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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by guardsman: 1:25pm On Aug 05, 2021
datribune:
At least she's showing real emotions & not playing it safe like White Money who probably has watched d show 1,000 times & is doing all d things that sell wit viewers - not showing his true emotions, not getting into conflicts & controversy, not bickering over being nominated, cooking, cleaning, telling his pity stories of d streets, not gossiping & doing things that generally sell wit viewers by playing it safe.
It's not wrong & u can strategize to win but it's so boring & predictable. I can literally predict how White Money will behave under almost every situation. I'm bored stiff by these guys.
Gbam!
PoliticsRe: Approve Freedom Of Information In Lagos, Agbaje Dares APC by guardsman: 2:41pm On Dec 14, 2018
MufasaRebirth:
Well I been to places to, the north, north central, western states and towns and the east, bros truth be told most Lagosians are really suffering and it makes me wonder what the do the huge IGR they say they generate....
Like Lagos, every city has its share of d poor. Lagos is a welcoming city of opportunities where many come to realize their dreams & showcase their God-given talents. It's a thriving hub. Everything is here. I really love this town.
PoliticsRe: Approve Freedom Of Information In Lagos, Agbaje Dares APC by guardsman: 2:18pm On Dec 14, 2018
MufasaRebirth:
I cant live in Lagos, I hate stress, I hate suffering lol
Every town, everywhere has its advantages & disadvantages. because of d nature of my job, I spend a lot of time outside Lagos, especially in Abuja & d north - Kaduna, Kano Jos. but truth be told maybe because I grew up in Lagos, I'd still rather live in Lagos. It's different for everyone.
PoliticsRe: Approve Freedom Of Information In Lagos, Agbaje Dares APC by guardsman: 2:10pm On Dec 14, 2018
cucumbae:
We wan help una remove all the brown roofs from Lagos.
Hahaha, clown. Developer, wehdon sa.
PoliticsRe: Approve Freedom Of Information In Lagos, Agbaje Dares APC by guardsman: 2:09pm On Dec 14, 2018
litdutchboy:
Tinubu became a billionaire in dollars at the expense of Lagos state. He owns a private jet worth double the one Lionel Messi recently acquired. One of the leaders that turned Lagos to the 3rd worst mega city in the world.
Stop d mudslinging & misinformation & Focus on facts & not rumours. To date d only accusation against d Jagaban was d politically orchestrated allegation dat he had a foreign account. dis allegation by d OBJ govt was found to be spurious as he had d account b4 becoming governor of lagos state. All allegations against Tinubu ar baseless & unproven.
Tinubu's involvement in politics has been good news to d people of lagos state & indeed Nigeria. When nigerian history is written, d Asiwaju's name will be written in gold. Same can not be said of leaders like Saraki whose leadership turned his state to a glorified IDP poverty camp, chaining it to d ground wit no development
PoliticsRe: Approve Freedom Of Information In Lagos, Agbaje Dares APC by guardsman: 1:55pm On Dec 14, 2018
cucumbae:
If those street hawkers no dey pay Owo ile and Owo chairman to tinubu's boy, oluomo,how him go take live their ostentatious lifestyles dey carry Yoruba actresses olosho?
Hahaha why so pained?. U get choice nah. Abi, u nor get village?
PoliticsRe: Approve Freedom Of Information In Lagos, Agbaje Dares APC by guardsman: 1:52pm On Dec 14, 2018
MufasaRebirth:
5th largest economy And Lagosian are suffering lol

Do you know lagos is the poverty HQ of this country huh

Bros free yourself from mental slavery na 2018 we dey oo
Educate yourself, Lagos is today d 5th largest economy in Africa.
If ur village people nor allow u enjoy Lagos, u nor go go back village go appease them

PoliticsRe: Approve Freedom Of Information In Lagos, Agbaje Dares APC by guardsman: 1:47pm On Dec 14, 2018
cucumbae:
How much tinubu dey give you wey you dey mumu yourself.Out of #1b wey he dey milk from Lagos na #20k he give bribe you to be his online watchdog.
U do not know who & what Tinubu is, to Lagos State.
Mumu, na by force to stay Lagos?. Go face ur fan yogo business abeg.

PoliticsRe: Approve Freedom Of Information In Lagos, Agbaje Dares APC by guardsman: 1:41pm On Dec 14, 2018
ZombieTAMER:
You are right my Yoruba Muslim friend

Why would we have freedom of information in Lagos..

