a lot to play. It’s now between the returns from Palmer and Jackson.

Toughest game for me this season TBH.

Football punditry on one subject circa 1975

We know those who have more football knowledge in their fingernails than some ninjas here.

raumdeuter:
By points Griffon should be like 15th on the table but somehow he is first. No be juju be that?

We have lost fewer games na. Going by points system, we actually deserve to be where we are.

Ibime:
Clown shyt

Davido has 3.5 good songs in his career

If, fall, Damiduro and singing the Carolina chorus on Sauce Kid song

Burna Boy first album has better songs than Davido whole career

Burna is an RnB, Afro Beats and Reggae genius

The ragga Burna boy spat on this song alone shows he has more talent in his pinky finger than Davido whole body. Jamaicans can't even compete with this level of ragga except Damian Marley or Supercat


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKa6jTfZB5w?si=lwJ22PWbWjgVT0Op

Facts Only.

This attention seeking vermin is still shaking over a cheeky statement I made to spite him.

Onye eriri eri. Nne na Nna gi gba aka nwa. Otele.

airmark:


And one Aba-made Chelsea fan said ''Jackson is too good'', during the match he missed big chances as usual.

Otu Nne gi.

Wetin dem dey find for Cucurella hair?

Liverpool trailing.

Jackson is too good.

Haters can die.

Oyarzabal a striker?

Victor Ikpeba-esque analysis

nateevs:
Quite frankly, this year, we all hope, for your sake, that you type less.

Elejo wewe.

It’s gonna snow in hell this year then

Captain Salah warmup!

Liverpool have character and would definitely win the league. Champions don’t scamper for excuses, you move into the pitch and show your mettle.

Arsenal and their fans only win the league on social media with their elephant hanging on a tree.

This Amorim must be a descendant of Jose Mourinho.

My nigga came with the trailer.

BlueMann:
Lol Bournemouth once had three pks in a game this season. Kluivert hat trick

First time in the history of the PL a player will bag a hattrick of penalties in a game.

Low key Palace’s Mitchell is a proper left back.

Why are West Ham board still keeping faith in Lopetegui despite his horrendous outings?

nateevs:
Spamming indeed. I just discovered A40 calls him elejo wewe.

Ibime:
And your boy Tosin

I don't want to hear about players lacking experience when the experienced players keep making academy-level mistakes every week

Tosin has a composure and ball playing skills those two big bullies lack. A little work on his aggression and he’s up there with the best.

Achempong on his part is a star in the making.

This Archempong is better than Disasi and Benoit put together.

Too many unfamiliar faces. Good luck to the boys.

Godstime001:
Someone who his wife lord. His wife bully's him

I know of that part, his story is all over Nairaland.

It’s the humiliation he faces at home that drained him of his self-esteem hence he’s on Nairaland angling to win every argument, attacking every moniker, and being so desperate.

You all shouldn’t blame him for all this, he’s only trying to reassure himself that he is a man and that he can still win battles despite the loss at home.