It will certainly not benefit Tinubu
Let Jimi keep manufacturing issues where there are none. There's freedom of information in Lagos State but he's such a lazy person & "politician", if at all he can called one. Pesin wey we nor go hear frm again till another 4 years. What was PDP thinking going to wake up Agbaje frm sleep to come & contest as Lagos State flag bearer?.
Agbaje probably came to Lagos after 1999 & does not understand why Tinubu is so highly regarded by friends & foes alike. Mtchew!
PoliticsRe: Approve Freedom Of Information In Lagos, Agbaje Dares APC by guardsman: 1:20pm On Dec 14, 2018
JK is Just kidding. d Mumu, periodic politician don crawl frm under hin rock again. This time d defeat will be crushing. Wit Lagos bcoming Africa's 5th largest economy & thriving & attracting investments in a country that is a byword 4 poor governance, Lagosians will not giv room 4 d retrogressive politics of PDP. Agbaje will soon crawl back again. Na we customer for dis Lagos nah.

PoliticsRe: Police Invitation Is A Mere Political Game, Says Saraki by guardsman: 5:03am On Jul 24, 2018
midolian:
I wonder why the mods here are deleting negative comments about Saraki...All comments against him in the first page of the previous thread were deleted

It's a pity!
Nairaland is about to go to d dogs.
I don't know why people should allow their personal preferences to interfere with their jobs. U write something against Saraki or Atiku they can even ban you. Smh
PoliticsRe: Dino Malaye Hugs Saraki Tightly, Congratulates Him On His Victory (Photos) by guardsman: 1:03am On Jul 07, 2018
This is Nigerian court where Ibori escaped justice. Make hin never rejoice too much o. Seychelles is on his case. Abi that one na PMB too?

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/273330-exclusive-seychelles-begins-probe-of-saraki-wife-for-alleged-money-laundering.html

HealthRe: Masturbation: I Think I Have PE And ED, I'm Just 20 by guardsman: 12:22am On Jul 06, 2018
helppppp:
Hi everyone, I have to narrate my ordeal to you all. I'm really suffering here and I'm very sad at present. No one knows this cuz I'm always jovial. Seriously I suffer a lot!

I can't even recall when I started watching porn but this week will make a complete 2 years that I have been masturbating. I felt this kind of regret when it was a year too. Please help me, I don't want it to persist again. I don't want to continue with it.

It's even got to a stage that I get aroused to anything exposure about the female. Merely looking at boobs at times, I'd have to control myself. I can't even stand a TV soft sexual act, I'd definitely be aroused. I'm hating on myself!

Before, when I engage in this act, I used to last long a little time but nowadays, I can't even stay two seconds. All I need to hear is the voice of the porn star and I'm done. I know that means I've already developed premature ejaculation (PE) .. Another one I notice nowadays is that I don't get the full control of my joystick as before, it's still standing but I feel it's lost some strength. I feel I have developed erection dysfunction (ED) also and I have never had sex before. I don't my future wife to be depressed about me!


I'm gonna be 21 in August, I don't want this thing to remain with me please help.. I have already lost enough with it. My final year result was pure rubbish, I was only lucky to make a 2.1 cuz i had had good results already in the past. Lots of times I have also contemptlated suicide or harming myself in a way to end this but I won't do that ever.

Even being in my early twenties, I'm far from being broke but I've never had a girlfriend. Just help me please!
U hav not been masturbating. U have been overmasturbating. There's a difference. People who don't suffer these side effects hav been masturbating & not overmasturbating. If they did, they'd suffer d same thing u ar going thru.
Firstly, u hav to stop masturbating for a while to allow ur body recover.
Eat well & healthy. Rest well. Exercise. U may take some medications or better still see a Gynecologist. U will be back to ur healthy self earlier than you think if u stay focused & disciplined. Stay away frm porn, focus ur mind on other things. Go out more & be more sociable.
I read someone here telling you about Edging. Pls don't. It's another form of masturbation which might rewire ur brain with serious consequences. U may just be jumping frm frying pan to fire. Do not edge. Run frm any form of masturbation.
Good luck.
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by guardsman: 11:03am On Apr 28, 2018
CeeC-Bambam: I've never met Ebuka

CeeC-HMs: I met Ebuka once when I drove to meet him to get me on d show.

Ebuka: I've never met CeeC

Now, there's proof that debunks d lies that both Okija natives hav been telling us. Why d lies if u aren't trying to cover up something. I don't know what exactly it is, but there's something there.
Something tells me that Ebuka is d "Sir E" that CeeC wrote on her wall. She has been inconsistent about whether or not she knows Ebuka. Ebuka has also been inconsistent about whether he knows her or not. From d way CeeC reacted d day Ebuka entered d house to evict Bambam, i was sure something wasn't right. She's been talking about him & expectations were that she'd be excited to meet him in person but her behavior was soooo queer & abnormal. Her body language said a lot.
Throughout d show she kept mentioning Ebuka, referring to him as a real man.
From d preferential treatment she was receiving, i knew something was up.
However, d organizers knew if they kept to their original intentions, it would be so clear what they were up to & they had no opinion but to backtrack a little.
This scandal further confirms what we already know - BBN is MMM on steroids.
CelebritiesRe: “Cee-C Insulted Me” - Ebuka Obi-Uchendu Makes Shocking Revelation by guardsman: 2:34am On Apr 28, 2018
CeeC-Bambam: I've never met Ebuka
CeeC-HMs: I met Ebuka once when I drove to meet him to get me on d show. 
Ebuka: I've never met CeeC 
Now, there's proof that debunks d lies that both Okija natives hav been telling us. 
Something tells me that Ebuka is d "Sir E" that CeeC wrote on her wall. She has been inconsistent about whether or not she knows Ebuka. Ebuka has also been inconsistent about whether he knows her or not. From d way CeeC reacted d day Ebuka entered d house to evict Bambam, i was sure something wasn't right. She's been talking about him & expectations were that she'd be excited to meet him in person but her behavior was soooo queer & abnormal. Her body language said a lot.
From d preferential treatment she was receiving, i knew something was up. 
However, d organizers knew if they kept to their original intentions, it would be so clear what they were up to & they had no opinion but to backtrack a little.
This scandal further confirms what we already know - BBN is MMM on steroids.
CelebritiesRe: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu And Cee-C At A Pageantry. Ebuka Lied? (Throwback Photo) by guardsman: 1:13am On Apr 28, 2018
CeeC-Bambam: I've never met Ebuka

CeeC-HMs: I met Ebuka once when I drove to meet him to get me on d show.

From d way CeeC behaved d day Ebuka entered d house to evict Bambam, i was sure something wasn't right. It was so queer. This is somebody u've always talked about & their were expectations that when you finally get to meet him in person u'll be excited. Her behavior was soooo abnormal.
This gal can lie for Africa.
d show is a scripted scam.
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by guardsman: 9:45pm On Apr 22, 2018
Congrats to our Toracle brother. Weldone Team Miracle for coming thru for our boy. Team Tobi
TV/MoviesRe: Tobi Evicted From Big Brother Naija 2018 #bbnaijafinale by guardsman: 9:24pm On Apr 22, 2018
shamecurls:
Epain you reach that level!
I'm not pained, I'm just stating undisputable facts that Deloitte can not be trusted. They couldn't round up their move which they knew if they did would sound d death knell of their show in Nigeria. I'm not unhappy that Miracle won. Every time he was up, I voted for him except in d finals. I'm Toracle all d way. Congrats Team Miracle!
TV/MoviesRe: Tobi Evicted From Big Brother Naija 2018 #bbnaijafinale by guardsman: 9:03pm On Apr 22, 2018
Big brother & Deloitte ar scammers.
Deloitte & PPPRA were cited by EFCC as having inflated figures of d volume of petrol imported, thereby misleading d Nigerian government to overpay oil marketers. Deloitte is not a reputable audit firm & BBN is MMM on steroids. It's a scam.
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by guardsman: 8:51pm On Apr 22, 2018
Ambber:
Oh please. Be a good loser
Sharrap dia. Google Deloitte's track record in Nigeria. They are not reputable. Google is ur friend.
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by guardsman: 8:47pm On Apr 22, 2018
yunafa:
this is a scam......tobi is the winner...biggie, God will punish you. Mod pls ban me
Big brother & Deloitte ar scammers.
Deloitte & PPPRA were cited by EFCC as having inflated figures of d volume of petrol imported, thereby misleading d Nigerian government to overpay oil marketers. Deloitte is not a reputable audit firm.
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by guardsman: 8:45pm On Apr 22, 2018
Big brother & Deloitte ar scammers.
Deloitte & PPPRA were cited by EFCC as having inflated figures of d volume of petrol imported, thereby misleading d Nigerian government to overpay oil marketers. Deloitte is not a reputable audit firm.
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by guardsman: 3:37pm On Apr 22, 2018
nigerianwoman:
Because your Alex profited from not getting evicted with Rico Swavey. mtcheww
Since we are talking about conspiracy theories, d greatest beneficiary is CeeC. Alex after multiple cancelations became HoH & made it to d finals along wit Nina, 4th runner up in d HoH task was rigged into d finals in order to divide Miracle & Tobi votes & then to crown it all they evicted Lolu to swing Lolu & CeeLo fans to help CeeC win. Remove ur tinfoil hat.
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by guardsman: 10:28pm On Apr 21, 2018
MissCookie:
Haba! Una sabi write unnecessary epistle sha. As you can see, it's party time, gat no time to read that, come to the dance floor baby, let me rock your sorrows away.
Which sorrow when I'm also grooving to d party here. I wrote it before d party nah. Enjoy urself, miss.

TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by guardsman: 8:59pm On Apr 21, 2018
MissCookie:
Tobi and Miracle was seen happily eating and nodding their heads to the sound of the music while sitting few inches apart from each other but, am I the only one sensing some tension between them? They aren't quarreling but I am almost sure I could bet this month's salary something isn't right between them undecided
Of course nah. U think Tobi is happy with Miracle after jetting to tell Nina his observations about his MiNa relationship, making him appear bad to Nina even though Miracle did same to him during his CeeBi relationship & he kept it away frm CeeC?. Unfortunately for them it's not something they can sort out in d house so they hav to hold their emotions till they get out
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by guardsman: 8:50pm On Apr 21, 2018
MissCookie:
I wished for so many good things for our dearest Nina and they all came true. I wished for her to stand up for herself when she was bullied, she did. I wished for her to be a finalist, here she is. I only hope fairy godmother doesn't call us greedy for the bolded,lol...I will trek from here to SA with happiness if it happens.
cheesy
Bar Nina, I would only be happy if Miracle wins, can't shake off the backstabbing Tobi I saw on my screen.
U just throw words around anyhow & hope to hoodwink d gullible. Nina is d most cunning Housemate ever. Behind that seeming innocence is a very calculative individual that knows exactly what she's doing. A 21 year old who holds d unenviable record of being d first Nigerian female on any BBA /BBN to ever hav sex on TV even while her family, her boyfriend & his family might be watching is not an innocent little girl. She used sex as weapon & strategy.
Miracle told Tobi what everyone in d house knew about his CeeBi relationship. That's not backstabbing CeeC but looking out for ur G.
Tobi told Miracle what everyone in d house knew about MiNa relationship which she constantly confirms. That's not backstabbing Nina but looking out for ur G.
Nina knows she's gaming Miracle.
Miracle knows she's gaming him.
Collins knows Nina is gaming Miracle.
ToLex knows she's gaming Miracle.
Everyone knows Nina is gaming Miracle.
Ask Nina about Miracle's status & she starts rambling, looking for what foot she should put forward. No one is deceived. I was seething wit rage during d jacuzzi saga. Nina is not as innocent as she makes out to be.
U only see what u want to see. Nina is so cunning. d double standards in this year's BBN is appalling. Everyone was on CeeC's case when she tried to poison Tobi's mind against some housemates, Nina did same d other night, trying to poison Miracle's mind against ToLex there was no outrage. I was glad that Miracle shut her up immediately.
Nina is d most cunning Housemate ever. ToLex said d truth & became her enemy.
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by guardsman: 11:29am On Apr 21, 2018
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Geezeem:
Go and make pepper soup with your like

And all your votes undecided

No one can claim to know what miracle is thinking

The guy is an enigma

We have watched him for over two months

The more you look ....the less you see

The only thing me and you can bet about miracle is that

He is competitive and direct

Every other assumptions na wash

He has circle of moods ....none ever lasting more than others
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TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by guardsman: 1:06am On Apr 21, 2018
sophiathefirst:
grin grin
the toxic stuff truly dey touch u . but is annoying though, some fans take things too far. I just be looking at people here though, the way take things personal here is alarming, investing all their time, energy is something i dont understand. Someone will ve all the time in the world to insult, degrade a fellow human being and BBN housemate and post degrading picture about them, like seriously?
It just something else, all to what gain.
Then let me blame Big Brother first, with the Pairing thing.
He now went and brought housemate wey be "pikin wey say him mama/papa no go sleep, how himself go sleep"
Housemates troubled big brother, him no rest, them too the HMS no rest
The viewers no rest, them HMS too no rest.
The only thing i can say that is good of this season is the fact that some of them ve won money from one or two competitions, unlike last year own.
Very good points. d new innovation of at least, making them win something is quite very good.
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by guardsman: 1:02am On Apr 21, 2018
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TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by guardsman: 11:59pm On Apr 20, 2018
Threebear:
Tobi didn't win ,take this info to the bank. grin
Congratulations. If Tobi doesn't win & Miracle wins I'll almost be as happy. I hope u aren't right sha but if you are, I'm not unhappy.
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by guardsman: 11:56pm On Apr 20, 2018
SIRmanjar:
Guy calm down jare..Miracle dint snitch on Tobi but Tobi snitched on miracle.
Miracle was only trying to clarify if what Tobi told him was true..But madam Tobi gossip his main man with Alex which is very wrong..We all know the snitch ad the gossip in that house.
Guy abeg, argue wit urself. I've made my point. Keep defending d indefensible. How is it so hard to accept that Miracle is human & can make an error in judgment which he's trying to fix. No one is dragging him for it but just stating d genesis of d mood in d house right now.

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